Nick Smith in shit. Literally.

[Hans]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Carvings-sculpture/Other/auction-250472279.htm

[sunhuntin]

gonna be on 3 news tonight. must say, he looks a lot better like that than he does in real life!

[Mikkel]

Nice! I like it...

[Fluffy Cat]

Very cool statement. Should be chicken shit:2thumbsup

[Hopeful Bastard]

I swear.. It looks and smells soo much like him that it must be a facial impression that got made when he said that he was gonna charge farmers for their cows' farts!! :2thumbsup

[Mystic13]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Carvings-sculpture/Other/auction-250472279.htm

Just like the real one except

- this one doesn't tell lies
- this one isn't covered with skin (yep both are full of ..)
- this one isn't trying to screw us.

I wonder what Nick will sell for?

[martybabe]

:D As I suspected, he's not only full of it he's made of it. good find.

[Muppet]

Good one!:2thumbsup I see there were at last count, 19 unanswered questions, doubtless they are too naughty to answer. I was just wondering how the artist manage to convince Smith to sit still long enough for the shit to dry on his head?

[EJK]

That's one preety expensive crap!

P.S. A Christchurch strip club just bid on it. Why??

[Conquiztador]

If it looks like shit and smells like shit, the chance that it is shit is high.

[Katman]

They should do a Brian Tamaki one next.

[NighthawkNZ]

I thought it made him look like he was shit faced

[bogan]

the artist must have amazing bowel control / arse muscles to produce such a turd. Also a very big bung hole if its to scale:eek5:

[Pussy]

They should do a Brian Tamaki one next.

Yeah, but the genuine article is already made of it

[peasea]

Yeah, but the genuine article is already made of it

And certainly the right colour.:whistle:

[Hopeful Bastard]

And certainly the right colour.:whistle:


:2thumbsup:2thumbsup :lol:

Well done!

[rainman]

Well, I've always thought Nick Smith is a shithead.

Art resembling life and all that...

[peasea]

It'll be interesting to see what it sells for. A while back there was some shit splattered on a wall that was called 'art' (with a silent 'f' no doubt) and was touted as being worth thousands.

If bike rego wasn't so expensive I'd be tempted to bid. $2080 at the mo'.

[mossy1200]

Its up over 2grand without hitting reserve.The seller is new tard me member .Me thinks its the funny piss take winner for 2009.

[Mystic13]

They should do a Brian Tamaki one next.

Wash your mouth out. he supports bikes. You should be delegated to call in and ask for his blessing for the Bikeoi and the support of his followers.

Actually on a more serious note it's fair to say I'm no fan of religion but he's only doing the same thing the other churches do. Look at the Pope and the Catholics.

At least the money he's raising isn't being funneled overseas to some bank in Rome. Those Catholics, go into a poor land, promise to educate and save the people, at the same time teach religion. Buy up all the land then rent it back to the people. As the peoples income rises they then pay for building more churches, give money to the church each week and pay rent to them for their leasehold land. The ultimate business model.

Good on a boy from the back blocks of NZ for doing the same thing. According to the news items tonight on telly if everything they say is true then the Catholic Church is one serious cult. And a serious cult that probably doesn't support us bikers.

[Drogen Omen]

atleast they both have something in comon, they both have shit for brains.:wacko:

[Insanity_rules]

Yeah, but the genuine article is already made of it

And full of it too! I know what, I'm going to make myself the Bishop of kiwi biker or the praise God and get you knickers off church I haven't decided.

Halleluja praise Ducati and Saint Burt!

[ready4whatever]

If you kill nick smith i will give you triple the amount that the sculpture sells for.

[Hispid]

Some guy cast Nick Smith's portrait using cow dung.

Some of the questions and answers. Lol.



http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Carvings-sculpture/Other/auction-250472279.htm

[dogsnbikes]

A sculpture of ACC and Environment Minister Nick Smith made out of cow manure has topped $3000 on auction site TradeMe.co.nz.

The auction for the sculpture, entitled Nick Smith In The Shit, closes on Friday. Bidding had reached $3010, though the reserve set by Canterbury artist Sam Mahon had not yet been met.

The listing describes the sculpture as "light and hollow and highly polished".

The sculpture was on display at the COCA Gallery in Christchurch, exhibited on a steel stand.

Mahon is a Canterbury painter, printmaker and sculptor, who usually works in bronze.

He has also written three books -- the latest, My Father's Shadow, was about his father Justice Peter Mahon, who headed the Royal Commission into the Erebus air disaster.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Carvings-sculpture/Other/auction-250472279.htm

[Insanity_rules]

No no it wasn't cow poo, it was cowpoos poo see http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=2101