Darien Rush Security, get over yourselves

[Fatt Max]

Fuck me gently, have you seen these guys..??

It’s a security guard company who stomp around Newmarket like they own the place. They have black shiny 4WD’s with stuff like ‘Rapid Response Team’ up the side of them, but the most laughable thing is they wear the black fatigues and boots to look just like the Armed Offenders Squad.

They even have the utility belt on, I mean for fuck sake….

The big difference though, is that the AOS utility belts contain a 9mm automatic pistol, some spare clips, a set of quick-lock titanium hand cuffs, multi band RT unit, chemical mace, a tazer, tear gas, a retractable riot baton and a few stun grenades. The DRS guys carry a note book, Moro bar, Swiss army knife (with all the sharp bits removed) a pre pay mobile phone and a fucking biro.

Two incidents with these wankers has led me to write this, #1 involved one of their 4WD’s nearly running me into a bus the other night on my way home (yes I know, call a waaaaaambulance and all that) but just now, as I am on my way into work and sitting at the lights cnr Remmers Road and Newmarket, one of these chaps has asked me to ‘Keep the noise down with those revs mate’.

I mean, c’mon you lot, get over yourselves…….and I only ride a 250cc…lol

[gtr boy]

tell him to fuck him self

[Usarka]

Just point and laugh at them. They'll hate that.

[gammaguy]

obviously they were all kicked out of police pre training school,and the boss of the security firm was waiting outside the school gates with a fat contract-and a moro bar:whistle:

[Swoop]

Hmmm.

All black vehicle.
Dress all in black.
Have an attitude.
Want others to conform to "their way of thinking".

It really sounds a bit like the destiny church.

[PirateJafa]

Matrix Security is even more hilarious. Complete green "fatigues" and combat boots. In their white and green RAV4's. :rofl:

[MisterD]

They have black shiny 4WD’s with stuff like ‘Rapid Response Team’ up the side of them,

They're Highanddrys aren't they?

"Sir, you have Woman's car!"

[firefighter]

one of these chaps has asked me to ‘Keep the noise down with those revs mate’.

You should have revved the shit outta ya bike pointing at your ear saying "I ca'nt hear you!"

You know like on Top Gun? lol

That's what i'd have done, as well as telling him to have sex and travel.

[boomer]

Fuck me gently, have you seen these guys..??

It’s a security guard company who stomp around Newmarket like they own the place. They have black shiny 4WD’s with stuff like ‘Rapid Response Team’ up the side of them, but the most laughable thing is they wear the black fatigues and boots to look just like the Armed Offenders Squad.

They even have the utility belt on, I mean for fuck sake….

The big difference though, is that the AOS utility belts contain a 9mm automatic pistol, some spare clips, a set of quick-lock titanium hand cuffs, multi band RT unit, chemical mace, a tazer, tear gas, a retractable riot baton and a few stun grenades. The DRS guys carry a note book, Moro bar, Swiss army knife (with all the sharp bits removed) a pre pay mobile phone and a fucking biro.

Two incidents with these wankers has led me to write this, #1 involved one of their 4WD’s nearly running me into a bus the other night on my way home (yes I know, call a waaaaaambulance and all that) but just now, as I am on my way into work and sitting at the lights cnr Remmers Road and Newmarket, one of these chaps has asked me to ‘Keep the noise down with those revs mate’.

I mean, c’mon you lot, get over yourselves…….and I only ride a 250cc…lol

you got owned by some useless drops out dressing up pretending to Be S.W.A.T with Moro bars..... ahahahhahahaha


More fool YOU !

[Supermac Jr]

to have sex and travel.


:2thumbsup funny!!!

[ynot slow]

Imagine the fun to be had pointing a bb pistol at them(don't do that),they pull out a mars bar,freeze dude.

Had a guy bring one to our soccer clubrooms after a game,we set up empty cans,had fun for a while,was about 8 of us there.But he went up town,and the street was queit,decided to shoot a sign,etc.The cops drove passed on patrol,weren't to happy,he recieved it back next day.

[Coldrider]

Just ask them how much they get paid per hour, that will shut them up really quickly.
Local security company 'charges out' their guys at $18.25 per hour.

[Mully]

Just ask them how much they get paid per hour, that will shut them up really quickly.

Nah, ask them what part of the real Police training they failed. Then surmise it's either the fitness or the intelligence tests.

Oh, and refer to them as "Mr. Plastic Badge"

[Coldrider]

Nah, ask them what part of the real Police training they failed. Then surmise it's either the fitness or the intelligence tests.

Oh, and refer to them as "Mr. Plastic Badge"yeah, and they can their dogs down to park after work play tracking with hi-viz vests (unfortunately this true for one instance).

[Blackshear]

Matrix Security is even more hilarious. Complete green "fatigues" and combat boots. In their white and green RAV4's. :rofl:

You know how one always does this blip on the old scoot when you start her up in the carpark?
Start her up, give a couple blips to calm the spluttering and BAM, right in my face - some faggot in army fatigues, high laced boots and a walkie talkie.

'Hey son, I'm gonna have to ask you to keep the revs down mate, we don't want accidents.'

"It's revs, BRO. I'm stationary. I understand where you're coming from, but go police something that matters."

'Hey look, don't get smart, or I'll report you to the police.'
RUNNNNDUNDUNDUDUN and off in a blaze of noise.

THE NEXT DAY :2thumbsup

Tries to block my entrance to the mall and writes down my numberplate lol, then tells me I can't park where I do anymore. :wacko:

[Coldrider]

You know how one always does this blip on the old scoot when you start her up in the carpark?
Start her up, give a couple blips to calm the spluttering and BAM, right in my face - some faggot in army fatigues, high laced boots and a walkie talkie.

'Hey son, I'm gonna have to ask you to keep the revs down mate, we don't want accidents.'

"It's revs, BRO. I'm stationary. I understand where you're coming from, but go police something that matters."

'Hey look, don't get smart, or I'll report you to the police.'
RUNNNNDUNDUNDUDUN and off in a blaze of noise.

THE NEXT DAY :2thumbsup

Tries to block my entrance to the mall and writes down my numberplate lol, then tells me I can't park where I do anymore. :wacko:Tell him to get fucked till he serves a tresspass order on you.
He has to ask you leave the property before he can do this, then who is agent, property owner or security guard?

[wbks]

Sound like a bunch of wankers... Which carparks are the ones with the nazi rentacops telling you guys to 'keep the revs down'? KB burnout comp?

[Skyryder]

A good fist in the nuts turns the toughest dick into pudding and the custard is a good hard 'slap' onto the side of the jaw as they buckle, with the lower part of the palm, get it right and you can 'clap' both hands over both jaws at the same time.

Mind you at my age a twist of the throttle is both faster and safer.:beer:

Skyryder

[Dave Lobster]

Mind you at my age a zimmer frame is both faster and safer.:beer:



I sometimes wonder if I'm the only one laughing ;)

[Coldrider]

Tell him to get fucked till he serves a tresspass order on you.
He has to ask you leave the property before he can do this, then who is agent, property owner or security guard?On second thoughts, if you want to park there, you'll just have to tell him how much he reminds you of 'arnie'

[Pedrostt500]

My thoughts on the Car Park nazis, is to organise a KB event where we park a bike legaly in each car park for maximum duration, they can't do Fuck about it,

[Indiana_Jones]

tell him to fuck him self

What he said

Tell the cunt to fuck off.

We had a security person ask my mate for his drivers licence one time he drove past the flicks on a sat night, he handed it over, but if it were me I'd tell him to fuck himself.

-Indy

[wbks]

My thoughts on the Car Park nazis, is to organise a KB event where we park a bike legaly in each car park for maximum duration, they can't do Fuck about it,Pretty uneventful week planned, huh?

[ynot slow]

Ask him "are you a test tube baby" when he replies"no,why" you reply "because your like your dad if you were,he was a wanker too".

[forlife]

Darien Rush are wankers, no doubt about it. Ive had a run in with these clowns myself.

They were also on tv3 threatening to "take your head off" to a cameraman. And then were also on 60 minutes with the owner having ripped people off.

Theyre walking around like that because theyre failures and have huge insecurity comlexes, failed cop exams for sure

[slofox]

They were all bullied at school - poor little woozims...

[munster]

I've heard they're in the financial shit and it's only the RWC contracts that's keeping their heads above water right now.

[tigertim20]

look you guys have gona about this all wrong. heres how you fuck with over zealous security guards.

get a T shirt printed with 'security' written on it, and nothing else.
Get a wheel clamp.

Wait untill they park their big gay vehicle, and get out of it, the go put the clamp on their vehicle.
stand there with a notebook and a pen, and when you se them coming back, pretend you are writing their number plate down.

the conversation will go something like this

them: what the fuck are you doing?

you: Im afraid you arent entitled to park here, and we have received complaints

them: what? take that fuckingthing off our car, WE are the security around here

you: (raise your eyebrows and conjure a distinctly patronizing tone) Son, calm down, youre in enough trouble as it is.

them: who the fuck are you, and what the hell are you doing. who do you work for?

you: Sorry, Im not able to divulge that information

Them: take that thing off our fucking car cunt

You: sorry sir, Im unable to do that

Them: the fuck is going on here?

You: Just doing my job fellas.

Them: get this off our car, who the hell are you, what the fuck is going on

You: Look, abviously youve an issue, if youll kindly wait here a few minutes I will go and get my boss

Then you simply walk away and dont come back

[DrunkenMistake]

look you guys have gona about this all wrong. heres how you fuck with over zealous security guards.

get a T shirt printed with 'security' written on it, and nothing else.
Get a wheel clamp.

Wait untill they park their big gay vehicle, and get out of it, the go put the clamp on their vehicle.
stand there with a notebook and a pen, and when you se them coming back, pretend you are writing their number plate down.

the conversation will go something like this

them: what the fuck are you doing?

you: Im afraid you arent entitled to park here, and we have received complaints

them: what? take that fuckingthing off our car, WE are the security around here

you: (raise your eyebrows and conjure a distinctly patronizing tone) Son, calm down, youre in enough trouble as it is.

them: who the fuck are you, and what the hell are you doing. who do you work for?

you: Sorry, Im not able to divulge that information

Them: take that thing off our fucking car cunt

You: sorry sir, Im unable to do that

Them: the fuck is going on here?

You: Just doing my job fellas.

Them: get this off our car, who the hell are you, what the fuck is going on

You: Look, abviously youve an issue, if youll kindly wait here a few minutes I will go and get my boss

Then you simply walk away and dont come back

Like a Boss.

[flyingcrocodile46]

In similar situations when dealing with image conscious fuckwits like that I take satisfaction in tilting my head sideways with a frown (as if mildly annoyed by their stupidity) then shake my head, turn and walk away whilst completely ignoring anything they say.

I reckon there is no greater insult to someone who is full of themselves, than to send the message to them that they don't even rate acknowledgement.

[munster]

I reckon there is no greater insult to someone who is full of themselves, than to send the message to them that they don't even rate acknowledgement.
that's the whole point. They have no more rights than you or I, they cannot detain, ask for ID, anything. All they can do is call the Police.

But in saying all that, after working at ground zero on Friday 9 September, I truely appreciate security guards and the crap they put up with. Also, 99.9% of people will repsect the 'uniform' and comply with reasonable requests.

[Indiana_Jones]

Also, 99.9% of people will repsect the 'uniform' and comply with reasonable requests.

Pretty much.

Problem is though 99.9% of those security guys are cunts lol

-Indy

[wysper]

Hmmm.

All black vehicle.
Dress all in black.
Have an attitude.
Want others to conform to "their way of thinking".

It really sounds a bit like the destiny church.

Or a motorcyclist :shit:

[PrincessBandit]

Hmmm.

All black vehicle.
Dress all in black.
Have an attitude.
Want others to conform to "their way of thinking".

It really sounds a bit like the destiny church.


Or a motorcyclist :shit:
Told you before, we have Bishop SpankMe to lead our glorious 2 wheeled denomination at the shrine of kb.

look you guys have gona about this all wrong...

... you simply "spray and walk away"

Fixed that for you.

[Gremlin]

Quite topical... today it was an Armourguard fella outside an ASB branch, dressed in overalls, boots etc.

I guess when the cops don't want you, and a company is promising shiny cars and cool uniforms, it's enough for you.

I remember attending a call out to a client (it was the weekend, GM was too drunk to drive), security was there. He almost touched a door handle until I told him not too, hated the thought of being in the building etc. Really, if it wasn't for the cops spending too much time on highways etc, having the security system dial straight into the cops would render the guards useless...

[Usarka]

that's the whole point. They have no more rights than you or I, they cannot detain, ask for ID, anything. All they can do is call the Police.


Some security guards have the power to issue tresspass. Not sure if that applies to our mates at Darrien Rush or not. I'd guess not because they'd have to spell it first.

But it would suck getting tresspassed from the airport or the supermarket!

[Indiana_Jones]

But anyone who owns or represents a private property or business can issue a tresspass notice surely?

Don't see where the overalls and boots come into it lol

-Indy

[Usarka]

But anyone who owns or represents a private property or business can issue a tresspass notice surely?



Don't call me shirley.

[Indiana_Jones]

Don't call me shirley.

<img src="http://themacguffinmen.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dont-call-me-shirley.jpg">

-Indy

[Big Dave]

I've been told to move on by security guards when I've been photographing stuff.
Most are quite reasonable when I explain what I'm doing.
If they give me 'tude I just politely decline until I finish. All they do is stand there and huff and puff or go for the phone.
It helps being clad in armour, a foot taller and 30kg heavier than most of them too. :innocent:



Shirley.

[Fatt Max]

I used to look after a shopping centre in a previous life here. The security guards there were brilliant, nice guys (not DR emplyees).

Anyway, they hauled in some little rich kid who had been caught tagging the toilets, little prick had gone wild with a spray can trying to be a big ass gangsta.....

So, we have him in comms and hes blabbing on about "you cant do this, I'm head boy at St Kents" and all this crap. Next thing he says "and my father is a top lawyer as well" to which the senior guard replied "well, I hope he gives you a good fucking rate cos the cops are on their way"

I just about pissed myself laughing. Little rich kid started crying

Funny as.....

......but the Darien Rush guys still look like twats......

[imdying]

Some security guards have the power to issue tresspass.Dude, you have that power.