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madbikeboy
17th May 2010, 13:12
I think there's room for a post like this.

I was sitting talking shit with bikebabes Sharry and MsKaBC (and her bloke) at Deus yesterday. There was a wall of rain in every direction, so like the latte drinking poofs we have become, we stopped to enjoy some time telling tall stories about how sensible each of us has become in our old age.

Now, those of you who give a shit will notice that I haven't been around much in 8 or so months - I took some time to travel, play, and basically goof off. Sitting with good friends is the quintessential biker experience. Scrolling through my last dialled numbers I see mostly people who wear dead cow for fun.

Most of my best travel experiences included two wheels of varying descriptions - riding a Vespa in Airlie Beach with a hot Dutch chick in a mini, the once in a lifetime Desmosidici in San Francisco, and doing shots with a heavily tattooed Harley owning bartender in New York, mocking him for his retarded choice in bikes.

I have transcended worrying about addiction to visceral thrills; instead I embrace velocity as an old friend. I am biker, therefore I am.

Full circle, I salute my friends who have stuck with me through fun and not so good - there's a heap of you on this site; you know who you are, and why I thank all of you.

R6_kid
17th May 2010, 13:16
Mememememememememememememememememe. lol

Gremlin
18th May 2010, 02:13
what a load of poppycock. Buy a KTM, then you won't spend your time writing :p

CookMySock
18th May 2010, 09:09
geez ya not gunna die are ya?

Steve

onearmedbandit
18th May 2010, 09:21
geez ya not gunna die are ya?

Steve

I think he is. Mind you, I think we all will one day.

gijoe1313
18th May 2010, 10:45
Gee MBB, I think you need to go out for a ride :msn-wink: (Heaven knows, I need to! :weep:)

madbikeboy
18th May 2010, 12:11
Well Justin, I've been inviting you between your 2 jobs...

As for dying soon, I hope not, I still have lots of chicks and bikes to ride...

madbikeboy
18th May 2010, 12:13
What a load of poppycock, if I bought a KTM I'd spend my life talking to cops (just like you do) for pulling wheelstands everywhere (just like you do). How come you didn't turn up on the weekend, we drank loads of coffee and ate lots of pies. Sharry was getting all misty eyed over her time on the KTM, something to do with good vibrations...

vifferman
18th May 2010, 17:59
Can I be your friend too? Even though I'm boring and a cock? Or a boring cock?
Can I, huh?

madbikeboy
19th May 2010, 11:38
Can I be your friend too? Even though I'm boring and a cock? Or a boring cock?
Can I, huh?

Viff - you're already on my friends list, xmas card list, and you'd be more than welcome to actually come for a ride sometime...!

Gremlin
20th May 2010, 19:26
What a load of poppycock, if I bought a KTM I'd spend my life talking to cops (just like you do) for pulling wheelstands everywhere (just like you do). How come you didn't turn up on the weekend, we drank loads of coffee and ate lots of pies. Sharry was getting all misty eyed over her time on the KTM, something to do with good vibrations...
Rubbish... I haven't spoken to a cop about the interpretation of laws on the roadside for over 1.5 years (runs off to touch wood, rabbits foot, 4 leafed clover *insert lucky thing here*). Yes, I have spoken to cops about other things, but none required the receiving of points, or paying of fees. :bleh:

GF had something on, on Sunday mid morning... so a complete time clash.

gale_wolf
20th May 2010, 21:49
Gee MBB, I think you need to go out for a ride :msn-wink: (Heaven knows, I need to! :weep:)
Yo J, so do I. Had a lot of fun last time. Let's go :D

madbikeboy
21st May 2010, 13:23
Can you explain how much helium is in your front tire? Why do you keep trying to scrape off your numberplate, what has it done to you?

It's better for everyone when your GF has nothing on. Smirk.

R-Soul
21st May 2010, 13:57
I think he is. Mind you, I think we all will one day.

not me. I have an evil plan. bwahahahahhahaa

vifferman
21st May 2010, 17:10
Viff - you're already on my friends list, xmas card list, and you'd be more than welcome to actually come for a ride sometime...!

Yay! It'll have to be in the next few weeks though, or not for a few months. :confused:

MsKABC
21st May 2010, 20:14
I was sitting talking shit with bikebabes Sharry and MsKaBC (and her bloke) at Deus yesterday. There was a wall of rain in every direction, so like the latte drinking poofs we have become, we stopped to enjoy some time telling tall stories about how sensible each of us has become in our old age.


As I recall, you were the only poofter drinking a latte. :bleh: Next thing we know, you'll be riding a Goldwing with a fluffy dog in the top box.

Sharry
22nd May 2010, 20:56
As I recall, you were the only poofter drinking a latte. :bleh: Next thing we know, you'll be riding a Goldwing with a fluffy dog in the top box.

Indeed, I had a flat white :innocent: