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Ms Piggy
15th October 2009, 20:12
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/10/10/91575_ntnews.html

AllanB
15th October 2009, 20:32
Excellent

Quote:
"But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."

Just what is the going rate?

Taz
15th October 2009, 20:38
"Humpty Doo" :lol: Gotta love Australian place names. :clap:

Skunk
15th October 2009, 20:55
They went to Humpty Doo? Are you kidding me? :lol:

pete376403
15th October 2009, 20:56
"blown out of proportion"...:clap:

JimO
15th October 2009, 21:07
"Humpty Doo" :lol: Gotta love Australian place names. :clap:

is that near bonny doon

CookMySock
15th October 2009, 21:14
Hahaha, thats awesome. $5 note was still in place.. :lol:

Steve

retro asian
15th October 2009, 22:55
LOL!

Love how they do the editing in the NT News...

Papa Bear
15th October 2009, 23:00
is that near bonny doon

now hows the serenity ah :2thumbsup :clap:

Insanity_rules
16th October 2009, 16:43
is that near bonny doon

Nah but its Marbo, its the vibe and its going straight to the pool room.

pzkpfw
16th October 2009, 22:08
Given the $5 and the seat belt evidence, it was probably a handy.

Ms Piggy
17th October 2009, 07:21
Given the $5 and the seat belt evidence, it was probably a handy.
Yes, I thought it was very *handy* myself.

McJim
17th October 2009, 07:36
So he was drunk, speeding, had no licence AND he was sitting next to a chick with her tits out and a $5 note wedged between 'em?

Being Scottish I wouldn't of been able to keep my eyes of the $5..:rofl:...she was definately distracting him eh?

gunnyrob
17th October 2009, 08:31
I recall there was a guy who had his knob ripped off when he crashed whilst his beloved was performing fellatio.

Very messy.....

steve_t
17th October 2009, 08:34
Looking at her, I hope he was gonna get some change back for that $5 :Pokey:

Mom
17th October 2009, 08:35
"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my 'girls' were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs ...

:killingme

Just imagine that, too funny.