25BHP for only US$20! Don't miss out!

[onearmedbandit]

Roll up roll up, that's right ladies and gentlemen, why spend thousands of dollars on exhaust systems, power commanders etc etc when for only US$20, that's right, only twenty dollars, you can gain an extra 25bhp AND save fuel!! With this special chip inserted into your ecu you'll be beating all your mates, but buy our special double adapter along with a second chip, and you'll now have 50bhp and save even more fuel, and beat the guys at the track. But that's not all, not only will this boost your power, torque, and sex appeal, but it will also increase your final top speed by 10%. What are you waiting for????

Don't delay, our callers are waiting!

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[slofox]

Geez - I don't dare click on that...someone else do it huh and let me know what happens...

[onearmedbandit]

Aw it's just an ebay link.

[Mudfart]

too good to be true....

[slofox]

Prolly a horse you tie onto the bike, yes?

[robertvi]

Looks more like a set of XOR gates from Jaycar to me

[grusomhat]

Ordered! I'll let you know how I get on modifying it to fit a bike with carburetters. I'm thinking some sort of small pipes from each pin onto the vacuum pipes.

[onearmedbandit]

We thank sir very much for custom. Yes fit to bike carb problem is the negative, we can supply you tappered special race pipes for you're vacuum pips. Please you decide to us colour.

[Lurch]

We thank sir very much for custom. Yes fit to bike carb problem is the negative, we can supply you tappered special race pipes for you're vacuum pips. Please you decide to us colour.

lolwut?????

[Lurch]

I just ordered 4, check it! 4!!!

That's 100 HORSE POWER!!!!!! My ride is going to be insane!!!! AND save fuel!

[R6_kid]

lolwut?????

Engrish no very good. My make sorry to you.

[CookMySock]

It tricks the ECU by faking the inlet temps. Isn't that exactly what the powercommander does?

Admittedly, the powercommander gives you a few more options, but the principle is identical.


Steve

[onearmedbandit]

I just ordered 4, check it! 4!!!

That's 100 HORSE POWER!!!!!! My ride is going to be insane!!!! AND save fuel!

Too sir careful be please as 4 special chip installed on cylinder of two variety will give fuel to you in excess of required amount by cylinder per the intake of the consumption strike. We advise sir not to combine the clothing fire whilst the riding occurs.

[imdying]

Admittedly, the powercommander gives you a few more options, but the principle is identicalNah man, absolutely nothing like it, principle is vastly different.

[Lurch]

Too sir careful be please as 4 special chip installed on cylinder of two variety will give fuel to you in excess of required amount by cylinder per the intake of the consumption strike. We advise sir not to combine the clothing fire whilst the riding occurs.

Hah! you know nothing about electronics! I'm gonna wire them in series!

[onearmedbandit]

It tricks the ECU by faking the inlet temps. Isn't that exactly what the powercommander does?

Admittedly, the powercommander gives you a few more options, but the principle is identical.


Steve

Powercommander costs many money to by and may requiere dino to sort the nature of the consumption. For only 20 dollar we requirer no to the dino and give you sexy appeal too. Special deal to you sir for Hyosung increase two chip for special dollar only 40!

[Lurch]

Powercommander costs many money to by and may requiere dino to sort the nature of the consumption. For only 20 dollar we requirer no to the dino and give you sexy appeal too. Special deal to you sir for Hyosung increase two chip for special dollar only 40!

I wish I could bling you more right now.

[onearmedbandit]

Hah! you know nothing about electronics! I'm gonna wire them in series!

Where by location is 'series'? We note different send address on purchase sign.

[Flip]

Fark me this is just too good to be true. Just goes to show all those engineers at Suzuki that they know nothing about motor design and bike tuning.

[varminter]

I have seven of these on my bike. It runs like a dream and the tank keeps filling up. I send the surplus to Marsden Point. Honest.

[miloking]

It tricks the ECU by faking the inlet temps. Isn't that exactly what the powercommander does?

Admittedly, the powercommander gives you a few more options, but the principle is identical.

Steve

LOl no its not what power commander does at all....in basic words it adjust amount of fuel going into each cylinder based on exact RPM and throttle position to remove any lean/rich spots based on what type of map you've uploaded to it (custom or preset), also new PCV does it separately for each gear selected...

BTW to anyone who buys this and/or actualy belives there is even 0.1% chance its going to give you 25HP...you must be simply retarded! (or you like to support chinese economy) :D

[blackdog]

i was following another thread where yellowdog got summit similar for his tiger, and it worked all good

hang on i'll go see if i can find it....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/122760-Booster-plug?highlight=yellowdog

[bogan]

i was following another thread where yellowdog got summit similar for his tiger, and it worked all good

hang on i'll go see if i can find it....

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you can get that sort of increase buying a deristrictor, and most of those have less bits in em than the one in the OP

[steve_t]

I was reading somewhere that many of the japanese bikes will default to a coldish intake temp map if you disconnect the IAT sensor. Unfortunately, it doesn't fix the parts of the map where the bike is running lean due to a freer flowing exhaust. I wonder if this chip is a chip at all and not just something that cuts off the IAT signal - that'd be funny as :laugh:

[Taz]

Dammit! Think I've been ripped! Bought one of these and there is no way I can get it to work with a twin points setup. I am sure my bike is fuel injected as when I wind the handle grip fuel squirts into the intake. What am I doing wrong? And i havent recieved my millions from nigeria either. I'll send them another grand to release it tomorrow.

[miloking]

Dammit! Think I've been ripped! Bought one of these and there is no way I can get it to work with a twin points setup. I am sure my bike is fuel injected as when I wind the handle grip fuel squirts into the intake. What am I doing wrong? And i havent recieved my millions from nigeria either. I'll send them another grand to release it tomorrow.

Iam also still waiting for my girlfriend from somewhere in russia to arrive, i've sent her the money to help her pay for lawyer to get her estate payout sorted...and she stopped replying to my emails :D

[EJK]

Wonder if I attach that to my USB pen drive... Will I get extra Gigabyte?

[miloking]

Wonder if I attach that to my USB pen drive... Will I get extra Gigabyte?

No but if you attach it to pen drive it becomes an iphone...

[ducatilover]

Will it save my big end bearings from too much timing advance?
In theory this could be a cure to all our problems, if I invested in thier secret tech and Wired up 17 of these to an amplifier and power inverter, powered by a brownian motion turbine [my own invention, don't fucking touch it] I could power a small country, like America.