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Fatt Max
22nd May 2010, 15:21
Just back from taking mini Max to see Disney on Ice at Vector Arena.

Great show, all the favourites out jumping around like Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto and Goofy (these are not KB'rs by the way, I;m talking about the Disney characters).

Any road upwards, Buzz Lightyear and The Incredibles do a bit as well and the kids are loving it.

Then, onto the ice comes this 20 something chick dressed as Snow White, and I immediatley start visualising me, her, a rubber thong, pickled onions and a 6 pack of Guinness in a spa pool.......oooohhhhh far canal.......

Seeing as this is a fairytale character, should I feel guilty about this......??

PrincessBandit
22nd May 2010, 15:40
I'd be more worried if 'twere the 7 dwarves you were fantasising over..... or the evil queen (but then there is something about baaaaaad girls isn't there?)

FJRider
22nd May 2010, 15:57
A 6 pack of Gunness ... this is a fairytale. Show some class ... a bottle of some bubbly at least ... :yes:

fliplid
22nd May 2010, 16:36
A 6 pack of Gunness ... this is a fairytale. Show some class ... a bottle of some bubbly at least ... :yes:

Guiness has bubbles, and is available in bottles...:yes:

MSTRS
22nd May 2010, 16:42
...and it gives better head than champers...

Coldrider
22nd May 2010, 16:52
...and it gives better head than champers...and sometimes chicks...

Maha
22nd May 2010, 17:08
Thought of this straight away!

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Oakie
22nd May 2010, 17:28
The level of guilt you feel should depend on what you intended to do with
A) the pickled onions
and
B) the first empty Guinness bottle.

Big Dave
22nd May 2010, 17:28
http://homepage.mac.com/david_cohen_design/.Pictures/10pics/855903-ho-white.jpg

avgas
22nd May 2010, 17:55
I always wanted to tap snow white.

Tank
22nd May 2010, 18:03
reminds me of my fav post of all time on textsfromlastnight.com

" i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star... "

Insanity_rules
22nd May 2010, 22:58
I always had a thing for Sleeping Beauty myself!

Fatt Max
23rd May 2010, 08:58
I always had a thing for Sleeping Beauty myself!

Yeah, can see that she would bang like a barn door in the wind and would have a great collection of shagging tackle to wear, but she is just a tad too skinny for me.

Now, Mrs Shreck, there's a woman with a great set of tits who dont mind getting down and dirty in the mud, plus by the look of her bloke she is a bit of a chubby chaser, reckon I could be in there......give the old swamp a bit of mowing......Wouldnt put it past her to fart in the sack as well like a real woman should