Question!

[James Deuce]

How can you tell an Aucklander in a power crisis?

Answer!

You can't tell an Aucklander anything. That's why they had a power crisis.

[ManDownUnder]

Ba doom tssh!

Yeah well we don't have the advantage of the beehive... y'know... all that free wind power.

Imagine how could it could be down there without that endless source of hot air!

[pyrocam]

Bah dom dom Tissssh

nah I dont have anything to counter that. just agreeing with Jim2

[Pwalo]

Ba doom tssh!

Yeah well we don't have the advantage of the beehive... y'know... all that free wind power.

Imagine how could it could be down there without that endless source of hot air!

We only have it down here as a service to the rest of the country. Besides we'd have no winds otherwise.

[ManDownUnder]

We only have it (the beehive) down here as a service to the rest of the country....

...for which I am eternally grateful!

[Hitcher]

Question:

How many straight Aucklanders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer:

Both of them...

[bugjuice]

Question:

How many straight Aucklanders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer:

Both of them...
oooooooooo... keep the gloves up hitch..
funny tho

[Indiana_Jones]

A guy walking down the street sees Hitler and Schindler outside a cafe' having lunch.
He's stunned by what he sees and walks over to them and starts talking to them. After a while he asks Hitler "If you had to do it all over again, what would you change?"
To this Hitler replies "I'd kill six million Jews and three hedgehogs"
"Why three hedgehogs?" asks the man.
Hitler then turns to Schindler and says "See, I told you; No one gives a f*ck about six million Jews"

-Indy

[Maximus]

I've just moved put of Auckland . . . . . :whocares:

Wish I had something funny to say, but im just relieved to be gone . . . . :whistle:

[riffer]

A guy walking down the street sees Hitler and Schindler outside a cafe' having lunch.
He's stunned by what he sees and walks over to them and starts talking to them. After a while he asks Hitler "If you had to do it all over again, what would you change?"
To this Hitler replies "I'd kill six million Jews and three hedgehogs"
"Why three hedgehogs?" asks the man.
Hitler then turns to Schindler and says "See, I told you; No one gives a f*ck about six million Jews"

-Indy


Hmmm - obviously a Tamihere fan.

[gav]

I've just moved put of Auckland . . . . . :whocares:

Wish I had something funny to say, but im just relieved to be gone . . . . :whistle:
Wait till it snows, mate, then see how keen ya are :cold:

[Maximus]

Wait till it snows, mate, then see how keen ya are :cold:

Mate, im already noticing the difference!! :pinch:
Mrs 'Max' already wants to mave back, wishing i'd gotten to stay in Wellys at least it may have been a little warmer?!!

[Sharkey]

It's the jealousy that saddens me really.

[MacD]

It's the jealousy that saddens me really.

Just ignore it like the rest of us do! :shifty:

[Pickle]

Just ignore it like the rest of us do! :shifty:


What Auckland????

[HDTboy]

Don't questions usually have question marks after them? Not exclamation marks

[James Deuce]

Don't questions usually have question marks after them? Not exclamation marks

Questions do. The word "question" shouted to gain attention does not. The exclamation mark indicates an exclamatory rendition of the word "question".

You will note that the question asked within the text was indicated by a question mark.

That was a tentative step toward pedantry HDTboy. Keep trying. You'll get there.

PT

I put that in because most people miss the "tone" without an indicative marker such as a smilie.