"The Twelve Days of Pirate Christmas"

[James Deuce]

"The Twelve Days of Pirate Christmas"
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
12 ships to plunder,
11 cannons firing,
10 crewmen leaping,
9 sharks a' swimming,
8 rum-filled bottles,
7 lusty wenches,
6 jolly rogers,
5 gold doubloons,
4 eyepatches,
3 earrings,
2 wooden legs,
and a parrot for my shoulder - Arrr!

[Owl]

You having a mental health day Jim?:whistle:

[Pussy]

Jim took time out from doing his finger paintings to pen that, Owl

[gijoe1313]

Yaaar! A fine rendition o'skipjack skullin' there me heartie! A much better long gun to treacle th'top gallants with chain!

[p.dath]

How about a clever ""The Twelve Days of a Biker Christmas"? Perhaps someone clever could make something up and contribute it?

[DarkLord]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, a biker gave to me...

12 twisties turning
11 gastanks filling
10 knees a'scraping
9 pipes a'rumbling
8 leathers squelching
7 boots a'clumping
6 sparkplugs firing
5 full rack bags!
4 leather gloves
3 tassels
2 pillion pegs
And a nice empty road to be free!

Best I could do on short notice.

[Big Dave]

"The Twelve Days of a Biker Christmas"


12 - feck this - I'm going for a ride...

[PrincessBandit]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, a biker gave to me...

Best I could do on short notice.

And jolly good it was! Must spread more rep before giving to DarkLord again blah blah blah..... Have to start dishing some more around!!

[martybabe]

Yaaar! A fine rendition o'skipjack skullin' there me heartie! A much better long gun to treacle th'top gallants with chain!


:lol: Any reference to Pirates in a thread title and you're never far away are ya, hate to burst your bubble ya lovely man but you can't be a Ninja and a Pirate, It's simply not done. A pirate in red camo :oi-grr: :lol:

Edit: I just googled 'Ninja+Pirate' and your Avatar popped up :lol: My apologies.

6 Jolly rogerings FTW :)

[Rockbuddy]

only 8 rum filled bottles