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wysper
31st May 2010, 11:39
you are prepared to drive down to Wellington from Hamilton with the family to watch the Phoenix play the Boca Juniors, but you won't drive across town to watch the All Blacks play Wales.....


anyone got any other signs?

Deano
31st May 2010, 11:43
anyone got any other signs?

Starting a thread on a computer forum questioning whether you are a real bloke or not ?

I mean, would a real bloke do that ?

Just pulling your leg mate, but thugby doesn't interest me in the slightest. I would travel to Auckland from home to watch WSBK or a GP, but I wouldn't cross town to watch a game of rugby either.

Oscar
31st May 2010, 11:46
you are prepared to drive down to Wellington from Hamilton with the family to watch the Phoenix play the Boca Juniors, but you won't drive across town to watch the All Blacks play Wales.....


anyone got any other signs?

Nothing wrong or un-blokey with that.
I'm going.

slofox
31st May 2010, 11:50
you are prepared to drive down to Wellington from Hamilton with the family to watch the Phoenix play the Boca Juniors, but you won't drive across town to watch the All Blacks play Wales.....


You are a sick man Wysper...

I'd go watch Wales play - partly because my son lives in Cardiff and doctors several members of the Wales squad. I'd like to have a look and see which ones have two heads - those'd be his patients for sure...I brought him up him well...

mashman
31st May 2010, 12:37
anyone got any other signs?

not finding sheep attractive :shifty:

rustyrobot
31st May 2010, 16:14
Able to string more than 5 words together to form a sentence.
Not using the word 'mate' more than once per conversation.
Not having 'lock em up for ever' or 'smash 'em' as your answer for ever social or personal problem
Watching the news on TV3
Being able to name one feeling you have other than anger
Being able to cook something that doesn't require '5 minutes either side'

hey... stereotyping is fun, now I see why real kiwi blokes love to do it so much

Big Dave
31st May 2010, 16:17
....you were born in Sydney.
Go Saints.

Tank
31st May 2010, 16:37
....you were born in Sydney.

People arnt born in Sydney - the're spawned.

Ronin
31st May 2010, 16:39
When you sell Icecream for a living.

Kickaha
31st May 2010, 18:17
but I wouldn't cross town to watch a game of rugby either.

I wouldn't even cross the street

Ronin
31st May 2010, 18:27
I wouldn't even cross the street

Well it's not like it's a proper sport... No wheels.

mashman
31st May 2010, 18:52
Well it's not like it's a proper sport... No wheels.

other than the sing-song on the way to the game... ohhhhhhhh the wheels on the bus go round and round

Oakie
1st June 2010, 21:23
Boca Juniors are coming to NZ? Cool!

shrub
1st June 2010, 22:21
What are the Phoenix and Boca Juniors? If they ain't women's beach volleyball they ain't worth watching.