Sweet revenge

**KiWiP** · 11th August 2010, 21:51

Came out from work yesterday to find my clutch and mirror at a weird angle. Initially thought it was vandalism but then noticed a piece of paper under handlebars with random writing on it. "Some buggers dropped it" says I. leaving behind an 'insurance' note just in case anyone was watching. Luckily someone was, a friendly co-worker who took the rego. Hahahahahahahaaaaa (evil laugh)

Now what's the best revenge? Castration, killing of the first born, ripping of eyes from sockets is a bit over the top but something is warranted!

The crimes
1. Not having a clue what you're reversing into (could have been a lot worse, I work in a school so there are loads of kids to reverse into)
2. Bending my bike (albeit a very little bend)
3. Not manning up to bending my bike

The Time....

Over to you guys. What time would match the crime...

**EJK** · 11th August 2010, 22:01

Originally Posted by KiWiP

3. Not manning up to bending my bike

You can be the man this time and show up to him face to face. Don't start a fight or egg his house but instead knock on the door and tell him how you feel. Or you can send a sincere letter. If you be gentle, and he finds you as not a threat, he may co-operate and maybe even apologise.

But what the heck, whatever floats your boat or spins your wheel man. Bash him if you feel like it. How would I know exactly how you feel since it's not my bike that was involved in the incident.

Good luck. Hope you both find justice.

**Headbanger** · 11th August 2010, 22:13

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**Grasshopperus** · 11th August 2010, 22:45

Originally Posted by KiWiP

Over to you guys. What time would match the crime...

I say you take off and nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

**eelracing** · 11th August 2010, 22:47

Originally Posted by Headbanger

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ooh ooh can i play too...

Just ask what would Lemmy do?

**ac3_snow** · 11th August 2010, 23:15

get a written quote from bike shop to repair damaged/bent/dirty bits of bike and politely approach the person with said quote and get them to pay, even if theres not too much wrong its just the principle.
If that fails then cut the brake lines in their car.

**breakaway** · 12th August 2010, 00:00

Make sure you post the outcome

Try to avoid small claims court though, dumbass(es) there will no doubt rule that your bike is 'too low to the ground' and therefore not visible in the rear view to an ignorant cager.

**crazyhorse** · 12th August 2010, 06:45

Soooooooo? what was the outcome? pics - or it didn't happen!

**Owl** · 12th August 2010, 07:04

Originally Posted by breakaway

Make sure you post the outcome

Try to avoid small claims court though, dumbass(es) there will no doubt rule that your bike is 'too low to the ground' and therefore not visible in the rear view to an ignorant cager.

Just thinking that as I started reading this thread

**hayd3n** · 12th August 2010, 07:34

got your own insurence?
tell them the rego and they will do all the work

**Mom** · 12th August 2010, 08:41

You work in a school - best revenge is shame. Shame them out in public. Not owning up is cowardly and deserves shame

**kiwifruit** · 12th August 2010, 08:52

Revenge is pointless

**Genie** · 12th August 2010, 08:59

Originally Posted by kiwifruit

Revenge is pointless

Correct.

If the witness is reliable approach said chickenheart and just say...hey dude, when you break something you should own up, it's called taking responsibility. A quality that is very much lacking in our society.