To all you KB wankers.

[The Pastor]

Here is a pic of me and a sweet bike.
<img src='http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=14&pictureid=35094'>

[crazyhorse]

:rofl: Not sure I'm laughing at you or your bike :killingme


Nah, good one Scott :2thumbsup

[mattian]

you forgot to attach the dildo where the seat goes

[GOONR]

Nice bike Fred, what does Wilma ride?

[The Pastor]

you forgot to attach the dildo where the seat goes
fuck u asshole

[James Deuce]

Needs pedals.

[PirateJafa]

Do these impending ACC levies mean you can't afford shoes?

[Big Dave]

Take that mask off!

[The Pastor]

Take that mask off!
hope i remember to rep you in 24hrs when im allowed to, brilliant!

[The Pastor]

Do these impending ACC levies mean you can't afford shoes?
and an engine

[Squiggles]

Pop a mono!

[Madness]

Innit a bit small for a fat bastard like yourself?

[Matt Bleck]

Here is a pic of me and a sweet bike.

looks like the mean downhill MTB!

[Taz]

Worked for me. I just had a wank over your picture. You are quite cute.:sick:

[wickle]

I what to see you steer it > down hill

[short-circuit]

Here is a pic of me and a sweet bike.


I like your avatar much better

[Maha]

I like your avatar much better

Thats his sister doh......:2thumbsup

[The Pastor]

I what to see you steer it > down hill
I what > learn english to.

[GSX-RJIM]

You are total embarrASSment to real bikers, ie bikers with friends, engines and lives.

[lanci]

Did your mum cut your hair?

[CookMySock]

You look kinda weird.

Steve

[mattian]

fuck u asshole

sorry, didnt mean it as a serious insult........ thats how I talk with my mates all the time. just yanking your chain.:hug:

[The Pastor]

sorry, didnt mean it as a serious insult........ thats how I talk with my mates all the time. just yanking your chain.:hug:
(you missed the context of that statement, something about dildos and the seat)

[The Pastor]

You are total embarrASSment to real bikers, ie bikers with friends, engines and lives.
So working on a project bike makes me an ass?

I'm sorry i didn't go out and buy a 2008 bike, you RUB. Yes coatsville is urban, deal with it omo. (in auckland, apologies if there is another coatsvile else wear that isn't urban)

[Drew]

What is the bike man?

Me and a mate cant figure out what it was.

[Drew]

You are total embarrASSment to real bikers, ie bikers with friends, engines and lives.


Did your mum cut your hair?


You look kinda weird.

Steve


Post up some pics of yerselves then, we'll all pass judgement.

You keen again Steve, after all of us paying you out last time ya posted a portrait?

[The Pastor]

What is the bike man?

Me and a mate cant figure out what it was.
Custom .

[The Pastor]

You look kinda weird.

Steve
If Only i looked like this stud muffin.
<img src='http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic15804_3.gif'>

[Drew]

If Only i looked like this stud muffin


Fuck yeah, I too wanna look that cool.

That is so skelstar in ten years!

[Drew]

Custom .

Custom what?

What was it bastardised from?

[The Pastor]

Custom what?

What was it bastardised from?
fiiiiine...... its a mc22

[Drew]

fiiiiine...... its a mc22

We were so close.

It looks tricker with it's clothes off.

[CookMySock]

If Only i looked like this stud muffin.Yeah fuck I'm hot. I want myself so much right now.. :cool:

Steve

[The Pastor]

I hope it will be tricker when its fully done :D

[GSX-RJIM]

So working on a project bike makes me an ass?

I'm sorry i didn't go out and buy a 2008 bike, you RUB. Yes coatsville is urban, deal with it omo. (in auckland, apologies if there is another coatsvile else wear that isn't urban)

Good come back mate.

I would never put a photo of my self on hear I would get way worse coments than you got, the K8 is very flash, my 86 GSX-R 750 project bike is in 45,00 bits at the moment, Coatesville is in the Rodney area so I can pretend I don't live in smelly old Auckland.

[CookMySock]

I would never put a photo of my self on hear I would get way worse coments than you gotAre you funny-looking too? Not looking for hot chix? Everyone else is.. :cool:

Steve

[paddy]

Needs pedals.

Doh. Beat me. That's exactly what I was about to write.

[GSX-RJIM]

Are you funny-looking too? Not looking for hot chix? Everyone else is.. :cool:

Steve

My freaky looking than funny-looking, especally with me leathers on.

[gwigs]

Nice one RM, would like to see some more pics as you progress with it..

[EJK]

Mean machine oi

<img src="http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/batcycle.jpg"></img>

[Dean]

Does your mum know you're playing on the internet?

You bet it.

What about your wife? Or is she working while you are talking shit to other grown men during the day, leading a double life at home?

[short-circuit]

talking shit to other grown men during the day?

Don't flatter yourself

[Dean]

Don't flatter yourself

Will you be a grown man and fess up to your wife that you talk rudely to people all ages and even threaten some with violence on here. She deserves to be told the truth.

[short-circuit]

Will you be a grown man and fess up to your wife that you talk rudely to people all ages and even threaten some with violence on here.

She knows...and beats me to sleep every night.

Now shuddup before I molicate you

[GOONR]

here we go....

:drinknsin:corn::corn::corn:

[Dean]

She knows...and beats me to sleep every night.

Now shuddup before I molicate you

Does she now? I have reason to beleive she doesent.

I think it is best for you to let her know, apologise, as your wife is it not her right to know what you get up too behind her back?

[short-circuit]

Does she now? I have reason to beleive she doesent.

I think it is best for you to let her know, apologise, as your wife is it not her right to know what you get up too behind her back?

Yes communication is the key to a solid marriage

So is being able to read body language :finger:

[Katman]

Now shuddup before I molicate you

Bastard!

You made me break out my dictionary.

[Dean]

So is being able to read body language :finger:

She wont be happy with that either.

Ian, do the right thing and let her know what you get up to on this site. How would you feel if you discover her on a car site flirting and arranging to meet up with other guys. Not cool dude have some decency.

[The Pastor]

The engine is now in.

[short-circuit]

The engine is now in.

Dildo installed yet?

[GOONR]

The engine is now in.

Come on, you know the drill, PHOTO'S!

[The Pastor]

Come on, you know the drill, PHOTO'S!
nope .

[ukusa]

note to self to avoid taking shit;
1. Do not post pic of project bike until it's finished.
2. Hire sexy chick to stand next to bike rather than use myself.
3. Don't let wife know about hiring a sexy chick.

[Big Dave]

2. Hire sexy chick to stand next to bike rather than use myself.
3. Don't let wife know about hiring a sexy chick.

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[Slyer]

It doesn't look as epic now with the engine in. :bleh:
More power though.

[Insanity_rules]

Sweet ride man, gotta show it when its done.

[RentaTriumph]

you forgot to attach the dildo where the seat goes

Like this ?.

[The Pastor]

Like this ?.
the seat doesnt go there fool.

[short-circuit]

Like this ?.

vastly improved - great mods

[The Pastor]

radiator and a few other bits on

[James Deuce]

radiator and a few other bits on

Pictures, or only the dildo happened!

[short-circuit]

Vibrator and a few other bits in

sounds like a real buzz

[Katman]

Like this ?.

I think he's overdressed.

Some crotchless leather chaps would suit him sir.

[GSX-RJIM]

so has any one asked you why you have got ya leather pants on? I mean mate it is a bit weird antít.

[The Pastor]

so has any one asked you why you have got ya leather pants on? I mean mate it is a bit weird antít.
a biker wearing leather, yep really out there.

[Headbanger]

If Only i looked like this stud muffin.


Sorted....

[CookMySock]

Needs a dildo on the bars too.

[nivram]

I like your tight leather pants:baby:

[The Pastor]

bikes off to get the exhaust made tomorrow

[gatch]

Brilliant thread !

Dildos, hot dudes in leather, a boy schooling a man on the keys to marriage success, oooohh and a project bike..

Carry on lads.

[browny]

HAHA its great .we need step by step pictures tho RM.

[The Pastor]

HAHA its great .we need step by step pictures tho RM.
why ?

[browny]

well youve shown us the rolling frame.id like to see what it looks like with bits attached,is all.

[The Pastor]

well youve shown us the rolling frame.id like to see what it looks like with bits attached,is all.
i want a million bucks, aint going to happen tho

[Brett]

Dont forget the spandex.

[browny]

i want a million bucks, aint going to happen tho
what a cock.apart from the entertaining bits in between,you might as well have shown a picture of you and your favorite wanking hanky.

[The Pastor]

what a cock.apart from the entertaining bits in between,you might as well have shown a picture of you and your favorite wanking hanky.
<img src='http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=152370&d=1259059161'>

Not quite a hanky but close enough.

[Maha]

Not quite a hanky but close enough.

Its your third arm that scares me the most.

[The Pastor]

Its your third arm that scares me the most.
you didnt mind it when you pillioned me ON YOUR HONDA!

[Fub@r]

Here is a pic of me and a sweet bike.
<img src='http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=14&pictureid=35094'>

Not going to get far on that your missing the pedals :)

Nice to see you have progressed from the training wheels

[crazyhorse]

At least you have half of your riding gear - half a bike and half the gear.

You're off to a good start :killingme :rofl:

I've seen some modifications along the way, sure hope you find a better seat suited to you, not to mention that favourite face of yours lol

[gijoe1313]

Put some pedals on it and a bicycle bell and woo woo! Away you go!

[mynameis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfdWqXN9gqU

[2wheeldrifter]

Surprise cockfag

[The Pastor]

exhaust is getting manufacted.

[crazyhorse]

got an updated photo to show us yet??? A real one, not a doctored one

[The Pastor]

got an updated photo to show us yet??? A real one, not a doctored one
hell no.

[crazyhorse]

hell no.

.......... well, any photos?????? any will do

[The Pastor]

.......... well, any photos?????? any will do
I got one, its on the front page

[crazyhorse]

I got one, its on the front page

Looks better than the ones on page 2, 3 and 4 LOL

[SPORK]

this is the worst thread.

[crazyhorse]

LOL :done:

[The Pastor]

this is the worst thread.
just cos u got turned on then realised it was a dude.

[Maha]

this is the worst thread.

Bullshit I've seen RM post way worse.

[2wheeldrifter]

Bullshit I've seen RM post way worse.

Your shitin me.... worse than this! ? :argh:

[Forest]

Christ! You're even uglier than your avatar.

[2wheeldrifter]

Surprise cockfag

Surprise Cockfag

[RentaTriumph]

Bullshit I've seen RM post way worse.

Ring engage Master

[2wheeldrifter]

Your looking alittle dicky with yourself there RM! :done:

[The Pastor]

Surprise Cockfag
When no one else talks to you, quote yourself.

[2wheeldrifter]

When no one else talks to you, quote yourself.


Oh got ourselves a smartass here eh?





:done:

[The Pastor]

here is a photo of a sweet bike

<img src='http://www.pyrocam.com/filez/go/cbr250rm-rhs.JPG'>

[Maha]

Thats looking sweet Scott, a work in progress and you can stand back when its complete and admire yourself in the reflection..:cool:

[kasper]

I just wish you had taken a photo of it before you got your hands on it. Now we will never get to see it in its full glory.

[Damon]

what the hell is it?

[imdying]

Interesting choice of exhaust system, should definitely sound fruity :yes:

Make sure you post some videos when you get the motor going.

[Hiflyer]

Is there another pipe we cant see or another header that merges with another, cos it looks like its a 3 cylinder.

EDIT - wait 2 on each side right?

[James Deuce]

Napoleon Dynamite (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1417647/): "Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a moustache."

Does this mean we get to call you Pedro now?

[The Pastor]

yes its a 4into4.

it will be a while before the next photo is up

[The Pastor]

Napoleon Dynamite (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1417647/): "Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a moustache."

Does this mean we get to call you Pedro now?
you can call me what you want babe,

[Big Dave]

And tidy the garage while you're out there.

[The Pastor]

And tidy the garage while you're out there.
yes mum......

[Mikkel]

Looking good IMHO.

So what engine and what frame is that?

[The Pastor]

Looking good IMHO.

So what engine and what frame is that?
take a guess :) give you a hint it has MASSIVE hp

[James Deuce]

you can call me what you want babe,

Roger that sweety!

[The Pastor]

Roger that sweety!
Where ?

[Mikkel]

take a guess :) give you a hint it has MASSIVE hp

A qualified guess would be a CBR250RR... ...but then again, the filename (on closer inspection) does kinda give it away ;)
But, yeah, that's massive hps for sure, the specific output is in the region of 180 hps per liter, which is very good for an older carburetted engine :yes:

You've drilled holes in the standard triple clamp to get the handlebar raisers in, or...?

Anyway, I'm looking forward to more pictures of the project as it comes along.

[carver]

Mine is better

[The Pastor]

A qualified guess would be a CBR250RR... ...but then again, the filename (on closer inspection) does kinda give it away ;)
But, yeah, that's massive hps for sure, the specific output is in the region of 180 hps per liter, which is very good for an older carburetted engine :yes:

You've drilled holes in the standard triple clamp to get the handlebar raisers in, or...?

Anyway, I'm looking forward to more pictures of the project as it comes along.
nah its welded on

[TOTO]

got the exhausts ready yet ?

[FROSTY]

hey RM Ive been meaning to ask --who the ferk is the persons picture on your avatar

[Slyer]

Frosty:
http://www.vagabondish.com/wanted-time-traveler-bring-your-own-weapons/

[The Pastor]

got the exhausts ready yet ?

have a look at the latest photo, its hard now cos the mods merged it


hey RM Ive been meaning to ask --who the ferk is the persons picture on your avatar

I think it might be shitstains dad? at least one of his dads