Sunday night - stupid arsehole imitating a cop...

[madbikeboy]

I wrote this a few days ago, and thought about not posting it. But fuck it, why not. This was Sunday night, driving back to Auckland from Vegas…

Just had a fucking annoying experience that, honestly, just wicks me off.
Driving home in the cage last night, en route from Ngongotaha back to the big city lights of Aucks – long stream of traffic sitting on 27 behind a useless 80 k per hour guy. For those that don’t know SH27, that’s the one that goes through Matamata, and it’s pretty much a straight line.

So, being 2 cars back, behind a guy in a Commodore who is tailgating the 80 k dickhead, I decide to do a sensible but quick overtake; checking for lights on the rear tray before I jump. Since there is no gap, I have to take both cars at once, which I do, and since I’m not a moron, I do a cautious double take at the driver of the Commodore as I pass to make sure he doesn’t have a pornstache and radar top box.

So, happily on our way, doing 110 clicks (dog and babe in the car…), when I see Commodore guy do a big swerve out, then jump in behind me following at about a Christians narrow mind distance behind me. He gets on his RT, and follows me up the road for a while with little separation.

But, after 5 minutes of this bullshit, still no pull over.

So, I slow right down to 95, he backs off.

So I nudge it back up to 105. He starts tailgating again.

So, I slow down to 90 k’s, and after a few minutes, someone does what I did, and does the big overtake, no heroics or excess speed – and Commodore guy jumps on his back bumper, RT up to the bumper - same bullshit that he was pulling with me.

So, thinking, WTF?, I drive up to his back bumper, no lights, pull alongside, no radar, just this fat middle aged dickhead with an RT in his hand. Looking at the car closely, it looks like a REPMOBILE, with this fat fucktard doing this cop imitation thing for his own jollies.

The rego plate was ELR588 – we lost sight of him because after we took a close look, he decided to give it a boot full and fuck off up the road.
But, correct me if I’m wrong here, isn’t there supposed to be some law about imitating a cop? Surely, this behaviour counts as imitation?

[hospitalfood]

did he touch his cock at all ?

[Laxi]

nah! then they'd be busting people for eating donuts, having bad attitudes and parking in dumb-ass places

[boomer]

anyone tailgating with a walkie talkie should get busted for imitating a cop..??



There are some strange folk in NZ.

[madbikeboy]

anyone tailgating with a walkie talkie should get busted for imitating a cop..??



There are some strange folk in NZ.

Says the guy with the nun smoking from a bong?

[boomer]

Says the guy with the nun smoking from a bong?


yeah i should get busted for imitating a nun...


dude.. seriously?! get a grip :Muppet:

[Str8 Jacket]

Meanwhile on nzcagesarescocks.co.nz someone is boasting about how he caused a motorcyclists so much paranoia that he may have been a cop that he posted a thread on KB....

[peasea]

yeah i should get busted for imitating a nun...



Nice bong though.:clap:

[wbks]

anyone tailgating with a walkie talkie should get busted for imitating a cop..??



There are some strange folk in NZ.In the same type of car that plain color police cars are, isn't it pretty obvious?

[madbikeboy]

In the same type of car that plain color police cars are, isn't it pretty obvious?

Yeah, long antenna on the front right guard, lights visible behind the grill etc etc... he was doing it for jollies, which is my point.

[Headbanger]

I'm impressed by his work, Great stuff, Must have pissed himself.

[SMOKEU]

My mate has a VT Commodore with steelies and it's great fun scaring people into thinking we're cops.

[XRVrider]

Contact the cops with his reg for tailgating. He didnt put flashing lights on did he? If not, cant see that he imitated a cop, and pulled you over etc... Take a photo of him next time, that scares people off from being dicks, tailgating etc... make sure he see's you take a photo though. If he has the RT in his hand the new law of no mobile phones etc, may come into play. Sounds like a cock though.

[PrincessBandit]

Must remember not to wear my police woman costume while out and about then.

[Fatt Max]

Must remember not to wear my police woman costume while out and about then.

Oh frickety frick, that is a shame....do you have a traffic wardens outfit by any chance?

[Insanity_rules]

Must remember not to wear my police woman costume while out and about then.

Thus robbing the world of a sexy site. You wouldn't have a nurse's uniform as well would you?

[Brett]

The roads were shit yesterday, went out for a drive with the Mrs down to The MOunt, on to Rotorua then abck home to Aucks and the whole trip was littered with drivers who insist at overtaking at 100kph or maybe up to 110kph and use the whole length of passing lane to nail one car, whose driver, seeing a passing lane has now decided to speed up.

It drives me off the bloody wall...how hard is it to overtake efficiently and then move over to the left...I MEAN REALLY???

[Boob Johnson]

Not sure what you have been smoking Mike but that is an awful of assumptions you are making mate. Immitating a cop? Are you for real? When? Not once in your rendition of things did he mimic a cop lol. Geez you have an over active imagination lol.

[Swoop]

and then move over to the left...I MEAN REALLY???
Kiwis do not know what "driving on the left" actually means.

[madbikeboy]

Must remember not to wear my police woman costume while out and about then.

This thread is useless without pictures. :crybaby::innocent:

[Pussy]

This thread is useless without pictures. :crybaby::innocent:

And the handcuffs.... don't forget the handcuffs!

[AD345]

ELR588:
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Te Wananga O Aotearoa (current owner)
Owned since: 2008, October 7th (for more than 11 months); Location: Te Awamutu; Postal address: PO Box 151, Te Awamutu 3840; Status: Complete; This is an organisation; Prior odometer: 93km on 2008, May 1st

[rebel]

The homo boy racers in Wellington usually have their cock enlargement nights on Thursday out the Hutt. I've got a white Falcon that can pass as a cop car, and my mate is a builder with a couple of spare high vis vests. So one night we decided to go and have a geez and try and scare a few of the morons. Were driving down seaview when we saw some jappa piece of shit smoking up one of its front wheels. Did the typical U turn and flshed my high beams at him, he pulled over straight away. Was bloody funny at the time seeing his face when we drove past (If only he got it confiscated tho!).

[R6_kid]

Get's them everytime! If I'd known it was you I would have pulled over for a chat.

[Mikkel]

ELR588:
#
Te Wananga O Aotearoa (current owner)
Owned since: 2008, October 7th (for more than 11 months); Location: Te Awamutu; Postal address: PO Box 151, Te Awamutu 3840; Status: Complete; This is an organisation; Prior odometer: 93km on 2008, May 1st

So, is that like the maori police or...? I recall seeing, on the TV, this guy getting pulled over by the fuzz and he then presents them with a maori driver's license - pure gold.

[Pixie]

Must remember not to wear my police woman costume while out and about then.

I don't think you would fool anyone:

[Patrick]

Must remember not to wear my police woman costume while out and about then.

We should hook up and compare equipment...


I don't think you would fool anyone:

If that's PB... we should DEFINITELY hook up and compare equipment.....

[vtec]

I remember Mikey got in trouble for riding his GSXR600 painted up like a police bike. Hilarious, mikey was awesome.

[Pussy]

We should hook up and compare equipment...



If that's PB... we should DEFINITELY hook up and compare equipment.....

That gear looks EXACTLY the same as the stuff you wear at work, Pat!

[Swoop]

ELR588:
#
Te Wananga O Aotearoa (current owner)
Owned since: 2008, October 7th (for more than 11 months); Location: Te Awamutu; Postal address: PO Box 151, Te Awamutu 3840; Status: Complete; This is an organisation; Prior odometer: 93km on 2008, May 1st


So, is that like the maori police or...?
That is the "University of New Zealand"... An educational establishment in Sarf Auckland.
http://www.twoa.ac.nz/home.php

You may remember them from the news some time back... financial issues...

[Patrick]

That gear looks EXACTLY the same as the stuff you wear at work, Pat!

But my arse looks fat in that.....

If I looked that good, I would never get any work done.....