Cat piss problem

[Rainbow Wizard]

A suggestion as to how to deal with the problem of cats spraying on the doorstep.


Get a transformer, say 50 volts should do it. Line the walls with tinfoil at cat-pissing height but stop short of the floor. Hook one wire from the transformer onto the tinfoil. :sneaky2:

Lay more tinfoil or anything metallic on the horizontal surface and connect the other wire from the transformer onto that. :devil2:

Turn the power on and go to bed. Or you could leave some little food encouragement there first. :niceone:

Cat comes up, maybe munches (if you've been so generous) no problem, perfectly safe. Cat backs up to the wall and pisses and immediatley short circuits the booby trap so it gets a 50 volt jolt right up its offensive little urethra, via its paws. :kick:

End of problem. :done:

PS might want to check with a vet first about how many volts a cat can safely tolerate. :killingme

[Sensei]

Humm may be better to get Possum cage & catch the cat then go for a drive to SPCA or Vet .
SENSEI

[Ixion]

A suggestion as to how to deal with the problem of cats spraying on the doorstep.


Get a big dog !

[Jackrat]

Sprinkle red pepper around the area.
After a couple of sniffs, said cat will not come back.

[StoneChucker]

1. Go to a pet shop.
2. Buy a cat
3. Chop off said cats head
4. Impale aforementioned cats head on a stick
5. Erect stick in flowerbed next to doorstep.

Now you have warning to other cats, in the form of bloody cats head on stick... Cats are kinda smart, they'll get the picture :confused:

[Rainbow Wizard]

1. Go to a pet shop.
2. Buy a cat
3. Chop off said cats head
4. Impale aforementioned cats head on a stick
5. Erect stick in flowerbed next to doorstep.

Now you have warning to other cats, in the form of bloody cats head on stick... Cats are kinda smart, they'll get the picture :confused:
:killingme Good one Stoney :killingme

[babyB]

1. Go to a pet shop.
2. Buy a cat
3. Chop off said cats head
4. Impale aforementioned cats head on a stick
5. Erect stick in flowerbed next to doorstep.

Now you have warning to other cats, in the form of bloody cats head on stick... Cats are kinda smart, they'll get the picture :confused:


now this man rules!!!!

sorry all you fellow pussy lovers, but i cannot tolerate them pissing where it is not wanted!!!
i have heard that a big brick over back of head gets their attention :whistle:

this is ajturbo.....

[WINJA]

Sprinkle red pepper around the area.
After a couple of sniffs, said cat will not come back.
THATS BULLSHIT I TRIED THAT AND SKUNK SHOT AND LOTS OF REPELENTS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKED WAS A RAT TRAP BAITED WITH DOG FOOD FUCK THAT LEARNED IT , AND I KNOW OF SOMEONE ELSE LEAVING OUT A FISH HOOK LINE AND SINKER BAITED WITH DOG FOOD AND THAT WORKED GOOD, I LIKE CATS BUT RATHER THEY WERE DEAD THAN SHITTING IN MY YARD

[Waylander]

Or you could leave some little food encouragement there first. :niceone:

Cat comes up, maybe munches (if you've been so generous) no problem, perfectly safe.


Heh, havn't you ever heard the phrase don't shit where you eat? Well cats have, if you have food out said cat wont piss near it. Know this cause my sisters cat pisses and shits everywhere but where its food is unless I let it outside. Dumb cat too stupid to use the cat flap.

[John]

On a slightly serious note, any one have a way to keep the dirty fucken fluffy things off my bike, it wrecked my ZZR (pee'd on it so rubbed its nose in it and beat the shit out of it till it couldnt move) in revenge it pissed on my bike cover and rain jacket and I hadto bin them

Last night when I went out it had pissed over my tools and that fucked me off, but seriously any ways to keep it from jumping on your bike? probably not - I try bike covers but it seems to enjoy them more the challange of crawling up under it and making my tank look like shit!

If not I will go chop the sluts head off and throw it at the next damn debaffled "icantride" harley that I hear go past.

[WINJA]

On a slightly serious note, any one have a way to keep the dirty fucken fluffy things off my bike, it wrecked my ZZR (pee'd on it so rubbed its nose in it and beat the shit out of it till it couldnt move) in revenge it pissed on my bike cover and rain jacket and I hadto bin them

Last night when I went out it had pissed over my tools and that fucked me off, but seriously any ways to keep it from jumping on your bike? probably not - I try bike covers but it seems to enjoy them more the challange of crawling up under it and making my tank look like shit!

If not I will go chop the sluts head off and throw it at the next damn debaffled "icantride" harley that I hear go past.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED THE FISH HOOK REMEDY FROM MY PREVIOUS POST

[James Deuce]

The Cat's Protection League will provide free traps for problem cats. Cats are subject to the same tresspass laws as Dogs, so you are within your rights to remove cats from your property for "disposal". If you know who owns the cat(s), and they refuse to get it(them) neutered, "remove" the problem.

[Ms Piggy]

Sprinkle red pepper around the area.
After a couple of sniffs, said cat will not come back.
What he said - works to stop beloved pooches digging holes in the lawn too!

Oh and vinegar neutralises the smell, don't bother using detergent to clean it b/c they normally have amonia in them which just encourages the pissiness to continue.

[scumdog]

Old fashioned moth-ball here and there on my gargre floor stopped the buggers coming in and pissing on my scoots wheels :niceone:

Also hide the farty smells too!

[Skunk]

Water pistol to squirt them if you see them. Rubbing the nose in it and beating the cat will NEVER work, it makes it worst.

RED pepper (not black) and moth balls.

Wash the area with white vinegar. Nothing else.

Cats Protection League if all else fails.

[ManDownUnder]

slingshot + frozen peas = SORE CAT from about 20 feet

works for me!

[edit] works on cows too... should you be rural and they start eating your vege garden...) ask me how I know...
NK

[Lou Girardin]

Get a bigger, meaner cat. Lynx, Puma, etc.
It'll keep dogs away too.

[MOTOXXX]

on a similar topic
cat urine on carpet, upholstery - the bain of my life.

if they go on your carpet/ upholstery it can be very hard to remove.
the trouble is with it, it never completley dries. What it does it evaperates to a salt crystal which absorbs moisture. so on humid days you will notice the smell more and puting scented products will only mask the smell for a short time.
you can rinse it and rinse it till christmas time and it will still stay in the fibers. Also they often return to one area a lot.

The best thing i found was one of those pop up holloween pumpkins that is set off by motion. scared the hell out of the old cat.
lil bastard.

the only thing that realy does come close to getting it out is a product from my company called PURT. But it doesnt always work.

[Rainbow Wizard]

Get a bigger, meaner cat. Lynx, Puma, etc.
It'll keep dogs away too.
This advice from another related encounter:
"Write to the Auckland zoo requesting a weekly consignment of Lion shit-Place in middle of lawn-not only does this keep the cats and dogs out, it also deters sprinboks and elans from wandering through your flower gardens." :killingme

[Skyryder]

There ain't nothing worser(ok it's a shit word but the mention of cat piss sends me ape, for reasons I shall not go into) than the stink of cat pee. (There is but that 's another story. If the problem is out side it is easily fixed. Animals wont shit and pee where they eat, so the solution is to put pussy outside and sprinkle some dried catfood on the step. We once had a simular problem and the catfood worked. Basicly the cat is marking it's territory and it will go somewhere else to do it.

Skyryder

[Timber020]

Had cat problem

Got silenced .22

Dont have cat problem

[FROSTY]

A freind who shall remain nameless had a real problem with the local strays.They coated his pace in pee.
He caught the ringleader--a particularly nasty tom.
He gave it a taste of its own medicine--pisssed on it a couple of times.
He doesn't have a cat pee problem any more