Pet peeves

[Genie]

Don't ya just hate it when you go to hang out the washing and somebody left a tissue in their pocket....or even worser....a freaking little note book!!!

tell me.........what little things piss you off..................


oh and i really hate the toilet seat being left up...but then i am a girl!!!!:msn-wink:

[Tank]

Pet peeves.

Missus walking in to the en-suite without knocking to see if its free.

Pisses me off - esp when you are trying to bang out a quick mastie - puts you right off your stroke.

[Genie]

Pet peeves.

Missus walking in to the en-suite without knocking to see if its free.

Pisses me off - esp when you are trying to bang out a quick mastie - puts you right off your stroke.

ahem....if it's the missus.....shouldn't she chuck her laughing gear around it!!!!!!

[Trudes]

SO so so many things piss me off. People who use the last of the shit paper and don't replace, piles of books, papers, clothes and other shit that have a place to go but get piled in a corner or on a bench or somewhere. Just general inconsiderance from others and people who can never admit they're wrong about something, even when you know they know they are wrong but continue to argue that they are right, ignorant fucktards! *breathe* :laugh:

[CookMySock]

ahem....if it's the missus.....shouldn't she chuck her laughing gear around it!!!!!!She would, but it'd get stuck between her teeth.. :laugh:

Steve

[steel001]

Fat chicks and even more so the complacency of fat chicks in NZ....

Personnal image is one thing, and I'm all for this 'Feel good about yourself' shit but for fuck sakes if your fat dont wear hipster jeans and a crop top!

That and pictures on the wall that aren't straight, and text language "Wt u up 2 2nite", that shit really pisses me off.

But mostly it's the fat chicks.

[Foxzee]

Smelly Boyz...........:rofl::rofl:

[Grubber]

Hey Genie....I so get the tissue in the pocket thing. They should do their own washing the little buggers...Just clean the windows in time to see the stupid dog try and climb the first clean one available after he has done the hundred mile an hour trip round the muddy garden.F&%$#n stupid dog.

[Genie]

SO so so many things piss me off. People who use the last of the shit paper and don't replace, piles of books, papers, clothes and other shit that have a place to go but get piled in a corner or on a bench or somewhere. Just general inconsiderance from others and people who can never admit they're wrong about something, even when you know they know they are wrong but continue to argue that they are right, ignorant fucktards! *breathe* :laugh:

go girl....let it out.....yeeha!!!

[Genie]

Hey Genie....I so get the tissue in the pocket thing. They should do their own washing the little buggers...Just clean the windows in time to see the stupid dog try and climb the first clean one available after he has done the hundred mile an hour trip round the muddy garden.F&%$#n stupid dog.

oh yes...and the children's sticky fingers...and even the whole suck face thing!!!!!!!

[Mully]

ahem....if it's the missus.....shouldn't she chuck her laughing gear around it!!!!!!

I like you more and more, the longer you're a member.

I must introduce you to Miss Mully.

[Genie]

I like you more and more, the longer you're a member.

I must introduce you to Miss Mully.

ahem....would she assist you in this predicament!!!! I''m thinking...yes!!!!

[rustic101]

People who do not:


shower twice a day,
have clean finger nails,
wash their hands after a bathroom stop,
wash their clothes,
take pride in their appearance

It might be me but all toiletries must be aligned and in height order

O and finally (not really) people that leave pubes in the soap.. Come on people have you not heard of 'a Sack, back and crack wax!!!'

[Mully]

ahem....would she assist you in this predicament!!!! I''m thinking...yes!!!!

I need you to teach her your logic.

[Owl]

Going to bed and finding your missus stretched out like a starfish with the covers off and electric blanket set on MAX.:angry2:

[Grubber]

People who do not:


shower twice a day,
have clean finger nails,
wash their hands after a bathroom stop,
wash their clothes,
take pride in their appearance

It might be me but all toiletries must be aligned and in height order

O and finally (not really) people that leave pubes in the soap.. Come on people have you not heard of 'a Sack, back and crack wax!!!'
Oh yea...the soap thing...forgot about that...no wife now, so problem gone..Hmmmm actually a lot of problems gone now...funny how that works.

[rustic101]

I am single and live alone so can only piss myself off. However I have schizophrenia so can cope with dealing to myself :argue:

[Foxzee]

Going to bed and finding your missus stretched out like a starfish with the covers off and electric blanket set on MAX.:angry2:

Well if ya got off KB you might stand a fighting chance.....LOL...:clap:

[Skyryder]

Don't ya just hate it when you go to hang out the washing and somebody left a tissue in their pocket....or even worser....a freaking little note book!!!

tell me.........what little things piss you off..................


oh and i really hate the toilet seat being left up...but then i am a girl!!!!:msn-wink:


The dunny paper put on back to front.


Spring loaded washing pegs.

Dicks turning left and have the right of way by turning into the left hand lane.


Cell phones ringing in the movies.



Skyryder

[Tink]

Don't ya just hate it when you go to hang out the washing and somebody left a tissue in their pocket....or even worser....a freaking little note book!!!

tell me.........what little things piss you off..................


oh and i really hate the toilet seat being left up...but then i am a girl!!!!:msn-wink:

My daughter leaves her bus ticket in her pocket.. money down the literally drain...arg.

toilet seat ... no drama... two loos... mind you when they do it on purpose in my loo arg.

I hate it when the bathroom is surposed to be womans work... YE RIGHT grrr:argue:

[Mom]

Don't ya just hate it when you go to hang out the washing and somebody left a tissue in their pocket....or even worser....a freaking little note book!!!

tell me.........what little things piss you off..................


oh and i really hate the toilet seat being left up...but then i am a girl!!!!:msn-wink:

Kids cutting their toe nails and leaving the clippings on the coffee table and pissing off back to their fathers for a week!

[Genie]

Kids cutting their toe nails and leaving the clippings on the coffee table and pissing off back to their fathers for a week!

hey thanks mum....xxx


i needed to laugh...that one had me cackling like witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kevfromcoro]

Things you buy.. like chocky bars .. drinks.... blister wrapped things ....that you need a swiss army knife to open

[XxKiTtiExX]

When Dan leaves the toilet seat up (something to do with small bums and almost falling in the toilet when you get up to go while you're still half asleep).

[wickle]

wankers who stop in the middle of the road to ohh and ahh over the bloody Christmas lights all the other wankers seem to have to put all over they bloody houses, creating light pollution.

[Genie]

wankers who stop in the middle of the road to ohh and ahh over the bloody Christmas lights all the other wankers seem to have to put all over they bloody houses, creating light pollution.

best you stay home for the next 2 weeks, the loopies are on the road again. we have a couple of lite up houses down the road and .......there were 2 accidents last year, wonder how many this year!!!!!

[crazyhorse]

Don't ya just hate it when you go to hang out the washing and somebody left a tissue in their pocket....
Had that the other day too - and it was through all my good clothes too grrrrrrr!!!:nono:


SO so so many things piss me off. :laugh:
:clap: You crack me up - yip, the list is long.............


oh yes...and the children's sticky fingers...
Doesn't stop with children's sticky fingers - teenagers, who have to push the CLEAN glass to open the window, instead of using that thing called a handle that protrudes next to where she pushes on the glass ....:argue:


Kids cutting their toe nails and leaving the clippings on the coffee table and pissing off back to their fathers for a week!
Not to mention not tidying up prior to running out the door and leaving you pick up their crap......:nono:


...... almost falling in the toilet when you get up to go while you're still half asleep).
I can sooooo relate to this............ esp as I don't turn on the lights, but now feel to make sure seat is down :laugh:

[davebullet]

People who masturbate in pubic.

Seriously.... Kids have breakfast and make a mess all over the bloody bench, but only wipe up the area they were sitting at (or just around the bowl).

People who just talk for the sake of it.

People who always ask you how you are - the whole "I'm good, how are you? I'm good" FFS. Smalltalk is only good as a computer language.

[Owl]

People who always ask you how you are - the whole "I'm good, how are you? I'm good" FFS. Smalltalk is only good as a computer language.

So, how are you?:whistle:

[Cheshire Cat]

People who always ask you how you are - the whole "I'm good, how are you? I'm good" FFS. Smalltalk is only good as a computer language.

Agreed!!

If you have something to say, fucking say it!!



people who say I don't know all the time.

and I forgot

bad B.O at work

Shit coffee

Ignorance

[Pussy]

So, how are you?:whistle:
Nice day, isn't it?.....

[Cheshire Cat]

Hey Genie....I so get the tissue in the pocket thing. They should do their own washing the little buggers...Just clean the windows in time to see the stupid dog try and climb the first clean one available after he has done the hundred mile an hour trip round the muddy garden.F&%$#n stupid dog.

HAHA my mum would say "bobby pins in the washing mashine!! my daughter leaves them in her pocket and I have to pull the washing mashine apart to get them out!!":spanking:

[Owl]

Nice day, isn't it?.....

Not here, but better than yesterday! And I will do the Pahiatua Track today:yes:...............:msn-wink:

[Maha]

Don't ya just hate it when you go to hang out the washing and somebody left a tissue in their pocket....or even worser....a freaking little note book!!!

tell me.........what little things piss you off..................


oh and i really hate the toilet seat being left up...but then i am a girl!!!!:msn-wink:

See I always put the toilet seat back down....:niceone:

One thing I cant not stand also involves the little room.
The toilet paper has to roll outwards, not backwards (ie: down the wall) even if I go to someones house and its not how it should be, I change it...:cool:

[ynot slow]

Shops playing xmas carols,especially before Dec 1.

My ex taking my kids to Gold Coast for holiday(18mths ago)on my child support whilst I was struggling to make ends meet.Seems I must've been mad to pay when so many don't,ah well I have a conscience spose.

[Genie]

See I always put the toilet seat back down....:niceone:

One thing I cant not stand also involves the little room.
The toilet paper has to roll outwards, not backwards (ie: down the wall) even if I go to someones house and its not how it should be, I change it...:cool:

OMG.....i do the same thing!

[Genie]

Shops playing xmas carols,especially before Dec 1.

My ex taking my kids to Gold Coast for holiday(18mths ago)on my child support whilst I was struggling to make ends meet.Seems I must've been mad to pay when so many don't,ah well I have a conscience spose.

At least she took the kids...would have been rude if she hadn't.

On behalf of mothers like me...thanks for paying...my ex does too and it certainly makes our life better. We just luff him!!!!

[Maha]

OMG.....i do the same thing!

My coat hangers have to facing inwards, every single one of them without exception, is that taking things a tad to far? Nope, its the way they were designed to be hung, easy to remove, easy to put back....:rolleyes:

[Pussy]

See I always put the toilet seat back down....:niceone:

One thing I cant not stand also involves the little room.
The toilet paper has to roll outwards, not backwards (ie: down the wall) even if I go to someones house and its not how it should be, I change it...:cool:

You are quite incorrect, Maha. You "over rollers" have got it ALL WRONG!

[Genie]

My coat hangers have to facing inwards, every single one of them without exception, is that taking things a tad to far? Nope, its the way they were designed to be hung, easy to remove, easy to put back....:rolleyes:

oh shit...now you're scaring me......

[Genie]

You are quite incorrect, Maha. You "over rollers" have got it ALL WRONG!

ahem....correction. easier to find the end of the roll if it's on the outside!

[Mom]

You are quite incorrect, Maha. You "over rollers" have got it ALL WRONG!

Well there was a time that we used to play swap the toilet roll over at every visit to the little room, in the end I rolled over so to speak :D


oh shit...now you're scaring me......

What he neglected to mention is that the shirts all have to be facing the same way too :weird:

[lb99]

LOOK before you sit, just like blokes do, its not my fault if you fall in cause you didnt look, its not that hard to set it up the way you want before you use it

man haters, I am sorry that you have been burned, but really, its not my fault.

blokes that sulk like a little girl, and have tantrums, I don't care who you are if you carry on like that you WILL get a tune up

wimmin who sulk, see above

people in hock up to their eyeballs for toys, who then go onandonandon about how poor they are.

poor me fat people, hey youre fat, either get over it or do something about it

people who complain that the lotto draw isnt fair (well duhhh)

other peoples kids (or pets) who can do no wrong, but we all know the truth don't we.

taggers

parents who let their young kids play on the street when they have a perfectly good back yard to play in.

bad drivers

people who wreck prefectly good stuff for fun

watch this space (my head hurts now)

[Pussy]

Well there was a time that we used to play swap the toilet roll over at every visit to the little room, in the end I rolled over so to speak :D





Don't surrender to the over rollers, Mom!
Rise above it!!

[Owl]

See I always put the toilet seat back down....:niceone:

One thing I cant not stand also involves the little room.
The toilet paper has to roll outwards, not backwards (ie: down the wall) even if I go to someones house and its not how it should be, I change it...:cool:

Why do people get so funny about toilet rolls?:rolleyes:

I still say it's easier just to hold the end, throw the roll at the wall, catch on return and you have just the right amount. Great for the cricket reflex's!:yes:

[Genie]

Well there was a time that we used to play swap the toilet roll over at every visit to the little room, in the end I rolled over so to speak :D



What he neglected to mention is that the shirts all have to be facing the same way too :weird:

hmmmm.....oh dear.....another freak like me.
The order the clothes hang in as well, dresses, skirts, jeans, then necklaces, halter tops, summer tops, warmer tops, long sleeved tops, jackets.....hmm and they are all in their colours.

[yungatart]

Another involving the little room...boys who miss the bowl, pee all over the floor, which I then walk in, with my bare feet!!! Gross...
(And, yes, the loo paper has to oll over the top, too)
A badly made bed...the wrinkles must be smoothed out, FFS

Telemarketers.

People who chew with their mouth open....

[Highlander]

HAHA my mum would say "bobby pins in the washing mashine!! my daughter leaves them in her pocket and I have to pull the washing mashine apart to get them out!!":spanking:

I had a rant :Pokey: and showed my girls how to unblock the pump, then told them it was their problem from now on I wasn't doing it again.

Since then not one blockage. Should have done it years ago.

On the toilet seat thing, I told my wife if she leaves the car seat forward (so I crutch myself on the steering wheel trying to get in), I'd leave the toilet seat up. Now I don't drive much anyway so I don't care, but 20 years out numbered by girls in the house I have got into the habit of putting the seat down anyway.

[Skyryder]

wankers who stop in the middle of the road to ohh and ahh over the bloody Christmas lights all the other wankers seem to have to put all over they bloody houses, creating light pollution.

Bloody Ameicana. And the dorks who place lights on trees and think this improves the tree. Another American idea that seems to be catching on with councils. They need a lesson on lighting up trees from the New Plymouth Council. They do a great light show at Christmas time. Worth a a visit just to see.


Skyryder

[Maha]

hmmmm.....oh dear.....another freak like me.
The order the clothes hang in as well, dresses, skirts, jeans, then necklaces, halter tops, summer tops, warmer tops, long sleeved tops, jackets.....hmm and they are all in their colours.

My halter tops go in the draw.


Why do people get so funny about toilet rolls?:rolleyes:

I still say it's easier just to hold the end, throw the roll at the wall, catch on return and you have just the right amount. Great for the cricket reflex's!:yes:

Its mathmatically proven that you save 6% on every bog roll by using the roll over technique (you use more being a wall roller) :msn-wink:


Don't surrender to the over rollers, Mom!
Rise above it!!

Conform is the word Pussy...I think 'the law' is a bit OTT of a term to use but you get my dift...:clap:

[Maha]

Another involving the little room...boys who miss the bowl, pee all over the floor, which I then walk in, with my bare feet!!! Gross...
(And, yes, the loo paper has to oll over the top, too)
A badly made bed...the wrinkles must be smoothed out, FFS

Telemarketers.

People who chew with their mouth open....

Farting in your friends direction is ok with you then?

[yungatart]

Farting in your friends direction is ok with you then?

Farting, when done properly, is an art!
I'm all for a good fart...almost as good as a ROOT!

A fart shared with a good friend is a wondrous thing :clap:

[Pussy]

Farting, when done properly, is an art!
I'm all for a good fart...almost as good as a ROOT!

A fart shared with a good friend is a wondrous thing :clap:

They only smell for the benefit of the deaf....

[Genie]

Farting, when done properly, is an art!
I'm all for a good fart...almost as good as a ROOT!

A fart shared with a good friend is a wondrous thing :clap:

i'd much rather the root thanks, glad you said almost!!

though i don't see any comparsion between the two.

[yungatart]

i'd much rather the root thanks, glad you said almost!!

though i don't see any comparsion between the two.


Both, if done correctly, can be immensely satisfying, don't you think? Both leave you with that warm glow....

[Foxzee]

i'd much rather the root thanks, glad you said almost!!

O no and a new twist begins.........LOL:blank:

[Owl]

Farting, when done properly, is an art!
I'm all for a good fart...almost as good as a ROOT!

A fart shared with a good friend is a wondrous thing :clap:

Yeah, but what about fart poachers?

You know, when you do a goody in an enclosed space, quietly snigger and enjoy before it hits everyone else. Then after the hit, some prick claims the fart as theirs and you're left wondering if you've been sitting there enjoying your fart or theirs:sick:

Pussy's a pilot, so he'll understand!:msn-wink:

[yungatart]

Yeah, but what about fart poachers?

You know, when you do a goody in an enclosed space, quietly snigger and enjoy before it hits everyone else. Then after the hit, some prick claims the fart as theirs and you're left wondering if you've been sitting there enjoying your fart or theirs:sick:

Pussy's a pilot, so he'll understand!:msn-wink:

Fart poachers? Never heard of 'em...I must move in classier circles than you....none of my friends/associates would dare claim one of mine as theirs, although I do get blamed quite regularly when I am innocent :msn-wink:

[Pussy]

Pussy's a pilot, so he'll understand!:msn-wink:

Sadly, the smell of Jet-A1 in the cockpit masks what could have been some rippers! :(

[Fatt Max]

Pet peeves.

Missus walking in to the en-suite without knocking to see if its free.

Pisses me off - esp when you are trying to bang out a quick mastie - puts you right off your stroke.

Yeah I hate that as well mate,

Your missus has walked in on me a few times while I've been having a Sherman in your en suite, fecking annoying

Feel for you bro', cuddles here whenever you need them

[pzkpfw]

Pretty much everything pisses me off, so just the ones I remember from this week:

People who push push push push push the pedestrian crossing buttons.

Supermarket staff who use "the claw" technique to handle my bread.

Shop staff who say "OK, go now" when I'm waiting for the EFT-POS terminal to tell me to swipe my card.

[Pussy]

Shop staff who say "OK, go now" when I'm waiting for the EFT-POS terminal to tell me to swipe my card.

I hate those shop assitant BASTARDS that hold on to your EFTPOS card till the very last moment, instead of giving it back as soon as they've swiped it....

[Owl]

Sadly, the smell of Jet-A1 in the cockpit masks what could have been some rippers! :(

How could you forget?:rolleyes: I was referring to your Nelson days!:msn-wink:

[Pussy]

How could you forget?:rolleyes: I was referring to your Nelson days!:msn-wink:

OMG! Flashback!.... Why is it that you meatbombs used to eat roadkill possums anyway, Owl?
The 185 I first started dropping meatbombs from thankfully DIDN'T have an inflight door... got rid of the aroma pretty quick!


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=335&pictureid=36879

[Fatt Max]

We've been picking on this twat at work, constant peeving...

Every day for the last 6 weeks we have been emptying the dude's stapler. He goes to use it and finds no staples...he started to laugh it off but last week he reached boiling point and and fucking lost it big time, shouting and roaring like a demented 5 year old he he.

If the reaction was not so funny then we would have stopped....but it was funny, se we carried on.

The next plan is to put his stapler in a jelly, now that is fun.

BTW, this guy used to be a biker till his missus stopped him. He told me the other day that the ACC increases are good for the biking community because it will make us "safer and more viable road users"

What the fuck is a 'Viable Road User?"

...and he votes National.....

[Genie]

We've been picking on this twat at work, constant peeving...

Every day for the last 6 weeks we have been emptying the dude's stapler. He goes to use it and finds no staples...he started to laugh it off but last week he reached boiling point and and fucking lost it big time, shouting and roaring like a demented 5 year old he he.

If the reaction was not so funny then we would have stopped....but it was funny, se we carried on.

The next plan is to put his stapler in a jelly, now that is fun.

BTW, this guy used to be a biker till his missus stopped him. He told me the other day that the ACC increases are good for the biking community because it will make us "safer and more viable road users"

What the fuck is a 'Viable Road User?"

...and he votes National.....


glad i don't work with you....i'd have slapped you on day 2!!!!!

[taff1954]

Bloody Ameicana.

At last - I'm not the only one after all

Other pet peeves:
Getting text messages from people asking ME to ring THEM
Telemarketers
A full supermarket and only 1 checkout open, and half a dozen staff lounging round gas-bagging or texting (each other, probably)
Idiots parking their 4 x 4 complete with boat and trailer across 6 parking slots at the supermarket, including the disabled ones.

[Fatt Max]

Hopefully a few solutions to your peeves my Welsh friend


At last - I'm not the only one after all

Other pet peeves:
Getting text messages from people asking ME to ring THEM - Text them back and say Sorry, dont have your number, that really fucks with their mind

Telemarketers - Ask them to ring back in 10 minutes when the home owner will be in, then when they do put on a really dodgy voice and ask them to come over and present in person because you and your biker mates like 'fresh meat'

A full supermarket and only 1 checkout open, and half a dozen staff lounging round gas-bagging or texting (each other, probably) - Load up three trolleys full of assorted goods and just abandom them, they fucking HATE that

Idiots parking their 4 x 4 complete with boat and trailer across 6 parking slots at the supermarket, including the disabled ones - secretly disconnect the boat from the trailer and watch them drive away

[taff1954]

Hopefully a few solutions to your peeves my Welsh friend

We've done the one with the trolleys - and you're right, they hate it.

And when people text me to call them I always call back on their home number, if they're local - free call, of course - and leave a ' returning your call message'. Works almost every time.

[peasea]

I hate;

Waking up early on a rainy day.
Patrick.
Running out of gas on a rainy day.
Patrick.
Running out of booze on any day.
Patrick.
ACC levies.
Patrick.
Religious peddlars.
Patrick.
Hone Harawera and his ilk.
Patrick.
Two stroke engines.
Patrick.
Small boats.
Patrick.
Piha Rescue coz they should just stop rescuing fuckwits.
Patrick.
Lastly....Patrick.

Otherwise I love every minute of every day.:love:

[Virago]

...Patrick...Patrick...Patrick...Patrick...Patrick ...Patrick...Patrick...Patrick...Patrick...Patrick ...

Dude. Have you ever considered getting a life...?

[peasea]

Dude. Have you ever considered getting a life...?

I've got a ripper of a life, thanks for asking and thanks also for taking an interest in my posts. :Pokey:

[Owl]

Dude. Have you ever considered getting a life...?

While I don't have an issue with Patrick, peasea's post was pretty funny!

:rofl:

[nighthawk]

Another involving the little room...boys who miss the bowl, pee all over the floor, which I then walk in, with my bare feet!!! Gross...
(And, yes, the loo paper has to oll over the top, too)

I work with mainly blokes and have been known to say on more than one occassion,If you gonna piss on the floor FFs sit down so the rest of us don't have to swim to the bowl....GGGGRRRRR:nono:

[nighthawk]

Farting, when done properly, is an art!
I'm all for a good fart...almost as good as a ROOT!

A fart shared with a good friend is a wondrous thing :clap:

AAAHHHH product endorsement is a wonderful thing......:clap:

[Dean]

Having to pay a grand in repairs for sprockets, rear tyre, chain, rear brake pad, disc. :(

Watching mates and others go out on their bikes while I stay inside temporarily without a bike thinking "I wish I was out with them today" :(

Travelling very far for job interviews then find out I didnt get the position. :(

Real dad always talks to me about his latest "sex escapades or records he set" when he picks me up in his Hilux. And inviting me to the pub to meet all the "women that keep him in Hellensville". Having to listen to the women tell me "Bill's a great, amazing man". :( Sounds kinda funny though doesent it lol he's like NZ's younger Hugh Heffner. Oh and Peasea - He's buying a Harley. ^7^

[gatch]

SO so so many things piss me off. People who use the last of the shit paper and don't replace, piles of books, papers, clothes and other shit that have a place to go but get piled in a corner or on a bench or somewhere. Just general inconsiderance from others and people who can never admit they're wrong about something, even when you know they know they are wrong but continue to argue that they are right, ignorant fucktards! *breathe* :laugh:

Sounds like my flatmate, I'd choke him out if he wasn't 6'4" and 95kg..

[Insanity_rules]

Things that piss me off.....

Clowns
Grape Jelly
Cheap tissue boxes
Speed Camera's
The Moon
Purple
Wine coolers
Romania
Bike shorts
Christmas Deco's in October
Celine Dion
Telemarketers
Lime cordial
The number 11
Estonian food
Boy Leg undies (On women)
Genesis energy
Shaving my back
Toyota vans with curtains
Being T-bagged when you pass out at a party
Blue toilet paper
Gas central heating
The Tainuia Tavern
Evan Morris
Scientology
Grimace
Turkey Gravy
Dull knives
Animal cruelty

And

Prince Charles

[Trudes]

Things that piss me off.....


Toyota vans with curtains



Ahh the Samoan Sleepout.

[Foxzee]

MEN...where has their logic gone..........

[Insanity_rules]

MEN...where has their logic gone..........

Logic? We are perfectly logical. We just like driving women up the wall.

[Foxzee]

Logic? We are perfectly logical. We just like driving women up the wall.

You have gone to far I'm past the wall...get me of the farken roof!!!!!!!

LOL......

[Insanity_rules]

You have gone to far I'm past the wall...get me of the farken roof!!!!!!!

LOL......

Do ya need a hug mate? There must be a story that goes with this peeve so cummon, spill.

[roadracingoldfart]

I hate ......

Bloody Tampon ads during dinner. i needed to see that, thanks
The apprentice wearing his pants down so low his boxers show. bloody ass crack at its worst
People that call you and say "guess what happened to me today " . i hate guessing games
Quotes like "New and Improved" thats just silly
Names like "the Otaki Maori Racing Club " . do they really race Maoris?





.

[roadracingoldfart]

MEN...where has their logic gone..........


Some friggen bitch stole it from us most likely.. :nono::rolleyes:

[rustic101]

Things that piss me off.....

Clowns
Grape Jelly
Cheap tissue boxes
Speed Camera's
The Moon
Purple
Wine coolers
Romania
Bike shorts
Christmas Deco's in October
Celine Dion
Telemarketers
Lime cordial
The number 11
Estonian food
Boy Leg undies (On women)
Genesis energy
Shaving my back
Toyota vans with curtains
Being T-bagged when you pass out at a party
Blue toilet paper
Gas central heating
The Tainuia Tavern
Evan Morris
Scientology
Grimace
Turkey Gravy
Dull knives
Animal cruelty

And

Prince Charles

So just to get this straight.

If Evan Morris, a telemarketer and avid scientologist turned up to your house in his Purple Toyota van with curtains; pumping out Celine Dion on the stereo, while supping lime cordial casually disguised as a wine cooler and wearing his tight black lycra bike shorts and dressed like a clown holding a pate of grape jelly in his moon shaped eyes offering you a Romanian turkey Gravy which he purchased at the Tainuia Tavern, which had actually been advertised incorrectly as an Estoinian food dish, was to ask to borrow a cheap box of tissues because the blue toilet paper gave he used to clean himself up with when passing the speed camera gave him a rash when her wore his girlfriends boylegs (undies) because the night before he was out looking at the Christmas deco that was put up in October at number 11 down the street simply because genesis enery had turned the gas central heating off in his house which meant he had to go out also wearing his girlfriends animal cruelty tee shirt while carrying dull knives offering to shave your back and give you a T-Bag while you were awake would piss you off?

Or

Is it that you really wanted a Prince Albert, but got a Prince Charles?

:clap:

[Foxzee]

Do ya need a hug mate? There must be a story that goes with this peeve so cummon, spill.

Yup...a big one hug is required.....

[peasea]

So just to get this straight.

If Evan Morris, a telemarketer and avid scientologist turned up to your house in his Purple Toyota van with curtains; pumping out Celine Dion on the stereo, while supping lime cordial casually disguised as a wine cooler and wearing his tight black lycra bike shorts and dressed like a clown holding a pate of grape jelly in his moon shaped eyes offering you a Romanian turkey Gravy which he purchased at the Tainuia Tavern, which had actually been advertised incorrectly as an Estoinian food dish, was to ask to borrow a cheap box of tissues because the blue toilet paper gave he used to clean himself up with when passing the speed camera gave him a rash when her wore his girlfriends boylegs (undies) because the night before he was out looking at the Christmas deco that was put up in October at number 11 down the street simply because genesis enery had turned the gas central heating off in his house which meant he had to go out also wearing his girlfriends animal cruelty tee shirt while carrying dull knives offering to shave your back and give you a T-Bag while you were awake would piss you off?

Or

Is it that you really wanted a Prince Albert, but got a Prince Charles?

:clap:

That would have to give you one very large dribbling problem.

[SMOKEU]

Fat chicks wearing mini skirts who think that they are really hot is what pisses me off.

[Fatt Max]

Fat chicks wearing mini skirts who think that they are really hot is what pisses me off.

They give me the horn actually

What pisses me off about them is when they decide to go on a diet....

[Genie]

when you cut your index finger and it makes everything tricky

[Insanity_rules]

That would have to give you one very large dribbling problem.

I'll f'n say!

[Molly]

Pet peeve? Littering.

To me it says: <i>"I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about NZ. I don't give a fuck about shitting in my own back yard. I'm scum."</i>

:nono:

[Maha]

Onions piss me off.....:mad:

Oh, and Mushrooms!....:nono:

[ManDownUnder]

Cleaning the splatter off the bowl following a night on the curry...

[ManDownUnder]

People without timing, trying to tell jokes

People trying to tell jokes then forgetting the essential bit and giving the punchline anyway, as if it somehow retreives their dignity

[Genestho]

....whingers....:whistle:

haha, seriously - no pet peeves here sorry 'it happens' :msn-wink:

[Foxzee]

MEN..............

God is anyone hearing me....lol

[Maha]

when you cut your index finger and it makes everything tricky

Prick your finger or finger your Prick?...some things just dont add up.


MEN..............

God is anyone hearing me....lol


Thought God was a chick?.....:rolleyes:

[steel001]

MEN..............

God is anyone hearing me....lol

I think someone already said 'whinging women' but thanks anyway...

[Tank]

What causes me more arguments than anything.

People who move to NZ then spend all their time moaning about how much better it was 'back home'.

Thats my biggest piss off out of the lot.

[huff3r]

Pet peeve? Littering.

To me it says: <i>"I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about NZ. I don't give a fuck about shitting in my own back yard. I'm scum."</i>

:nono:

And people who moan about littering whilst they casually flick their cigarette butt on the ground! I mean FFS they dont even seem to realise how hypocritical they are being!!

Does anyone else notice how nasty any place looks once its littered with cigarette butts? I don't mind people smoking if they want to, but deal with it appropriately!

[kwaka_crasher]

People who always ask you how you are - the whole "I'm good, how are you? I'm good" FFS. Smalltalk is only good as a computer language.

That's pretty close to the top of my list. What a waste of time. I don't say it because I really don't give a shit how you are or how your day is going or what you've been up to and I'm very sincere in that.

This one twit I couldn't avoid since he was working somewhere I had to go regularly used to always relex out a "Gidday, mate. How's it going?" every time I was within audible distance.

I did find that a curt reply "No better for you having fucking well asked" had some limited effect but so desperate was this idiot for someone to accept him that it wasn't a lasting effect.

[Fatt Max]

What causes me more arguments than anything.

People who move to NZ then spend all their time moaning about how much better it was 'back home'.

Thats my biggest piss off out of the lot.

With you there mate. The only thing I dislike about NZ is the amount of pommies here who moan about the place...gets fair right up my hooter.

I came here from London in '98 and fecking love it....would never go back to live.

[Dodgyiti]

I never realised how bitter I was 'till I found myself in agreement with a lot of these peeves, no bling left to give.

But some are pretty borderline obsessive compulsive.

my top 3

Fat NZ, it's embarrasing, get off your arses and get into shape so we can get back to laughing and pointing at the Americans and Aussies again.

Littering, disrespectful. If you feel that way about NZ, then fuck off somewhere else.

Born and bread Kiwis affecting an American accent, hearing it mostly in the under 20's. If you like America so much, fuck off over there. OOh, you can't afford to? Minimum wage not enough to make the airfare? Well just fuck off then.

[Pussy]

Born and bread Kiwis affecting an American accent, hearing it mostly in the under 20's. If you like America so much, fuck off over there. OOh, you can't afford to? Minimum wage not enough to make the airfare? Well just fuck off then.
Right with you, there!
Increasingly, aeroplanes are being referred to as "airplanes". NZ ISN'T the USA!

[Genie]

i also get annoyed when

1. Drivers don't indicate
2. Children that don't listen until i yell at them!!!
3. Men who just don't listen
4. When you take your car to the mechanic because of a noise and it won't make the noise
5. Your period comes just when you don't want it
6. You run out of alcohol just as you're having a fun fun time
7. You fall in love only to find out he already has a gf.
8. When you're trying to impress somebody and you trip over thin air!
9. You turn the tap on and the top blows off.
10. You're just drifting off to sleep and the neighbours V8 is idling out your window.
11. When someone uses my stuff and doesn't return it or put it back where it belongs.
12. People that talk to me when i'm listening to my MP3.
13. People that ask how am I, when in fact that really doon't want to know....I tell them anyway, in great detail.
14. Fake people
15. when the bourban is finished.

[huff3r]

Oooh another one...

Getting bling with a little message attached and not knowing who its from :(
Sucks being new here :lol:

[avgas]

14. Fake people
Me too!
Bloody Oprah singers
http://buzznewsroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/blow_up_doll_twin.jpg

[Genie]

Oooh another one...

Getting bling with a little message attached and not knowing who its from :(
Sucks being new here :lol:

come on man.....it's like having a secret admirer

[Genie]

come on man.....it's like having a secret admirer

to whoever...not creepy.....exciting and it's also funny to be the anonymous one

[huff3r]

to whoever...not creepy.....exciting and it's also funny to be the anonymous one

See? Thats what i mean... can't reply to messages like that if you don't know who they are from :lol:

[EgliHonda]

Bog roll must roll over the top
Shirts must be hung same way round, hangars pointed in
Pegs must not have springs
Pegs must be the same colour
Wife must be reasonable in her demands and not have random moments of insanity

Not doing too well with No 5, I must admit...

[Cheshire Cat]

i also get annoyed when

1. Drivers don't indicate
2. Children that don't listen until i yell at them!!!
3. Men who just don't listen
4. When you take your car to the mechanic because of a noise and it won't make the noise
5. Your period comes just when you don't want it
6. You run out of alcohol just as you're having a fun fun time
7. You fall in love only to find out he already has a gf.
8. When you're trying to impress somebody and you trip over thin air!
9. You turn the tap on and the top blows off.
10. You're just drifting off to sleep and the neighbours V8 is idling out your window.
11. When someone uses my stuff and doesn't return it or put it back where it belongs.
12. People that talk to me when i'm listening to my MP3.
13. People that ask how am I, when in fact that really doon't want to know....I tell them anyway, in great detail.
14. Fake people
15. when the bourban is finished.

yea yea yea and flirts, paranoia, liars!!!

[Genie]

yea yea yea and flirts, paranoia, liars!!!

oops...i'm a flirt and i'm paranoid that eveyone hates me so i lie

[Cheshire Cat]

oops...i'm a flirt and i'm paranoid that eveyone hates me so i lie

you sound like raj lmao


oh and... ending sentences with xx and xxx. kissy kiss.fine if you know the person and its a joke or whatever but fuck thats anoying 14yr old bs.

and people who think theyre the shit when they're not.

when people use the wrong to, too,two's and there and they're.

[XxKiTtiExX]

When some unknown person at work would come in for nightshift but rather than taking a dump before they came to work they save it up for when they got to work.
Try being heavily pregnant, and not being able to take a leak before you have to drive 30 minutes home.

Yeah, yeah a crap I hear you say. But when the smog "still" hasn't cleared after an hour you gotta wonder!!





:sick:

[Foxzee]

and people who think theyre the shit when they're not.

Hahaha...there is a few round this site.....LOL:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Pussy]

when people use the wrong to, too,two's and there and they're.

... and people who say "should of" or "could of".... makes NO grammatical sense :scratch:

[Genie]

they're everywhere!!!!!

they know everything, love the sound of their own voice..... blah blah blah

[slofox]

People who cannot go anywhere or for any length of time without some noise maker plugged into their ears...

Must be scared of silence or perhaps there's nothing else inside the head huh..?


EDIT: Oh...and getting to your favourite corner on a ride only to find some slowarse dork in a cage creeping along and blocking your line...bastards!

[pzkpfw]

When some unknown person at work would come in for nightshift but rather than taking a dump before they came to work they save it up for when they got to work.

A guy I used to work with lived alone.

He never took a dump at home.

By doing it only at work, he reasoned he didn't have to clean his toilet.

[Grubber]

At least she took the kids...would have been rude if she hadn't.

On behalf of mothers like me...thanks for paying...my ex does too and it certainly makes our life better. We just luff him!!!!

Yea ditto on this one...gotta pay for the kids .... no arguments here. Wish the Mum would teach them to clean up when they stay with me too would be rather nice.
not holding my breath on that one.

[Cheshire Cat]

I hate ......

Bloody Tampon ads during dinner. i needed to see that, thanks




.

my mother likes to say disgusting things at the dinner table like eww whats that matthew? is that a slug in your sliverbeat :puke: (yes it was a slug)and watches things like animal surgery but we're not alowed to fart in the kitchen OH NO!!! thats just disgusting!!

[Juzz976]

People who do not use a capital letter to start a sentence. ^ ^

[XxKiTtiExX]

A guy I used to work with lived alone.

He never took a dump at home.

By doing it only at work, he reasoned he didn't have to clean his toilet.


Mums boss is the same.. Worst part is that they have a rather small office with a toilet off to one corner. He never fails to dump his load while people are sitting there trying to have their lunch.

Never forget staggering up a huge set of stairs trying not to wet myself and FINALLY getting to the top and being able to smell that said person had taken a dump before I'd even made my way through the two sets of doors. URGH!!!!!

[Kornholio]

my mother likes to say disgusting things at the dinner table like eww whats that matthew? is that a slug in your sliverbeat :puke: (yes it was a slug)and watches things like animal surgery but we're not alowed to fart in the kitchen OH NO!!! thats just disgusting!!

Lol, sounds like Kel :D She just keeping you on your toes :Pokey:

[Cheshire Cat]

Lol, sounds like Kel :D She just keeping you on your toes :Pokey:

Yes but being on your toes your whole life isnt healthy.

[Dodgyiti]

Promise breakers, deal reneggers. You gave your word, you shook my hand, you haven't done it?
:nono:

I used to take a dump after morning tea, 9.15 on the dot my body clock told me every day. You feel a whole lot better about your job when your boss is paying you to shit.

[Grubber]

Might go back to work now...feeling quite depressed....sooo much wrong with this world and i didn't even realize it..
Toilet roll holders, slow drivers, kids fingermarks, farting in the kitchen and the list goes on....really must go now and have a cry.

[Genie]

i do that all the time...too lazy to press the shift key down

[Juzz976]

People who think its alright to just sit on your car or bike without asking, especially someone you don't even know.

When your mates are pissed and wont shut up about your hot your girlfriend is and ask dumb questions like does she take it up the arse and if she goes off in bed n shit, its quite inappropriate really.

[Reido]

i do that all the time...too lazy to press the shift key down

just leave caps lock on..

OH WAIT THAT JUST MAKES ANOTHER THING THAT PEOPLE HATE

>_> I hate all caps.. Yelling on the internet doesn't work

[Stirts]

You lot are a bunch of fucking moaners :rolleyes:

Here's mine
<li>Noisy masticators. IT IS JUST FUCKING RUDE!!!</li><li>Kids screaming/throwing tantrums in public. </li><li>Fuck-knuckles who stop at the bottom/top of escalators in mall and decide which way they want to go!!!!</li><li>People you have never met/or only just met and give you the stink eye!!!!</li><li>Fake laughter</li>

[Juzz976]

People who cannot go anywhere or for any length of time without some noise maker plugged into their ears...

Must be scared of silence or perhaps there's nothing else inside the head huh..?


They're so thick they think their own thoughts will make the dumber if they can hear them.

[Cheshire Cat]

People who think its alright to just sit on your car or bike without asking, especially someone you don't even know.



yes!! if i ever catch some one doing that they are getting a headbut with my helmet on!!!

[Foxzee]

just leave caps lock on..

OH WAIT THAT JUST MAKES ANOTHER THING THAT PEOPLE HATE

>_> I hate all caps.. Yelling on the internet doesn't work

Can you quieten down...my poor liddle ears! and you well wake all the :devil2: up on here........lol

[Genie]

People who think its alright to just sit on your car or bike without asking, especially someone you don't even know.

When your mates are pissed and wont shut up about your hot your girlfriend is and ask dumb questions like does she take it up the arse and if she goes off in bed n shit, its quite inappropriate really.

Stop complaining ...be grateful you got a girlfriend and that she is HOT. And spare a thought for my son....he's grown up with his friends telling him he has a HOT mum....far far worser (i love bad grammer)

[Genie]

People who cannot go anywhere or for any length of time without some noise maker plugged into their ears...

Must be scared of silence or perhaps there's nothing else inside the head huh..?


EDIT: Oh...and getting to your favourite corner on a ride only to find some slowarse dork in a cage creeping along and blocking your line...bastards!

That would be me again...I have my ears plugged so iI don't have to listen to the pointless drivel

[Cheshire Cat]

Stop complaining ...be grateful you got a girlfriend and that she is HOT. And spare a thought for my son....he's grown up with his friends telling him he has a HOT mum....far far worser! (i love bad grammer)

you are a pet peeve.

Pictures or it never happened

[Foxzee]

Stop complaining ...be grateful you got a girlfriend and that she is HOT. And spare a thought for my son....he's grown up with his friends telling him he has a HOT mum....far far worser! (i love bad grammer)

Geez woman..you have done it now.....they are going to want pic's....

LOL:blank:

[Reido]

That would be me again...I have my ears plugged so iI don't have to listen to the pointless drivel

Me too. The few times I have to catch the bus or am around people I dont like I chuck the MP3 on.
I really dont want to talk / listen to the crap they're on about

[Cheshire Cat]

That would be me again...I have my ears plugged so iI don't have to listen to the pointless drivel

why do you start pointless drivel then?

[Genie]

Geez woman..you have done it now.....they are going to want pic's....

LOL:blank:

haha.....well yes....i'll change my avatar and put one up there......oh shit that is me.

xxxx...(just to annoy Chesire Cat)

[huff3r]

Geez woman..you have done it now.....they are going to want pic's....

LOL:blank:


you are a pet peeve.

Pictures or it never happened

lol, too late.

But i'd be inlcined to agree :lol:

Pics or it didnt happen :nono:

[Cheshire Cat]

haha.....well yes....i'll change my avatar and put one up there......oh shit that is me.

xxxx...(just to annoy Chesire Cat)

if you are so hot show us pictures. let US be the judges

[Genie]

why do you start pointless drivel then?

I like reading.....why do you contribute to said pointless dribble?

[Cheshire Cat]

I like reading.....why do you contribute to said pointless dribble?

because winding up retards is ammusing

[huff3r]

haha.....well yes....i'll change my avatar and put one up there......oh shit that is me.



Hmm... i could almost believe that... nope, not happening. :Pokey:

[Cheshire Cat]

I like reading.....why do you contribute to said pointless dribble?

so you joined a biker site without a bike to tell everyone you are hot, flirt with guys and give them all xxx's.....

[Stirts]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-ambush-cat.jpg

[Genie]

so you joined a biker site without a bike to tell everyone you are hot, flirt with guys and give them all xxx's.....

You got in it one baby!!!!

[Juzz976]

People who think CBR250's are the best 250 4 stroke.
Just sound like an outboard motor only good for crapping around in a dingy.

[huff3r]

People who think CBR250's are the best 250 4 stroke.
Just sound like an outboard motor only good for crapping around in a dingy.

People that care about the best 250 4 stroke.
There are way more arguments over this than anything else i've noticed, its so pointless. Is it just because we need "the best" to justify the fact that we are still learners/restricted? Kinda sad huh?

[Cheshire Cat]

People who think CBR250's are the best 250 4 stroke.
Just sound like an outboard motor only good for crapping around in a dingy.

just cause you have a shitter and are scared to like honda cause people will think youre gay

[Lilly2w]

I don't like people who wear legging's as pants, I particularly dislike the fake jean slash legging or "jegging" they are horrific, especially if they are too small and you are wearing a G string underneath and your big cottage cheesy arse cheeks are wobbling about madly as you walk.



ew.

[Cheshire Cat]

You got in it one baby!!!!

so youre an attention seeking whore? where are the pictures?



I don't like people who wear legging's as pants, I particularly dislike the fake jean slash legging or "jegging" they are horrific, especially if they are too small and you are wearing a G string underneath and your big cottage cheesy arse cheeks are wobbling about madly as you walk.



ew.

hahahahahaha!! those jeggings are gorse huh

[Foxzee]

I don't like people who wear legging's as pants, I particularly dislike the fake jean slash legging or "jegging" they are horrific, especially if they are too small and you are wearing a G string underneath and your big cottage cheesy arse cheeks are wobbling about madly as you walk.ew.

People who live in fat asses shouldn't throw waffles......:rofl::rofl:

Couldn't resist

[Ladydragon]

My partner leaving the toliet seat up is the most anoying thing for me the other thing he does is leaves empty milk bottles in the fridge or doing his washing and not hanging it out and leaving it in the machine over night and it ends up smelling then I have to re wash it for him and hang it out:angry2:

[Lilly2w]

People who live in fat asses shouldn't throw waffles......:rofl::rofl:

Couldn't resist

MMmm waffles :drool:

[peasea]

You got in it one baby!!!!

I live in Nelson (region), ride a bike and drink bourbon. I've got mates who do the same. How weird is that?

[Juzz976]

just cause you have a shitter and are scared to like honda cause people will think youre gay

Hey don't get me wrong I like hondas and have owned a few, just sick of all the CBR250 owners going on about how in their limited riding experience the CBR is better than all the others they've never ridden..
Also Just like winding up the maggots.

Oh I hate it when you think you've spotted what seems to be a hottie somewhere and then you see their face and then you realise its
1. Mutton dressed as lamb
2. 14yr boppers wearing slutty outfits
3. Butter Face - 'OoOo thats a nice arse, oh wait but her face :sick:'

[huff3r]

Hey don't get me wrong I like hondas and have owned a few, just sick of all the CBR250 owners going on about how in their limited riding experience the CBR is better than all the others they've never ridden..
Also Just like winding up the maggots.

Oh I hate it when you think you've spotted what seems to be a hottie somewhere and then you see their face and then you realise its
1. Mutton dressed as lamb
2. 14yr boppers wearing slutty outfits
3. Butter Face - 'OoOo thats a nice arse, oh wait but her face :sick:'

Thats what beer is for. Lots of it. It'll get you past all 3 of those :Oops:

:apint:

[Cheshire Cat]

Hey don't get me wrong I like hondas and have owned a few, just sick of all the CBR250 owners going on about how in their limited riding experience the CBR is better than all the others they've never ridden..
Also Just like winding up the maggots.

Oh I hate it when you think you've spotted what seems to be a hottie somewhere and then you see their face and then you realise its
1. Mutton dressed as lamb
2. 14yr boppers wearing slutty outfits
3. Butter Face - 'OoOo thats a nice arse, oh wait but her face :sick:'

hahaha everythings nice butterface....i lived with one of those once. christainslut:blank:

[peasea]

so youre an attention seeking whore?

How do you know she's a whore? Did she send you an invoice?

[Foxzee]

Oh I hate it when you think you've spotted what seems to be a hottie somewhere and then you see their face and then you realise its
1. Mutton dressed as lamb
2. 14yr boppers wearing slutty outfits
3. Butter Face - 'OoOo thats a nice arse, oh wait but her face :sick:'

LMAO...we woman (well I do) think the same thing...usually for us it's when they open their mouth and turn around at the same time.....LOL:rofl::rofl:

[huff3r]

How do you know she's a whore? Did she send you an invoice?

I thought the question mark (?) meant she was asking a question? :niceone:

[XxKiTtiExX]

I don't like people who wear legging's as pants, I particularly dislike the fake jean slash legging or "jegging" they are horrific, especially if they are too small and you are wearing a G string underneath and your big cottage cheesy arse cheeks are wobbling about madly as you walk.



ew.


Even better is when you see people out in town and you start to wonder wether or not they suddenly got "hungry" cause their bodily bits are gobbling up their pants.

[Juzz976]

Girls that want to know 'How much do you love me?'
Umm enough that I havn't killed you for asking me that 3 times this week.

[peasea]

I thought the question mark (?) meant she was asking a question? :niceone:

Yes, yes, yes, never mind the facts, get on with the humour.

[huff3r]

Yes, yes, yes, never mind the facts, get on with the humour.

Well in that case, is it bad that i got sent a cheque instead of an invoice? :first:

[peasea]

Well in that case, is it bad that i got sent a cheque instead of an invoice? :first:

So you're a porn star?

[Cheshire Cat]

Even better is when you see people out in town and you start to wonder wether or not they suddenly got "hungry" cause their bodily bits are gobbling up their pants.

sexy aprins http://z.hubpages.com/u/45495_f520.jpg
big sexy time

[huff3r]

So you're a porn star?

I'm some kind of star...:rolleyes:

Maybe thats what they mean when people say its ok, they withdrew? :lol:

[Cheshire Cat]

Girls that want to know 'How much do you love me?'
Umm enough that I havn't killed you for asking me that 3 times this week.

http://www.thelowdown.co.nz/

[peasea]

big sexy time

Which one are you?

[Foxzee]

So you're a porn star?

No he's not ....it's the way he dresses the GN......

Just call it a rebate!!!!!!!!...LOL:blank:

[XxKiTtiExX]

I mean.. A bit of puck I can understand.. But when its camel toe right back to your arse crack you start to wonder....

[huff3r]

Which one are you?

She's the skinny one isnt she? :lol:

[Cheshire Cat]

Which one are you?

the fattest one. I can clap without using my hands:msn-wink:

[peasea]

No he's not ....it's the way he dresses the GN......

Just call it a rebate!!!!!!!!...LOL:blank:

Now that's funny, good comeback. +++

[huff3r]

No he's not ....it's the way he dresses the GN......

Just call it a rebate!!!!!!!!...LOL:blank:

Yep, i can make a GN look like pure hardcore porn ;)

[Juzz976]

http://www.thelowdown.co.nz/

People who post links with no explaination.

I'm sorry are you depressed, did I offend you talking about ugly and needy women?

[Lilly2w]

I mean.. A bit of puck I can understand.. But when its camel toe right back to your arse crack you start to wonder....

Butt munch, better or worse than lip readers? now that's a talk show topic!

[peasea]

Yep, i can make a GN look like pure hardcore porn ;)

Where are the pictures???

[Cheshire Cat]

People who post links with no explaination.

I'm sorry are you depressed, did I offend you talking about ugly and needy women?

nah, youre either sercretly gay or you have relationship problems.

[Cheshire Cat]

Where are the pictures???

Where ARE the pictures??? both of you...

[huff3r]

Where are the pictures???

Dammit! Caught out! I forgot, pics or it didnt happen...

Umm... i'm waiting for the models to be ready... ;)

[peasea]

Where ARE the pictures??? both of you...

Are you talking about Genie and huff3r?

I never said I'd post any pics.

[huff3r]

Are you talking about Genie and huff3r?

I never said I'd post any pics.

Yeah, thats what she was getting at i think....

[Foxzee]

Umm... i'm waiting for the models to be ready... ;)

How are they going to help you....

Ohhhh yeah I get it now...dress up tips and lippy tricks..lol:rolleyes:

[Juzz976]

nah, youre either sercretly gay or you have relationship problems.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1214645/Ive-got-Asperger-syndrome--Im-47-years-old.html

I've got a relationship problem, I dont have one.
I also have asperges syndrome so you can imagine how many pet peeves I have.

[Foxzee]

I never said I'd post any pics.

Ahhhh but trap opened so snap required........

[huff3r]

How are they going to help you....

Ohhhh yeah I get it now...dress up tips and lippy tricks..lol:rolleyes:

Hehe, heres the sexy bike and gorgeous models....

:devil2: :clap:

[Juzz976]

arghh, someone just used my cable loppers to try cut through a steel wire armoured cable. Don't ya just hate that.
Oh yeh keep those, just buy me a new set they're only $120.

People who dont have/know how to use tools!

[Foxzee]

Hehe, heres the sexy bike and gorgeous models....

:devil2: :clap:

Fuck...I hope somewhere they pay good money for scrap metal.......

coz that bike going to be rooted with those lovely ladies astride it..hehe:doctor: even a GN doctor would struggle I think.......

[Foxzee]

arghh, someone just used my cable loppers to try cut through a steel wire armoured cable. Don't ya just hate that.
Oh yeh keep those, just buy me a new set they're only $120.

People who dont have/know how to use tools!

Teach me.....................lol

[huff3r]

Fuck...I hope somewhere they pay good money for scrap metal.......

coz that bike going to be rooted with those lovely ladies astride it..hehe:doctor: even a GN doctor would struggle I think.......

Nah, the GN is tough... it can handle :lol:

[Juzz976]

Teach me.....................lol

Why for, if I had breasts I would have never learnt to use tools either.

[peasea]

Nah, the GN is tough... it can handle :lol:

I think I'd rather spend a day with them floozies than a day on the gn.

[Foxzee]

Why for, if I had breasts I would have never learnt to use tools either.

Hahaha..but aren't breasts tools....maybe that's half your problem you don't know how to use the right tools............:msn-wink:

[Foxzee]

I think I'd rather spend a day with them floozies than a day on the gn.

Just please remember to take a deep breath before you take any plunge...coz it will go down as a motorcycle related accident:msn-wink:

[peasea]

Just please remember to take a deep breath before you take any plunge...coz it will go down as a motorcycle related accident:msn-wink:

Quite.

As it happens I crunched a finger moving house three weeks ago, it still hasn't come right. If I end up having to go to the quack I'm gonna say it happened playing rugby. Everything that happens to me from now on will be a rugby injury, even if I get an in-grown toe nail or something in my eye.

[Juzz976]

Hahaha..but aren't breasts tools....maybe that's half your problem you don't know how to use the right tools............:msn-wink:

Yes but I have never ejaculated over my snap ons.
Half my problem, the other half is contributed to the fact that if you do use them properly your stealing a babies breakfast.

If I had breasts I would just make guys do tool related stuff for me, men are thick and will do almost anything if persueded whilst in a jiggling boob trance.

[Foxzee]

Quite.

As it happens I crunched a finger moving house three weeks ago, it still hasn't come right. If I end up having to go to the quack I'm gonna say it happened playing rugby. Everything that happens to me from now on will be a rugby injury, even if I get an in-grown toe nail or something in my eye.

I'd say you did it jelly wrestling...and take the pic to prove that you are still lucky to have the finger....LOL:rolleyes:

[huff3r]

I'd say you did it jelly wrestling...and take the pic to prove that you are still lucky to have the finger....LOL:rolleyes:

No, no, no, no, no and a thousand times no. We do not want ACC to put a levy on jelly wrestling! Ever!

This noble sport must be encouraged at any opportunity, not discouraged with massive levies!

[Foxzee]

Yes but I have never ejaculated over my snap ons.
Half my problem, the other half is contributed to the fact that if you do use them properly your stealing a babies breakfast.

If I had breasts I would just make guys do tool related stuff for me, men are thick and will do almost anything if persueded whilst in a jiggling boob trance.

Stealing a babies breakfast????

Problem is when you fella's are in a jiggling boob trance you don't use the tool properly...............:nono:

oppz da fox will get in trouble soon...hehehehe

[Juzz976]

Thats what breast are for? feeding babies

[Foxzee]

Thats what breast are for? feeding babies

yeah men babies...............

[Juzz976]

Threads that go off topic lol

[peasea]

Threads that go off topic lol

Too true, and I see the original poster appears to have scarpered.

[rustic101]

that continually leave the seat down when they have finished...Thank dog I live alone, as no female flatmate has hit the mark yet :spanking:

[Trudes]

Talking of jiggling boobies etc....
another pet peeve I have is I finally found a bra that contains all my boobie bits, doesn't dig in anywhere, doesn't make the top of my boobs pour out the top or the sides, doesn't squeeze them together or lift them so high i can't see my feet, and the straps don't fall down (read all round comfort all day) and they stopped making them!! Stocked up, but need new bras now and no other bra fits the bill!! Same with undies, finally found a style that don't fall down or ride up my crack after half an hour and they stopped making those too! Who are these people who make the decisions about discontinuing comfortable underwear!!? Fuckers!!:Oi:

[Genie]

Talking of jiggling boobies etc....
another pet peeve I have is I finally found a bra that contains all my boobie bits, doesn't dig in anywhere, doesn't make the top of my boobs pour out the top or the sides, doesn't squeeze them together or lift them so high i can't see my feet, and the straps don't fall down (read all round comfort all day) and they stopped making them!! Stocked up, but need new bras now and no other bra fits the bill!! Same with undies, finally found a style that don't fall down or ride up my crack after half an hour and they stopped making those too! Who are these people who make the decisions about discontinuing comfortable underwear!!? Fuckers!!:Oi:

Like Avon cosmetics.....stopped making my favourite lippy, I too did the stock up thing but I'm down to my last 4!

[Trudes]

Like Avon cosmetics.....stopped making my favourite lippy, I too did the stock up thing but I'm down to my last 4!

Don'tcha hate that!
I bought a huge bottle of my fav perfume for Xmas (my present from the cat) as I know they've discontinued it.... the last bottle I had was about 1/4 the size and I've been using it sparingly for the past 15 years! :lol: So this one should last me til I die, and if there's any left then someone can spray the rest all over my corpse (at least I'll smell good even though I'm dead!);)

[Foxzee]

Don'tcha hate that!
I bought a huge bottle of my fav perfume for Xmas (my present from the cat) as I know they've discontinued it.... the last bottle I had was about 1/4 the size and I've been using it sparingly for the past 15 years! :lol: So this one should last me til I die, and if there's any left then someone can spray the rest all over my corpse (at least I'll smell good even though I'm dead!);)

Well what's the flavour...coz if I like it I then know a window that I can sneak in and get it.....LOL

[Cheshire Cat]

that continually leave the seat down when they have finished...Thank dog I live alone, as no female flatmate has hit the mark yet :spanking:

I don't see what the problem with leaving the seat up is, as long as you dont piss on the floor or around the rim and the toilet is clean.
oh but leaving the lid up when you flush is grose...

[Trudes]

Well what's the flavour...coz if I like it I then know a window that I can sneak in and get it.....LOL

It's called Mimi, it smells like a cross between cat and horse piss, it's the one in the bottle shaped like a Tui bottle, so help yourself :msn-wink:

[Foxzee]

It's called Mimi, it smells like a cross between cat and horse piss, it's the one in the bottle shaped like a Tui bottle, so help yourself :msn-wink:

Oh I didn't realise you paid to smell like that..............LOL:msn-wink:

[gatch]

you are a pet peeve.

Pictures or it never happened

I concur


arghh, someone just used my cable loppers to try cut through a steel wire armoured cable. Don't ya just hate that.
Oh yeh keep those, just buy me a new set they're only $120.

People who dont have/know how to use tools!

Cunts who drop your $380 mitutoyo digital calipers and don't own up :mad: I'd happily murder whoever it is.


Like Avon cosmetics.....stopped making my favourite lippy, I too did the stock up thing but I'm down to my last 4!

Woman who wear tooooo much make up, one of my favorite episodes of "the simpsons" is when homer invents a makeup shotgun, and one of the settings is "whore".

[Trudes]

Oh I didn't realise you paid to smell like that..............LOL:msn-wink:

And you too can smell like that!

Haha, nice come back btw!:niceone:

[peasea]

Like Avon cosmetics.....stopped making my favourite lippy, I too did the stock up thing but I'm down to my last 4!

That happened to me too, it's hard to find a good lippy.

Oops. Wrong forum. Dammit.

[Pussy]

That happened to me too, it's hard to find a good lippy.

Oops. Wrong forum. Dammit.

You still got your fishnets, high heels and suspender belt, peasea? :whistle:

[peasea]

You still got your fishnets, high heels and suspender belt, peasea? :whistle:

Yeah, sure have, wouldn't ride in anything else.

[Pussy]

Yeah, sure have, wouldn't ride in anything else.

Chur! ATGATT, eh? :)

[peasea]

Chur! ATGATT, eh? :)

Not always, I'm a sucker for fingerless gloves in summer but I'd never go anywhere without muh levver jackut or me bovver boots.

[peasea]

Back on topic:

People who hijack threads........:nono:

[rustic101]

Talking of jiggling boobies etc....
another pet peeve I have is I finally found a bra that contains all my boobie bits, doesn't dig in anywhere, doesn't make the top of my boobs pour out the top or the sides, doesn't squeeze them together or lift them so high i can't see my feet, and the straps don't fall down (read all round comfort all day) and they stopped making them!! Stocked up, but need new bras now and no other bra fits the bill!! Same with undies, finally found a style that don't fall down or ride up my crack after half an hour and they stopped making those too! Who are these people who make the decisions about discontinuing comfortable underwear!!? Fuckers!!:Oi:

Commando:spanking:

[Trudes]

Commando:spanking:

Hell no!!!! :laugh:
I'm considering taping them at this point.

[Grubber]

Like Avon cosmetics.....stopped making my favourite lippy, I too did the stock up thing but I'm down to my last 4!

Your not gonna tell me that ya lips are that big,:shifty: that you need 4!! C'mon now, lets be honest...ya just got a bit of an obsession.

[crazyhorse]

........ Who are these people who make the decisions about discontinuing comfortable underwear!!? Fuckers!!:Oi:

Ummmmmmmmmm..... MEN! :whistle:

They probably thought they weren't sexy enough, just because they did the right thing for the body etc................ so discontinue the line and design some else which holds vitually nothing

:rofl: :rofl:

[Foxzee]

Having an argument over TXT.....it's a true fail.....!!!!!!

[FJRider]

Ummmmmmmmmm..... MEN! :whistle:

They probably thought they weren't sexy enough, just because they did the right thing for the body etc................ so discontinue the line and design some else which holds vitually nothing

:rofl: :rofl:

I fail to see the down side with that ... :innocent:

[Genie]

Your not gonna tell me that ya lips are that big,:shifty: that you need 4!! C'mon now, lets be honest...ya just got a bit of an obsession.

more than one!!!

[huff3r]

more than one!!!

Once again... pics or it didnt happen :lol:

[peasea]

Your not gonna tell me that ya lips are that big,:shifty: that you need 4!! C'mon now, lets be honest...ya just got a bit of an obsession.

Four lips, four lipsticks, sounds fair to me.

[Genie]

It's a matter of being prepared. It's like when you find a pair of shoes you love and you wished you'd bought two pairs!

[kwaka_crasher]

It's a matter of being prepared. It's like when you find a pair of shoes you love and you wished you'd bought two pairs!

I can't say that's ever happened to me. I don't get emotionally attached to shoes. They're just shoes.

[peasea]

I can't say that's ever happened to me. I don't get emotionally attached to shoes. They're just shoes.

Next you'll be saying your bike is just a bike, :gob:

[slofox]

It's a matter of being prepared. It's like when you find a pair of shoes you love and you wished you'd bought two pairs!

Over the years I have had major problems with sports shoes of various types. Hard to find shoes that fit well are almost always discontinued by the time you go to get another pair...and the shop assistant will almost always tell you that "We've NEVER sold THAT brand" even though you bought the fucking things from them six months ago...

[Genie]

...or when you go to the supermarket, load up the trolley, get to the checkout, unload it all, go to pay...

Pooh! Left my wallet at home on the bench!!!!!

[Dean]

Women who blatantly accuse me of stuff thats offensive.
I tell em one more chance, that if she was trolling to stop it
She thinks her shit dont stink and say "oh, so YOU are giving ME one last chance? or what?"
Then has the nerve to reply to me in a thread, after all she's so 'high and mighty' what the hell is she doing wasting her time trying to talk to me - Go away

Rant over.

[Indiana_Jones]

tell me.........what little things piss you off..................




Jewish Hobbits

-Indy

[Maha]

I mentioned earlier in the thread about the toilet seat, which I always put down, I did mention that didnt I?...:whistle:

A'henyway, when I get into the Holden (after Mom) has been drivin' it, I (yes me) always have to adjust the seat ie: push it back, and the mirror (gotta make sure I dont have pillow hair ya see) :beer:

[wickle]

...or when you go to the supermarket, load up the trolley, get to the checkout, unload it all, go to pay...

Pooh! Left my wallet at home on the bench!!!!!
when shop is busy four/five customers waiting to pay the customer who wait in queue then when their are at the counter start looking thru their bag for discount docket after that, which EFTPOS card then half way thru processing sale remember they have a loyally card

[Number One]

LOL Dean - who have you pissed off now

As for pet peeves - where to begin.....

Empty bottles of stuff being put back in the fridge
Claw marks from previous loo visitors - clean up after yourself FFS!
People who don't indicate and don't understand the give way rules.
Car nose pickers - dude/dudette we CAN see you through the window!
Fat people who are also close talkers - one lady I know always talks to you with her stomach touching you *shudder* doesn't matter how far you back up she keeps on coming :blink:
Rolling your ankle when you are on your own in the bush walking the dog.
And heaps of other stuff too. All depends on which way the wind is blowing ;)

[Genie]

Women who blatantly accuse me of stuff thats offensive.
I tell em one more chance, that if she was trolling to stop it
She thinks her shit dont stink and say "oh, so YOU are giving ME one last chance? or what?"
Then has the nerve to reply to me in a thread, after all she's so 'high and mighty' what the hell is she doing wasting her time trying to talk to me - Go away

Rant over.

everybody's shit stinks!!!!

Nice wee rant there Dean. On ya!!!
Apparently there's an ignore button somewhere on KB. I also think you'd have an internal mechanism within the blob they call brains, use it.

Stop feeding the troll!!

Merry Christmas xx

[Genie]

I mentioned earlier in the thread about the toilet seat, which I always put down, I did mention that didnt I?...:whistle:

A'henyway, when I get into the Holden (after Mom) has been drivin' it, I (yes me) always have to adjust the seat ie: push it back, and the mirror (gotta make sure I dont have pillow hair ya see) :beer:

awwwwm and ain't you just a darling. Bet ya mom gives you plenty of kisses. Hope you're getting her a really nice pressie for Christmas?

[Genie]

when shop is busy four/five customers waiting to pay the customer who wait in queue then when their are at the counter start looking thru their bag for discount docket after that, which EFTPOS card then half way thru processing sale remember they have a loyally card

Geez, I just feel for the poor checkout chick, man that job must suck (and not in a good way)

[gatch]

When you get home from a solid ride of speeding and otherwise reckless law flaunting, to find your beers empty, your bourbon bottle upside down in the garden and your gin has been left on the counter with the lid off..

I swear, I'll fuckin snap and murder someone soon if they can't appreciate proper boozing etiquette.

Cocks.