If I was Tiger Woods [Archive]

Grahameeboy

10th December 2009, 09:01

Amazing that there is no evidence of what Tiger did...it's becoming a joke with the number of mistresses...does anyone smell a tabloid at work here.

Geeze all he did was crash his car..maybe he did have a domestic..so what...maybe they ran out of milk and popping down to the 7 Eleven...

If I was Tiger..regardless of what the truth is I have a personal fortune of US$500 million I would give the world the finger and retire...

Tank

10th December 2009, 09:02

If I was Tiger woods and I had a personal fortune of $500 million - I would have been fucking a lot more porn stars.

EgliHonda

10th December 2009, 09:03

The real question is did he root his wife's twin sister...?

Tank

10th December 2009, 09:03

The real question is did he root his wife's twin sister...?

I'd tap it.

Headbanger

10th December 2009, 09:05

Must have had a boring life if he was hellbent on having it all collapse around him.

What an egg.

cowboyz

10th December 2009, 09:05

you forgot the 'e'?

marioc

10th December 2009, 09:13

I can never understand why people in his situation get mmarried so young...
screw around enjoy life,theres plenty of time for a ball and chain later

cowboyz

10th December 2009, 09:15

I can never understand why people in his situation get mmarried so young...
screw around enjoy life,theres plenty of time for a ball and chain later

you have seen his wife yes?

Tank

10th December 2009, 09:16

you have seen his wife yes?

When you have $500 million you find that almost all women you meet look like that (or better).

Ever seen a rich guy with a pig?

marioc

10th December 2009, 09:22

exactly he could be screwing 10 just like her :msn-wink:
Anyway I think shes looks like an albino

Genie

10th December 2009, 09:25

he's a bloke...we all know it's hard for them to keep it too themselves. i feel sorry for him, all those gorgeous women that took advantage of him. They were only using him.....how sad that he fell for that. Must have some low self esteem.

Headbanger

10th December 2009, 09:26

Must have some low self esteem.

I'd say it was arrogance and lack of respect.

avgas

10th December 2009, 09:49

Tiger Woods reminds me of this.
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/flying/assets/hindenburg.jpg
Awesome!

awayatc

10th December 2009, 10:26

at least he was consistent on and off course....

birdies....

hole in one.....

whats the problem?

Mikkel

10th December 2009, 10:39

If I was Tiger woods and I had a personal fortune of $500 million - I would have been fucking a lot more porn stars.

Yep. And I sure as fucking hell wouldn't be caught dead in a Cadillac Escalade - for crying out loud.

I don't really get the heavy media coverage. If it was some random guy no one had heard of before it would be a non-issue. It still is a non-issue and most definitely not anyone's business either - besides Mr. Woods and his family.
Fuck it, he's a golfer - some would say the best - in which way is marital infidelity relevant in that context? Oh that's right, not at all!

And for all we know, all of these media whores could just be making shit up in order to ride the wave. I know i know... that has never happened before, especially not in America. :rolleyes:

Reckless

10th December 2009, 10:45

The real question is did he root his wife's twin sister...?

Yeh he did the sister thing, Went for two holes in one, why wouldn't he LOL!!!

BTW he's probably written a book and this is all a set up so he sells heaps of copies to the gossips wanting to know if he really did it or not LOL!!!!

merv

10th December 2009, 13:37

Karl08

10th December 2009, 14:05

In America there is bound to be at least a conspiracy involved from:

1. Those that don't want him beating the record of Jack Nicklaus. There's bound to be some big betting money on that.

2. The white Southerners that don't like a black fellah rooting white chicks.

3. Black fellahs that don't like their bro' rooting white hoes.

I can hear Rev Al Sharpton warming up his voice, Spike Lee will make a movie about it, and Homeland security will link it all to Osama (who, as I understand has a great putt- except when Achmed keeps making chicken noises to put him off)

.....No wait, forget all that- Hone will comment!

AllanB

10th December 2009, 14:13

I would give the world the finger and retire...

I understand he has been trying to give at least half of the world (the females) 'the finger'........

He may lose a couple of major sponsor over all this, however he is sure to pick up a new one - I suspect Viagara is already talking to his manager :clap:

"Viagara - it gives Tiger wood"

"Viagara - strong enough to go 18 holes"

"Viagara - crack out your iron"

NighthawkNZ

10th December 2009, 14:33

If I was Tiger Woods

I wouldn't be on a motorcycle forum worrying about it all...

wbks

10th December 2009, 15:13

I understand he has been trying to give at least half of the world (the females) 'the finger'........

He may lose a couple of major sponsor over all this, however he is sure to pick up a new one - I suspect Viagara is already talking to his manager :clap:

"Viagara - it gives Tiger wood"

"Viagara - strong enough to go 18 holes"

"Viagara - crack out your iron"
"Viagara - crack out your iron" must spread rep lol

vifferman

10th December 2009, 17:41

He may lose a couple of major sponsor over all this
Wol, that's jest fekt, but prolly troooooo....

Blardy hypocritical bible-bashing Mrkns. He's just doing what most red-blooded horndogs'd do iffen they had the opportunity. But the silly fecker got caught.

ukusa

10th December 2009, 18:00

I reckon he deserves a medal

nothingflash

10th December 2009, 19:16

Tank

10th December 2009, 19:23

Sponsored by Durex.

Keeping you covered when playing the back nine.

nothingflash

10th December 2009, 19:35

Golf is like aids... one bad hole and you're fucked.

wbks

10th December 2009, 22:09

Golf is like aids... one bad hole and you're fucked.Tiger should be more careful with his putter then! A pornstar?:blank:

Karl08

11th December 2009, 07:39

I am amazed, given the plethora of social networking sites, video sharing sites, blogs etc- that Tiger thought he would keep it all quiet.

The human ego can be a powerful blinder of common sense.

Mikkel

11th December 2009, 08:25

I am amazed, given the plethora of social networking sites, video sharing sites, blogs etc- that Tiger thought he would keep it all quiet.

The human ego can be a powerful blinder of common sense.

Ego?

More likely just naivety, maybe he thought that he was screwing decent people...

Tank

11th December 2009, 08:56

More likely just naivety, maybe he thought that he was screwing decent people...

Yep - you 'meat' the nicest people in the porn industry.

HenryDorsetCase

11th December 2009, 09:02

Wol, that's jest fekt, but prolly troooooo....

Blardy hypocritical bible-bashing Mrkns. He's just doing what most red-blooded horndogs'd do iffen they had the opportunity. But the silly fecker got caught.

The thing that makes it funny is that his arrogance in the way he has handled it has been hilarious. Like he couldnt have handled it worse if he wanted to. Plus he has always played that "nice Christian boy, family values" bullshit.

Its the hypocrisy. Which makes it hilarious. Dorking any blonde who is up for it is perfectly fine (and who wouldnt, given the moist minges that are floating around even in the staid world of pro golf) but doing that, while married and pretending to be the great family man is bullshit, and its landed on his head. Along with a few smacks from a 9 iron, it appears.

ynot slow

12th December 2009, 18:27

The thing that makes it funny is that his arrogance in the way he has handled it has been hilarious. Like he couldnt have handled it worse if he wanted to. Plus he has always played that "nice Christian boy, family values" bullshit.

Its the hypocrisy. Which makes it hilarious. Dorking any blonde who is up for it is perfectly fine (and who wouldnt, given the moist minges that are floating around even in the staid world of pro golf) but doing that, while married and pretending to be the great family man is bullshit, and its landed on his head. Along with a few smacks from a 9 iron, it appears.

And his main money people(nike etc are standing by him),but wait till he stops playing the tv ratings will drop dramatically hurting the networks etc,when he doesn't play as per last season.Him playing means viewer audiences are about twice when he plays as against when he's injured and not playing.

Perhaps Steve Williams will invite both him and her to race this year at Huntly speedway,make a brilliant teams stockcar event.

Paul in NZ

13th December 2009, 07:38

If I was Tiger I'd get Snoop Dog to defend me musically...

mynameis

14th December 2009, 00:05

Nope.

He's the world's first billion dollar sports person. No other man in any other sport has ever hit the billion dollar mark.

He's the most marketable person in the world.

He has built multi million dollar industry through his brand name Tiger Woods through Nike Golf.

Earns over 100 mill a year just through sponsorships and endorsements let alone the earnings from wins, golf course developments, investments, appearance fees ect…

He has confessed to “personal sins” “transgressions” and “infidelities” so there’s no doubt he cheated.

Whether it was with the 11 women that’s out there in the media or more or less.

I personally think he has probably fucked more than 50 women during his marriage, shame he had his cock up someone else when his wife was carrying their kids.

mynameis

15th December 2009, 11:27

Wonder if the miss use is gonna stay now. Doubt it, take the money and run.

awayatc

15th December 2009, 11:32

heard "energiser" and "poweraide" negotiating sponsorship deals.......

What is the difference between father Xmas and Tiger in the Woods...?

Father Xmas only does 3 Ho's......

ManDownUnder

15th December 2009, 11:36

:yawn: :yawn: ... so how about an interesting angle to the topic.

Why did he do it? Seriously... why?

avgas

15th December 2009, 11:38

Tiger Woods
Player of the Year

mynameis

15th December 2009, 11:57

:yawn: :yawn: ... so how about an interesting angle to the topic.

Why did he do it? Seriously... why?

Come on, he wouldn't have if he was gay. Veracious appetite for sex according to one of the bitches. Couldn't help himself. Sex addict maybe.

What can you do in a case like that? Open relationship?

Tiger Woods
Player of the Year

LOl.

ManDownUnder

15th December 2009, 12:02

Come on, he wouldn't have if he was gay. Veracious appetite for sex according to one of the bitches. Couldn't help himself.

Sex addict maybe.

What can you do in a case like that? Open relationship?

I'm shocked... a sensible answer ... on KB???

Dear lord man... you don't fit in...

mynameis

15th December 2009, 13:19

I'm shocked... a sensible answer ... on KB???

Dear lord man... you don't fit in...

:lol:

Poor thing I feel for him at the same time 0oh no you nordie nordie boy Tiger ! :spanking:

Now there are talks about the miss use wanting a divorce coz Tiger has had willy up too many verjayjus.

mynameis

15th December 2009, 13:21

Apparently each slut cost US $15,000 per month to keep their mouse shuts and avoid da media.

US $170 k a year to shag him, not too bad aye.

crazyhorse

18th December 2009, 13:23

T' was the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her new prenup made Christmas come early this year.

Genie

18th December 2009, 14:48

Hey Crazyhorse.....fantastic!!!!

nallac

18th December 2009, 15:36

:yawn: :yawn: ... so how about an interesting angle to the topic.

Why did he do it? Seriously... why?

cause he could.......:cool:

ManDownUnder

18th December 2009, 15:44

cause he could.......:cool:

There's a saying I heard once... happily married men don't cheat on their wives.

I believe that to be true, and if I am right, I respectfully submit there may be other things at work here

Genie

18th December 2009, 15:53

There's a saying I heard once... happily married men don't cheat on their wives.

I believe that to be true, and if I am right, I respectfully submit there may be other things at work here

...there is also the type of man who just loves to conquer!

ManDownUnder

18th December 2009, 15:59

...there is also the type of man who just loves to conquer!

In which case he ain't happily married...

Genie

18th December 2009, 16:01

In which case he ain't happily married...

so....you're saying a man only ever cheats when is he unhappy with where he is....not just to boost his ego!!!!

ManDownUnder

18th December 2009, 16:10

so....you're saying a man only ever cheats when is he unhappy with where he is....not just to boost his ego!!!!

If his ego needs boosting and he's unhappy about it to the point he engages in extra marital sex... then he shouldn't be married, or something has to change within the marriage.