Ice. A turn on? [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

Foxzee

6th October 2009, 20:24

mossy1200

6th October 2009, 20:32

I think the ice is for whisky and this a method used when you have been married a long time.I could be wrong.

Blackshear

6th October 2009, 20:33

I thought it was expensive dinner, wine and elaborate walks in the moonlit park?

Or a fucking huge cone, depending on your circle of friends :woohoo:

Mom

6th October 2009, 20:35

I would not call it the best sexual turn on, frankly it is cold and not that pleasant.

However, a bit of chilly stuff in the right spot at certain times may or may not provide a tiny bit of pleasure :innocent:

Foxzee

6th October 2009, 20:36

I think the ice is for whisky and this a method used when you have been married a long time.I could be wrong.

Mossy love ya thinking......Burp...lol

racefactory

6th October 2009, 20:37

Have to say chaps, it ain't half bad if ya' stick an ice cube in her gob before she does her work.

However if you are going down tuna valley I can't see it being too shit hot a move for her personally. I'm not a girl but god all mighty who would want frozen meat up their snatch?

rosie631

6th October 2009, 20:37

Didn't this used to be a bike forum? Seems there are more sex related threads recently than bike ones??

Sidewinder

6th October 2009, 20:39

ajturbo

6th October 2009, 20:40

Mossy love ya thinking......Burp...lol
you want to find out about ice and sex?... just go outside (naked of cause ) and lie down.. it's friggin cold enough to find out if you like or not... just don't forget to tell me so i can LOCK the door then phone the cops and tell them i think there's a prowler.....

nallac

6th October 2009, 20:41

have to say chaps, it ain't half bad if ya' stick an ice cube in her gob before she does her work.

Hell yeah it is good.

Sidewinder

6th October 2009, 20:42

you want to find out about ice and sex?... just go outside (naked of cause ) and lie down.. it's friggin cold enough to find out if you like or not... just don't forget to tell me so i can LOCK the door then phone the cops and tell them i think there's a prowler.....

ill be the only prowler out side your window

Foxzee

6th October 2009, 20:44

Didn't this used to be a bike forum? Seems there are more sex related threads recently than bike ones??

Too cold to ride.....lol...that's the problem..........

racefactory

6th October 2009, 20:48

Didn't this used to be a bike forum? Seems there are more sex related threads recently than bike ones??

Ain't nothing wrong with that how I see it, you ride both... one nags less.

Skunk

6th October 2009, 20:51

You've got to use it right. Very stimulating... :innocent:

ynot slow

6th October 2009, 20:51

I like ice,especially outside,can make great designs when you piss on it,but don't eat yellow ice or snow.

Foxzee

6th October 2009, 20:54

You've got to use it right. Very stimulating... :innocent:

How Mr Skunk...How... show us.....we so new at this......lol

ajturbo

6th October 2009, 20:56

How Mr Skunk...How... show us.....we so new at this......lol
i'm more worried about sketchy..!!!

SMOKEU

6th October 2009, 20:57

Don't get caught by the cops with ice in your possession, it's class A these days after all.

Sidewinder

6th October 2009, 20:57

i'm more worried about sketchy..!!!

that boy wouldnt have a clue

Skunk

6th October 2009, 21:12

How Mr Skunk...How... show us.....we so new at this......lol

See you on MSN...:laugh:

Foxzee

6th October 2009, 21:26

i'm more worried about sketchy..!!!

Why he in good hands lol.....

It'z past 10.00 you should be in bed......NOW....lol

chef

6th October 2009, 23:08

the women puts ice cubes in her mouth sucks the penis until they all melt

sinfull

7th October 2009, 01:49

Why did i just get a chill go down my spine ???

naphazoline

7th October 2009, 05:27

....a bit of chilly stuff in the right spot ..........

oh yea mom and in what kinda places are we talking about here??

Well..........I don't think she was talking about in your hand.:laugh:

SARGE

7th October 2009, 06:00

someone just said to me that ice was the best sexual turn on...great in foreplay apparently

how does that work????

Turned on by being cold.....:cold:

Oh i guess this is when you tell me candle wax bets the ice or melts it.....

vicks vapor-drops or any menthol cough drops ...trust me on this ...

Trudes

7th October 2009, 06:51

It's very good for cooling you down if you're a bit hot. The cold/hot combination can be quite nice. That's all I have to say about that.

FJRider

7th October 2009, 07:44

It's very good for cooling you down if you're a bit hot. The cold/hot combination can be quite nice. That's all I have to say about that.

Perhaps you're doing it too fast .... :innocent:

FJRider

7th October 2009, 07:49

Someone just said to me that Ice was the best sexual turn on...great in foreplay apparently

How does that work????

Turned on by being cold.....:cold:

Oh I guess this is when you tell me Candle wax bets the ice or melts it.....

Try ... Quick Links, scroll down to FAQ ... enter ...sexual turn-ons... Question answered !!!

:gob: :innocent: :sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :rockon:

Trudes

7th October 2009, 08:29

Perhaps you're doing it too fast .... :innocent:

You can never do it too fast! :innocent:

Hans

7th October 2009, 09:29

seems we're all having oral sex - talking too much and fucking too little.

MisterD

7th October 2009, 09:31

I think the ice is for whisky and this a method used when you have been married a long time.I could be wrong.

Ice being put in Whisky is grounds for divorce isn't it? Oh, I see what you mean about when you've been married a long time....

Morcs

7th October 2009, 09:40

Are you sure they dont mean ice as in P?

Ronin

7th October 2009, 10:23

2 words.

Frozen Banana :banana:

martybabe

7th October 2009, 14:23

An excerpt from from one of Shakespeare's lesser known sonnets entitled ...

"my wife's a cold bitch, I'm fooking off to London verily"

Forsooth the bitch has froze me out

My love life is no more

I showed her my John Thomas and she showded me the door

I tried a sexy massage and a romantic tune that lingers

but when I introduced an ice cube

all I got was frozen fingers

She proclaimed that she was ill cause I'd made her cold and wet

So I showed her I still loved her by summoning the Vet.

One of his better works I feel :lol:

CookMySock

7th October 2009, 14:50

Ice isn't horny. A root with someone new with a toke and some dogporn videos. Now that's horny.

Steve

Squiggles

7th October 2009, 16:30

Try ... Quick Links, scroll down to FAQ ... enter ...sexual turn-ons... Question answered !!!

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

:weep: </10chars>

mossy1200

7th October 2009, 16:39

Ice being put in Whisky is grounds for divorce isn't it? Oh, I see what you mean about when you've been married a long time....
Your forgetting that we are talking forplay and straight whisky at room temp equals mr floppy cause you drink it faster.
Like sex in marriage moderation is best.I can outrun my wife so I hold the key to the level of moderation.A leg injury and Im stuffed.Must stay fit and alert and never let wife get between myself and doorway.

Number One

7th October 2009, 16:47

Ice isn't horny. A root with someone new with a toke and some dogporn videos. Now that's horny.

Dogporn? WTF...do you mean dogs having a fuck or humans fucking dogs?

Doesn't sound very 'horny' to me....

Mom

7th October 2009, 16:51

seems we're all having oral sex - talking too much and fucking too little.

Speak for yourself young man :blip:

Dogporn? WTF...do you mean dogs having a fuck or humans fucking dogs?

Doesn't sound very 'horny' to me....

Or dogs fucking humans even :puke:

Hope it was a typo :pinch:

jono035

7th October 2009, 17:52

To those complaining about the cold, you don't need to be in an igloo ffs, turn the heater up first perhaps??

munster

7th October 2009, 20:48

the women puts ice cubes in her mouth sucks the penis until they all melt

A curiously strong mint has a similar stimulating effect

mossy1200

7th October 2009, 20:57

A curiously strong mint has a similar stimulating effect
And denture paste does not.:hug:

Foxzee

8th October 2009, 20:24

Why did i just get a chill go down my spine ???

Coz we have all heard your "Wet Dreams"....hahahaha....LOL:girlfight:

Sidewinder

8th October 2009, 20:41

Coz we have all heard your "Wet Dreams"....hahahaha....LOL:girlfight:

he does more than dream

FJRider

8th October 2009, 21:05

You can never do it too fast! :innocent:

No ... you can never do it too often .... :whistle:

FJRider

8th October 2009, 21:07

Dogporn? WTF...do you mean dogs having a fuck or humans fucking dogs?

Doesn't sound very 'horny' to me....

Doggie style ?????? :buggerd:

Trudes

8th October 2009, 21:08

No ... you can never do it too often .... :whistle:

Until you start walking like you've spent the last 10 hours on a horse and been rubbing yourself on a tree....... :crazy:

Sidewinder

8th October 2009, 21:09

Until you start walking like you've spent the last 10 hours on a horse and been rubbing yourself on a tree....... :crazy:

nah that just means ya meet the right man

FJRider

8th October 2009, 21:12

nah that just means ya meet the right man

usually for all the wrong reasons .... :beer:

Sidewinder

8th October 2009, 21:14

usually for all the wrong reasons .... :beer:

well ya not a man till ya had a man are you

FJRider

8th October 2009, 21:18

well ya not a man till ya had a man are you

I will be quite happy to stay "one of the boys" then ... :beer:

Sidewinder

8th October 2009, 21:20

I will be quite happy to stay "one of the boys" then ... :beer:

in with a grin then eh:hug::hug::hug:

Number One

9th October 2009, 07:27

Doggie style ?????? :buggerd:
That was the obvious way to comprehend it yes but with DB I would never assume it were 'just the obvious' that he was referring to ;)

smoky

9th October 2009, 07:43

Considering the topic; this thread certainly lacks some imagination
Ice is ok if your a bit bored, I prefer champaign. :devil2:
But anything you do needs to be done with Passion, doesn't matter if its ice, frozen banana or police batten, or the seductive arts like poetry, conversation or touch, any kind of carnal activity - when its mutual and done with passion at the right moment - is all good
:niceone:
I might be a bit ol fashioned though

Sidewinder

9th October 2009, 16:39

mossy1200

9th October 2009, 16:43

maybe i could find someone to do that to me. you keen

bags not me

Sidewinder

9th October 2009, 16:56

bags not me

oh but im the best:devil2::doctor::nono:

Skunk

9th October 2009, 18:21

You'll be trying that ice in about 30 minutes won't you? Report back - it could (will) be a laugh.

mossy1200

9th October 2009, 20:48

just missionary position as instructed by God

Sidewinder

9th October 2009, 21:19

You'll be trying that ice in about 30 minutes won't you? Report back - it could (will) be a laugh.

nah still to cold from the ride, maybe tomorrow night if ya bring glenn over