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Oakie
12th June 2010, 19:24
We have a car. It is a Toyota Corsa (1300cc shopping basket type). I guess when I first opened the lid on it to look at the engine I noticed the dip-stick on the right hand side of the engine. I probably pulled it out, checked the oil level, found it good and put it back in it's hole.
I have continued to do this for the 7 years and 60,000k we've had the vehicle. Always found the oil level full and a nice clean reddy colour (Castol oil). Always got the garage to do the oil change at warrant or service time thru sheer laziness.
Have had the oil light come on once so limped to a garage in that block and recitified the situation. A litre bought it back up to full on the dipstick.

Today with a case of the guilts I decided I would change the oil myself as it was a few thou overdue. Checked oil level before starting and it was full and nice reddy colour. Imagine my surprise then as I removed the sump plug to be met with a brief torrent of thick dirty black oil ... and probably not even two litres when it holds 2.7 litres. After a few minutes of puzzling and noticing a couple of odd things (like seeing on the dip-stick an instruction on checking the diff oil level), a lightbulb flickered over my head. I got the torch and had a look around the rest of the engine where lo and behold tucked away in the darkness at the back I found what appeared to be another dip-stick. Turns out that what I thought was the oil dip-stick and had been checking religiously every month was actually the dip-stick for the transmission fluid. So had the car 7 years and never checked the oil. Poor car! No risk of ever running low on transmission fluid tho I guess. Yup. Finished up with three dip-sticks in the garage this afternoon.

Taz
12th June 2010, 19:27
Dip stick!

Coldrider
12th June 2010, 19:28
Shit, delete this thread and deny all and everything LOL

nallac
12th June 2010, 19:29
LOL......slow learner.

p.dath
12th June 2010, 20:07
Very funny. Sounds like something I would do.

SMOKEU
12th June 2010, 20:14
I've done a lot worse than that when I got confused by the drain plug for the gearbox and sump on the GTI-R once.

Oakie
12th June 2010, 20:26
I've done a lot worse than that when I got confused by the drain plug for the gearbox and sump on the GTI-R once.

That is initially what I thought I had done and it was only when I slowed down to look at what was what that I realised that what I thought was the oil dip-stick actually went into the transmission.

KiwiPhoenix
12th June 2010, 20:33
I'm saying nothing! :rofl: I thought you might have blamed the mrs for it though!

riffer
12th June 2010, 20:40
Mate. It's a Toyota. You wouldn't believe the shit those things can handle...

Oakie
12th June 2010, 21:20
I'm saying nothing! :rofl: I thought you might have blamed the mrs for it though!

Nah. All my own work. (Oh by the way KP, I think your hedgehog made a clean getaway.)

KiwiPhoenix
12th June 2010, 21:23
Thanks for the update! Just thought it was alittle strange to see a hedgehog out in daylight, must be checking up on all the work Spuds and I have been doing!!

At least you are honest, if it was me I'd be blaming my other half!

scumdog
13th June 2010, 04:40
I've done a lot worse than that when I got confused by the drain plug for the gearbox and sump on the GTI-R once.

Done the same on my Superglide for about two seconds - ONCE.

Pixie
13th June 2010, 08:43
And they say literacy was a great advance for all humanity

ac3_snow
14th June 2010, 12:21
Mate. It's a Toyota. You wouldn't believe the shit those things can handle...

Amen! my old hilux a most tried and true testament to this

sunhuntin
14th June 2010, 12:51
classic. i made the same mistake a few times at bp, pulling out the trans stick instead of the oil. but, when i saw the color of the liquid, i would go looking for another stick. ive never seen red oil before... nice goldy color when new.

least you were getting it serviced regularly.

rie
14th June 2010, 14:50
lol, this thread appears rather timely, as I had planned to change the oil on my toyota corsa soon too...although I can't say I've ever pulled out the dip stick and discovered red "oil" before, just the usual mucky brown...

Oakie
14th June 2010, 19:30
lol, this thread appears rather timely, as I had planned to change the oil on my toyota corsa soon too...although I can't say I've ever pulled out the dip stick and discovered red "oil" before, just the usual mucky brown...

Snap! You have a Corsa and a 600cc Suzuki too? We are a demographic!
The 'red' oil didn't seem out of place as I was sure I'd seen a red castrol oil years ago and as the garage always put castrol in and I never saw the actual oil I just assumed....

KiwiPhoenix
15th June 2010, 11:51
How's the car runnning now, that you have sorted out the oil! :laugh:

HenryDorsetCase
15th June 2010, 17:03
I know someone who did (we think) about 150000km on one cambelt and one oil change. Car was a Honda City Shuttle about late 80's, bought new. when the free scheduled services stopped after a couple of years and 50000k, that was the last time it was looked at. Eventually the cambelt broke, and trashed the motor. the oil was not a pretty sight apparently. Car went like a top up till that point though.

Meh, its just a car, so long as it doesnt get fancy ideas now, and get all pouty and want MORE maintenance. Once every seven years is about right.

Oakie
15th June 2010, 17:35
How's the car runnning now, that you have sorted out the oil! :laugh:

Well I can't tell any difference but I'm sure it's happier.

KiwiPhoenix
16th June 2010, 21:30
Well I can't tell any difference but I'm sure it's happier.

I would imagine it would be :rofl: :rofl:

dipshit
16th June 2010, 22:21
A mate of mine once brought a brand-new 1988 GSX-R750 and spent about a month looking for the water coolant bottle.