'Bout time for another caption contest.

[Skyryder]

"I did not hold hands with that woman."


Skyryder

[mashman]

GST on one hand, ACC on the other.... eeny meeny miny mo!

[LBD]

Scalpal......squab.....forceps......scalpal......c lamp......

[MSTRS]

These hands have never picked the pockets of ordinary NZers....Nick does that without my help

[Bounce001]

But he told it was this big...

[golfmade]

Impromptu speech 101: Write your thoughts (if any) on your hand.

[onearmedbandit]

JK's hand - "Note to self, ring Sarah and tell her this writing notes on our hands doesn't work with all these fucking cameras"

SP's hand - "Check voicemail from JK after speech, could be important."

[avgas]

"Wank with other"

[onearmedbandit]

Brilliant, bling awarded avgas!

[firefighter]

Break arm falling off stage......check
Ruin ACC.......check
Raise GST........check
Do'nt lower Tax.....check

[mashman]

Break arm falling off stage......check
Ruin ACC.......check
Raise GST........check
Do'nt lower Tax.....check

for everything else in life... there's mastercard.

[Tank]

JK: I wrote down the names of all the people polled who said they would actually vote for Goff. I keep it on my hand in case I ever bump into them.

[scissorhands]

plastered on fake smile

act real greasy

they are dumb, you can make it up as you go

practise intonation more....hypnotism hypnotism

condoms on the way home

[Berries]

Ohhhhh. It's John Key. For a minute there I thought it was Red Mermaid and Ixion about to have a bit of slap and tickle. Well, a slap anyway.

[chester]

eegs
milk
cheese
butter

[Skyryder]

I'll show ya mine if you'll show me yours.