Chefs are the new Mimes

[Pixie]

Remember when it became ok to kill mimes?
Like over-populating elephants, they were everywhere.Pushing against imaginary winds.Feeling imaginary walls.And like the elephants it became necessary,to be humane,to kill them.

I reckon we now face the same situation with Chefs.
The pretentious fuckers are everywhere.With their fancy "presentation" ;personality defects and boring fucking TV shows.

Kill 'em I say
Kill 'em all

[Indiana_Jones]

Start a group?

-Indy

[Laava]

How about a reality show where the winner has to cook Gordon Ramseys heart?

[Indiana_Jones]

How about a reality show where the winner has to cook Gordon Ramseys heart?

While wearing a didlo up their arse.

-Indy

[Laava]

While wearing a didlo up their arse.

-Indy

Good point, then it would be just like the cooking shows I suppose!

[Swoop]

Chefs are the new Mimes...
You have to use a silencer if you shoot them?:scratch:

[Insanity_rules]

While wearing a didlo up their arse.

-Indy

Indy!!!! Is there something your not telling us??

How about a reality show where the loser each show ends up being cooked by the remaining contestants?

[george formby]

Personality defects! You try & stay normal working 16 hours a day with knives, fire & waitroyds & then for your sins have a customer order a rare steak & complain because it still has blood in it. Yup, I'm a chef, well ex chef & I'm very bored with certain chefs & their big mouths trying to be entertainers too. Get back in the kitchen I say.

[EJK]

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[Pixie]

While wearing a didlo up their arse.

-Indy

What's a didlo?

[slofox]

How about a reality show where the winner has to cook Gordon Ramseys heart?

Couldn't cook his brain could they? Nothing there...

[98tls]

I hear this,sick of the bloody cooking shows,every time i turn the tele on its some nob cooking something,thing i dont get is its about as enticing as the 3rd ball on a Greyhound:sick:Most of the mains wouldnt be supper worthy let alone a main meal."would you like 2 baby mushrooms with your miniscule piece of steak sir".Save time on the shitter i guess.:innocent:

[R6_kid]

Can you start with the head chef and his sidekick at my work? So bloody up themselves its not funny.

[Virago]

The topic of most of these "reality" shows is irrelevant, and is just a means to an end.

Humiliation and elimination for our titillation.

[R6_kid]

Did somebody mention tits?

[Pixie]

Greyhounds have three balls?

[oldrider]

Remember when it became ok to kill mimes?
Like over-populating elephants, they were everywhere.Pushing against imaginary winds.Feeling imaginary walls.And like the elephants it became necessary,to be humane,to kill them.

I reckon we now face the same situation with Chefs.
The pretentious fuckers are everywhere.With their fancy "presentation" ;personality defects and boring fucking TV shows.

Kill 'em I say
Kill 'em all

Absolutely spot on, I am up to here with fucking cook shows on TV! Just give me a bloody hamburger "quickly"! :bash:

[The Pastor]

masterchef is pretty good show.