Nick Smith in shit. Literally.

**Hans** · 29th October 2009, 16:36

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Carving...-250472279.htm

**sunhuntin** · 29th October 2009, 16:37

gonna be on 3 news tonight. must say, he looks a lot better like that than he does in real life!

**Mikkel** · 29th October 2009, 16:40

Nice! I like it...

**Fluffy Cat** · 29th October 2009, 16:45

Very cool statement. Should be chicken shit

**Hopeful Bastard** · 29th October 2009, 16:48

I swear.. It looks and smells soo much like him that it must be a facial impression that got made when he said that he was gonna charge farmers for their cows' farts!!

**Mystic13** · 29th October 2009, 18:42

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Carving...-250472279.htm

Just like the real one except

- this one doesn't tell lies
- this one isn't covered with skin (yep both are full of ..)
- this one isn't trying to screw us.

I wonder what Nick will sell for?

**martybabe** · 29th October 2009, 18:48

As I suspected, he's not only full of it he's made of it. good find.

**Muppet** · 29th October 2009, 18:57

Good one!

I see there were at last count, 19 unanswered questions, doubtless they are too naughty to answer. I was just wondering how the artist manage to convince Smith to sit still long enough for the shit to dry on his head?