Cat piss problem

[Rainbow Wizard]

A suggestion as to how to deal with the problem of cats spraying on the doorstep.


Get a transformer, say 50 volts should do it. Line the walls with tinfoil at cat-pissing height but stop short of the floor. Hook one wire from the transformer onto the tinfoil. :sneaky2:

Lay more tinfoil or anything metallic on the horizontal surface and connect the other wire from the transformer onto that.

Turn the power on and go to bed. Or you could leave some little food encouragement there first.

Cat comes up, maybe munches (if you've been so generous) no problem, perfectly safe. Cat backs up to the wall and pisses and immediatley short circuits the booby trap so it gets a 50 volt jolt right up its offensive little urethra, via its paws.

End of problem.

PS might want to check with a vet first about how many volts a cat can safely tolerate.

[Sensei]

Humm may be better to get Possum cage & catch the cat then go for a drive to SPCA or Vet .
SENSEI

[Ixion]

A suggestion as to how to deal with the problem of cats spraying on the doorstep.

Get a big dog !

[Jackrat]

Sprinkle red pepper around the area.
After a couple of sniffs, said cat will not come back.

[StoneChucker]

1. Go to a pet shop.
2. Buy a cat
3. Chop off said cats head
4. Impale aforementioned cats head on a stick
5. Erect stick in flowerbed next to doorstep.

Now you have warning to other cats, in the form of bloody cats head on stick... Cats are kinda smart, they'll get the picture

[Rainbow Wizard]

1. Go to a pet shop.
2. Buy a cat
3. Chop off said cats head
4. Impale aforementioned cats head on a stick
5. Erect stick in flowerbed next to doorstep.

Now you have warning to other cats, in the form of bloody cats head on stick... Cats are kinda smart, they'll get the picture

Good one Stoney

[babyB]

1. Go to a pet shop.
2. Buy a cat
3. Chop off said cats head
4. Impale aforementioned cats head on a stick
5. Erect stick in flowerbed next to doorstep.

Now you have warning to other cats, in the form of bloody cats head on stick... Cats are kinda smart, they'll get the picture

now this man rules!!!!

sorry all you fellow pussy lovers, but i cannot tolerate them pissing where it is not wanted!!!
i have heard that a big brick over back of head gets their attention

this is ajturbo.....

[WINJA]

Sprinkle red pepper around the area.
After a couple of sniffs, said cat will not come back.

THATS BULLSHIT I TRIED THAT AND SKUNK SHOT AND LOTS OF REPELENTS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKED WAS A RAT TRAP BAITED WITH DOG FOOD FUCK THAT LEARNED IT , AND I KNOW OF SOMEONE ELSE LEAVING OUT A FISH HOOK LINE AND SINKER BAITED WITH DOG FOOD AND THAT WORKED GOOD, I LIKE CATS BUT RATHER THEY WERE DEAD THAN SHITTING IN MY YARD

[Waylander]

Or you could leave some little food encouragement there first.

Cat comes up, maybe munches (if you've been so generous) no problem, perfectly safe.

Heh, havn't you ever heard the phrase don't shit where you eat? Well cats have, if you have food out said cat wont piss near it. Know this cause my sisters cat pisses and shits everywhere but where its food is unless I let it outside. Dumb cat too stupid to use the cat flap.

[John]

On a slightly serious note, any one have a way to keep the dirty fucken fluffy things off my bike, it wrecked my ZZR (pee'd on it so rubbed its nose in it and beat the shit out of it till it couldnt move) in revenge it pissed on my bike cover and rain jacket and I hadto bin them

Last night when I went out it had pissed over my tools and that fucked me off, but seriously any ways to keep it from jumping on your bike? probably not - I try bike covers but it seems to enjoy them more the challange of crawling up under it and making my tank look like shit!

If not I will go chop the sluts head off and throw it at the next damn debaffled "icantride" harley that I hear go past.

[WINJA]

On a slightly serious note, any one have a way to keep the dirty fucken fluffy things off my bike, it wrecked my ZZR (pee'd on it so rubbed its nose in it and beat the shit out of it till it couldnt move) in revenge it pissed on my bike cover and rain jacket and I hadto bin them

Last night when I went out it had pissed over my tools and that fucked me off, but seriously any ways to keep it from jumping on your bike? probably not - I try bike covers but it seems to enjoy them more the challange of crawling up under it and making my tank look like shit!

If not I will go chop the sluts head off and throw it at the next damn debaffled "icantride" harley that I hear go past.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED THE FISH HOOK REMEDY FROM MY PREVIOUS POST

[James Deuce]

The Cat's Protection League will provide free traps for problem cats. Cats are subject to the same tresspass laws as Dogs, so you are within your rights to remove cats from your property for "disposal". If you know who owns the cat(s), and they refuse to get it(them) neutered, "remove" the problem.

[Ms Piggy]

Sprinkle red pepper around the area.
After a couple of sniffs, said cat will not come back.

What he said - works to stop beloved pooches digging holes in the lawn too!

Oh and vinegar neutralises the smell, don't bother using detergent to clean it b/c they normally have amonia in them which just encourages the pissiness to continue.

[scumdog]

Old fashioned moth-ball here and there on my gargre floor stopped the buggers coming in and pissing on my scoots wheels

Also hide the farty smells too!

[Skunk]

Water pistol to squirt them if you see them. Rubbing the nose in it and beating the cat will NEVER work, it makes it worst.

RED pepper (not black) and moth balls.

Wash the area with white vinegar. Nothing else.

Cats Protection League if all else fails.