Packing your pants

[Hopeful Bastard]

have you ever packed your trousers or shorts or w/e you are wearing when you have NOT been on your bike or in your car?? If so, tell us the story here!


My one was today. Scared the living fuck outta me!!! Washing the garage roof down and my shoe just happen to "slip" about half a meter. :shit:

Also, Painted the house roof and my shoe found the nice wet paint! :shit::shit::shit:

Its a good drop onto concrete from the Garage and House roof. Boy.. Had to take a minute or two to let the heart rate drop so i can carry on safely! :blink:

[fliplid]

...so i can carry on safely! :blink:

Why do you reckon your doing it safely?

[huff3r]

I pack my pants when i go on holiday, does that count? :lol:

But seriously... carrying a stack of pizza pans at work, shoulder height on a wet floor... thats some scary stuff!

[Hopeful Bastard]

Why do you reckon your doing it safely?

I was alright until the foot touched the slippery shit!

[=cJ=]

Working on rope up the top of a 10 metre mast, karabiner was clipped on to my harness, done up tight and proper, but was taking load at 90 degrees to its long axis.

It rotated into it's "correct" position with a hell of a snap as I was moving about working.

I only dropped a few centimeters before it took the load, but the heart rate went into orbit...

I now check and try to align karabiners BEFORE I load them up.

[MIXONE]

I was driving a dump truck in a quarry.Was about to drop my load when the face collapsed around me.Only fell about 40 feet but it seemed to take forever.The boss asked me if I wanted to go home and change my gruts.

[Mudfart]

i fell into a printing press, when another printer left spilled oil on top of a machine guard.
the oil was invisible on a cream coloured guard, and after i dropped into it, because it was so violent of a fall, i had to take a minute to think to myself if anything felt broken.
i was too scared to look at my legs, my inside right leg narrowly missed these giant sharp as a mofo splicing knives, but fuck me do i have a hell of a permanent scar and some dead flesh there now. Hurts every once in a while, and when people see it, they freak.
it must be ugly. adds to the other scar tissue. all on my legs, thank arse, its not my face.

[Usarka]

Snorted too much coke so shoveled it up my arse. Went to do a fart but my ringpiece was so numb that all the pooh came out.

Good times.

[Fatt Max]

When I was an apprentice sparky I used to work down the London Underground. What the bastards didnt tell me was that the Post Office had their own underground rail network that run parallel to th enormal train tunnels. If you were down there and didnt know, you would swear there was a train coming down your track but it was the other side of the wall.
So, one night I am down in the tunnels, about 3.00am doing some work. Next thing I hear a train, the guy who I was with told me to hit the deck face down in the well between the rails, put my hands on my head and keep shouting 'I'm Ok, I'm Ok' untill the train had run over me.
Of course there was no danger but as the sound got louder I was packing my undies, fair shitting myself.
Next thing I hear all this laughing and the guys were all standing around me pissing themselves at this fat little apprentice shouting his head off while papping his undies face donw on the track.
I was 17, I shit myself.
Thank fuck Youtube as not around in 1984.....I would have renamed it Poo Tube.....!!