Sweet revenge

[KiWiP]

Came out from work yesterday to find my clutch and mirror at a weird angle. Initially thought it was vandalism but then noticed a piece of paper under handlebars with random writing on it. "Some buggers dropped it" says I. leaving behind an 'insurance' note just in case anyone was watching. Luckily someone was, a friendly co-worker who took the rego. Hahahahahahahaaaaa (evil laugh)

Now what's the best revenge? Castration, killing of the first born, ripping of eyes from sockets is a bit over the top but something is warranted!

The crimes
1. Not having a clue what you're reversing into (could have been a lot worse, I work in a school so there are loads of kids to reverse into)
2. Bending my bike (albeit a very little bend)
3. Not manning up to bending my bike

The Time....

Over to you guys. What time would match the crime...

[EJK]

3. Not manning up to bending my bike


You can be the man this time and show up to him face to face. Don't start a fight or egg his house but instead knock on the door and tell him how you feel. Or you can send a sincere letter. If you be gentle, and he finds you as not a threat, he may co-operate and maybe even apologise.

But what the heck, whatever floats your boat or spins your wheel man. Bash him if you feel like it. How would I know exactly how you feel since it's not my bike that was involved in the incident.

Good luck. Hope you both find justice.

[Headbanger]

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[Grasshopperus]

Over to you guys. What time would match the crime...

I say you take off and nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[eelracing]

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ooh ooh can i play too...

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Just ask what would Lemmy do?

[ac3_snow]

get a written quote from bike shop to repair damaged/bent/dirty bits of bike and politely approach the person with said quote and get them to pay, even if theres not too much wrong its just the principle.
If that fails then cut the brake lines in their car.

[breakaway]

Make sure you post the outcome :yes:

Try to avoid small claims court though, dumbass(es) there will no doubt rule that your bike is 'too low to the ground' and therefore not visible in the rear view to an ignorant cager.

[crazyhorse]

Soooooooo? what was the outcome? pics - or it didn't happen!

[Owl]

Make sure you post the outcome :yes:

Try to avoid small claims court though, dumbass(es) there will no doubt rule that your bike is 'too low to the ground' and therefore not visible in the rear view to an ignorant cager.

Just thinking that as I started reading this thread:mellow:

[hayd3n]

got your own insurence?
tell them the rego and they will do all the work

[Mom]

You work in a school - best revenge is shame. Shame them out in public. Not owning up is cowardly and deserves shame :yes:

[kiwifruit]

Revenge is pointless

[Genie]

Revenge is pointless

Correct.

If the witness is reliable approach said chickenheart and just say...hey dude, when you break something you should own up, it's called taking responsibility. A quality that is very much lacking in our society.

[Scuba_Steve]

Being a school there's enough kids round I say take revenge "Children Of The Corn" style :lol:

[Virago]

“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”

(Confucius - 551-479 BC)

[Swoop]

What did the "insurance note" say?

If you have a witness who will back you up, front up to the driver and say you have a reliable witness to his actions. Give him the opportunity to come clean and do the right thing.
If they don't wish to be sensible, threaten to go to the police with your witness.

See what happens.

[avgas]

If that fails then cut the brake lines in their car.
Here is hoping he is driving behind you, and that traffic light turns red.

[avgas]

You work in a school - best revenge is shame. Shame them out in public. Not owning up is cowardly and deserves shame :yes:
Big fridge magnet saying "I am a complete knob, and need to grow up"
put said magnet on a panel where it wont be seen - like passenger side door

[SMOKEU]

“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”

(Confucius - 551-479 BC)

I remember seeing that while playing Modern Warfare 2 - great game it is.

A bunch of angry skinheads knocking on the offenders door should sort them out.

[pritch]

Give him the opportunity to come clean and do the right thing.


He already had that, seems he failed the test. I liked the insurance suggestion best, they can be obstinate beyond reason.

Going to the Police might not achieve too much, they probably haven't got a section on standby waiting for a complaint about a cracked mirror.

[SMOKEU]

Going to the Police might not achieve too much, they probably haven't got a section on standby waiting for a complaint about a cracked mirror.

At the very least, it could be considered 'leaving the scene of an accident', 'wilful damage' or something like that.

[Genie]

He already had that, seems he failed the test. I liked the insurance suggestion best, they can be obstinate beyond reason.

Going to the Police might not achieve too much, they probably haven't got a section on standby waiting for a complaint about a cracked mirror.

Please let's not jump to conclusion that this was a "he", could well have been a "she". Women and carparks are not a good mix!

[DMNTD]

At the very least, it could be considered 'leaving the scene of an accident', 'wilful damage' or something like that.

...and also a requirement from an insurance side of things I believe

[Patrick]

Failing to leave or supply details for one... Failing to report damage for another (Has 48 hours to do so...). BOth instant fines. Careless Use... court time.....

[The Pastor]

This is what i would do.

Find out if it was a staff , student or parent who did it.

For a student - see if you can put a notice in the school assembly and majorly play up the damage and say something like "someone driving car rego xxxxx did $xxxxx amount of damage In a hit and run. The police are involved." then leave it for a week, the kid will (most probably) be shitting himself. - Then go to insurance / make a deal with the kid

Staff member or parent - talk to them first, then deal with insurance.

[Swoop]

He already had that, seems he failed the test.
Ahh, true. Unfortunately some people will try and get away with what they can.

[onearmedbandit]

A bunch of angry skinheads knocking on the offenders door should sort them out.

And it would have to be a bunch. It's the rare exception when you find a skin who is willing to go one on one, they are a bunch of cowards who only have strength in numbers.

Not aimed at you SMOKEU.

[DMNTD]

And it would have to be a bunch. It's the rare exception when you find a skin who is willing to go one on one, they are a bunch of cowards who only have strength in numbers...

Same with hommie g'z! Pathetic worms that can't even pull their pants up! :sick:

Not aimed at you OAB :shifty:

[Tunahunter]

Now what's the best revenge? Castration, killing of the first born, ripping of eyes from sockets is a bit over the top but something is warranted!


Death - by Bunga Bunga!

[PirateJafa]

Big fridge magnet saying "I am a complete knob, and need to grow up"
put said magnet on a panel where it wont be seen - like passenger side door

Magnets can be taken off - what is needed is a stencil and a can of spraypaint.

[avgas]

Magnets can be taken off - what is needed is a stencil and a can of spraypaint.
Then you are charged with damaging property.

DAMHIK...........brake fluid eats paint like a motherfucker

[aprilia_RS250]

Once a good mate of ours was driving us back home from a boozy night out in town. We were on the motorway and were overtaking some Hillbillies who thought it be a good idea to chuck a half full beer bottle at us at 100km/h, this was done on purpose. We took the rego found out where the car is registered and stalked them out. They lived in a shitty council flat somewhere in Porirua. We bought 2kgs of sugar, sneaked up at 2 am on a Tuesday night, opened up the fuel tank and piled it with sugar. Then wrote a little note, laminated it and chucked that in there as well.

We were hoping to catch them driving and see that engine fuck up... What would be even better is seeing them read our note once the mechanic looks inside the tank:bleh:

Never let other people fuck with you, otherwise they'll fuck with someone else, teach 'em a lesson.

[PirateJafa]

Once a good mate of ours was driving us back home from a boozy night out in town. We were on the motorway and were overtaking some Hillbillies who thought it be a good idea to chuck a half full beer bottle at us at 100km/h, this was done on purpose. We took the rego found out where the car is registered and stalked them out. They lived in a shitty council flat somewhere in Porirua. We bought 2kgs of sugar, sneaked up at 2 am on a Tuesday night, opened up the fuel tank and piled it with sugar. Then wrote a little note, laminated it and chucked that in there as well.

We were hoping to catch them driving and see that engine fuck up... What would be even better is seeing them read our note once the mechanic looks inside the tank:bleh:

Never let other people fuck with you, otherwise they'll fuck with someone else, teach 'em a lesson.

http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

[bogan]

ooh ooh can i play too...

Just ask what would Lemmy do?

I shall play too, albeit a little lately.

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seriously though, just ask him to pay for it, once he has lost the anonymity he though he had, he may be happy to pay for it!

[SMOKEU]

And it would have to be a bunch. It's the rare exception when you find a skin who is willing to go one on one, they are a bunch of cowards who only have strength in numbers.

Not aimed at you SMOKEU.

I agree. The same thing can be said about Maoris.

[onearmedbandit]

I agree. The same thing can be said about Maoris.

Actually I know plenty of Maori's who will go one on one, one on two, one on three, and more and not step down. If you're talking about 'homies' though I'll agree completely.

[SMOKEU]

Actually I know plenty of Maori's who will go one on one, one on two, one on three, and more and not step down. If you're talking about 'homies' though I'll agree completely.

Yeah, I was meaning those 16 year old hoodrats who gang bash people just so they can steal $5 from that persons wallet. Catch them on their own and they'll be crying out for their mummy.

[oldrider]

Please let's not jump to conclusion that this was a "he", could well have been a "she". Women and carparks are not a good mix!

Well, not unless it's dark, secluded and she's a willing participant, then they "are" a good mix!

Sigh, it's been such a long time though! :shutup:

[Genie]

Revenge would be nice in many instances...but only a person without morals would stoop to such lowliness, and, apparently leaving it up to the universe is the best thing to do. As they say what goes around, comes around. One day this person will be minding there own business and CRUNCH!!! payback from the universe!

[bogan]

Revenge would be nice in many instances...but only a person without morals would stoop to such lowliness, and, apparently leaving it up to the universe is the best thing to do. As they say what goes around, comes around. One day this person will be minding there own business and CRUNCH!!! payback from the universe!

you're right about leaving the revenge alone, but in this case he should at least ask for them to pay for the repairs.

[Genie]

you're right about leaving the revenge alone, but in this case he should at least ask for them to pay for the repairs.

Asking for the responsible party to step up and pay for the damage is not revenge....that is confronting one with the consquences of their actions...accountability! Different matter entirely.

[bogan]

Asking for the responsible party to step up and pay for the damage is not revenge....that is confronting one with the consquences of their actions...accountability! Different matter entirely.

hey, that was my point! :yes: :rockon:

[avgas]

Actually I know plenty of Maori's who will go one on one, one on two, one on three, and more and not step down.
Makes them brave or .............

[Genie]

Makes them brave or .............

..........on P!

[avgas]

Find out where he lives and deliver 10 kgs of candy.

Candy overdose is the sweetest revenge

[tigertim20]

Came out from work yesterday to find my clutch and mirror at a weird angle. Initially thought it was vandalism but then noticed a piece of paper under handlebars with random writing on it. "Some buggers dropped it" says I. leaving behind an 'insurance' note just in case anyone was watching. Luckily someone was, a friendly co-worker who took the rego. Hahahahahahahaaaaa (evil laugh)

Now what's the best revenge? Castration, killing of the first born, ripping of eyes from sockets is a bit over the top but something is warranted!

The crimes
1. Not having a clue what you're reversing into (could have been a lot worse, I work in a school so there are loads of kids to reverse into)
2. Bending my bike (albeit a very little bend)
3. Not manning up to bending my bike

The Time....

Over to you guys. What time would match the crime...

meh just be a fuckin adult about it. contact them. 'oi fix this or im going to the cops with my witness' mention charges involving leaving the scene etc. if he doesnt pay go to the cops. easy. dont start a war with the person, for all you know theyre a patched fuckin 61member who'll kick your head in torch your bike and fuck your mother, getting into a war over something so trivial aint worth the stress levels. do the right thing

[Headbanger]

“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”

(Confucius - 551-479 BC)

Fuck yes, and fill them with blood.

Then build a funeral pyre with the other 73 bodies and set the fuckers on fire.

[Rogue Rider]

Notify the police, failure to notify of an accident and get a police report. Adds to the evidence.

[StephenG]

Came out from work yesterday to find my clutch and mirror at a weird angle. Initially thought it was vandalism but then noticed a piece of paper under handlebars with random writing on it. "Some buggers dropped it" says I. leaving behind an 'insurance' note just in case anyone was watching. Luckily someone was, a friendly co-worker who took the rego. Hahahahahahahaaaaa (evil laugh)

Now what's the best revenge? Castration, killing of the first born, ripping of eyes from sockets is a bit over the top but something is warranted!

The crimes
1. Not having a clue what you're reversing into (could have been a lot worse, I work in a school so there are loads of kids to reverse into)
2. Bending my bike (albeit a very little bend)
3. Not manning up to bending my bike

The Time....

Over to you guys. What time would match the crime...


So my bike was hit too (I think my bike broke your bike's fall) - thanks for pointing it out. My disappointment went from minor scratches that you pointed out to finding larger scratches down the side and cracked fairing :angry:
I'm going to have to deal with them myself because I'm not yet insured because I only just got the bike and need a weekend to ring around.
It was the first time I've left it alone outside of my garage since getting it!

I really want to go with eyeballs from sockets but I don't think it will make a difference since they don't seem to be using them anyway.

[tamarillo]

yep, show your better (even if a biker!). get the quote, take them aside, ask them point blank if they did it. if they deny then give evidence, if admit say thanks. let them feel the guilt - it works better.