Crazy bastards out there!

[toycollector10]

Two months ago, on Memorial Avenue she was driving her red Celica thingy with the soft top. Eating her breakfast. Cereal out of a bowl, while driving. Last month she's out there again, with her coffee, at 08.30 AM. Not in a closed sipper or takeaway foam cup. She's got an open ceramic cup. Then today, there's a guy standing on the side of the road at 11.30 AM cleaning his teeth. WTF?

Anyone seen anything else weird?

[Katman]

Anyone seen anything else weird?

I hope Fatt Max doesn't see this thread.

[p.dath]

You live in Christchurch huh. :jerry:

[toycollector10]

Well, you've got me there Katman. Is Fatt Max a moderator who doesn't like the word bastard or is the girlie in the Celica his missus? And yes, this madness goes on in Christchurch. But I laugh like hell when I see it. It brightens up my day no end.

[James Deuce]

Fatt Maxx couldn't moderate his own bowel motions let alone an Internet forum.

[wbks]

He'll most likely tell you about the time some asian dude shat in a helmet, or one of the other fucked up things he see's capable of the "crazy bastards out there" rating

[avgas]

saw a guy with no pants.......fucked the rest of my week up.
Fuck knows why? Sad thing was I had to do a double take to be sure - its like making sure the fire did it after you have already burnt ya hand.

[wbks]

saw a guy with no pants.....I had to do a double take to be sureThis isn't a "finding myself" thread:laugh:

[Reido]

lady passed me on the left (single lane, about 50-100m away from where it goes to 2 lanes)
looked at her she was feeding herself strawberries or something... soo fricken close to me too..

[Katman]

Well, you've got me there Katman. Is Fatt Max a moderator who doesn't like the word bastard or is the girlie in the Celica his missus? And yes, this madness goes on in Christchurch. But I laugh like hell when I see it. It brightens up my day no end.

Go search all the threads started by Fatt Max.

There's enough (tall) stories there to keep you occupied for a week.

[Fatt Max]

Fatt Maxx couldn't moderate his own bowel motions let alone an Internet forum.

Correct JD, but lord know's I've tried mate.....

[Fatt Max]

Two months ago, on Memorial Avenue she was driving her red Celica thingy with the soft top. Eating her breakfast. Cereal out of a bowl, while driving. Last month she's out there again, with her coffee, at 08.30 AM. Not in a closed sipper or takeaway foam cup. She's got an open ceramic cup. Then today, there's a guy standing on the side of the road at 11.30 AM cleaning his teeth. WTF?

Anyone seen anything else weird?

Yes my friend, it's all out there if you look....

I have indeed witnessed a drunk aisian man take a dump into his cycle hat after running himself and his bicycle off the road at 6.00am.....

I've seen the man get his nose bitten off my a small dog....

I especially loved the guy and his little blond girlfriend ramming their convertible Audi into the back end of a ute filled with enormous Pacific Island peeps......

There is much more to see out there if you are lucky.......and it's all true.....apart from the man snog incident, I did tell a lie there....in reality, I think the bloke quite enjoyed it.

After all, it's the interweb, eh...a fucking huge playground for us all...

:eek:

[Chisanga]

Saw a lady eating a bowl of cereal waiting at the lights on the Pakuranga Highway :)

[toycollector10]

Jesus Max you're frightening me. I too was savaged on the nose by a dachshund. It was late and I had just come home from the aero club late on a Sunday night or I think maybe it was late on a Monday morning.

The dog is still with me in fact it's over on my f#cking chair right now the basterd!

[steel001]

Saw a guy jump off a 5 storey roof once, all the way from the moment of the jump to the moment of the landing, did a little bounce as he landed, was the last thing that little fella ever did.

Saw a guy walk into the middle of the lane opposite me and run at an oncoming car once, the lady tried to stop but was one hell of an impact, that boy got some air.

Amazing what springs to mind eh

Seen some crazy shit, been to some crazy places, Life kinda seems more full that way.

[McJim]

Seen some crazy shit, been to some crazy places, Life kinda seems more full that way.
Not for the fellas bouncing off cars and pavements.


I saw a chick in her car in traffic on the Southern Motorway in Auckland flickin' the bean once on my way to work. Ahhh, the joys of lane splitting at a liesurely pace.....:Punk:

[steel001]

Not for the fellas bouncing off cars and pavements.


I saw a chick in her car in traffic on the Southern Motorway in Auckland flickin' the bean once on my way to work. Ahhh, the joys of lane splitting at a liesurely pace.....:Punk:

They decided life was full enough, so full that they wanted to end it, full of things I may never understand.

Tell you what I find interesting in life and thats when you break things into moments or milliseconds, like the moment he actually decided to jump, to actually go through with it.The moment that his brain told his legs to bend and his muscles to contract and jump. Or the moment he actually hit the car, as all his nerves fired and he thought Fuck that hurts !

[stig]

Two months ago, on Memorial Avenue she was driving her red Celica thingy with the soft top. Eating her breakfast. Cereal out of a bowl, while driving. Last month she's out there again, with her coffee, at 08.30 AM. Not in a closed sipper or takeaway foam cup. She's got an open ceramic cup. Then today, there's a guy standing on the side of the road at 11.30 AM cleaning his teeth. WTF?

Anyone seen anything else weird?

As far as weird car drivers goes recently,
Came up behind a rav4 on the coro loop, it was going very slow and weaving all over the show across the painted lines. Thought it was a drunk but was a lady reading a picture book to her kids in the back seat.

2nd was waiting at the Market Rd offramp lights (in my car), noticed in my rear view that the guy behind was having a good root around for a booger in his nose, finally gets it out, inspects it carefully on the end of his finger, then goes in for the kill and eats it. It was all in slow motion for me and a lol moment.

[avgas]

This isn't a "finding myself" thread:laugh:
Both hands on the keyboard then....