Your fav KB post of 2009

[Tank]

As the year comes to a end its a great time for reflection.

So think back to all those threads that have made you laugh, cry, or facepalm and quote your favorite post of 2009.

Winner gets 3 internets, a green bling and Christmas wishes.

[AllanB]

I can't choose between all my posts, they were so bloody good.


Oh you mean other peoples posts :lol::lol::lol:

[SPORK]

My sig.

Or anything Dean or Skiddy have posted, now that I think about it.

[Ronin]

As the year comes to a end its a great time for reflection.

So think back to all those threads that have made you laugh, cry, or facepalm and quote your favorite post of 2009.

Winner gets 3 internets, a green bling and Christmas wishes.

Take all of deans posts, write them on individual bits of paper. Stick those bits of paper to a wall. Throw a dart.

Best.Post.Ever.

[James Deuce]

Take all of deans posts, write them on individual bits of paper. Stick those bits of paper to a wall. Throw a dart.

Best.Post.Ever.
That one. I loled.

[gatch]

From the "how to build a bridge and HTFU" thread, posted by me.


I just beat my dick like it owes me money.

[EJK]

I like all of Indiana_Jones' posts. They are very naughty naughty.

We love you Indy! :heart:

[slofox]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=115491

This recent one cracked me up - well, some of the suggestions did anyway...

[Genie]

From the "how to build a bridge and HTFU" thread, posted by me.

I've only been here a short time...but yes....I loved this one....

beat it baby!!!

[paturoa]

"watching your wife give birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down"

10 thingies

[Hitcher]

Modesty forbids. And most posts are always different with reflective hindsight.

A kindly Site Administrator may be able to run a list of the Top 10 blinged posts of the year...

[Mully]

Modesty forbids. And most posts are always different with reflective hindsight.

A kindly Site Administrator may be able to run a list of the Top 10 blinged posts of the year...

Ah, but many of Dean's posts made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh. But not in the "bling" type of way.....

[EJK]

Further note:
I find "tags" more funnier than posts.

[cc rider]

Well Tank, I like to think that the year is not over yet....

.....that there are many more opportunities to dribble shit, put a foot in it and then put your foot in your mouth....


Not you my dear but others, there will always be others :lol:

As for Dean, well I'm baised when it comes to my little boy :baby:. But if nothing he is quote worthy. Not thinking before he talks...don't know where he gets it from :whistle:

[woodyracer]

has to be skiddy's biggest essay ever!!! man he has spare time!

Skidmark:

I have read every post in this entire thread yes all eight pages. A very interesting read indeed, i have come to the conclusion. That you are a prick. In saying this though, if you had an accident i would do everything i possibly could to help you, as i am not a person that holds a grudge.

Here is a good example of this:

I was a pillion on the thursday night ride, the bike infront had a pillion passenger, to give thier member names on kiwibiker is not needed so i will not say them. the pillion passenger went to change his grip and fell off the bike. right infront of the bike i was pillion on the bike i was on locked up the rear wheel and was heading for a ditch, but the rider managed to save it whilst dodging the rider, the first thing i did was start running in the opposite direction, to see the pillion from the bike that was infront of us try to stand up stumble 2 steps then collapse to the ground.

Now the pillion rider who had come off we had been friends for a while, and at one point on the thursday night ride i passed him coming into a corner and he had a bit of a go at me which looing back now was a fair point, but up until this crash i did not really associate with him much. but my first reaction was to run as fast as i could the 100 metres or so down a busy road to get to him and attend to him it's called empathy and giving a shit about somebody else.

Luckily he was ok.

What was the point of that story?

That no matter how much of a prick i think you are no matter how much you dig into me, hate me, think i'm an idiot/maniac or whatever else you can think of.

If you had a crash or needed help then i would help you i would not just laugh and keep going and mutter something about karma.

Yes my riding needs some work , my self control needs work, thats why i made a thread, i knew i would get abused but i also knew i would get some help out of it which is what i needed.

If you do not want to read threads about biker down. which you always bitch and moan about, then do not open them, do not read them, you are in control of what you read on here, and you are the one in control of replying or not, i suggest you read over your posts katman, and decide what it is you are trying to achieve, to piss people off, to shit stir, or simply to voice an opinion. I am all for voicing an opinion but making personal attacks on those you have never met and showing what seems to me like no empathy whatsoever yes you would stop at a crash , but it's not just about that.

Yes, we do all give each other shit around here alot of it quite jokingly and you are also right that just because we share a common interest it doesnt mean we have to get along.

In saying this, for those of us that want to talk about motorcycles and things motorcycle related and basically anything else in the rant or rave section, this site is a great resource, and i have made some friends that i'm sure i will have until the day i die because of this forum. Also yes there are some people i do not like, not everybody is going to get along, this is not a perfect world, infact far from it.

Poke shit all you want katman, if you are here to talk about bikes go ahead talk about bikes and hey whatever else, but do not make personnal attacks it is uncalled for to constantly use me for your personal entertainment and the focus point of your abuse, if you do not like me, add me to your ignore list, or perhaps not reply. The choice is yours.

You have very strong opinions katman and i can appreciate that, but there is no need to single me out, and i think you need to note that there are boundrys and a thread of a biker down is no place to sling abuse at fellow members, take it to a private message conversation but do not jump into other peoples threads when you know full well what you are saying is not appropriate to put in that thread. Maybe you just want others to dislike you, i do not know, as i have not met you.

Take from this what you will katman sling more abuse or whatever, it is achieving you nothing except maybe some strange sort of pleasure going well shit i showed that skidMark didn't i fuck i net bashed the little cunt good and proper.

Well done a gold star for you.

What does it achieve, wasting what little time you have on this planet your on average 70-75 years, why are you wasting it getting all upset over things that in all honesty do not matter.

Life is short, enjoy the time you have, you never know when it's up.

If you read this post and instantly want to dig into me thats fine go ahead katman, but once you have calmed down i want you to read it again and again until you understand and maybe realise what you are doing is pointless and in a way pathetic.

You seem to always start arguements to get people worked up and well done you achieve it everytime.

What is the purpose though what does this achieve for you?

So many questions don't answer any if you like, or maybe just answer them to yourself perhaps.

I hope someday we can get along without slinging abuse at each other we don't have to be friends and in no way would i ever expect that to happen, but keep it civil.

Regards: Mark.

[crazyhorse]

Plagiarized from another site....the first date!

Alright...I don't care if you guys believe me ... it's real. This is the the most embarassing thing that I've ever experienced... it was a horrible night for me.. and I'm sharing it with you guys because I don't want any of my misc brahs to have to go through this.. especially since it all could have been EASILY prevented. I have added MS paint images so that you have a better idea as to what happened. It's very long, but I'll do my best to recount all of the important details. no ****ing cliffs..... read it to save yourself from something like this...

Anyway...
If you've been following my social anxiety thread you would have learned that I got an asian girls number during my last update (the encounter wasn't recorded unfortunetely because my Camera froze). But anyway, it's been over a week and I was feeling like taking a break from exam studying, and I figured that if I didn't call her before exams were done then I wouldn't get a chance to see her until after the break (which would be too long perhaps). So I called her up and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a campus cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said "hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed". Now at that point I felt like I had to take a sh!t, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don't crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation.

Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)... and ****... I had to take take a sh!t really badly... and I also had to take a piss really badly (I had been holding that too since I didn't bring my pee bottles with me to the date)... I really didn't want to use her washroom because I didn't want stink the place up... but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I'm not sure why.. but that's what happened). So I rushed to the washroom... and thus begins the worst possible scenario imagineable.

I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO.... AND I have an erection.... what the **** do I do? Which do I do first??

So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can... but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time!

So then I'm like "fuk this... I'll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out"... so I sit on the can... grasp my penis hard to try and "block" it... and I then tried to let the crap come out....that didn't work so well...

As I relaxed my anal sphincters... my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor... I started panicking at this point... so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in... I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor.

I then closed everything off again (you can't imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)... wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor....then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head:

I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor....

At that point things get even worse...

The turd wouldn't ****ing dissolve... and the damn bish was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom....

I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...

she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???

At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol

she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!!

I say: no please don't come in... I'm not done yet...

At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid... the girl could smell it and she said: "why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? What the hell are you doing in there???"

I say: please don't come in... trust me.. you'll regret it...

she says: **** this... get out now or I'm unlocking the door..

I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it.

She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave.

about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment.

All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and **** in her bathtub???? This is ****ing retarded (yes mad).
to all you people saying "peeing in bottles is stupid/gross"... well **** that... not only is it more convenient and cleaner, but it also prevents epic disaters like this one....

This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle... I would have on sat on the can and then simultaneosly peed into the bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster... no mess.... and none of this would have happened.

anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself? or should i just hope I never run into her again?

This has to have been the funniest thing I have read. The pictures were so good too......... laughed sooooo much, could hardly read it. :laugh:

[Str8 Jacket]

Anything from Kiwirach83 is pretty funny!

[James Deuce]

This has to have been the funniest thing I have read. The pictures were so good too......... laughed sooooo much, could hardly read it. :laugh:
I reckon. If that doesn't win then that wouldn't be Right (tm).

[h211]

Fuk me, havnt read that one before. Best laugh in a while! :lol:

[marty]

Anything from skiddy. Or raj. That date post was fucking funny too - I LOL'd even.

And anything with the http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/tags.php?tag=arse+biscuit tag

[hayd3n]

This has to have been the funniest thing I have read. The pictures were so good too......... laughed sooooo much, could hardly read it. :laugh:

yes that one!!!!

[nudemetalz]

Agree that the "poo" thread is the funniest I've read for a while too.
Anything from Fatt Max is generally blardy funny too.

[James Deuce]

Anything from skiddy. Or raj.

Oooo, you can't call him Raj anymore. he's changed his name and is getting even.

[avgas]

Deans one about GN250 not doing 100.

[Ronin]

Oooo, you can't call him Raj anymore. he's changed his name and is getting even.

Actually, you may find he didn't change it. he was there while it was changed though.

[Thani-B]

Modesty forbids. And most posts are always different with reflective hindsight.

A kindly Site Administrator may be able to run a list of the Top 10 blinged posts of the year...

Id be interested in seeing that. Any chance it could happen please?

[martybabe]

I know it's mine but I can't be expected to remember who wrote what can I. Anyway, It was a nice chuckle at the time, Merry Christmas who ever you are: Who are you?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=105507

[Laxi]

this guy had me in stiches
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1934596&postcount=2

[DingoZ]

"Whats your badge number, give it to me or I'll take this INTERNATIONAL",

Or something along those lines. Everyone will know the one I'm referring to...

(And start the clock cause Tank will be along any minute to post, he is never far away when this guy is mentioned....:)

[gijoe1313]

For me, it's when bikers mention they are going somewhere for a ride ... :yes:

[Tank]

"Whats your badge number, give it to me or I'll take this INTERNATIONAL",

Or something along those lines. Everyone will know the one I'm referring to...

(And start the clock cause Tank will be along any minute to post, he is never far away when this guy is mentioned....:)

While that was a spectacularly impressive post - sadly that was made last year and as such falls outside the rules for this competition.

On the bright side - he has said plenty this year that would fall into some of the funniest post of the year (unintentionally of course).

[DingoZ]

Bugga, thought it was a timeless post. :) Nevermind.


Stop the clock. ..:)

[kiwirach83]

Anything from Kiwirach83 is pretty funny!

Really? I thought you hated me :girlfight:

:(

[Swoop]

10 thingies
That comes from Fat Max, not firefighter.

A kindly Site Administrator may be able to run a list of the Top 10 blinged posts of the year...
Careful... a few bling groups might be revealed.

[Str8 Jacket]

Really? I thought you hated me :girlfight:

:(

Why would I spend my time hating you when its easier to mock you instead?

;)

[MadDuck]

Most of Maha's posts. Does anyone take him seriously :buggerd:

[Genie]

Most of Maha's posts. Does anyone take him seriously :buggerd:

well i was....thought he was quite the intellectual:whistle:

[325rocket]

the one by fatt max when he had a curry then crapped himself ... pure gold.

[Dean]

Take all of deans posts, write them on individual bits of paper. Stick those bits of paper to a wall. Throw a dart.

Best.Post.Ever.

No way man, give credit to the REAL people who deserve it.

Fatmax on "biker of porn": http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=98541&highlight=biker+porn

Gubb with the cigarette revenge thread:http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1347651#post1347651

DMNTD on "Ungratefull B" :http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1063176#post1063176

Madbikeboy's "road rage" thread: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1629756#post1629756

Just so many threads out there or posts that made all of KB :lol: or :2thumbsup or:oi-grr:, look at the amount of green bling they got, what you are witnessing ronin is THE. BEST. POSTS. EVER

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[MadDuck]

the one by fatt max when he had a curry then crapped himself ... pure gold.

ACTUALLY. Not sure if he posted it on KB.

As riding to the last ACC protest ride through Howick. Guitar strapped to his back at a set of lights someone says to him "Whats that"?

....as only FM can say. Its a fucking drum kit!

So its a best post possibly not posted :whistle:

[Creeping Death]

This one definately.

Originally Posted by SixPackBack
Plagiarized from another site....the first date!

Alright...I don't care if you guys believe me ... it's real. This is the the most embarassing thing that I've ever experienced... it was a horrible night for me.. and I'm sharing it with you guys because I don't want any of my misc brahs to have to go through this.. especially since it all could have been EASILY prevented. I have added MS paint images so that you have a better idea as to what happened. It's very long, but I'll do my best to recount all of the important details. no ****ing cliffs..... read it to save yourself from something like this...

Anyway...
If you've been following my social anxiety thread you would have learned that I got an asian girls number during my last update (the encounter wasn't recorded unfortunetely because my Camera froze). But anyway, it's been over a week and I was feeling like taking a break from exam studying, and I figured that if I didn't call her before exams were done then I wouldn't get a chance to see her until after the break (which would be too long perhaps). So I called her up and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a campus cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said "hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed". Now at that point I felt like I had to take a sh!t, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don't crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation.

Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)... and ****... I had to take take a sh!t really badly... and I also had to take a piss really badly (I had been holding that too since I didn't bring my pee bottles with me to the date)... I really didn't want to use her washroom because I didn't want stink the place up... but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I'm not sure why.. but that's what happened). So I rushed to the washroom... and thus begins the worst possible scenario imagineable.

I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO.... AND I have an erection.... what the **** do I do? Which do I do first??

So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can... but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time!

So then I'm like "fuk this... I'll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out"... so I sit on the can... grasp my penis hard to try and "block" it... and I then tried to let the crap come out....that didn't work so well...

As I relaxed my anal sphincters... my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor... I started panicking at this point... so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in... I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor.

I then closed everything off again (you can't imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)... wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor....then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head:

I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor....

At that point things get even worse...

The turd wouldn't ****ing dissolve... and the damn bish was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom....

I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...

she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???

At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol

she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!!

I say: no please don't come in... I'm not done yet...

At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid... the girl could smell it and she said: "why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? What the hell are you doing in there???"

I say: please don't come in... trust me.. you'll regret it...

she says: **** this... get out now or I'm unlocking the door..

I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it.

She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave.

about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment.

All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and **** in her bathtub???? This is ****ing retarded (yes mad).
to all you people saying "peeing in bottles is stupid/gross"... well **** that... not only is it more convenient and cleaner, but it also prevents epic disaters like this one....

This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle... I would have on sat on the can and then simultaneosly peed into the bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster... no mess.... and none of this would have happened.

anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself? or should i just hope I never run into her again?


I was reading this on my work computer when the Boss walked in...I didn't care if he gave me any grief...he read the first 2 lines then asked me to forward it to him!
Awesome post and I almost peed myself reading it!

[SixPackBack]

The following post may not win any friends, but speaks volumes about a run away feud. No malice was intended-the post was a throw away line.

Read it as you like, I loved it.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1129552286&postcount=1

[Hahn]

The following post may not win any friends, but speaks volumes about a run away feud. No malice was intended-the post was a throw away line.

Read it as you like, I loved it.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1129552286&postcount=1

:whistle:

Too soon???

[SixPackBack]

:whistle:

Too soon???

Meh......people often choose to take offence instead of laugh, take it personally rather than boggle at the absurdity.

[MadDuck]

No malice was intended-the post was a throw away line.

Read it as you like, I loved it.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1129552286&postcount=1

If you dont know the history and undertones...out of context you can twist anything to suit you on the forums.

[Dean]

Also people label "funniest thread ever" to one hit wonders too much such an over used term now. Only say "funniest thread ever" to something so unique that from 10 years on nothing could beat it or match it, a thread with 'Fina'ss' with style, delivery, tension, subliminal messaging and potential for extension and expansion in the future.

Deano extremo will elaborate.

- Don't make threads with a single focus or topic, ie of one event or one thing that happened to a person. Make it interpersonal, something that affected/involved more than one person, which could attract a wider audience and branch off to grow in the future.

- Dont include date's of the incident, event, after a considerable amount of time it becomes irrelevant and non worthy of revival. Use the date or deadline as an example, then keep it in a general perspective so other events, incidents can be addressed in the thread further in the future.

- When posting up long posts put them in paragraphs, short ones as in five sentances a paragraph. Most of us have the attention span of a peanut if its bundled together in a whole page we just think- meh and if you are reading this post great you are doing well. And baby feed the best bits ever so slowly while still keeping our attention then finish it with a bang.

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This has to have been the funniest thing I have read. The pictures were so good too......... laughed sooooo much, could hardly read it. :laugh:

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