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Blackshear
27th April 2010, 09:41
In light of my current morning predicament, I have decided to share a handy how-to(not) on your morning.

1. Make absolutely sure your bike will not start.
2. Walk 8k's to work.
3. Work for 10 minutes before being told to go and get your steel-caps (d'oh)
4. Walk all the fucking way back home
5. Take off tank to figure out why there is no spark going to a certain plug
6. Inadvertently rip off the fuel line in a hurry
7. Roll ankle crossing the road outside, 4 steps from your driveway

I'm seriously waiting to be struck by lightning.


While my tank, airbox, carbs and spark caps are out (Don't have ball-socket set for plugs. Fucking I-4's), what else is there for a noob to do while he takes a day off work? :sunny:

MSTRS
27th April 2010, 09:54
Don't. Touch. Anything.

neels
27th April 2010, 09:55
Go back to bed, and have another go tomorrow

Blackshear
27th April 2010, 09:58
Don't. Touch. Anything.
I'm inclined to agree with your wisdom.


Go back to bed, and have another go tomorrow
Already had caffeine, not an option.

Ah well.
CoD4 it is.

slofox
27th April 2010, 11:43
Stay away from ME!

p.dath
27th April 2010, 12:33
Stand back away from everyone. Further. Further.

Dare
27th April 2010, 22:17
Eeek. And I thought my Bandit needed help. I agree, today was obviously not a day to be around heavy machinery.

Mully
27th April 2010, 22:20
For God's sake, don't have a wank.

trailblazer
27th April 2010, 22:23
thank god you live in auckland and not down here i have enough bad luck.

twotyred
27th April 2010, 22:34
rolled ankle whilst getting caps,work related accident,ACC,stay home...:niceone: