I stink.

[Big Dave]

Rode 200km round the Waikato this afternoon and had two - yes two! - lovely livestock urine baths from passing semis.

Phhhheeeeewwwwww!!!

[MisterD]

That big cloud of flies must be making you feel homesick for Aussie then?

[Oscar]

Rode 200km round the Waikato this afternoon and had two - yes two! - lovely livestock urine baths from passing semis.

Phhhheeeeewwwwww!!!

Why dintcha drop in?

[allycatz]

Ewwww golden shower bovine style.....yuckies!

[Mom]

At least the roads were dry BD. I remember many the time commuting over the Dome Valley on wet roads behind stock trucks when my helmet was of the open faced variety, and I wore goggles and a mask with it. Nothing beat arriving at work grim faced (you could not open your mouth) taking off the trusty mask and helmet to discover green lines on your face where the air gaps were in your safety ensemble :pinch: :sick:

I used to write to Lickwood Smith about it all the time, filthy things! Friggen dangerous stuff too is cow shit!

[Big Dave]

Why dintcha drop in?

Was ooooover side t' lake.

You wouldn't have enjoyed the aroma socially anyways. I may have to burn the towels before Co-pilot gets home.

[98tls]

Nothing to do with a Donkey then D?

[JimO]

Nothing to do with a Donkey then D?

bahahahahahaha

[Oscar]

Was ooooover side t' lake.

You wouldn't have enjoyed the aroma socially anyways. I may have to burn the towels before Co-pilot gets home.

I have a teenage son.
You couldn't smell worse than him...

[The Everlasting]

Ewww.....:laugh:

[Big Dave]

Nah - never been an Ass man.

[Elysium]

Doesn't beat following a truck carrying bee hives on the open road!

[lorenzo.V]

"Rexona for men...it won't let you down..."

[Smokin]

had two - yes two! - lovely livestock urine baths from passing semis.

Phhhheeeeewwwwww!!!

You must be taking the piss right?

[Mom]

I have a teenage son.
You couldn't smell worse than him...

Thankfully, teenaged boys grow up and become most gorgeous men. EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW though, fark dont they wreak! I well remember coming home from work during school holidays to a room full of "boys" watching TV with the curtains closed. Boody hell, they should issue instructions on handling that sort of shit :yes:

[Smifffy]

200 km doesn't get one very far round the Waikato :rofl: :bleh:

Stock trucks surely are a C-Nut tho. I've had bad experiences with 'em twice this week in different places, and I'm beginning to think it was the same driver.

:mad:

[Number One]

Bet it stopped you licking your lips and thus suffering chapped kissers!

[Mom]

Bet it stopped you licking your lips and thus suffering chapped kissers!

Honest to goodness #1. There is nothing in this world that would convince you to pucker up, or anything else for that matter, after a trip behind an ejaculating stock truck :sunny:

[Number One]

Honest to goodness #1. There is nothing in this world that would convince you to pucker up, or anything else for that matter, after a trip behind an ejaculating stock truck :sunny:

Tee hee hee sometimes a girls just gotta pash her man when she swings off her bike upon arrival home after a long battle of a ride...no matter what ;)

But then I am a filthy youngun ;)

[98tls]

Tee hee hee sometimes a girls just gotta pash her man when she swings off her bike upon arrival home after a long battle of a ride...no matter what ;)

But then I am a filthy youngun ;) Im speechless.:shifty:Nice work Nu 1.:Punk:

[Mom]

Tee hee hee sometimes a girls just gotta pash her man when she swings off her bike upon arrival home after a long battle of a ride...no matter what ;)

But then I am a filthy youngun ;)

I knew there was a reason I luffs you :confused: carry that torch for us oldies woncha :yes:

[Big Dave]

200 km doesn't get one very far round the Waikato :rofl: :bleh:




I only had my lunch break.

[Big Dave]

That big cloud of flies must be making you feel homesick for Aussie then?

Bloke asked me what I miss about Aus today.

I said I don't miss being out for a ride and not being able to just walk into the long grass for a slash because it's likely full of snakes.

[Big Dave]

Bet it stopped you licking your lips and thus suffering chapped kissers!

Meh - I sandpaper my lips to keep them smooth. Trick I taught Chuck Norris.

[Edbear]

I only had my lunch break.

Now there's a bold statement... :shutup:

[98tls]

Bloke asked me what I miss about Aus today.

I said I don't miss being out for a ride and not being able to just walk into the long grass for a slash because it's likely full of snakes.

As opposed to the luxury of pissing in long grass here whilst it ticlkles ya nuts.

[Big Dave]

Now there's a bold statement... :shutup:

I'm a freelancer - I'm still on my lunch break.

[Big Dave]

I can still smell it.....oh no. I think it's my helmet.
Soap and water arai here we come.

[MIXONE]

And that's with catch tanks!

[Maha]

I can still smell it.....oh no. I think it's my helmet.
Soap and water arai here we come.

Ya now gonna have to rip out all your nose hair cos thats where the piss particles have made thier home...if you know what I mean.

[Big Dave]

Hmmm yerss - I grabbed a bunch of tea tree leaves out on the evening walk and inhaled deeply - got rid of most of it.