Image is everything?

[Bob]

Last night, pulled up at the lights. Then it started to get dark, as some huge 4WD pulled up alongside - like a house on wheels, so I think it was a Hummer.

Anyway, I glance over... and there is "Rufty, Tufty" man in drivers seat, wearing the "I'm so cool" shades (it wasn't sunny) and the camo jacket. All obviously very carefully compiled to fit the "I'm a hard offroader" image.

Then he wound open his window... and the sounds of 'Toxic' by Britney Spears came wafting out...

I burst out laughing! Sorry, but Britney really doesn't fit the image! If it had been Blue Oyster Cult or Steppenwolf?

I was so glad the lights changed... he could probably hear my laughter as I rode away...

Moral: If image is that important, you really do need to think about the whole package.

[Madguitarist!]

That is sooo funny! But it's true.... these guys in oversized 4x4s.... do they really use it off road?? Most of them don't, so it really is an image and by the sounds of it, the guy you described is just trying too hard to be cool..... too much monies...... should send some to KB for our server upkeep!!!! :lol:

[Waylander]

Talk about image with bikers? Come on man all that leather and chrome aint there for protection or performance you know.:msn-wink:

[Storm]

:killingme :killingme :killingme Nice one mate. Stopped gigiling to yourself everytime you think about it yet? :2thumbsup

[Big Dave]

:nono: bad on you for recognising a Britney song too bobby!

[Storm]

Maybe he has a daughter?

[Motu]

A few months ago I was driving home in my Pajero and pulled up at some lights next to one of my customers in his 4x4,,we exchanged greetings by showing each other various digits of our hands - then he holds up his left hand,palm open...and in his hand is a pistol!....you just never know what those 4x4 guys are doing!

[250learna]

That is sooo funny! But it's true.... these guys in oversized 4x4s.... do they really use it off road?? Most of them don't, so it really is an image and by the sounds of it, the guy you described is just trying too hard to be cool..... too much monies...... should send some to KB for our server upkeep!!!! :lol:
the sad truth is that majority of the 4x4s out on the road come out with ruber that is usless offroad and suspension aimed at road only driving this doesnt bother people who buy them because all the want is to feel safer on the road...
this gives them the idea that because they are in a big vehicle other smaller ones :ride: will happily give way anytime they decide to change lanes or turn without indicating :niceone: and that is precisly why biker gloves have hard nuckles :2thumbsup

[inlinefour]

Last night, pulled up at the lights. Then it started to get dark, as some huge 4WD pulled up alongside - like a house on wheels, so I think it was a Hummer.

Anyway, I glance over... and there is "Rufty, Tufty" man in drivers seat, wearing the "I'm so cool" shades (it wasn't sunny) and the camo jacket. All obviously very carefully compiled to fit the "I'm a hard offroader" image.

Then he wound open his window... and the sounds of 'Toxic' by Britney Spears came wafting out...

I burst out laughing! Sorry, but Britney really doesn't fit the image! If it had been Blue Oyster Cult or Steppenwolf?

I was so glad the lights changed... he could probably hear my laughter as I rode away...

Moral: If image is that important, you really do need to think about the whole package.

Got the 4WD, tints, stereo, mags etc etc. BUT, its how I got the thing and I don't really give too stuffs what it looks like, although I'm told it looks allright. Not much point in worrying as I'm inside it ana cant see what it looks like.

[bungbung]

I saw a guy riding through Paihia on a gigantic Goldwing blasting "Leader of the Pack" from the stereo.

He appeared to have eaten all of the pack, by the size of him and the lack of any other kind of 'pack' anywhere.

hee hee

[PSYCHO]

Image is everything?...

thats why there's so many harleys on the road I guess?...twats

[Big Dave]

Image is everything?...

thats why there's so many harleys on the road I guess?...twats

They no doubt feel the same way about lime green.

[Flyingpony]

this gives them the idea that because they are in a big vehicle other smaller ones :ride: will happily give way anytime
It's a sad turth too, but it doesn't really work on me. I hold my road space. Especially when on my bike. I shouldn't be forced to move when two cars can easily pass. They should know how wide they are.

[Waylander]

It's a sad turth too, but it doesn't really work on me. I hold my road space. Especially when on my bike. I shouldn't be forced to move when two cars can easily pass. They should know how wide they are.
A boot to the door panel or fist to a mirror usually helps remind them to keep thier distance.

[Fart]

I have a 4wd. :Punk: But listening to Britney is abit on the poof side. :buggerd:

[XTC]

That is sooo funny! But it's true.... these guys in oversized 4x4s.... do they really use it off road?? Most of them don't, so it really is an image and by the sounds of it, the guy you described is just trying too hard to be cool..... too much monies...... should send some to KB for our server upkeep!!!! :lol:

I don't own a large 4x4 but I don't think people who do deserve to be ridiculed for having chosen the type of vehicle they desire... After all we chose motorcycles. I think that most guys with big bikes capable of close to 300kmph raely use this capability either and the same could be said about them???

[Big Dave]

I don't own a large 4x4 but I don't think people who do deserve to be ridiculed for having chosen the type of vehicle they desire... After all we chose motorcycles. I think that most guys with big bikes capable of close to 300kmph raely use this capability either and the same could be said about them???

True - But the motorcycles aren't chewing up non renewable resources and spitting out pollution at the same rate. Nor are they likely to drift across your side of the road because the mum driving it's vague-ass steering home from school is texting.

[Ixion]

True - But the motorcycles aren't chewing up non renewable resources and spitting out pollution at the same rate. Nor are they likely to drift across your side of the road because the mum driving it home from school is texting.

Well, there may not be so big a gap between some sports bikes and some 4WDs. And by no means all 4WDs are driven by Mums, or incompetantly.

However, there is grounds for suspecting that some (not all) 4WD drivers are not entirely competant at driving this class of vehicle. After all, it is a bit silly that someone can pass their restricted cage test in a Toyota Echo, then jump straight into a Ford Explorer.

Which brings it all round again to the idea of a graduated licence for cages.

[Big Dave]

Well, there may not be so big a gap between some sports bikes and some 4WDs. And by no means all 4WDs are driven by Mums, or incompetantly.

However, there is grounds for suspecting that some (not all) 4WD drivers are not entirely competant at driving this class of vehicle. After all, it is a bit silly that someone can pass their restricted cage test in a Toyota Echo, then jump straight into a Ford Explorer.

Which brings it all round again to the idea of a graduated licence for cages.

To qualify then, I have no probs with big 4wd's if they serve a purpose, tow a boat, go bush, whatever. 4 tons of mum's taxi that doesn't leave 'Remmers' is wrong. There are better, safer vehicles without the waste.

[XTC]

I still think everyone should have the right to buy and drive whatever they want :confused: Even a large sportsbike that gets 2000k's from a rear tyre :lol:
Or Ashton Kutchers International truck :)

[Big Dave]

I still think everyone should have the right to buy and drive whatever they want :confused: Even a large sportsbike that gets 2000k's from a rear tyre :lol:
Or Ashton Kutchers International truck :)

They can mate - it's the wonderful thing about living in this free country. *I* just don't like the things. I don't have a car for the same reasons.

[Storm]

I still think everyone should have the right to buy and drive whatever they want :confused: Even a large sportsbike that gets 2000k's from a rear tyre :lol:
Or Ashton Kutchers International truck :)
You'd think that with him squaring Demi away, he wouldnt need that sort of penis compensator. Ya just cant please some folks

[idb]

I have a 4wd. :Punk: But listening to Britney is abit on the poof side. :buggerd:
I wonder what would be appropriate listening for a 4WD?

Signed-
Just Wondering of Pakaranga

[Waylander]

I wonder what would be appropriate listening for a 4WD?

Signed-
Just Wondering of Pakaranga
George Straight. Or any country of that kind. Not the new stuff that is more pop than country but the older stuff.

[Ixion]

I wonder what would be appropriate listening for a 4WD?

Signed-
Just Wondering of Pakaranga

Wagner

[I'll give you 10 characters if I ever get my hands on you !]

[Motu]

20 yrs ago I had an ex Army RL Bedford,the 4 wheel drive job.I tied the original tray to a tree and drove away,then fitted a flat deck.This was my runabout around town,I'd go and pick up some parts from Davie Mts in Otahuhu,double park outside,check out Shafts while I was there,pick up my lunch,go visit my mother...a very handy vehicle to have...at 4 mpg.

I'm short OK,you got a problem with that?

[Big Dave]

[I'll give you 10 characters if I ever get my hands on you !]

:yes: Hitcher's 'Ghost in the machine'?

[Waylander]

:yes: Hitcher's 'Ghost in the machine'?
Don't you mean Ghost in the shell? hehe
http://www.absoluteanime.com/ghost_in_the_shell_sac/index.jpg

[Big Dave]

I'm short OK,you got a problem with that?

This is my best mate back in NSW.
http://www.davidcohen.co.nz/rusty.jpg
He's 5'4" on a good day - he won Bathurst 3 times, the Castrol 6 hour 3 times (mainly class - but a few outrights as well) and the Yamaha 250 World/Gold Cup and rides bigger than anyone i know. I've also seen him smoke sportsbikes on that sporty.

No probleeeem at all mate.

[sedge]

A few months ago I was driving home in my Pajero and pulled up at some lights next to one of my customers in his 4x4,,we exchanged greetings by showing each other various digits of our hands - then he holds up his left hand,palm open...and in his hand is a pistol!....you just never know what those 4x4 guys are doing!

Pistol ? I thought you said penis...

[Madguitarist!]

I'm short OK,you got a problem with that?

I;m 5'2...top that!.....erm...maybe it should be 'bottom' that! :whistle:

[RDJ]

They no doubt feel the same way about lime green.

Nah not necessarily. I used to prefer Kwaka Lime Green when it was my favourite bike i.e. my current bike - now I like Harley Vivid Black for the same reason... doesn't mean I've lost respect for all the other bikes I enjoyed... have found most Harley riders who have ridden other makes feel the same way.

[RDJ]

I still think everyone should have the right to buy and drive whatever they want :confused:

Exactly my philosophy. As long as they can control it.

[Big Dave]

Nah not necessarily. doesn't mean I've lost respect for all the other bikes I enjoyed....

Yes - that was kinda my badly made point. see it from the other's side et al - we all have different tastes, just a matter of perspective.

[NordieBoy]

now I like Harley Vivid Black for the same reason...

Harley Vivid Black?

Vivid Black?

I mean Vivid?

How?

It's Black!

:confused:

[scumdog]

Image is everything?...

thats why there's so many harleys on the road I guess?...twats


Twats? - you looser! There ain't nothing cooler than a H-D, tassles and a shit-load of chrome!!!

[Virago]

I wonder what would be appropriate listening for a 4WD?

Signed-
Just Wondering of Pakaranga
How about "The Asshole Song" by Dennis Leary?

[Waylander]

How about "The Asshole Song" by Dennis Leary?
Hey I have the halo vid someone made for that song funny as too. And yup would certainly fit just about any4X4 driver. (so long as they are from the states....)

[Motu]

Harley Vivid Black?

Vivid Black?

I mean Vivid?

How?

It's Black!

:confused:
There is no such colour as black in the paint world,it's a very,very dark brown,purple,green...whatever.Black is a mixture of all colours...white is none.

[Ixion]

Pistol ? I thought you said penis...

Eh. WTF. Blurdy hell. I read the original posting, but I read PISTON. As in cylinder pluggy uppy thing. Not a strange thing to show to a wrench. But pistol is a whole different matter. Motu did you mean piston or pistol !!??

[Teflon]

Twats? - you looser! There ain't nothing cooler than a H-D, tassles and a shit-load of chrome!!!

Everytime i see or hear a Harley i think of potatoes.

[Sniper]

Everytime i see or hear a Harley i think of potatoes.

Hahaha, well done :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :lol:

[PSYCHO]

Twats? - you looser! There ain't nothing cooler than a H-D, tassles and a shit-load of chrome!!!

If you say so :lol:

[Ms Piggy]

:lol: I love it when I see big "typical" looking kiwi blokes with little dogs - like poodles, mexican rat dogs or all those other hand bag ones. It just doesn't fit.

[idb]

Everytime i see or hear a Harley i think of potatoes.
Oh I geddit, that's what they were riding in "CHIPs" right?
Ponch and .....the other one?

[Teflon]

Oh I geddit, that's what they were riding in "CHIPs" right?
Ponch and .....the other one?

Umm....ok, guess, that too?...

[idb]

Umm....ok, guess, that too?...
You know...potatoes....CHIPs................. :brick: sheesh!!

[Ixion]

You know...potatoes....CHIPs................. :brick: sheesh!!

No, the CHiPS bikes were Hondas, not Harleys (Didn't anyone tell you, this is Official Don't Get It day ?)

[onearmedbandit]

I think you will find that he's refering to the 'tm' 'potatoe potatoe potatoe' noise the engine makes. Or I could be wrong.

[Ixion]

I think you will find that he's refering to the 'tm' 'potatoe potatoe potatoe' noise the engine makes. Or I could be wrong.

See, I was right about it being Don't Get It Day. You didn't get it ! :2thumbsup

[idb]

I think you will find that he's refering to the 'tm' 'potatoe potatoe potatoe' noise the engine makes. Or I could be wrong.
Aaawwwwww! *slaps forehead*
Now that you mention it...it does sound a little bit like 'potato, potato'

[Pixie]

No, the CHiPS bikes were Hondas, not Harleys (Didn't anyone tell you, this is Official Don't Get It day ?)
Sorry,The CHiPs bikes were Kawasaki Z 1000's,except when they went off road,then the magically turned into faired trail bikes.
CHP has even used Moto Guzzi at various times

[Wolf]

To qualify then, I have no probs with big 4wd's if they serve a purpose, tow a boat, go bush, whatever. 4 tons of mum's taxi that doesn't leave 'Remmers' is wrong. There are better, safer vehicles without the waste.
Every day around Hamilton I see 4x4's driven by petite women and the vehicle has obviously never even pulled over onto a grass verge, let alone gone "off-road". Usually with only the driver in them.

Arrogant, greedy, wasteful. self-centred arseholes. Should have the vehicle impounded and stripped for recycling into 1.5 - 2 other cars and licence permanently revoked for criminal misuse of our resources.

I would estimate that well over 50 percent of the cars in Central Hamilton during a working day don't actually need to be there - so many with a sole occupant (OK, I'm only seeing a brief part of their day and some may have a need for a car - but not all of them) so many cars that travel less distance than I walk (a workmate lives half the walking distance from work as I do and drives a car to work - with no one else in it).

If all those sole occupants car-pooled, walked, caught the bus or rode a bike, we would have quieter, safer roads; less pollution and less wastage.

We need a licencing system wherein you have to prove you need a type of vehicle to be driving it on the road - like "if you are carrying an infant or more than 2 passengers or a certain amount of cargo/tools, you are allowed a car" etc. No "mum" in any city would be allowed a 4x4...

[Wolf]

then he holds up his left hand,palm open...and in his hand is a pistol!....you just never know what those 4x4 guys are doing!
Like breaking the law...

Your customer is a fuckwit. If that was a real pistol, he is in breach of the pistol licence conditions (if he has one), if it's a toy or an airpistol, he's breaking the law with regard to displaying something that looks like a loaded pistol. If he'd encountered me that night, he'd have been arrested - I take firearms safety and the regulations very seriously (IMO the army is a bunch of idiots because their rifle drill breaches basic safety rules). We have enough fucking grief from the press and the legislators without munters like that behaving irresponsibly in public.

"Some bloke in a 4wd brandishing a pistol" - guaranteed to get him done for an offence with a loaded firearm - whether or not it was loaded or even real - at least, lose him any firearms licences he has, too. What a :tugger: One day he'll fuck up at the wrong time and pay for it.

[XTC]

Sorry,The CHiPs bikes were Kawasaki Z 1000's,except when they went off road,then the magically turned into faired trail bikes.
CHP has even used Moto Guzzi at various times
I think the chips bikes were actually Z900's.......
I stand corrected..... Z1000's
http://www.chips-tv.com/FAQ/character.shtml#4

[Wolf]

Sorry,The CHiPs bikes were Kawasaki Z 1000's,except when they went off road,then the magically turned into faired trail bikes.
CHP has even used Moto Guzzi at various times
Any other old farts here remember the Telethon where Eric Estrada (The vainer one from CHi(m)Ps) came to NZ as one of the Celeb Guests and managed to swagger macho-like up to a Harley then stall it in front of the entire nation...

[Two Smoker]

Its like guys on thousands... have the bike, the leathers the helmet... THEN YOU LOOK AT THE CHICKEN STRIPS!!! :lol: :killingme (PT)

[Storm]

[QUOTE=Wolf]Like breaking the law...

(IMO the army is a bunch of idiots because their rifle drill breaches basic safety rules). We have enough fucking grief from the press and the legislators without munters like that behaving irresponsibly in public.

Would you please be so kind as to elaborate further?

[Timber020]

Hummers have to be the epitome of poser crap. They are so heavy and under ranged and wide that they can really be just a big track blocker. I think they are a motivation thing for the army, if your driving one you have to gain your own personal gas supplies by taking oil rich nations or you will have to walk.

Tassles look great, on my girfriend....lol

[sedge]

Hummers have to be the epitome of poser crap. They are so heavy and under ranged and wide that they can really be just a big track blocker. I think they are a motivation thing for the army, if your driving one you have to gain your own personal gas supplies by taking oil rich nations or you will have to walk.

Tassles look great, on my girfriend....lol

Heh heh... Did you hear about the guy in Kapiti a couple of months ago who tried to drive his Hummer across the Waikanae river ?... It sank :) They pulled it out with a crane...

Sedge.

[Wolf]

Would you please be so kind as to elaborate further?
In brief as this is way OT: In Army Rifle drills they wave their weapons around without ensuring they are pointed in a safe direction at all times (Rule 2) and they forcibly ground the stock of their weapons which could cause a firearm to accidentally discharge - in either case they are failing to treat all firearms as if loaded (Rule 1). The Army should be teaching firearms safety, not promoting needless and dangerous showing off. They might as well teach their recruits to spin their pistols around their trigger fingers, Wild West style.

The law dictates that if something that looks like a firearm is presented, it is a loaded firearm, whether or not it is real or, in fact, loaded. A member of the public, witnessing Motu's client present a pistol, could well feel threatened.

Even if it was a toy or an air pistol, the bloke was guilty of brandishing a loaded firearm in public. If it was a real pistol, it should have been locked in a police-approved carrying case if being carried between home and pistol club as per the conditions of the pistol licence the bloke should have had.

Whatever the case, he should not have had anything that looks like a pistol in such a location in his 4WD that he could pick it up and wave it about.

Things like that tend to panic the general public and then the popular press leaps on the band-wagon - exaggerating claims - and the vote hunters in the govt start making noises about further restrictions.

It's already hard enough on those who are serious about firearms in this country - the competitors, the hunters, the collectors - without dick heads behaving irresponsibly like that. If he'd been seen by some little old granny or what if the cops had pulled him over and found the pistol in his cab, there would have been major consequences and the rest of us would have borne the brunt.

Kinda like when people behave recklessly in vehicles, eh...

[StoneChucker]

Its like guys on thousands... have the bike, the leathers the helmet... THEN YOU LOOK AT THE CHICKEN STRIPS!!! :lol: :killingme (PT)
Hehe, but seriously... Why does having a thousand automatically mean you have to be a fast rider, with no chicken strips? I can see what you're saying, but, I have a problem with that logic. I really don't think it's fair to judge people as crap, just because they have fast bikes, but maybe aren't quite as good as others, yet.

Shit, I've mumbled about this before, maybe it IS just me, maybe I'm not a real biker. No I don't push myself to my limits on every corner, or ride at 180km/h down SH1 in the damp. Why the hell am I made to feel inferior just because I like just being on a bike. Most of the groups I ride with lately leave me wayyyy behind. Thats fine, riding alone is actually really satisfying. I've never had any problem with solitude.

Pushing the limits has repercussions, and I've always been overly cautious of those. I'm pretty sure if money were no option, I could ride a shit load faster. Insurance companies also frown on habitual crashers (which is why I'm taking it extra easy lately). Having a record (dangerous driving, which you could get for a number of things) does not reflect well on insurance or future job prospects.

I guess I'm too serious, I just need to have the "fuck it" attitude.

PS: TS, I'm NOT having a go at you ok? The attitide I'm describing is thought by just about every person I meet. And anyway, I'm not worried about my chicken strips, I recently lost practically all traces of them.

[Teflon]

Shit, I've mumbled about this before, maybe it IS just me, maybe I'm not a real biker. No I don't push myself to my limits on every corner, or ride at 180km/h down SH1 in the damp. Why the hell am I made to feel inferior just because I like just being on a bike. Most of the groups I ride with lately leave me wayyyy behind. Thats fine, riding alone is actually really satisfying. I've never had any problem with solitude.


People like you i prefer to ride with, not because your slow or fast, you know your limits.

[Two Smoker]

PS: TS, I'm NOT having a go at you ok? The attitide I'm describing is thought by just about every person I meet. And anyway, I'm not worried about my chicken strips, I recently lost practically all traces of them.

LOL, no worries mate :niceone: I say ride what yourve got, or what you dream bike is... Who cares if those with 100's cant ride fast??? Not me... as long as people are having fun...

[madboy]

Stonie - When I'd ride in a group I always picked the most expensive bike to follow through the twisty bits - cos I knew those people were least likely to bin it!

It's just dawned on me why the Hummer was pumping Britney... the tosser driving had a 16yo in the footwell (ahem) who wouldn't hum anything without Britney.

[Big Dave]

Its like guys on thousands... have the bike, the leathers the helmet... THEN YOU LOOK AT THE CHICKEN STRIPS!!! :lol: :killingme (PT)

If I tried to ride 400's - I would need one for each buttock.
For me 1000cc's are 'smallish' motorcycles and somewhat cramped - perspective innit. 2300 fits me quite well.
http://www.davidcohen.co.nz/r3.jpg

[sels1]

I wonder what would be appropriate listening for a 4WD?

Signed-
Just Wondering of Pakaranga


"Duelling Banjoes" ???? :laugh:

[sels1]

There ain't nothing cooler than a H-D, tassles and a shit-load of chrome!!!

Hoodies and baggy pants and rap music are cool - to those that wear them Long hair, paisly shirts and flared jeans were cool to others

Methinks cool is in the eye(mind?) of of the beholder..... :msn-wink:

[Wolf]

Its like guys on thousands... have the bike, the leathers the helmet... THEN YOU LOOK AT THE CHICKEN STRIPS!!! :lol: :killingme (PT)
My fave litre bike looks like a toy beside some of the 600s owned by people on this site - top speed a mere 200kph and 0-100kph in a leisurely 4.4 seconds - and I would not be riding (or cornering) it at fantastic speeds. I have better things to do with my money than pay for some politician's Mercedes, protitutes, cocaine and kiddie porn.

The leathers and the helmet are for protection should I bin (at 100km/h the road is a tad nasty) and the 200kph top speed means that in top gear at 100kph the engine is only running at half its total capacity (rather than 80% capacity for my LS400).

I want a litre bike because it would be bloody-near bullet-proof and last a long time, not to look like any particular image. If I wanted to go really fast and corner on my elbows, I'd grab one of those sporty 600s - I'm sure it could exceed my fear factor.

I know it was just a piss-take, TS, but had to put in my 2c

[Wolf]

"Duelling Banjoes" ???? :laugh:
Yeeee-haw! Moosic to sodomise the tourists to...

[idb]

Yeeee-haw! Moosic to sodomise the tourists to...
"Squeal like pig boy.....sooooooooee!!!!"

What about "I Touch Myself" by Cyndi Lauper?

[motorbunny]

The funny thing is most people have no idea what they look like either riding or driving, I'm in my mis-matched gear with armour on the bottom and leather on the top, and couldn't give a stuff! if I wanted to look pretty I'd drive my car and wear a slinky outfit. Infact something that makes me laugh all the time, is rolling by on my bike, :ride: you can't tell what sex I am due to bulky gear, and hair covered up and tucked down the back of my jacket.. so I have teenage girls striking poses, and staring as I go past... yep bet they'd have a bit of a shock if I took off my helmet spilling blonde hair down my back, and blinked my eyelashes right back! :gob: ha ha ha ha

[Wolf]

you can't tell what sex I am due to bulky gear, and hair covered up and tucked down the back of my jacket.. so I have teenage girls striking poses, and staring as I go past... yep bet they'd have a bit of a shock if I took off my helmet spilling blonde hair down my back, and blinked my eyelashes right back! :gob: ha ha ha ha
:killingme
Go on, do it - get one of your mates on hand with a video camera hidden in a truck or something where they normally hang out, get him/her to get some good shots of them striking poses then stop, take off your helmet and get some great reaction shots...

[Waylander]

The funny thing is most people have no idea what they look like either riding or driving, I'm in my mis-matched gear with armour on the bottom and leather on the top, and couldn't give a stuff! if I wanted to look pretty I'd drive my car and wear a slinky outfit. Infact something that makes me laugh all the time, is rolling by on my bike, :ride: you can't tell what sex I am due to bulky gear, and hair covered up and tucked down the back of my jacket.. so I have teenage girls striking poses, and staring as I go past... yep bet they'd have a bit of a shock if I took off my helmet spilling blonde hair down my back, and blinked my eyelashes right back! :gob: ha ha ha ha
Have to agree with Wolfs idea here. Go ahead and do it then post in on the site for download. That's got to be somethin funny to see. Gotta becarefull though, some of them might know you're a chick...:msn-wink:

[Sutage]

The funny thing is most people have no idea what they look like either riding or driving, I'm in my mis-matched gear with armour on the bottom and leather on the top, and couldn't give a stuff! if I wanted to look pretty I'd drive my car and wear a slinky outfit. Infact something that makes me laugh all the time, is rolling by on my bike, :ride: you can't tell what sex I am due to bulky gear, and hair covered up and tucked down the back of my jacket.. so I have teenage girls striking poses, and staring as I go past... yep bet they'd have a bit of a shock if I took off my helmet spilling blonde hair down my back, and blinked my eyelashes right back! :gob: ha ha ha ha

Marry me! :killingme :laugh:

Or tell me where these teenage-strike posing girls are ! :whistle:

[Big Dave]

"Squeal like pig boy.....sooooooooee!!!!"

What about "I Touch Myself" by Cyndi Lauper?

Steady on - twas the Divynils!

[idb]

Steady on - twas the Divynils!
Aha...a 4WD driver in our midst....

[Big Dave]

Aha...a 4WD driver in our midst....

Worse! proud awes-fucken-straylian.

[Big Dave]

Aha...a 4WD driver in our midst....

Devinyls, devynils, devynels - that chrissy chic with the mini skirt anyway.

[Storm]

Steady on - twas the Divynils!
Honesty compells me to admit that I knew this also. However, I am most definitly not an Austrailian( you can tell by the fact I could actually spell it correctly) :bleh:

[Big Dave]

Honesty compells me to admit that I knew this also. However, I am most definitly not an Austrailian( you can tell by the fact I could actually spell it correctly) :bleh:

>>Austrailian<< - that's quality irony too.
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