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    F###kwit motorcyclist

    I get to work this morning and my Boss an Ex Motorcycle Racer asks me what makes of Sports Bikes are all Orange, i tell him what models they could be why?
    This is what he told me he saw this morning.
    Around 7.00am he's traveling down from Levin to Paraparaumu for work, from the road works north of Waikanae, coming into Waikanae hes travelling along at about 110klm in heavy morning traffic going south and north, a orange bike flys past him at a rate of knots that gave him a hell of a fright, he reckons around 140 to 160 klm an hour on yellow lines, he speed up to try and get a rego number as they came into the built up area of Waikanae, but the Motorcyclist ran the first set of red lights and the second set at Te Moana road and was gone.
    I just could not belive that, why do idiots do things like that.
    No flippen wonder our ACC levies are on the increase with wankers like that around.
    Mate whoever you are for Christ sakes back off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustys View Post
    my Boss an Ex Motorcycle Racer asks me what makes of Sports Bikes are all Orange, i tell him what models they could be why?
    Orange KTM;s
    Orange Hondas
    Orange Yamahas
    Orange Suzukis
    Orange Triumphs
    Orange Harleys
    Orange HoBags

    Glad you could narrow it down.

    edit - Orange HoBags cannot do 140.

    BTW - How fast did your boss have to go to try and catch the guy? >160?

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    Those bloody hoons eh tsk tsk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Glad you could narrow it down.
    add kwakas to the list
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    Sorry it was I doing 180kph on this yo.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    add kwakas to the list
    Im sorry - How could I have I forgotten the kawakaaaa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    BTW - How fast did your boss have to go to try and catch the guy? >160?
    Any excuse to speed is a good excuse to speed!

    ...and you'd be amazed how many of the coppers actually agree.
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    actually didnt and orange bike in wellington get stolen recently?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Your boss sounds like he got owned and didn't like it!!

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    Just checked that my CBR was still in the garage.

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    did he wave...?....
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    Yup what a fuckwit!!

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    Probably a Jap sports bike.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Probably a Jap sports bike.......
    Now thats just a bit unfair

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    Lets see, Your boss was breaking the speed limit?

    He sees someone he doesn't know who is also breaking the speed limit.

    He gives chase?....WTF?

    Who the fuck does he think he is?, I'm not surprised the rider ran the light, Some mad bastard was chasing him.

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