The Shits

[gatch]

Tonight (my 3rd night of ownership of new old bike) a dude out at massey in a white skyline decided it would be a good idea to not stop at a stop sign and try take me out, nothing new, but considering I was headed the same way as the offender I thought I'd give him/her the shits.

Following at a safe distance and obeying the rules of the road I applied judicious use of horn and high beam to let the driver know I was not impressed and that I would like them to pull over, funnily enough the degenerate didn't heed my requests and proceeded to floor it, breaking the speed limit in the process managed break a bunch of well documented traffic regulations and show the world that his/her driving skills were rubbish at best, only to be stopped by a red light.

Noticing that I had parked my bike on the roadside and was walking to the car to have a friendly chat, the decision was made that red lights are no longer applicable to white nissan skylines and gapped it..

Funny fellow..

The odd occupant of the vehicle must not be doing very well at university because I think he failed to realize I know where he lives.. City court at massey university, next time I'm out there I think I will leave him a polite letter expressing my views seeing how we didn't get a chance to converse over the matter.

I hope he doesn't lose any sleep over it..

[Sidewinder]

id never pull over if someone was honking there horn and flashing there head lights at me after cutting them off

[wbks]

Strange, it's not a honda! Seriously, virtually every wankstain driver out there is driving a honda. Most people make a few mistakes now and then driving, a lot even pull out in front of someone but accept responsibility, but I mean the reallllll wankers that have the nerve to wave their fist at you after just about running up your ass while you do a u-turn because they fly over a hill doing 100 in a 50 zone or pull the finger because you were going a little slow while towing a trailer... WTF am I supposed to do? It's not a fucking hemi!..... Shit I want one of these hilux surf's with a bull bar...

[p.dath]

I bet you gave him the shits.

[Dean]

Heres my grand solution.

Why stick 7 small potatoes in a boyracers exhaust when he parked his skyline at massey university around 6pm when you can stick in one massive one.

One I can help you out with is this - Get about 100 post-it cards (the small sticky ones) have different coloured post-its to represent letters and spell out "wanker" on the drivers side. Now not only does it shame and anger the driver he has to take off each individual post-it "yep thats 90 more fat boy".
Oh how sweet revenge is

[ital916]

I had a dude see me going through the green at an intersection, look me in the eye and then run the red, cutting me off.....even though I had a green light. For a second the thought of gunning it ang going kamikaze style into the drivers side door, tropedoing through the window and decapitating him with my flying body, crossed my mind. Instead, I gently applied the brakes, had plenty of space between us and let him run the red.

In the end, there was no positive outcome of getting all worked up.

[gatch]

Heres my grand solution.

Why stick 7 small potatoes in a boyracers exhaust when he parked his skyline at massey university around 6pm when you can stick in one massive one.

One I can help you out with is this - Get about 100 post-it cards (the small sticky ones) have different coloured post-its to represent letters and spell out "wanker" on the drivers side. Now not only does it shame and anger the driver he has to take off each individual post-it "yep thats 90 more fat boy".
Oh how sweet revenge is

Last thing I want to do is start a silly war with a bunch of stupid fuck students, I don't want my bike to get fucked up so I'm not going to fuck with his shit. I was serious about the letter, there's no need to threaten or imply violence, just that his actions may have consequences that he clearly hasn't considered and that someone could be seriously hurt.


I had a dude see me going through the green at an intersection, look me in the eye and then run the red, cutting me off.....even though I had a green light. For a second the thought of gunning it ang going kamikaze style into the drivers side door, tropedoing through the window and decapitating him with my flying body, crossed my mind. Instead, I gently applied the brakes, had plenty of space between us and let him run the red.

In the end, there was no positive outcome of getting all worked up.

You are right, at the time though the lack of thought on his behalf is appalling, not stopping at a stop sign is not a mistake, its just fuckin retarded.

[Indiana_Jones]

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Someone had to....

-Indy

[Dean]

Last thing I want to do is start a silly war with a bunch of stupid fuck students, I don't want my bike to get fucked up so I'm not going to fuck with his shit. I was serious about the letter, there's no need to threaten or imply violence, just that his actions may have consequences that he clearly hasn't considered and that someone could be seriously hurt.

Dude the thing is if this cheeky skyline zero for one cowboy finds you wont bite he will toy with you. More pulling out in front of you etc.
Pm me if you want.

[gatch]

Dude the thing is if this cheeky skyline zero for one cowboy finds you wont bite he will toy with you. More pulling out in front of you etc.
Pm me if you want.

What for ?

[Dean]

What for ?

Buissness as usual. Just give me the word, location boss.

[gatch]

Buissness as usual. Just give me the word, location boss.

I'm not sure what you're proposing here ?

[Indiana_Jones]

Oh yea, on the subject at hand, do you know this cunt on a personal level?

If not and it's just a once off just let it slide, unless this prick has been doing it before etc.

-Indy

[Dean]

I'm not sure what you're proposing here ?

Forget about it man If I tell you to pm me to get the low down on the proposition, then It defeats the purpose of telling you what im proposing over a public forum.
Have a nice day.

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm not sure what you're proposing here ?


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-Indy

[gatch]

Oh yea, on the subject at hand, do you know this cunt on a personal level?

If not and it's just a once off just let it slide, unless this prick has been doing it before etc.

-Indy

Naa I have no idea who he/she is, the bit that concerns me is I'm out at massey 3 or 4 nights a week.. I don't want it to happen again as I might not be able to avoid getting smoked..


Forget about it man If I tell you to pm me to get the low down on the proposition, then It defeats the purpose of telling you what im proposing over a public forum.
Have a nice day.

If its offering to give the guy a beat down than its not necessary dude.

[SMOKEU]

If this shit happens again, smash one of the cars windows if they stop. Make sure you can get away first though. If you're wearing leather gloves it shouldn't hurt if you punch a car window out.

[Indiana_Jones]

If you're wearing leather gloves it shouldn't hurt if you punch a car window out.


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-Indy

[newbould]

Naa I have no idea who he/she is, the bit that concerns me is I'm out at massey 3 or 4 nights a week.. I don't want it to happen again as I might not be able to avoid getting smoked..



If its offering to give the guy a beat down than its not necessary dude.

The general population of KB seem to totally not understand your attitude to this incident. I totally agree with your approach and applaud your committment to getting the message across. Personally I would leave it at that - they won't recognise you or the bike again - they didn't notice you in the first place was how much attention they were paying - so I don't see any danger of retribution and they ran off through a second red to get away from you so they sure know you were pissed off with them.
Let it go, buy a lotto ticket and get a perrrmmmm.

[ducatilover]

Last thing I want to do is start a silly war with a bunch of stupid fuck students, I don't want my bike to get fucked up so I'm not going to fuck with his shit. I was serious about the letter, there's no need to threaten or imply violence, just that his actions may have consequences that he clearly hasn't considered and that someone could be seriously hurt.



Go with the war mate, we'll take my V8 and understeer towards things. :rockon: :rockon: Just make it look like a random act of violence so the NC30 doesn't get touched

[Sable]

Tip brake fluid on his paint.

[LBD]

So this thread is not about street vendor dining in Kyrgyzstan then?

I think the driver got the message:Pokey:....leave it at that and dont go looking for a confrontation after the fact, or taking the law into your own hands:bash:...IMO

[Pixie]

next time I'm out there I think I will leave him a polite letter expressing my views seeing how we didn't get a chance to converse over the matter.

I hope he doesn't lose any sleep over it..

Better still,pack some fresh dog shit in the cavity behind his driver's doorhandle.
Very satisfying

[woodboats]

You handled it well.
Never take a bike to a car fight.

[caseye]

You handled it well.
Never take a bike to a car fight.

Good advice this.
If it happens again, dod the barsteward into the Police.

[Skyryder]

Tonight (my 3rd night of ownership of new old bike) a dude out at massey in a white skyline decided it would be a good idea to not stop at a stop sign and try take me out, nothing new, but considering I was headed the same way as the offender I thought I'd give him/her the shits.

Following at a safe distance and obeying the rules of the road I applied judicious use of horn and high beam to let the driver know I was not impressed and that I would like them to pull over, funnily enough the degenerate didn't heed my requests and proceeded to floor it, breaking the speed limit in the process managed break a bunch of well documented traffic regulations and show the world that his/her driving skills were rubbish at best, only to be stopped by a red light.

Noticing that I had parked my bike on the roadside and was walking to the car to have a friendly chat, the decision was made that red lights are no longer applicable to white nissan skylines and gapped it..

Funny fellow..

The odd occupant of the vehicle must not be doing very well at university because I think he failed to realize I know where he lives.. City court at massey university, next time I'm out there I think I will leave him a polite letter expressing my views seeing how we didn't get a chance to converse over the matter.

I hope he doesn't lose any sleep over it..


First lesson of biking. GET OVER IT.

Lesson two. This is a toughie. He's in cage your'e not. Guess who gets hurt if he loses it.

Lesson three. And this is the important one. Ya gonna get just as hurt in the right as you would in the wrong

Stay sharp, stay cool and most of all stay alive.


Skyryder

[gatch]

Ha mate I need not lessons, if you read the OP you'd see I'm not worked up and huffing and puffing ready to blow his house down.

I had some fun with the dude after he made me shit myself and hope that it doesn't happen again in a place that I visit regularly..

No big deal..

[paddy]

If this shit happens again, smash one of the cars windows if they stop. Make sure you can get away first though. If you're wearing leather gloves it shouldn't hurt if you punch a car window out.

Maybe I'm just soft. No wait, I definitely am - but I'm still pretty sure punching out a modern car window in whatever gloves is going to hurt. Lots. :-)

[chef]

shall we kills him?

[Sheba]

Maybe I'm just soft. No wait, I definitely am - but I'm still pretty sure punching out a modern car window in whatever gloves is going to hurt. Lots. :-)

I don't think you're soft, just smart. I prefer not to stoop to the level of ridiculous drivers by doing something silly myself.

[Zuki lover]

Thats when you need spark plugs in your pocket, to well i leave that up to
on what to do with them,,,,, :innocent: