New KB game: Who's the biggest retard on NZ TV?

[Pixie]

My nomination is Mihiarangi Forbes,who on Campbell Live tonight,explained that the subject of an item on weight loss had, "lost more than twice his body weight".

The guy didn't seem to be having trouble floating to the ceiling.He started at 220 kg and I guess he must be now have to fight 220kg of buoyancy to stay on the ground.

Can you come up with a bigger retard?

N.B. Campbell,Sainsbury,Henry and Holmes don't count.

[Indiana_Jones]

Dai Henwood

-Indy

[pzkpfw]

I don't remember the name, dmmit, but the best I ever heard was "the school was a violent breeding ground".

[george formby]

Bugger, if I were to mention that Henry chap de-crying homosexuality with his co-presenter Alison Mau, at his side....... pointing out that it is common throughout the animal kingdom ( & no doubt the news room) & Mr Henry replying that he knew that & therefore it is " unatural ". Then it would'nt count. Shame, can I settle for tosser instead?

[mattian]

Peter Williams on One news when covering the story about ACC levies going up for bikes "because motorcyclists are more likely to crash".......... WTF!!!????

[sil3nt]

Peter Williams on One news when covering the story about ACC levies going up for bikes "because motorcyclists are more likely to crash".......... WTF!!!????Do you really think he writes the news? Peter Williams is the best thing on TVNZ.

[mattian]

Do you really think he writes the news? Peter Williams is the best thing on TVNZ.
well, I prefer Pippa Wetzell or Alison Mau...... but whatever floats your boat mate

[EJK]

The "1 + 1 = 12" dude.

"No pants in the future eh, bro?". Wheres he from? Bro town? He's one of the Bro town dudes aye.

[Leviticus]

Richard Till, the cooking cunt on the countdown ads. Fucking hate that prick

[Number One]

Do you really think he writes the news? Peter Williams is the best thing on TVNZ.


Peter Williams on One news when covering the story about ACC levies going up for bikes "because motorcyclists are more likely to crash".......... WTF!!!????

Couldn't stand him as co-presenter. Smug, humourless snob.


Richard Till, the cooking cunt on the countdown ads. Fucking hate that prick

:lol: SNAAP!

[firefighter]

Richard Till, the cooking cunt on the countdown ads. Fucking hate that prick

2nd

That or the Bigsave mutt.

[nosebleed]

Josh Whateverthefuckhisnameis on TV3 Sunrise.
Retard is the perfect descriptor

[R6_kid]

John Minto. I want to punch the TV whenever there is a piece on a protest, the retarded fuck is always there no matter what they are protesting about - except when there was a protest about the protesters.

[Usarka]

well, I prefer Pippa Wetzell or Alison Mau...... but whatever floats your boat mate

The lesbian factor has worn off. Now it's the girly tee hee fucking hee show. Go and wash the dishes bitches.


Josh Whateverthefuckhisnameis on TV3 Sunrise.
Retard is the perfect descriptor

The breakfast weather presenter job advert for either channel:
- must have silent farts (if you know what i mean).

[Pedrostt500]

Dai Henwood

-Indy

Who He Said

[Leviticus]

2nd

That or the Bigsave mutt.

Is that the tart that has the expression of an unexpected cock up her arse? LOL

[Skyryder]

John Minto. I want to punch the TV whenever there is a piece on a protest, the retarded fuck is always there no matter what they are protesting about - except when there was a protest about the protesters.


Minto's OK. It's just his Middle East ideas that he has wrong. It's that fuckwit Ken Mair that's gota take the cake. The only good thing about Mairs is that he can get up Laws nose in a way no one else can.

But on a serious note it's a toss up between Laws and Banks. Both spout as much nonesense as each other so it's .......eani meani miny mo catch a...............................................



Skyyrder

[flyingcr250]

the guy from the energy spot adds

[Grasshopperus]

Worst things on TV are Australian adverts; "'What does your toilet say about you?" lowest common denominator bs

[Fatt Max]

Stephen Hawkins, he always looked well fucked to me.....

As for the 'Unexpected cock up the arse' comment earlier.....funniest thing I've read in years......and it brings back so many memories......

[rainman]

My nomination is Mihiarangi Forbes,who on Campbell Live tonight,explained that the subject of an item on weight loss had, "lost more than twice his body weight".

The guy didn't seem to be having trouble floating to the ceiling.He started at 220 kg and I guess he must be now have to fight 220kg of buoyancy to stay on the ground.

Can you come up with a bigger retard?

N.B. Campbell,Sainsbury,Henry and Holmes don't count.

Henry, even if it doesn't count.

BTW, it was pretty obvious Mihi meant "twice his current body weight" - by which I assume she actually means mass, while we're being pedantic, as weight ain't measured in kg. Y'know, beginning mass B=220, final mass F =~ B - 2F, therefore F is about 1/3 B, or 73ish kg. F = B- 2B just makes no sense, obviously. You sure she's the retard? :)

Pretty good achievement on the part of the former fat bastard, though. We should make him minister of health. Or just get him to go have a quiet with with Brownlee or Horomia... (Then again, it's pretty obvious from recent news Brownlee has some problems with self-control).

[firefighter]

John Minto. I want to punch the TV whenever there is a piece on a protest, the retarded fuck is always there no matter what they are protesting about - except when there was a protest about the protesters.

I change my vote......again! I fucken hate that Minto retard. As if that one Israeli girl has any political sway! (tennis)
Maybe we go and protest outside his place, about his protesting! See how he likes it. (do'nt even get me started on his latest outside the domes down south) :mad:


The lesbian factor has worn off. Now it's the girly tee hee fucking hee show. Go and wash the dishes bitches.

Agree with you here. Good Morning is shit now. Where's the funny gone? Just a sewing circle with a lesbian and some other blonde mum.......it's as dry as a dry thing. :blink: :sleep:

[Mom]

The lesbian factor has worn off. Now it's the girly tee hee fucking hee show.

I thought it was just me, terrible combination that one, giggle, giggle :puke:

[PrincessBandit]

..... It's that fuckwit Ken Mair that's gota take the cake.


Skyyrder

+1 for Ken. He really grinds my gears.
On telly I can't stand the Bam and the dirt is gone idiot. Aaaaaargh! Makes me want to bam him in the face to shut him up.

[scissorhands]

I cant watch any of them any more, or listen to the radio. So many of them are **whores of babylon**

I hope they get what they deserve, bum fucked really hard by the beast

Cursed is he who misleads a blind person on the road

[george formby]

" Spray, and walk away! " That guy would have 30 seconds to get off my property before he ate the deck

[nudemetalz]

Her from Briscoes adverts annoys me.
Lose the wig and retire !!!!!!!!!!!!
Get some young dumb blondy in there for us to perve at......and NO, NOT THE BIGSAVE chick !!!!!!

[avgas]

Richard Till, the cooking cunt on the countdown ads. Fucking hate that prick

Holly crap - I 100% agree with you. Everytime I hear that guy on the telly I just want to throw a steak at his face.

[Swoop]

Andy Knackstead from whatever bureaucracy he represents... Complete knob jockey and dumber than a box of hammers.

[Hopeful Bastard]

the one i hate at the moment is that dude who fronts the XT ads.. He should of refused to be on them..

Otherwise, its that dickhead on the countdown cooking ads..

[tide]

John Minto. I want to punch the TV whenever there is a piece on a protest, the retarded fuck is always there no matter what they are protesting about - except when there was a protest about the protesters.

Did you see the news piece they did when he actually finally went to visit SA recently... was winging cause what SA is now was not what he protesting for... like he had a fucking clue to start with...

[Crasherfromwayback]

I reckon the cocksucker that fronts Target gets my vote.

[roogazza]

I change my vote......again! I fucken hate that Minto retard. As if that one Israeli girl has any political sway! (tennis)
Maybe we go and protest outside his place, about his protesting! See how he likes it. (do'nt even get me started on his latest outside the domes down south) :mad:

Agree with you here. Good Morning is shit now. Where's the funny gone? Just a sewing circle with a lesbian and some other blonde mum.......it's as dry as a dry thing. :blink: :sleep:

I always hoped I'd meet Minto in 81 , I loved my minto bar !

I did flick on the morning show recently, not real sharp those sheilas. The blonde thinks she's special, probably cos Henry told her so ?

Hone fuckknuckle haraiworri part coon, gets my vote !!!!!

[PrincessBandit]

Haven't heard much from Terrify Harawira lately. Is she still around?

[PrincessBandit]

the one i hate at the moment is that dude who fronts the XT ads.. He should of refused to be on them..



But The Hamster is sooooooooo cute!! Heard the guys on Hauraki the other morning (what on earth possessed me to have the radio on that station I'll never know, but I digress) laughing that Hammond didn't come to NZ for the Top Gear Live show 'cos he was too embarrassed to show his face... Poor guy, fancy being a very public face of a lemon. He's still cute though.

[avgas]

Otherwise, its that dickhead on the countdown cooking ads..
Thats 3 now - lets start a poll!

[Maha]

Anyone on 'The Crowd Goes Wild'!
I never watch it but have seen a couple of episode of late, what a fuckin boring bunch of self opinionated fools.

[tri boy]

As for the 'Unexpected cock up the arse' comment earlier.....funniest thing I've read in years......and it brings back so many memories......


Don't go there. For the sake of the children, please.

[retro asian]

I reckon the cocksucker that fronts Target gets my vote.

+1 I'm well sick of his husky voice...

No hating on the "I spray and walk away" guy please!!!

[FlangMasterJ]

Anyone on 'The Crowd Goes Wild'!
I never watch it but have seen a couple of episode of late, what a fuckin boring bunch of self opinionated fools.

Totally agree.

My vote is for the guy with no neck off the Special Olympics ad.

[reemit]

"Bam and the fkn Dirt is Gone, you smelly bastards".:dodge:
The stuff hes selling is dubious too.:bash:

[mashman]

"Bam and the fkn Dirt is Gone, you smelly bastards".:dodge:
The stuff hes selling is dubious too.:bash:

Yeah my missus won't go near the stuff without a re-breather... but i'll lend my vote to Target Twat...

[rainman]

On telly I can't stand the Bam and the dirt is gone idiot. Aaaaaargh!


Her from Briscoes adverts annoys me.


But you remember the ads, and what they're for...

[reemit]

But you remember the ads, and what they're for...

But i remember Monika Lewinsky but it doesn't make me wanna .......:blink: mm.... you might have a point there.

[Winston001]

... but i'll lend my vote to Target Twat...

Brooke Howard-Smith. Double barrelled name, says it all really. :shit:

[Toaster]

" Spray, and walk away! " That guy would have 30 seconds to get off my property before he ate the deck

Yep! You are lucky you are in Pahia and not Howick (aka Shanghai).

[Grubber]

But you remember the ads, and what they're for...

Aren't they having a sale this weekend?

[rainman]

Aren't they having a sale this weekend?

"Bam, and the Dirt is Gone?" Don't think so...

[Swoop]

Another entry: Mr Sleazy bastard from the Jetstar adverts. Main presenter bloke with dark hair.

[EJK]

Damn, so far no one mentioned John Key. He must be preety out-dated or something.