7 easy steps to a bad day.

[Blackshear]

In light of my current morning predicament, I have decided to share a handy how-to(not) on your morning.

1. Make absolutely sure your bike will not start.
2. Walk 8k's to work.
3. Work for 10 minutes before being told to go and get your steel-caps (d'oh)
4. Walk all the fucking way back home
5. Take off tank to figure out why there is no spark going to a certain plug
6. Inadvertently rip off the fuel line in a hurry
7. Roll ankle crossing the road outside, 4 steps from your driveway

I'm seriously waiting to be struck by lightning.


While my tank, airbox, carbs and spark caps are out (Don't have ball-socket set for plugs. Fucking I-4's), what else is there for a noob to do while he takes a day off work?

[MSTRS:Me]

Don't. Touch. Anything.

[neels]

Go back to bed, and have another go tomorrow

[Blackshear]

Don't. Touch. Anything.

I'm inclined to agree with your wisdom.

Go back to bed, and have another go tomorrow

Already had caffeine, not an option.

Ah well.
CoD4 it is.

[slofox]

Stay away from ME!

[p.dath]

Stand back away from everyone. Further. Further.

[Dare]

Eeek. And I thought my Bandit needed help. I agree, today was obviously not a day to be around heavy machinery.

[Mully]

For God's sake, don't have a wank.

[trailblazer]

thank god you live in auckland and not down here i have enough bad luck.

[twotyred]

rolled ankle whilst getting caps,work related accident,ACC,stay home...