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Swoop
12th October 2009, 14:01
OK, time for a competition. Standard rules apply. Bling for 1st, second and 3rd places.

It comes from this herald story (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10602777)...

Entries finish on Friday afternoon.
Reido
12th October 2009, 14:05
"wait... this isnt a donut shop?? screw it just tat one on my tongue :stupid: "
Maha
12th October 2009, 14:10
1...'Westie Cop Wanted To Be First Too Bust That Fantasy Island Little Guy's Arse'

2...'DangerousBastards knew career got off to a 'flakey shakey' start and the area was soon coned off'.
MSTRS
12th October 2009, 14:14
"I was actually wanting to do a U-turn. But I got unsettled when there were no bikers in the way."
Maha
12th October 2009, 14:18
'Police Comms got a call about a break and entering.......after the fact'.
Laxi
12th October 2009, 14:22
"I was actually wanting to do a U-turn. But I got unsettled when there were no bikers in the way."

the bikes were parked in front of the shop
MSTRS
12th October 2009, 14:23
I'm sure that my sergeant said (and I quote) "If I thought I was a big, tough cop, I needed to ink again"...maybe he said 'Think' ??
ManDownUnder
12th October 2009, 14:27
"And in related news, Police Comissioner Howard Broad reminded the NZ public that The Police have special dispensation to park their vehicles anywhere they deems necessary for the execution of their duties"
Grubber
12th October 2009, 14:49
"All clear"
tomobedlam
12th October 2009, 15:20
" these people want to be armed all the time"
ManDownUnder
12th October 2009, 15:21
It all started when a "Prince Albert" was reported lost...
portokiwi
12th October 2009, 15:25
The New Police Identakit office:innocent:

Training camp
avgas
12th October 2009, 15:39
Newspaper reports story about news.
Insanity_rules
12th October 2009, 16:18
OK I think my car needs a tatoo to be taken seriously in west Auckland.
NDORFN
12th October 2009, 16:24
Police officer does what police officers do best. Again.
peasea
12th October 2009, 16:28
"This is Sherrif Rosscoe P Coletrain speakin', them Dukes done got away agen...."
nadroj
12th October 2009, 16:30
Tittle Tattle!
Ronin
12th October 2009, 16:30
There is a hole in the wall. Police are looking into it.
peasea
12th October 2009, 16:43
A thief has escaped with an electric tattoo gun, police are following a lead.
MSTRS
12th October 2009, 16:56
Constable Clutz got it wrong (again) when playing the selection game...Ink, Pink, you Stink.
scumdog
12th October 2009, 18:07
SPBs failed attempt at joining the Police....:wait::D


He thought it was a donut shop.
Fatjim
12th October 2009, 18:41
An Auckland Tattoo shop owner was today charged with dangerous driving of a building after policemans sworn statement.
Swoop
12th October 2009, 20:00
He thought it was a donut shop.

Not so silly Scummy. 2 doors along there is a bakery...
A possible connection in this "police case"?:innocent:
Skyryder
12th October 2009, 20:04
Listen dimwit I said check the stats too.............not the Tat 2


Skyryder
nudemetalz
12th October 2009, 20:05
Bugger, I thought this was a McDonalds Drive-Thru....
Usarka
12th October 2009, 20:14
De pigs! De pigs !
ynot slow
12th October 2009, 20:17
Don't hire dislexic cops or immigrant ones who can't read.

Memo to driving dept,left is stop,right is go.

Seriously "placed hand brake on"might help to check operation of that me thinks,would've thought put into park,hand brake on,turn key off sort of thinking this is what most people do.
NDORFN
12th October 2009, 20:18
An Auckland Tattoo shop owner was today charged with dangerous driving of a building after policemans sworn statement.

This one's got my vote :yes:
Dean
12th October 2009, 20:21
Officer Mike Hunt now reveals the crashing incident is the cause of his "Sexy time" Tattoo he magically received over the anus whilst thrusting through the building, this is following his other defense in court that his cat downloaded 10,000 documents of underage "senior sluts" on his house computer.
nothingflash
12th October 2009, 20:42
Tattooing. Get Better Work Stories.
Swoop
13th October 2009, 14:03
Wondering if the "Safer Communities" message is getting through...
Insanity_rules
15th October 2009, 12:36
I was only executing a U-turn honest.
p.dath
15th October 2009, 12:41
Oops.

10 chars.
george formby
15th October 2009, 13:33
Dyslexic Police officer found confused but unharmed in recent West Auckland terrorist raids. Tame Bin Laden still at large but not thought to be dangerous.
Swoop
16th October 2009, 16:19
Righto, the judges have convened over a bottle of rum and the winners are about to be announced.

:first:

An Auckland Tattoo shop owner was today charged with dangerous driving of a building after policemans sworn statement.
:second:

"This is Sherrif Rosscoe P Coletrain speakin', them Dukes done got away agen...."
:third:

Bugger, I thought this was a McDonalds Drive-Thru....

Special mention!

Tattooing. Get Better Work Stories.

Well done chaps, bling on the way!

Thanks for playing the game!!:2thumbsup