F###kwit motorcyclist

[rustys]

I get to work this morning and my Boss an Ex Motorcycle Racer asks me what makes of Sports Bikes are all Orange, i tell him what models they could be why?
This is what he told me he saw this morning.
Around 7.00am he's traveling down from Levin to Paraparaumu for work, from the road works north of Waikanae, coming into Waikanae hes travelling along at about 110klm in heavy morning traffic going south and north, a orange bike flys past him at a rate of knots that gave him a hell of a fright, he reckons around 140 to 160 klm an hour on yellow lines, he speed up to try and get a rego number as they came into the built up area of Waikanae, but the Motorcyclist ran the first set of red lights and the second set at Te Moana road and was gone.
I just could not belive that, why do idiots do things like that.:mad:
No flippen wonder our ACC levies are on the increase with wankers like that around.
Mate whoever you are for Christ sakes back off.:tugger:

[Tank]

my Boss an Ex Motorcycle Racer asks me what makes of Sports Bikes are all Orange, i tell him what models they could be why?

Orange KTM;s
Orange Hondas
Orange Yamahas
Orange Suzukis
Orange Triumphs
Orange Harleys
Orange HoBags

Glad you could narrow it down.

edit - Orange HoBags cannot do 140.

BTW - How fast did your boss have to go to try and catch the guy? >160?

[Cheshire Cat]

Those bloody hoons eh :oi-grr: tsk tsk

[Laxi]

Glad you could narrow it down.


add kwakas to the list

[EJK]

Sorry it was I doing 180kph on this yo.

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[Tank]

add kwakas to the list

Im sorry - How could I have I forgotten the kawakaaaa.

[Mikkel]

BTW - How fast did your boss have to go to try and catch the guy? >160?

Any excuse to speed is a good excuse to speed! :yes:

...and you'd be amazed how many of the coppers actually agree.

[The Pastor]

actually didnt and orange bike in wellington get stolen recently?

[Taz]

Your boss sounds like he got owned and didn't like it!! :lol:

[Clivoris]

Just checked that my CBR was still in the garage.

[awayatc]

did he wave...?....

[The Everlasting]

Yup what a fuckwit!!

[peasea]

Probably a Jap sports bike.......:2thumbsup

[MadDuck]

Probably a Jap sports bike.......:2thumbsup

Now thats just a bit unfair :whistle:

[Headbanger]

Lets see, Your boss was breaking the speed limit?

He sees someone he doesn't know who is also breaking the speed limit.

He gives chase?....WTF?

Who the fuck does he think he is?, I'm not surprised the rider ran the light, Some mad bastard was chasing him.

[DIN PELENDA]

!@#$%^(*&^%$#@#$%^&*

[DIN PELENDA]

Who do you and you Boos work for- police or something, I do same thing every day, so fuc$## what , stop fuck#@ narking.:mad::mad::mad: just ride your moped nob !!!

[MadDuck]

Who do you and you Boos work for- police or something, I do same thing every day, so fuc$## what , stop fuck#@ necking.:mad::mad::mad: just ride your moped nob !!!

I know English is your second language DIN. But this truley makes no sense.

[mynameis]

Pot calling the kettle black.

[DIN PELENDA]

I know English is your second language DIN. But this truley makes no sense.

Well it look like him and his Boos are there to apply low on as and he is trying to get plate number so he can do what stick up his ass , just bloody nark . Some bikers hire will understand me . I'm replying to first post .

[MadDuck]

Well it look like him and his Boos are there to apply low on as and he is trying to get plate number so he can do what stick up his ass , just bloody nark . Some bikers hire will understand me .

Yes and if I saw a biker (or car driver) doing something really dangerous I would report it. Without hesitation.

[koba]

Well it look like him and his Boos are there to apply low on as and he is trying to get plate number so he can do what stick up his ass , just bloody nark . Some bikers hire will understand me . I'm replying to first post .

Jumping to conclusions there... some people don't use a plate number to nark...

[Mikkel]

Well, never mind the speed... running the reds on the other hand. That's much more severe.

[DIN PELENDA]

Yes and if I saw a biker (or car driver) doing something really dangerous I would report it. Without hesitation.

That is bullshit, so on KB ride you never seeing anyone doing anything dangerous, how come you don't post about it or you don't report me.

If I do same I be posting after every ride and 140-160 is noting I seeing worse and more dangerous riding and driving , I be posting and reporting day and night about it, my self inc.

[MadDuck]

That is bullshit, so on KB ride you never seeing anyone doing anything dangerous, how come you don't post about it or you don't report me.

There have been times DIN when I would have. But I also have respect for you and what I see on a KB ride stays on a KB ride.

If I am really unhappy about what I see on a KB ride I take it to PM. If that doesnt suit you please tell me and I will post like all the others on here.

[gammaguy]

Your boss sounds like he got owned and didn't like it!! :lol:

riding like that,the only thing you will"own"is a premature funeral.

ride on to hell brothers,please dont be offended if i choose life im kinda attrached to it.:baby:

[DIN PELENDA]

Jumping to conclusions there... some people don't use a plate number to nark...
Like what ?

Well, never mind the speed... running the reds on the other hand. That's much more severe.

He my have reason why he was doing it "who know", there is tread about stolen ZX10 orange like this one so this is probably stolen bike.

[DIN PELENDA]

There have been times DIN when I would have. But I also have respect for you and what I see on a KB ride stays on a KB ride.

If I am really unhappy about what I see on a KB ride I take it to PM. If that doesnt suit you please tell me and I will post like all the others on here.
OK thank you.

[rustic101]

[QUOTEhes travelling along at about 110klm in heavy morning traffic going south and north, a orange bike flys past him at a rate of knots that gave him a hell of a fright, he reckons around 140 to 160 klm an hour on yellow lines, he speed up to try QUOTE]

So your boss was exceeding the speed limit,
The rider was was exceeding the speed limit,
your boss sped up to try and catch him!!!

Hell we all speed, speed does not kill, its the sudden stop that gets ya and the poor decisions some people make.

I like most people speed, and I know the consqences if caught or for making a bad D... If Karma comes calling thats all good. What I really dislike is speed narks as thats just unfair more so when they are speeding IMO

[Stickman]

Your boss needs to get over it and move on or he can change careers and become a policeman! We all see stupid shit every day when we are out and about. I'm more concerned that the bike was orange! That's the real crime!

[Thani-B]

Your boss needs to get over it and move on or he can change careers and become a policeman! We all see stupid shit every day when we are out and about. I'm more concerned that the bike was orange! That's the real crime!

Hey! My bike is orange :bleh:

[Grasshopperus]

Hey! My bike is orange :bleh:

Case closed!

[scumdog]

Hell we all speed, speed does not kill, its the sudden stop that gets ya and the poor decisions some people make.

I like most people speed, and I know the consqences if caught or for making a bad D... If Karma comes calling thats all good. What I really dislike is speed narks as thats just unfair more so when they are speeding IMO

Oh you'll just love me....:shifty:

[Thani-B]

Case closed!

Fairly sure I havent been anywhere near Levin lately, bit far from home.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Fairly sure I havent been anywhere near Levin lately, bit far from home.

Well then. Bout time you ended that drought eh? ;)

[Headbanger]

Well then. Bout time you ended that drought eh? ;)

Maybe you could try blatantly hitting on her......:buggerd::banana::banana::banana:

[avgas]

Probably a Jap sports bike.......:2thumbsup
because it wasn't getting fixed at the time?

[avgas]

hehe imagine if your boss caught up.

"YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN!"
"YOU FIRST!"
"NO YOU FIRST!"

[peasea]

because it wasn't getting fixed at the time?

Like a Ducati or Aprilia?

[Stickman]

Hey! My bike is orange :bleh:

Okay.....Mine is British racing green:yes: