Road trip achieved

[skidMark]

Well i took the plunge and i'm back down the south island, stayed the night in hamilton on friday, caught up with the mormon few, then some fella there managed to give me his flu he was whinging about ( i knew i shouldn't have slipped so much toungue :blink:)

Then out of hamiton at 8am and rolled into wellington about 2pm.... my ferry was booked for 255am friday... but well... i drove about wellington for 2 hours, and it is an utter shithole... oriental bay... people everywhere..... good luck to you if you could find a pub with more than 2 people or a place to buy a pack of smokes... i thought auckland was shit but jesus you guys really do have nothing entertaining except politicians...

anyway.... got pissed off with wellington so got an earlier ferry and got back on the road at picton at about 10pm and then drove through the night down to the mighty chch... rolled in at 1am, i gotta admit the twisties up kaikoura are frikken awesome... and to say the least interesting in the dead of night when ya don't know the road lol...

since ive got here this morning alot seems to happen, so far ive had errr about 5 beers, got 2 girls numbers (i must be the first fresh meet in this rural town in years?) , somewhere amongst that i landed a job which i start monday ... fun fun (i must be the first fresh meet in this rural town in years?) along with watching 2 girls have a cat fight in the pub (like i was gunna stop em? , it was good spank bank material:blink:) and then a power cut....

And so concludes the epic journey

chur.

[MadDuck]

got 2 girls numbers (i must be the first fresh meet in this rural town in years?)

Yep good for you. In your dreams I am thinking

[jafar]

Well i took the plunge and i'm back down the south island, stayed the night in hamilton on friday, caught up with the mormon few, then some fella there managed to give me his flu he was whinging about ( i knew i shouldn't have slipped so much toungue :blink:)

Then out of hamiton at 8am and rolled into wellington about 2pm.... my ferry was booked for 255am friday... but well... i drove about wellington for 2 hours, and it is an utter shithole... oriental bay... people everywhere..... good luck to you if you could find a pub with more than 2 people or a place to buy a pack of smokes... i thought auckland was shit but jesus you guys really do have nothing entertaining except politicians...

anyway.... got pissed off with wellington so got an earlier ferry and got back on the road at picton at about 10pm and then drove through the night down to the mighty chch... rolled in at 1am, i gotta admit the twisties up kaikoura are frikken awesome... and to say the least interesting in the dead of night when ya don't know the road lol...

since ive got here this morning alot seems to happen, so far ive had errr about 5 beers, got 2 girls numbers (i must be the first fresh meet in this rural town in years?) , somewhere amongst that i landed a job which i start monday ... fun fun (i must be the first fresh meet in this rural town in years?) along with watching 2 girls have a cat fight in the pub (like i was gunna stop em? , it was good spank bank material:blink:) and then a power cut....

And so concludes the epic journey

chur.

You sure they were like REAL girls ??:nya:

[scracha]

Sorry Skidders but I dunno where the hell in Wellington you were at.




to the mighty chch... rolled in at 1am, i gotta admit the twisties up kaikoura
Mighty chch........says it all really.

[skidMark]

You sure they were like REAL girls ??:nya:


i dunno she said her name was maniken, her girlfriend russell introduced us. :shutup:

[skidMark]

Sorry Skidders but I dunno where the hell in Wellington you were at.



Mighty chch........says it all really.


went from interislander terminal and for a drive around... went along oriental bay... i came back and followed a sign that said city centre.... i could see lots of big shiny office buildings... but no blatent signs further pointing to the city centre, i didn't have a map book so i surrendered lol, i did keep driving and went to petone and lower hutt.... they were both shit too.

[jafar]

i dunno she said her name was maniken, her girlfriend russell introduced us. :shutup:

Oh a Swedish girl then ?:love:

[skidMark]

Oh a Swedish girl then ?:love:


i dunno... she was the first women whose phone number looked like a barcode...

well i lie... the first in a while.

there was another but when i asked where i swipe my card she just smiled. :mellow:

[jafar]

i dunno... she was the first women whose phone number looked like a barcode...

well i lie... the first in a while.

there was another but when i asked where i swipe my card she just smiled. :mellow:

You were lucky , they usually smile, swipe your card & head off to the shops:laugh:

[TOTO]

Landed a Goat yet ? Whats the job? Whats chch like ? will you ride a bike there ? Go say Hi to EJK :)

[skidMark]

Landed a Goat yet ? Whats the job? Whats chch like ? will you ride a bike there ? Go say Hi to EJK :)


nah i havnt bumped into your ex yet...

vineyard...

doesn't have your bike cop mate who rides a v strom giving me tickets...

maybe a bike...

ejk is not on my frendz list.

[Kickaha]

Well i took the plunge and i'm back down the south island

How much would it cost us to send you back?

[pc220]

How much would it cost us to send you back?

Too much. He is all yours now, enjoy.:laugh:

[scracha]

How much would it cost us to send you back?

There's more than 2 islands in this country :blink:

[Pussy]

There's more than 2 islands in this country :blink:

White Island is nice this time of year.....

[Madness]

White Island is nice this time of year.....

Don't they need Iceberg watchers down in the Auckland Islands? :eek5:

[Thani-B]

Where was my goodbye?

[hang0ver]

anyway.... got pissed off with wellington so got an earlier ferry.

Good riddance... The reason we have our strong winds is to blow drifting trash like you outta town...

[skidMark]

Where was my goodbye?


i'm back... when we gunna catch up pass the parcel?

[Tank]

i'm back... when we gunna catch up pass the parcel?

Anyone ever notice you never see Skidmark and Dean post at the same time ????





Welcome back - I take it the S/I was a bust for you then.

[gijoe1313]

Pass the dutchy on the left hand side ...

[skidMark]

Anyone ever notice you never see Skidmark and Dean post at the same time ????





Welcome back - I take it the S/I was a bust for you then.


lmfao... you think i'm dean.... ahh you do realise people have met him in person right... it sure as shit aint me

[wbks]

lmfao... you think i'm dean.... ahh you do realise people have met him in person right... it sure as shit aint meYou don't pickup jokes very well, do you?

[White trash]

Anyone ever notice you never see Skidmark and Dean post at the same time ????

There's a very reasonable explanation for that.

One of them has always on their knees with a mouthfull of cock while the other's busy posting.......

[skidMark]

You don't pickup jokes very well, do you?


You don't pick up women very well, do you?

[AllanB]

Nothing to do in Wellington? You could always have had a look around Te Papa .......

So you have left Christchurch? What happened - you get caught 'fertilizing' one of the grape vines?

[skidMark]

Nothing to do in Wellington? You could always have had a look around Te Papa .......

So you have left Christchurch? What happened - you get caught 'fertilizing' one of the grape vines?


I was balls deep in a goat.

[AllanB]

I was balls deep in a goat.

Yeah - we do have some mighty good looking livestock down here ......

[skidMark]

Yeah - we do have some mighty good looking livestock down here ......


her name was russell

[wbks]

You don't pick up women very well, do you?You don't pick up Irony very well, do you?:no:

[skidMark]

You don't pick up Irony very well, do you?:no:


nah i don't benchpress harleys like dean

[wbks]

nah i don't benchpress harleys like deanlol okay I'll leave it at that. Good luck with your 3 mil. Maybe you can grace the forums with a new tricolor 1098 in a few weeks and prove naysayers wrong

[skidMark]

lol okay I'll leave it at that. Good luck with your 3 mil. Maybe you can grace the forums with a new tricolor 1098 in a few weeks and prove naysayers wrong


yeah because i'm gunna go waste 40 grand on a fucking tri colour ducati... tri colour looks like arse.

fuck that... ill buy a fucking desmosedici rr :Punk:

[wbks]

yeah because i'm gunna go waste 40 grand on a fucking tri colour ducati... tri colour looks like arse.

fuck that... ill buy a fucking desmosedici rr :Punk:lol okay bud

[skidMark]

lol okay bud

no seriously... how can you like the tri colour over the red...the tri looks like arse in comparison

[wbks]

no seriously... how can you like the tri colour over the red...the tri looks like arse in comparisonI was just having a giggle that you're really going along with this. I'll believe it when I see another squiddy duke rider pulling out in front of traffic