poor Indians - aussie bastard.

[Big Dave]

I see that greg chappell has been apointed coach of india to replace your man wright (respected opponent).
not only is he the man who brought us australias greatest sporting shame, he was also the man that was chucked out of the commentary box for his 'That ball has left him reaching like a sick dog' comments.

watch for harbijhan singhs new delivery - the mully-doosra

6 months. he's a dick.

[Hitcher]

Who was that Indian commentator who was out here a couple of years ago with the Indian tour who had such gems as: "That delivery had him up on his toes like a midget at a urinal!"

[Grizz]

Who was that Indian commentator who was out here a couple of years ago with the Indian tour who had such gems as: "That delivery had him up on his toes like a midget at a urinal!"

It was either Cuthisarminhalf, or Rubbishbinnie :rofl:

[Oscar]

Who was that Indian commentator who was out here a couple of years ago with the Indian tour who had such gems as: "That delivery had him up on his toes like a midget at a urinal!"

Yer still going to beat:

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey..."


The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey" attributed to BBC commentator Brian Johnston. Peter Willey is now a Test umpire.

[Big Dave]

Yer still going to beat:

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey..."

Yes, the one.

Quotations wise i like John Embury's famous:

'How's the back, John?'
'The facking facker's facking facked'

which was thought to be the rudest line ever uttered in cricket - until Warnie's:
'Facking Arsey carn't' was beamed into our living rooms.

I still like Mal Meninga's opening address - under the goal posts - in State of origin quite a few years ago.

Ray Warren: 'righty ho - in a new nine technological masterpiece we've installed a camera and microphone on the cross bar and now take you LIVE INSIDE THE QUEENSLAND HUDDLE.
Cut to close up of Mr Meninga et al and audio clear as a bell:
'Right, we're gonna stick it right up these c*nts, OK'.
fade to black.....

and the other all time fave is Brian Goorjian, coach of the Sydney Kings basketball team.

On ABC TV Live: Time out Breakers.
Commentator Carfino: 'Right let's go down and hear what coach goorjian has to say to the Sydney Kings....
Segway Goorjian (veins on neck protruding): "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!?! THIS IS A FUCKING WAR OUT HERE!!!!! Matty (Neilson) Will you get with the fucking progr...
fade to black.

love it.

[Storm]

:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme Great stuff folks

[TonyB]

LOL, Great stuff
According to Aaron Slights book, for the 87 Aussie Castrol 6 hour, his helmet was wired so that he could hear and speak to the commentary team for the event, which was shown live. He was coming up to a critical part of the track when the genius producer thought it would be a good time for the commentary team to speak to him. Slights reaction (which isn't printed in the book) ensured that they would never try this kind of link up again. LOL

Does any one know what he said?

[Eurodave]

It was either Cuthisarminhalf, or Rubbishbinnie :rofl:

No I think it was Mahatmacoat & Ramset fastna

[Big Dave]

Who was that Indian commentator who was out here a couple of years ago with the Indian tour who had such gems as: "That delivery had him up on his toes like a midget at a urinal!"


Mate, I don't remember his name either - but he wore the Turban and was possibly the most obtuse and acute I've ever heard - all at the same time - great stuff and very entertaining aye.

[Storm]

Or the arab poofter Methimina Gaybar