I like Asia

[Biff]

Too many countries in too little time. As I'm missing you all so much (cough bullshit) I thought I'd give you an update on some of countries I've visited so far.

PingaSore
Hot, humid with brilliant shopping. I picked up an Arai RX7 for just under $800 PingaSore dollars, which work out at a little under $700 Kiwi. And that includes a seperate tinted visor.

The majority of mbikes on the road were Honda Phantoms and larger engined mopeds.

Tealand
Again hot n sweaty and the roads were full of nutters, both cage drivers and boikers. Most of the bikes being 100/125 moped type things.

Umper Lumpa
Beautiful architecture. Hot chicks, cheap beer, and your wort nightmare in terms of traffice. Mopeds everywhere, some coming towards you in busy traffic. Police even ride mopeds, and even saw what looked like a chase. Really funny to see a moped with flashing lights chasing another moped rider.

Kong Hong
Full of "ladies of the night", wanting to charge $600 HKD (approx $100 Kiwi), alledgedly. A concrete jungle - horrible place to live I imagine, but worth a shopping trip.

Next stop - somewhere else, but my itinerary changes by the day. I need a sleep. I need a day off and I need another beer. Oh - and these Asian ladies are soooooo cute. Don't worry Ms Biff - if you read this - I'll make sure I get a receipt so I can claim on my expenses!! :drinknsin (joke!!!!!)

Shit update - sorry - but I'm using a wireless LAN at an airport somewhere, I'm pissed after recently emptiying my hotels mini bar, both of which cost a fortune and this is the first chance I've had a chance to get on the tinternet since leaving home. Besides, I think I need to make a call on the big porcelin phone before I get on the plane in 10 mins. :sick:

Biff out

[dangerous]

hey man, whats happend to the welsh accsent................ sounds a bit screwed up :cool: glad times flying past 1 more week at work then its a week back in Welshland isent it? injoy, and dont forget to keep an eye out for aftermarket cans and the 'Mr Turbo' kit for the bike :spudwave:

[Coyote]

Sounds good :niceone:

Where are our Arai helmets?

[ManDownUnder]

Sounds like you're working hard... you ARE working aren't you?

Have fun, be good, look forward to the next update.
MDU

[MSTRS]

Good to hear from ya BB. You'll be pleased to find that *the corner* has had a jolly good telling off in your absence & has undertaken to behave in future. The bike however......

[Indiana_Jones]

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese. :2thumbsup
I like Chinese. :2thumbsup
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

-Indy

[jrandom]

Arais don't fit me.

[Hitcher]

Arais don't fit me.
Pah! I fart in the general direction of your petite cranium.

[scumdog]

Lived in KL yonks ago and sounds like the traffic situation hasn't changed a bit!!

[WINJA]

Too many countries in too little time. As I'm missing you all so much (cough bullshit) I thought I'd give you an update on some of countries I've visited so far.

PingaSore
Hot, humid with brilliant shopping. I picked up an Arai RX7 for just under $800 PingaSore dollars, which work out at a little under $700 Kiwi. And that includes a seperate tinted visor.

The majority of mbikes on the road were Honda Phantoms and larger engined mopeds.

Tealand
Again hot n sweaty and the roads were full of nutters, both cage drivers and boikers. Most of the bikes being 100/125 moped type things.

Umper Lumpa
Beautiful architecture. Hot chicks, cheap beer, and your wort nightmare in terms of traffice. Mopeds everywhere, some coming towards you in busy traffic. Police even ride mopeds, and even saw what looked like a chase. Really funny to see a moped with flashing lights chasing another moped rider.

Kong Hong
Full of "ladies of the night", wanting to charge $600 HKD (approx $100 Kiwi), alledgedly. A concrete jungle - horrible place to live I imagine, but worth a shopping trip.

Next stop - somewhere else, but my itinerary changes by the day. I need a sleep. I need a day off and I need another beer. Oh - and these Asian ladies are soooooo cute. Don't worry Ms Biff - if you read this - I'll make sure I get a receipt so I can claim on my expenses!! :drinknsin (joke!!!!!)

Shit update - sorry - but I'm using a wireless LAN at an airport somewhere, I'm pissed after recently emptiying my hotels mini bar, both of which cost a fortune and this is the first chance I've had a chance to get on the tinternet since leaving home. Besides, I think I need to make a call on the big porcelin phone before I get on the plane in 10 mins. :sick:

Biff out
HOPE YOUR SHAGING A CHEAP WHORE IN EACH COUNTRY, UNLESS YOUR MARRIED THEN YOU SHOULDNT

[hondav2]

I was over there last Oct for motogp at KL and a trip up to Penang Island. Best fun of the trip was hiring a bike and tourin the Island.$8 NZ for 12 hours inc petrol. In George town the traffic lights have a big screen which counts down the secs till they change red or green. Won many a drag with up to 20 odd bikes. Show us some pics. Cheers Toddy

[Ghost Lemur]

Where's the pics you teasing bastard

[scumdog]

HOPE YOUR SHAGING A CHEAP WHORE IN EACH COUNTRY, UNLESS YOUR MARRIED THEN YOU SHOULDNT

"Shagin" is actually spelt "shaggin" and "shouldnt" is actually shouldn't.

Get an education ya loser!!

[WINJA]

"Shagin" is actually spelt "shaggin" and "shouldnt" is actually shouldn't.

Get an education ya loser!!
OK LABRADOR

[dangerous]

Kong Hong
Full of "ladies of the night", wanting to charge $600 HKD (approx $100 Kiwi), alledgedly.

Oh - and these Asian ladies are soooooo cute. Don't worry Ms Biff - if you read this - I'll make sure I get a receipt so I can claim on my expenses!! :drinknsin (joke!!!!!)
I get on the plane in 10 mins. :sick:

Biff out
Ya bloody twit, you dident actually think that Ms Biff would get to read this now aye....... but as KB emailed you a sub to this thread which had a link to right to this spot................... she read it :Oops:
Looks like I am going to have to extend the 'BiffBaff dog box' http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=206059#post206059 so as you can fit a TV in there on your arival home..... might just have your self an extended stay out side now :whistle:

[Biff]

It happened - eleventy two countries and it finally happened - I can now leave Asia and move onto the European leg of my journey satisfied.

I left a bar heading back to my hotel room, when from the corner of my eye I noticed a young lady approaching me at speed. Then she spoke those legendary words, the ones you hear said in jest many times over, but wonder if they're ever genuinly uttered, " Hey hunney, suckie fuckie?!!!"

She wasn't impressed when I pissed myself laughing in her face. "Oh u fink u special eh hunny? Too good for me huh. You not special, go away howible man". Then again she did have a face like an angry bag of walnuts.

I was approached by another lady the other day who simply said, “Massage?”. I said, “Ok - $1000”. She got really excited until I asked her for the cash up front.

So that was there. Now I'm here. Not for long though because after here I'm somewhere else.

It's a fact - Asians don't suddenly become shit drivers when they arrive in NZ, they spend years perfecting the art of suicidal driving in their home countries first. Farq - the number of times I've squealed like a door mouse with his testicles caught in a mangle. Nutters – but happy ones.

I've seen two huge cruiser type bikes today made by a company called MAN. Don't they make trucks?!

Far too much Saki was drunk last night. If you’ve ever drunk it you'll know what I mean when I say the warm rice poison slowly creeps up on you, and doesn't hit you until you try to stand up or hit fresh air. I've got the shakes today - green tea for the rest of this leg me thinks, in preparation for the warm beer when I hit the shores of the UK towards the end of next week.

Photos - nope, none. I keep forgetting to take my camera with me. But I do plan on taking some time off and do the tourist thing this week. I'll post some pics then, and whoever guesses where I am gets rep points and a copy of the Asian Road Code. It's here on the back of a cigarette box somewhere.

Best airline food so far – Battered spicy chicken (I think it was) with noodles courtesy of Cathay Pacific

Worst – boiled chicken and a piece of bread on a small commuter plane that looked like it was held together with Glad Wrap.

[gav]

Find a bar, park up and watch live MotoGP racing, its on now!! Take note, they aint racing BentBirds :whistle:
Have a good one :2thumbsup

[Ghost Lemur]

Sounds like you're having a blast BiffBaff.

Enjoy it while it lasts. You'll be back in the real world before you know it.

And keep your camera on you damn it. Some of us have to live vicariously.

[Biff]

So my journey across Asia ends, and although it was an absolute hoot I'm glad that I've now landed in the UK. There's nothing I like more than bland food, warm beer and arrogance to help me appreciate the finer things in life.

I fly back to NZ next week and judging by the number of KB mail (600+!!!!!) in my inbox there's been some real shit flying about in here......Guff filter primed and a shed loads of CDs on chill me thinks.

As promised here are a few of photos of the last country I visited on my trip. None of the other countries I visited I’m afraid. Primarily because many of the places I visited were pretty bland in terms of scenery, albeit I'm sure that the wider countries has loads to offer - but industrial estates, airports and motorways tend not to make the most interesting photos. So here we are - the first person to name the country gets some pos rep, all of those that fail to identify the country need a slap. You can't get a more easily identifiable landmark....

Oh - and her name is Lisa, nice girl. She's looking for an excuse to visit New Zealand. Any offers?

[Zed]

So my journey across Asia ends...Nice pics of *China* Biff.

Hope you have a safe journey home dude! :niceone:


Zed

[Biff]

....and I nearly got arrested for taking this one. Jees - these Chinese police type bods are twitchy buggers I tell you. If I was going to overthrow their govt I'd sure as hell not waste my time taking photos of shitty GN250s their bikey cops use.

As an aside - I sat in the back of a taxi on my way to Beijing where I saw a sign in the back that read, "If phenomenon occurs upon this vehicle with you thankfully no hesitation in disclosure of facts to authorities". It's good to know these things ya know.

[Ixion]

....and I nearly got arrested for taking this one. Jees - these Chinese police type bods are twitchy buggers I tell you. .

Hey, Mr BikeyCop, eat your heart out. Maybe you could talk the boss into swapping the Beamer for one of these !