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Usarka
3rd March 2010, 19:25
How about some real ones, not washed up ex-players who don't have any other skills to earn a living.....


If there wasn't such a big lag with sky I'd have radio sport on and turn the useless cunts off.

Go the black caps :wari:

Big Dave
3rd March 2010, 19:41
Advance Australia Fair and all that but God bless Smithy.

Hitcher
3rd March 2010, 19:46
Ian Smith is a superb commentator. Very few others are capable of accurately calling a ball in realtime. And he is a wry and canny observer of the game.

And, apart from Brian Waddell on Radio Sport, name another commentator who isn't a former player?

blackdog
3rd March 2010, 19:48
How about some real ones, not washed up ex-players who don't have any other skills to earn a living.....


If there wasn't such a big lag with sky I'd have radio sport on and turn the useless cunts off.

Go the black caps :wari:

agreed totally! (a few exceptions) rigour has a real dry soh can make me crack up sometimes, and wouldn't be right without smiffy

kyle mills i thought did a good job on debut when he was injured too

doull, macmillan, styris and the rest i could do without. half the time they just present themselves/sound like illiterate blockheads

and.... thank god no m.crowe this series hes the bloody worst of the lot of 'em. thinks hes god, assumes he knows everything annoys the fuck outta me


God bless Smithy.

x1000

pretty evenly poised at mo aye? reckon theres more resistance than was expected so far ;)

Big Dave
3rd March 2010, 20:01
I would have said advantage NZ currently - how goes Taylor goes the match

Usarka
3rd March 2010, 20:05
And, apart from Brian Waddell on Radio Sport, name another commentator who isn't a former player?

T'is enough to make the radio the preferred option.

Bring back journalists commenting on sport.

Big Dave
3rd March 2010, 20:08
I appreciate Smithy the same way I did Richie. Maaaarvelous.

For all you kids watching at home, After decades of Ian Chapple and Tony Grieg I automatically turn the sound down and make my own observations anyway. So for you young fellows take a note of that, and this weeks limited edition special offer memorabilia, click..........

mattian
3rd March 2010, 20:09
Former cricketers as commentators are not nearly as bad as former All Blacks calling a rugby match. Ian Kirkpatrick former All Black legend....... "Don't you just love it when the big men take it up"

Big Dave
3rd March 2010, 20:11
Posted this elsewhere recently:

Rex Mossop is a famous Australian footballer who became the senior broadcaster and game caller for many years.

Retired in the late 80's/90's.

Rex had copped a few above the neck in his day.

But by force of personality he made a fabulous career which included a number of Yogi Berra-like quotables.

Lady Jane beach was a secluded and controversial nude beach in the suburb that the very successful people in Sydney live in.

Rex became the advocate for banning nude bathing on the beach and was interviewed on the steps that lead down to it - live on the National News.

In all innocence he said:

'I will not have other people's Genitalia rammed down my throat!'

oldrider
3rd March 2010, 20:20
So...OK, how did the game turn out today? Is it even finished yet? I don't have any means of watching or listening to it! Cheers, John.

Ahh, just looked up on Stuff, it's anybodies game at the moment, must be good to watch! Sigh, must think about upgrading TV to Sky or something!

vindy500
3rd March 2010, 20:27
need 42 off 31, 6 down

Big Dave
3rd March 2010, 20:28
How bad it used to be and how nice and violent it was

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mattian
3rd March 2010, 20:28
So...OK, how did the game turn out today? Is it even finished yet? I don't have any means of watching or listening to it! Cheers, John.

Ahh, just looked up on Stuff, it's anybodies game at the moment, must be good to watch! Sigh, must think about upgrading TV to Sky or something!
Its on Prime..... you get prime dont you? fuck.... Tuffey just got out.

vindy500
3rd March 2010, 20:28
7 down.....

blackdog
3rd March 2010, 20:38
I appreciate Smithy the same way I did Richie. Maaaarvelous.

.........this weeks limited edition special offer memorabilia, click..........

or the 12th man.........memorable labia

blackdog
3rd March 2010, 20:42
Former cricketers as commentators are not nearly as bad as former All Blacks calling a rugby match. Ian Kirkpatrick former All Black legend....... "Don't you just love it when the big men take it up"

or mexted?

scores tied with 2 mins on the clock....

"so now the next team to score will probably win"

blackdog
3rd March 2010, 20:43
18 needed.......nervous times

Big Dave
3rd March 2010, 20:46
Hmmmm - I think I'm becoming a bit of a T20 covert.

They should just play it from now - I propose a F/5 comp.

cromagnon
3rd March 2010, 20:51
Goooooo bondy, scores are level

blackdog
3rd March 2010, 20:52
who knew bondy could bat a bit???!!!

Hitcher
3rd March 2010, 20:52
Hmmmm - I think I'm becoming a bit of a T20 covert.

They should just play it from now - I propose a F/5 comp.

Nooooooooo!

mattian
3rd March 2010, 20:53
fuck yeah !!!!! get some kiwi in yaaaaaaa

Hitcher
3rd March 2010, 20:53
Hmmmm - I think I'm becoming a bit of a T20 covert.

They should just play it from now - I propose a F/5 comp.

Nooooooooo!

Big Dave
3rd March 2010, 20:54
Styrus the replacement.

Ronin
3rd March 2010, 20:55
fuck yeah !!!!! get some kiwi in yaaaaaaa

I am currently in negotiations over that exact same subject.

Big Dave
3rd March 2010, 20:57
Nooooooooo!


Is there an echo in here?

Stig picked the total as 20 short too.

Pussy
3rd March 2010, 21:04
This is how it should be done....



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oldrider
3rd March 2010, 21:12
Thanks, no only get 123 and radio live sometimes, that's it!

vindy500
3rd March 2010, 21:16
Great game

oldrider
3rd March 2010, 21:20
A win for NZ, hey that's great for cricket! I got it off Stuff!