BMW 1200 RT Brochure *titter*

[jazbug5]

Has anyone else seen this?

Someone at work is thinking of buying one of these, and gave me the catalogue to look at. Entitled 'Passion On Tour", with some very pretty pictures (of, er... Norway..?), it's a hilarious read.

My favourite spread is ps 5-6:

" The power of Thor's hammer. The speed of Odin's stallion."

Oh, my sides.

[White trash]

Sounds like the ol' Germans still haven't caught up to Harley on the emotive brochure count yet.

Keep it up though guy, and we wont mention the war........

[MSTRS]

" The power of Thor's hammer. The speed of Odin's stallion."


Oh yea.....mythical beings as well

[Indiana_Jones]

AND IF YOU DIE WHILE RIDING, YOU SHALL REACH VAL HALLAN!

:2thumbsup

-Indy

[White trash]

AND IF YOU DIE WHILE RIDING, YOU SHALL REACH VAL HALLAN!

:2thumbsup

-Indy

Ummmmmm, me thinks that aint quite right sonny.

try again.

[bungbung]

Don't make me break out my scandinavianess, try valhalla

[MacD]

Van Halen? (http://www.van-halen.com/)

more characters

[Big Dave]

Beat me to it! I was going to ask what page Valhalla?

[ManDownUnder]

Van Halen? (http://www.van-halen.com/)

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what??? you ride the same bike as me, and you quote names like that???

You just changed in my estimations (from being really high to be STELLAR!)

GOOD MAN!
MDU :Punk:

[Lou Girardin]

Has anyone else seen this?

Someone at work is thinking of buying one of these, and gave me the catalogue to look at. Entitled 'Passion On Tour", with some very pretty pictures (of, er... Norway..?), it's a hilarious read.

My favourite spread is ps 5-6:

" The power of Thor's hammer. The speed of Odin's stallion."

Oh, my sides.

And the looks of Asterix

[Big Dave]

And the looks of Asterix

bwahahahah! - but i'm not sending rep - we have a 'professional' arrangement :shake:

[Big Dave]

And i have to say that whilst ve all take ze piss from the cherman manner that, as several KB'rs have kindly expressed envy at my humble gig, I look at the production values of the BMW brochures and their marketing support materials with flat out green eyed jealousy. (Same with Harley, and Triumph have got their shit together lately too.)
Ist gut.

[James Deuce]

And the looks of Asterix
I was thinking Vitalstatistix myself - he's a bit thicker round the middle than Asterix.

[Hitcher]

AND IF YOU DIE WHILE RIDING, YOU SHALL REACH VAL HALLAN!
Valhalla. Or, in your case, Val Kilmer.

[Ixion]

Don't make me break out my scandinavianess, try valhalla

Nah, Val Hallan. ie ninth floor of the Beehive. He just mis-spelled Helen.

[MSTRS]

Val Idate ?
Val Edictorian ?
Val Paraiso ?
OK I'll shut up now

[Hitcher]

Oh val, I'll be on my vay then...

[SPman]

AND IF YOU DIE WHILE RIDING, YOU SHALL REACH VAN HALEN!

:2thumbsup

-Indy

Really in the 80's, mate....:whistle:

[Hitcher]

I console myself that his interest isn't in Barbra Streisand or Village People...

[MSTRS]

I console myself that his interest isn't in Barbra Streisand or Village People...
or Freddy Fender

[sels1]

I console myself that his interest isn't in Barbra Streisand or Village People...

or Vanilla Ice

[Indiana_Jones]

Jefferson starship - We built this city on rock and roll :D

-Indy

[Big Dave]

Mother Goose - Baked Beans.
Trust the Aussie aye! Actually that's my retort when someone gives me shite about Aussies being responsible for 'Air Supply'. That or the Thomson Twins.

[Storm]

Jefferson starship - We built this city on rock and roll :D

-Indy
Always knew you for a man of impeccable taste

[Pixie]

Has anyone else seen this?

Someone at work is thinking of buying one of these, and gave me the catalogue to look at. Entitled 'Passion On Tour", with some very pretty pictures (of, er... Norway..?), it's a hilarious read.

My favourite spread is ps 5-6:

" The power of Thor's hammer. The speed of Odin's stallion."

Oh, my sides.
Should'nt the correct attribution be "The speed of Onan's hand"?

[jazbug5]

Dave- have you been watching 'The League Of Gentlemen' again...?
(Not the crappy movie, before anyone asks...)

Oh, for those feeling lost, click here (http://www.leagueofgentlemen.co.uk/)

[jazbug5]

Should'nt the correct attribution be "The speed of Onan's hand"?
:lol:

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