Pet peeves

[Pixie]

I mentioned earlier in the thread about the toilet seat, which I always put down, I did mention that didnt I?...:whistle:

A'henyway, when I get into the Holden (after Mom) has been drivin' it, I (yes me) always have to adjust the seat ie: push it back, and the mirror (gotta make sure I dont have pillow hair ya see) :beer:

You don't have any hair

[Pixie]

People who object to being threatened with a gun when they piss me off with their whingeing.

[Maha]

You don't have any hair

I have about 18.....oh and 1 rouge hair that keeps coming back...:cool:

[Dean]

everybody's shit stinks!!!!

Nice wee rant there Dean. On ya!!!
Apparently there's an ignore button somewhere on KB. I also think you'd have an internal mechanism within the blob they call brains, use it.

Stop feeding the troll!!

Merry Christmas xx

Nope I never use the ignore function, people can use it on me but I never on them.

Merry Christmas to you to:hug:

[Number One]

I have about 18.....oh and 1 rouge hair that keeps coming back...:cool:
rouge? Is it red?! That would be funny as fark ;)

[Genie]

don't know if it is a hair....or something else. He says it keeps cumming back!!!!!!

oops...me bad

[Maha]

rouge? Is it red?! That would be funny as fark ;)

Sure take this piss, I ment um, um, out of the blue thingy....:lol:

[rustic101]

do not say hi, or even acknowledge you back when you greet them passing in the street..

Limp wristed handshakes

Indecisive people

People who leave equests to the last minute then expect you to rush to get 'their work done'.

:moon:

[Scotty595]

Takeaway places (BK etc) who "can't add extra mushroom sauce because its not in the system" :bash:

[peasea]

...Limp wristed handshakes...

Erhum!
I have an old injury to my right hand (no, I didn't get it that way....) and when big buggers squeeze my hand in a handshake it fuckin' hurts! Just as well we don't normally shake with the left coz I have two injuries on that hand!

Either way, I'm :buggerd:

[Genie]

Erhum!
I have an old injury to my right hand (no, I didn't get it that way....) and when big buggers squeeze my hand in a handshake it fuckin' hurts! Just as well we don't normally shake with the left coz I have two injuries on that hand!

Either way, I'm :buggerd:

A lesson to be learnt, we shouldn't assume anything about anybody as we have no idea where they come from, your limp handshake is not because you're a pussy but because you're a wanker (Yeah i know you didn't get it that way) Merry Christmas Gospel Singer LOL

[ynot slow]

Having to shift seat in car back,adjust mirrors,paying her parking tickets,speed camera(last 2 mine doh)fines as car in my name only.

After saying NO PRESENTS for each other she buys me a couple,so now I have to go shopping asap.

Paying for her brazilian and not being able to watch.

Cyber sex,bloody hard to clean keyboard after.

[Genie]

Having to shift seat in car back,adjust mirrors,paying her parking tickets,speed camera(last 2 mine doh)fines as car in my name only.

After saying NO PRESENTS for each other she buys me a couple,so now I have to go shopping asap.

Paying for her brazilian and not being able to watch.

Cyber sex,bloody hard to clean keyboard after.

Cleaning the keyboard, :clap:just buy a new one or even better, have 'real' sex!

[Virago]

Cleaning the keyboard, :clap:just buy a new one...

Chuck it in the dishwasher.

Srsly.

[ynot slow]

Chuck it in the dishwasher.

Srsly.

Similar comment I made at an erotica weekend,saw all the glass dildos and commented
"be a bugger if ya had them in dishwasher and nana put plates in on xmas" saleslady nearly pissed herself.

[kiwirach83]

I hate:

Reality TV, people who pronounce "wh" as "hwh", ignorant people, cake-faced whores, old women that reek of perfume, old men that dye their hair, "faded" jeans with white ass patches, religious fanatics, "The Secret", bald men in sports cars, boy racers, girl racers, telemarketers, Jehovahs Witnesses, GreenPeace street recruiters, hugely fat people with fat kids, ques, co-workers that smell bad, mundane office jobs, cricket commentry turned up loud at the pub, people who chew with their goddamn mouth open, people who smoke near me, chewing gum on my shoe or on my seat, people with loud ipods on the train, hip hop culture, dance clubs, taggers, road cyclists in ass defining lycra shorts, slow drivers, fast drivers, skanks in tight pants, sleazy guys in buttoned down chest-hair displaying satin shirts, mens moisturizer and cleanser, nail salons with nail "technicians", metrosexuality, men with a mid-life crisis who cheat on their wives, women with a mid life crisis who cheat on their husbands, supermarket music, gambling, smoking, littering, spit next to train station seats, people who talk loudly on their cellphone in public, pidgeon shit on park benches, those pull-tabs you get on ginger beer bottles, low rider cars doing circuits with techno dance party music blasting, goths, emos, wiggas, sluts, flamboyant gay people, misandrist lesbians, homewreckers, smelly taxi drivers, rude bus drivers, terrorists, con artists, snobs, hipsters, punks, fauxhawks, corporate dreadlocks, boat shoes, Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia, people who don't like cats, the mega-rich, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Hentai, anime, Dragon BallZ, basically any music with female vocals, Bret Michaels and that bullshit sick inducing crapfest show of his, Brooke Fraser and her big teethy mouth, P addicts, public toilets, myspace kids, Lindsay Hohan, Britney Shears and any other melodramatic mental case attention-whoring hollywood slutbag, too proud black people (Just the proud ones, not all black people) immigrants, outsourced indians on the HP helpdesk in Dubai, waiting on hold on the phone line, mega-breeders and their hyperactive kids, breastfeeding in public, promise breaking politicians who are full of shit, marketers, tomatoes, asparagus, dogshit,

But most of all FLEETWOOD MAC :mad:

fuck it i'm going to bed. Merry Christmas.

[gatch]

Merry Christmas.

You don't hate christmas then :)

I do, its fuckin beastly.

[kiwirach83]

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I <3 Christmas

[gatch]

I do love the idea of a dude who can slip in and out of peoples houses, depositing "gifts" as he so pleases.

[kiwirach83]

Santa is meant to be fat and jolly, yet comes into your house via a chimney.

Christmas logic fail.


I do love the idea of a dude who can slip in and out of peoples houses, depositing "gifts" as he so pleases.

Did you mean that in a dirty way? Coz that's what I thought of :whistle:

[cc rider]

You don't hate christmas then :)

I do, its fuckin beastly."beastly" what sort of soft cock word is that to be using, gatch :girlfight:



I do love the idea of a dude who can slip in and out of peoples houses, depositing "gifts" as he so pleases.
my folks had that happen...the cops never did catch the bastard

[gatch]

Santa is meant to be fat and jolly, yet comes into your house via a chimney.

Christmas logic fail.

Did you mean that in a dirty way? Coz that's what I thought of :whistle:

We love entendres..


"beastly" what sort of soft cock word is that to be using, gatch :girlfight:

my folks had that happen...the cops never did catch the bastard

CC what can I say, I am soft. You've seen..

[cc rider]

We love entendres..



CC what can I say, I am soft. You've seen..Mmm! Yes I did enjoy the peek, gatch....but I would have said a little hard actually :drool:

[gatch]

Mmm! Yes I did enjoy the peek, gatch....but I would have said a little hard actually :drool:

I'm glad we cleared this up :hug:

[cc rider]

I'm glad we cleared this up :hug:well it was getting a little sticky....:hug: :innocent:

[gatch]

well it was getting a little sticky....:hug: :innocent:

Well, you did make a mess. I did say there should have been plastic on the furniture..

[cc rider]

Well, you did make a mess. I did say there should have been plastic on the furniture..I know you wanted plastic...but like I said...it's no good without oil.

and who made a mess :buggerd:


oh....yeah....we did. hehe!

[Genie]

I hate:

Reality TV, people who pronounce "wh" as "hwh", ignorant people, cake-faced whores, old women that reek of perfume, old men that dye their hair, "faded" jeans with white ass patches, religious fanatics, "The Secret", bald men in sports cars, boy racers, girl racers, telemarketers, Jehovahs Witnesses, GreenPeace street recruiters, hugely fat people with fat kids, ques, co-workers that smell bad, mundane office jobs, cricket commentry turned up loud at the pub, people who chew with their goddamn mouth open, people who smoke near me, chewing gum on my shoe or on my seat, people with loud ipods on the train, hip hop culture, dance clubs, taggers, road cyclists in ass defining lycra shorts, slow drivers, fast drivers, skanks in tight pants, sleazy guys in buttoned down chest-hair displaying satin shirts, mens moisturizer and cleanser, nail salons with nail "technicians", metrosexuality, men with a mid-life crisis who cheat on their wives, women with a mid life crisis who cheat on their husbands, supermarket music, gambling, smoking, littering, spit next to train station seats, people who talk loudly on their cellphone in public, pidgeon shit on park benches, those pull-tabs you get on ginger beer bottles, low rider cars doing circuits with techno dance party music blasting, goths, emos, wiggas, sluts, flamboyant gay people, misandrist lesbians, homewreckers, smelly taxi drivers, rude bus drivers, terrorists, con artists, snobs, hipsters, punks, fauxhawks, corporate dreadlocks, boat shoes, Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia, people who don't like cats, the mega-rich, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Hentai, anime, Dragon BallZ, basically any music with female vocals, Bret Michaels and that bullshit sick inducing crapfest show of his, Brooke Fraser and her big teethy mouth, P addicts, public toilets, myspace kids, Lindsay Hohan, Britney Shears and any other melodramatic mental case attention-whoring hollywood slutbag, too proud black people (Just the proud ones, not all black people) immigrants, outsourced indians on the HP helpdesk in Dubai, waiting on hold on the phone line, mega-breeders and their hyperactive kids, breastfeeding in public, promise breaking politicians who are full of shit, marketers, tomatoes, asparagus, dogshit,

But most of all FLEETWOOD MAC :mad:

fuck it i'm going to bed. Merry Christmas.



hahahaha....so much of this i can relate too.

[Maha]

Why do people who have no less the 14 keys on thier key ring insist on jingling them while they walk around the fucken house!!

Oh and running out of toilet paper on Christmas day...:(

[Trudes]

Oh and running out of toilet paper on Christmas day...:(

That's why we wrap presents isn't it?

[Maha]

That's why we wrap presents isn't it?

Have you got the picnic ready? Nigels waiting....:lol:

[Number One]

No actually Nigel should be WORKING :lol: As for toilet paper...christmas paper doesn't work - it's a bit too waxy...

[Maha]

No actually Nigel should be WORKING :lol: As for toilet paper...christmas paper doesn't work - it's a bit too waxy...

I should have added that I personally dont use toilet paper (too 'gripy')...wet wipes are nicer for my booty...:cool:

[Number One]

I should have added that I personally dont use toilet paper (too 'gripy')...wet wipes are nicer for my booty...:cool:
A delicate booty :rofl: :lol:

Bloody honda riders :chase:

[Maha]

A delicate booty :rofl: :lol:

Bloody honda riders :chase:

You saying we're soft as shit?.....:girlfight:

[Genie]

I should have added that I personally dont use toilet paper (too 'gripy')...wet wipes are nicer for my booty...:cool:

special xxx

[scumdog]

I should have added that I personally dont use toilet paper (too 'gripy')...wet wipes are nicer for my booty...:cool:

Shee-it, don't use those things - too many skid-marks left behind!

[Genie]

People who whinge and moan and complain but don't do a damn thing to change the situation. Either sort your shit or shut the fuck up!!!

Oh I feel so much better now.

[scumdog]

See I always put the toilet seat back down....:niceone:

One thing I cant not stand also involves the little room.
The toilet paper has to roll outwards, not backwards (ie: down the wall) even if I go to someones house and its not how it should be, I change it...:cool:

Fikkin' show-offs who have toilet paper rolls.....AND the holders....

[scumdog]

When you get home from a solid ride of speeding and otherwise reckless law flaunting, to find your beers empty, your bourbon bottle upside down in the garden and your gin has been left on the counter with the lid off..

I swear, I'll fuckin snap and murder someone soon if they can't appreciate proper boozing etiquette.

Cocks.

Ya shoulda sped home even quicker and flaunted even more laws to be there in time to stop that sort of thing happening...;)

[Maha]

Fikkin' show-offs who have toilet paper rolls.....AND the holders....

When we run out, theres a sign on the door that reads...

'In case of no toilet paper please use the box of confetti provided'

[scumdog]

When we run out, theres a sign on the door that reads...

'In case of no toilet paper please use the box of confetti provided'

You forgot to add: "and please use only one piece at a time. think of others"

[Maha]

You forgot to add: "and please use only one piece at a time. think of others"

Thinking of others is another of my pet peeves....:rockon:

And bread with a V shape in the top crust....WTF is that all about, do bakers have no pride in the trade any longer?....I pay good money for beard, I expect it to be symmetrically correct...:angry2:

[scumdog]

Thinking of others is another of my pet peeves....:rockon:

And bread with a V shape in the top crust....WTF is that all about, do bakers have no pride in the trade any longer?....I pay good money for beard, I expect it to be symmetrically correct...:angry2:

My beard just grows, never had to pay for it yet:bleh::whistle:

[Maha]

My beard just grows, never had to pay for it yet:bleh::whistle:

You culivate on you face what grows wild around your arse?

[Genie]

Waking up at 4am and not being able to get back to sleep................

[Grubber]

Waking up at 4am and not being able to get back to sleep................

Yawn....waking up at 7.12am and not being able to get back to sleep..

[Genie]

Yawn....waking up at 7.12am and not being able to get back to sleep..

oh you got way more sleep than me....going to be a very long day!

[scumdog]

Having a serious flu with accompanying new-moan-ear chucked in - AND it's pissing with rain so no riding today (& a few days).:mad:

THAT is me present peeve.:weep:

[Grubber]

oh you got way more sleep than me....going to be a very long day!

Just kidding...been at work since 5am...feels like i just woke up though.

[Grubber]

Having a serious flu with accompanying new-moan-ear chucked in - AND it's pissing with rain so no riding today (& a few days).:mad:

THAT is me present peeve.:weep:

Don't ya just hate that....got the day off for a ride and end up with the dreaded lurgy. Bugger!

[Genie]

Having a serious flu with accompanying new-moan-ear chucked in - AND it's pissing with rain so no riding today (& a few days).:mad:

THAT is me present peeve.:weep:

yes well, that is a real peeve, my commiserations to you. Sit up and play x-box....you can pretend you're out riding.:2thumbsup

[Grubber]

yes well, that is a real peeve, my commiserations to you. Sit up and play x-box....you can pretend you're out riding.:2thumbsup

Heat lamp on...ahhh sunshine....what a great day for a ride. with a little imagination you can do so much.

[scumdog]

Bah humbug to the lot of you.....:(










:lol:

[Genie]

Bah humbug to the lot of you.....:(










:lol:

haha....bit late or are you getting in early for next year?

[Grubber]

[QUOTE=scumdog;1129591450]Bah humbug to the lot of you.....:(

Gettin a bit grumpy too i see...
Know what thats like!

[Dean]

My new greatest pet peeve, being embarrised by a Gn250.

Im in a garage with four experienced riders we are having a debate they are in defense of the Gn250. Well long story short they made me realise Gn250's are good bikes yes I said it 'good bikes' IF you do them up a bit. They installed a gps mount and a I-phone mount. They installed two cool looking predator spotlights to make up for the low beam the og gn makes. Putting in some sort of fast fuel mixture, and thinking of putting in a briggs n stratton turbo with NOS.

But wait there's more, you see I tell them the bike still preforms crappy - Oh how I was wrong!!

Experinced rider goes to the bottom of the driveway.....eh no biggie right? Then pulls a 12 0clock wheelstand between two cars that if I was riding normally Id have to slowly fit through the gap. HOLY POO NANNY

But to my relief this whole time the clutch was knackered, always slipping and lagging to boot in. This happened the second this rider hopped on it, so this proves it wasnt my ability that sucked in the "Gn250 cbd anger" thread.

Will put up a finished video of the Gn with everything in it were expecting big views. :)

[Genie]

My new greatest pet peeve, being embarrised by a Gn250.

Im in a garage with four experienced riders we are having a debate they are in defense of the Gn250. Well long story short they made me realise Gn250's are good bikes yes I said it 'good bikes' IF you do them up a bit. They installed a gps mount and a I-phone mount. They installed two cool looking predator spotlights to make up for the low beam the og gn makes. Putting in some sort of fast fuel mixture, and thinking of putting in a briggs n stratton turbo with NOS.

But wait there's more, you see I tell them the bike still preforms crappy - Oh how I was wrong!!

Experinced rider goes to the bottom of the driveway.....eh no biggie right? Then pulls a 12 0clock wheelstand between two cars that if I was riding normally Id have to slowly fit through the gap. HOLY POO NANNY

But to my relief this whole time the clutch was knackered, always slipping and lagging to boot in. This happened the second this rider hopped on it, so this proves it wasnt my ability that sucked in the "Gn250 cbd anger" thread.

Will put up a finished video of the Gn with everything in it were expecting big views. :)

Well - if that is your embarassement for the day, you're having a good day.

Hardly understand half of what you say...but I like the part about the wheelie!!!

[huff3r]

But to my relief this whole time the clutch was knackered, always slipping and lagging to boot in. This happened the second this rider hopped on it, so this proves it wasnt my ability that sucked in the "Gn250 cbd anger" thread.



We told you it was broked... :bleh:

[Genie]

I kinda don't like it much when I have to come home when I still want to be out riding....

[Maha]

Those utter pricks on passing lanes that only think their vehicle can pass others.
When they get to the 100mt merge sign, they realise they have not passed a thing and only then do they move to the left, leaving nothing for those who could have got passed with little room to do so, if any............fuckers!

[Genie]

Those utter pricks on passing lanes that only think their vehicle can pass others.
When they get to the 100mt merge sign, they realise they have not passed a thing and only then do they move to the left, leaving nothing for those who could have got passed with little room to do so, if any............fuckers!

oh Hunny, bad day out in the cage????

[Mom]

oh Hunny, bad day out in the cage????

Thank goodness for this thread, saves me from starting one of my own....

People that think it is cool to talk to you while they are sitting on the toilet!

HONESTLY!!! :puke:

[GOONR]

Pet peeve...

People behind the counter in a shop that refuse to put down the god damn phone when your waiting to be served... Do you want my cash or what!

[Her_C4]

Thank goodness for this thread, saves me from starting one of my own....

People that think it is cool to talk to you while they are sitting on the toilet!

HONESTLY!!! :puke:

Ha ha ha ha ha yep that one is RIGHT up there.... ha ha ha ha

[Mom]

Ha ha ha ha ha yep that one is RIGHT up there.... ha ha ha ha

Swear to God, this is one of the worst for me. Sometimes my Mother defies what is ok on so many levels. It is one thing to be told about it in technicolour detail while I am cooking after the fact, but to be present for the performance is beyond me. I love my Mommy but...

[huff3r]

Pet peeve...

People behind the counter in a shop that refuse to put down the god damn phone when your waiting to be served... Do you want my cash or what!

So do you want to be served instantly when in the store and forever put on hold when you call, or wait for people to finish their calls and not have to spend time on hold when its you calling?

Can't have it both ways sorry..

[GOONR]

So do you want to be served instantly when in the store and forever put on hold when you call, or wait for people to finish their calls and not have to spend time on hold when its you calling?

Can't have it both ways sorry..

Maybe I should have said local shops when trying to buy some milk or whatever, if the shop offers a 'service' as such then I don't mind.

[Genie]

So do you want to be served instantly when in the store and forever put on hold when you call, or wait for people to finish their calls and not have to spend time on hold when its you calling?

Can't have it both ways sorry..

not if it's a private call and the young tart is giggling like an idiot about the boy she pashed last night!!!!!!

[GOONR]

not if it's a private call and the young tart is giggling like an idiot about the boy she pashed last night!!!!!!

Yup, this one get's my goat as well..

[huff3r]

not if it's a private call and the young tart is giggling like an idiot about the boy she pashed last night!!!!!!

Ok that i fully understand! Unless i'm that boy :bleh:

[Mom]

not if it's a private call and the young tart is giggling like an idiot about the boy she pashed last night!!!!!!

Back in the olden days we actually were sent on a course on how to answer phones :yes:

If you are on your own and you have customers in person and calls to answer, "apparently" it is good manners to excuse yourself from your personal customer to answer a phone call, but you must say to the caller, Can you please hold the line for a moment. I remember those days :D

These days however it seems that you can be kept waiting while someone takes a personal call. How wude!

[Her_C4]

So do you want to be served instantly when in the store and forever put on hold when you call, or wait for people to finish their calls and not have to spend time on hold when its you calling?

Can't have it both ways sorry..

Oh I beg to differ - you can. It is called service.


Maybe I should have said local shops when trying to buy some milk or whatever, if the shop offers a 'service' as such then I don't mind.

That one is real pain. I once went into a local shop to buy a couple of pounds of butter (yes I AM that old), in full work gear. The shop asisstant was chatting away to someone near the back of the shop, glancing up at me several times in the process. After waiting about 6.5 minutes, I went over to her and excusing myself, I asked if I could be served as I was late for work. The darling looked me up and down and turned her back on me. I never went back.


not if it's a private call and the young tart is giggling like an idiot about the boy she pashed last night!!!!!!
Oh GOD yes - this is so painful, and they either turn their back on you (because apparently if they can't see you, you don't exist) or they refuse to look in your direction or acknowledge that you are waiting.


Back in the olden days we actually were sent on a course on how to answer phones :yes:

If you are on your own and you have customers in person and calls to answer, "apparently" it is good manners to excuse yourself from your personal customer to answer a phone call, but you must say to the caller, Can you please hold the line for a moment. I remember those days :D

These days however it seems that you can be kept waiting while someone takes a personal call. How wude!

There we go - yes I did the same course(s):sunny:

[Grubber]

Thank goodness for this thread, saves me from starting one of my own....

People that think it is cool to talk to you while they are sitting on the toilet!

HONESTLY!!! :puke:

YES!...Got a cleaner that dives into the mens loo when your doin the bizo and asks how your weekend was....Like i really want to discuss the weekend while right in the middle of doin the paper wipe section of the job.

[kwaka_crasher]

People that think it is cool to talk to you while they are sitting on the toilet!

HONESTLY!!! :puke:


Ha ha ha ha ha yep that one is RIGHT up there.... ha ha ha ha

What's wrong with that, exactly? It's called multitasking... perhaps you've heard of it?


YES!...Got a cleaner that dives into the mens loo when your doin the bizo and asks how your weekend was....Like i really want to discuss the weekend while right in the middle of doin the paper wipe section of the job.

It's a bit different when you're on the shitter and someone else INITIATES conversation...

[Foxzee]

not if it's a private call and the young tart is giggling like an idiot about the boy she pashed last night!!!!!!


opps....didn't think I was talking that loud...............:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Her_C4]

What's wrong with that, exactly? It's called multitasking... perhaps you've heard of it?

.

Good God!

Sarcasm? On KB?

Whatever next!! :Punk::shit:

[Maha]

People who are yawning/sneezing while exiting a shop at the same time you are entering that very same shop.....your breath smells of vindaloo and I really dont want any of your fucking germs! cover your mouths you bastards.

[slofox]

People who are yawning/sneezing while exiting a shop at the same time you are entering that very same shop.....your breath smells of vindaloo and I really dont want any of your fucking germs! cover your mouths you bastards.

Even worse, your dance partner sneezes, covering her face with her hand...and then offers you that hand to take up hold...:sick::puke:

I usually tell her to go boil it first...:ar15:

[Maha]

Even worse, your dance partner sneezes, covering her face with her hand...and then offers you that hand to take up hold...:sick::puke:

I usually tell her to go boil it first...:ar15:

'Go boil it' could become the new catch phrase.

[turtleman]

When playing cards (poker etc), people who lick their finger/s before dealing out the deck ! ick !:sick:

[Maha]

Toast crumbs in the butter!
If you cant take the requiered amount of butter to butter your toast, dont (FFS) wipe the rest back. Some other poor bastard has to then guide thier knife around the smear of crumb infested butter to get freash stuff. Dont make me come over there and slap you!

[Mom]

Toast crumbs in the butter!
If you cant take the requiered amount of butter to butter your toast, dont (FFS) wipe the rest back. Some other poor bastard has to then guide thier knife around the smear of crumb infested butter to get freash stuff. Dont make me come over there and slap you!

Ohhhhh :sick: imagine though the horror for me, of finding peanut butter, crumbed, butter smeared back into the container :puke:

[Mom]

When playing cards (poker etc), people who lick their finger/s before dealing out the deck ! ick !:sick:

Just spotted this one. How about the shop keeper that sneezes HUGELY into his hands just prior to serving you, looks at the ejected snot, attempts to wipe it on his pants and only then gets a tissue to deal with it. True story. Thankfully I had cash to pay and did not need change. How utterly revolting!

[Maha]

Me! sometimes I just piss myself off.

[Genie]

Holy hell, I do that all the time and sometimes I'm so slow on the uptake it's a week later before I realise what a dork I've been.
Just recently in fact, I'm still reeling from the stupidity and naivety of it all.

I don't think we're alone on this one.

[Genie]

People who make promises and don't stick to it.
People who say that "yes, I can do that, not a problem", when in fact they can't, it is a problem and they don't have the balls to inform you.
The one-eyed gits who can't remember that they too were once young.
Those that judge others when their own lives are complete fuck-ups and they should look at themselves before they go around trying to 'fix' somebody else.
and the inconsiderate pooh pooh heads who don't cleanup their own shit!!! (not literally)

[Big Dave]

Just spotted this one. How about the shop keeper that sneezes HUGELY into his hands just prior to serving you, looks at the ejected snot, attempts to wipe it on his pants and only then gets a tissue to deal with it. True story. Thankfully I had cash to pay and did not need change. How utterly revolting!

Difference between Aussies and Kiwis. You lot generally cop that sort of thing. So polite and understanding. In Oz we would just say - 'You are fucking kidding mate.'

[raftn]

Shops playing xmas carols,especially before Dec 1.

My ex taking my kids to Gold Coast for holiday(18mths ago)on my child support whilst I was struggling to make ends meet.Seems I must've been mad to pay when so many don't,ah well I have a conscience spose.

MAn do i knowthat feeling, Although she was nice enough to show me around her and hernew husbands $470000 yacht the other day. Well must go busking now so i can pay the rent!

[raftn]

Oh yeah.......just after a god shag and you drifting off to sleep and your partner asks you...."what are you thinking?"

[allycatz]

Bartenders who grab straws by the top (mouthpiece) and stick it in your glass....ick

[Genie]

When you have to have your dog put down.

[mashman]

When you have to have your dog put down.

Aye, I know that one. Sorry to hear it Genie. Nark, was mine, put down whilst i was at my dads on "holiday". He jumped up at one of my sisters friends faces and drew blood from her ear whilst licking her. Where's me dog mum... RIP dawg.

[nothingflash]

People who when you are mowing the lawns or washing the car say "You can mow/wash mine too if you like"

[twinbruva]

Or people who say "how about this heat" on a stinking hot day.
Or people who lick their fingers to open those bloody annoying plastic bags in the fruit and vege section of the supermarket and then go fondle food they don't actually buy. Grrrr.

[SMOKEU]

People who indicate right when going 'straight' through a roundabout piss me off.