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Deano
29th November 2010, 07:23
C'mon guys. It's not a pissing contest - and Mr Dukie is the only one who thinks its a race.

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

Quasi
29th November 2010, 07:28
C'mon guys. It's not a pissing contest

yes it is!!
But i think they should all just show us their balls and let US decide whose got the biggest instead if arguing it amongst themselves:innocent:

sinfull
29th November 2010, 07:31
Personally i feel the tukas are fucked !

Close the road and i'd pay to play but ride it any other day of the week ? No thanks !

Deano
29th November 2010, 08:20
yes it is!!
But i think they should all just show us their balls and let US decide whose got the biggest instead if arguing it amongst themselves:innocent:

And just who might the "US" be that you are referring to ?

Quasi
29th November 2010, 08:31
And just who might the "US" be that you are referring to ?

eerrrr - anyone silly enough to be following this thread:blink::yes::sick::facepalm:

Lilly2w
29th November 2010, 10:14
yes it is!!
But i think they should all just show us their balls and let US decide whose got the biggest instead if arguing it amongst themselves:innocent:

I for one am not keen to view a load of ginger nuts!!

Quasi
29th November 2010, 11:39
I for one am not keen to view a load of ginger nuts!!

Na - best dunked in a cup of T. :blink:

Deano
29th November 2010, 12:08
Na - best dunked in a cup of T. :blink:


Mmmmmm tea bagging ginger nuts !! :blink:

Weaver
29th November 2010, 18:39
I've just gotten here, Who want's me to put my nuts in their mouth?

Lilly2w
29th November 2010, 18:57
Well.. it was Deano's suggestion...

White trash
29th November 2010, 19:03
I've just gotten here, Who want's me to put my nuts in their mouth?

Who wants to taze my nuts? Oh Alan, you're here........

Deano
30th November 2010, 06:37
Well.. it was Deano's suggestion...

Hey hey hey - I was just paraphrasing what Quasi said ! :innocent:

White trash
30th November 2010, 07:15
After riding into work today, I'll be giving the ride a miss for a week or two I think. Every fucken bump hurts like hell and it's pretty sore to even steer the bike. :(

Might do a wee BBQ for you guys though if you're keen.

Quasi
30th November 2010, 08:27
Hey hey hey - I was just paraphrasing what Quasi said ! :innocent:

I can neither confirm nor deny that:facepalm:

mattathm
30th November 2010, 13:30
Might do a wee BBQ for you guys though if you're keen.


Medium for the eye fillet, hand made sassages please and not too much sauce.
no burnt onions either! :drinkup:

White trash
30th November 2010, 13:32
Medium for the eye fillet, hand made sassages please and not too much sauce.
no burnt onions either! :drinkup:

Fuck you dont want much, do you? I cook nothing unless it's burnt mate so you're shit outta luck :D

Bald Eagle
30th November 2010, 13:40
Medium for the eye fillet, hand made sassages please and not too much sauce.
no burnt onions either! :drinkup:
lots of sauce and burnt onions please, eye fillet anyway you like as long as it ain't bleeding or mooing

Biker Mice
30th November 2010, 16:31
Fuck you dont want much, do you? I cook nothing unless it's burnt mate so you're shit outta luck :D

My Brother from another mother:yes:, I’ll be the barmen and everybody better tip and no nothing less than $20:woohoo: LoL!!! Seeing as those appies :angry: haven’t touched my bike it seems I’ll only get an answer as to where to, what now.... what next - sometime middle next year by the looks of things:facepalm:. So mate I’ll be handing you the beers:drinkup: as you handle the BBQ! LmFaO!!!!:yes:

Biker Mice
30th November 2010, 16:40
I’ll take a blou-bul beefsteak medium to rear (AKA Texas steak) and some Amstel’s. Dutch descent LmFaO!!!
:drinkup:

White trash
30th November 2010, 18:54
My Brother from another mother:yes:, I’ll be the barmen and everybody better tip and no nothing less than $20:woohoo: LoL!!! Seeing as those appies :angry: haven’t touched my bike it seems I’ll only get an answer as to where to, what now.... what next - sometime middle next year by the looks of things:facepalm:. So mate I’ll be handing you the beers:drinkup: as you handle the BBQ! LmFaO!!!!:yes:

Lol. Chill my friend, chill. Workshops are mental busy right now, it'll take them a couple of days but then you'll know wher you stand.

As for the beers, not a good look unfortunately. But there's nothing to stop us heading to the pub while those lucky buggers go for a ride.

Biker Mice
1st December 2010, 10:16
Lol. Chill my friend, chill. Workshops are mental busy right now, it'll take them a couple of days but then you'll know wher you stand.

As for the beers, not a good look unfortunately. But there's nothing to stop us heading to the pub while those lucky buggers go for a ride.

Sweet Bro, that sounds like a plan, time and place?:woohoo:

Str8 Jacket
1st December 2010, 10:25
Sweet Bro, that sounds like a paln, time and place?:woohoo:

Those of us that don't do the actual ride usually meet up with the guys after the ride at The Station Village, Hutt Rd at around 8ish.....

White trash
1st December 2010, 10:27
Fuck me I just peed my pants reading the tags.......

Str8 Jacket
1st December 2010, 10:47
Fuck me I just peed my pants reading the tags.......

They're OARsome aren't they!

Biker Mice
1st December 2010, 14:27
Did I miss something?:facepalm:

Biker Mice
1st December 2010, 14:32
Got it! LmFaO!!! :killingme

Str8 Jacket
1st December 2010, 15:27
Settle down now mate, we don't want you getting a hernia!

Drew
1st December 2010, 19:44
Fuck me I just peed my pants reading the tags.......

LOL, I wish they weren't bloody anonymous! But then they wouldn't be there I guess

Deano
2nd December 2010, 12:56
LOL, I wish they weren't bloody anonymous! But then they wouldn't be there I guess

Well "dukie owned u all", was mine ! Sarcasm, I love it.

Biker Mice
2nd December 2010, 12:57
#2 here, are we still on for the pub @ +-8pm mate?

White trash
2nd December 2010, 13:00
#2 here, are we still on for the pub @ +-8pm mate?

Yo brother! I'll be at the station village from about 7:30 I guess. In the car. Because I'm piss weak and hurt like hell today :(

See ya there Ren, I'll shout ya a beer.

Biker Mice
2nd December 2010, 13:17
Yo brother! I'll be at the station village from about 7:30 I guess. In the car. Because I'm piss weak and hurt like hell today :(

See ya there Ren, I'll shout ya a beer.

Brother, I'm thinking of showing up dressed in my racing best LmFaO!:banana: Dressed for the occasion, including the helmet just to lift up the spirit LmFaO!!! :killingmeAlmost like a Pvt Halloween party? :nya:

Weaver
3rd December 2010, 15:18
Instead of ringing people up in the middle of the night I'll come on here and say that those that did Piecock got F'd in the A.

Str8 Jacket
3rd December 2010, 15:19
Fucken Gingernut Homo!

White trash
3rd December 2010, 15:24
Instead of ringing people up in the middle of the night I'll come on here and say that those that did Piecock got F'd in the A.

By who? <tenchars/>

Weaver
3rd December 2010, 15:33
By who? <tenchars/>


By a certain black CBR600RR with a rider that had great looking 'stache.

Str8 Jacket
3rd December 2010, 15:35
By a certain black CBR600RR with a rider that had great looking 'stache.

Yes, the dirty Ginga Homo with a dirty face.

Apparently he's cleaned it now.... ;)

Weaver
3rd December 2010, 15:37
Yes, the dirty Ginga Homo with a dirty face.

Apparently he's cleaned it now.... ;)

It'll grow back by tomorrow morning though.

Str8 Jacket
3rd December 2010, 15:38
It'll grow back by tomorrow morning though.

Don't worry Laura has wet wipes....

Deano
3rd December 2010, 16:27
I wondered what that noise was while I 'cruised' back from the top of Piecock Hill.

It seems young ginganuts has got a dose of Dukieitis !!:facepalm:

Drew
6th December 2010, 18:07
Jesus, I cant miss another one of these. I'm sure the dirty ginga feels pretty hollow in his esteemed victory without finding a way around a 2m wide RF900

Deano
9th December 2010, 11:30
I can't make it tonight as I will be packing up and getting ready for Hampton Downs, for the 1st round of the Tri Series.

Please take care tonight. I don't want to hear about any bins !!

Remember if you are at the Station Sports Bar afterwards, mention my name and you will get a discount on your drinks.

Have fun !!

ecko_nzed
9th December 2010, 13:10
I can't make it tonight as I will be packing up and getting ready for Hampton Downs, for the 1st round of the Tri Series.

Please take care tonight. I don't want to hear about any bins !!

Remember if you are at the Station Sports Bar afterwards, mention my name and you will get a discount on your drinks.

Have fun !!

All the best for the tri-series Deano. Remember everything Dukie taught you:killingme

Drew
9th December 2010, 22:10
All the best for the tri-series Deano. Remember everything Dukie taught you:killingme

There's a difference between a schooling, and be taught. Where were you tonight? I thought I was gonna be showing you your bike will wheelie.

mattathm
9th December 2010, 22:10
Good ride tonight.....

Motomarts sunday ride...
Im keen if the weather is good
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/131891-MOTOMART-Christmas-Ride-12-December

Drew
9th December 2010, 22:19
Good ride tonight.....

Motomarts sunday ride...
Im keen if the weather is good
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/131891-MOTOMART-Christmas-Ride-12-December

Very good ride. Felt like a prat in my leathers once we'd stopped though.

mattathm
9th December 2010, 22:20
Very good ride. Felt like a prat in my leathers once we'd stopped though.

You looked like one too, espically on that aircraft carrier!

driftn
9th December 2010, 22:26
Great ride and no duckshit either Must be scared. DIRTY GSX....... for the not quite win but showed a few whats what, Eh Matt. Good times see you fulla's next week.

Drew
10th December 2010, 05:10
Great ride and no duckshit either Must be scared. DIRTY GSX....... for the not quite win but showed a few whats what, Eh Matt. Good times see you fulla's next week.

From what Cory tells us luke, one gets a bit light headed from the fumes behind the GSX. Makes it hard to pass.

driftn
10th December 2010, 05:58
From what Cory tells us luke, one gets a bit light headed from the fumes behind the GSX. Makes it hard to pass.


Mate simple way to fix that, Pass it before the fumes get to you. Oh and yes you did look like a prat too.

White trash
10th December 2010, 07:31
Outstanding ride last night, thoroughly enjoyable witha huge turnout and not one single dickhead. Except Drew.

ecko_nzed
10th December 2010, 08:50
There's a difference between a schooling, and be taught. Where were you tonight? I thought I was gonna be showing you your bike will wheelie.

Had to look after the kids, so couldn't leave till later, was heading up the takas as you lot were heading down by the kaitoke straights. Carried on over the hill and back, got just past the summit coming back over and the bike spluttered, popped and died. free wheeled down to the bottom of the hill (you can actually build up some fun speeds in places) no joy trying to get it started. :mad: A guy in a 4wd pulled over and gave me lift home. grabbed the car and trailer, went and picked up the bike. When I got to it, the fcuken thing started! Got it all home and unpacked, then realised I'd lost my gloves somewhere along the way, Oh for Fcukin C*#t sakes! :angry2:

White trash
10th December 2010, 10:18
Shoot it. <tenchars/>

_STAIN_
10th December 2010, 12:44
Had to look after the kids, so couldn't leave till later, was heading up the takas as you lot were heading down by the kaitoke straights. Carried on over the hill and back, got just past the summit coming back over and the bike spluttered, popped and died. free wheeled down to the bottom of the hill (you can actually build up some fun speeds in places) no joy trying to get it started. :mad: A guy in a 4wd pulled over and gave me lift home. grabbed the car and trailer, went and picked up the bike. When I got to it, the fcuken thing started! Got it all home and unpacked, then realised I'd lost my gloves somewhere along the way, Oh for Fcukin C*#t sakes! :angry2:

honda's...

davebullet
10th December 2010, 12:44
A guy in a 4wd pulled over

Shoot it.

Agreed. (more 10 chars shit)

Drew
10th December 2010, 15:51
not one single dickhead. Except Drew.

What about the guy on the green ZX10 who did a fly by on us all before the hill then proceeded to show that he couldn't go round corners?

White trash
10th December 2010, 15:54
What about the guy on the green ZX10 who did a fly by on us all before the hill then proceeded to show that he couldn't go round corners?

My mistake. Two dickheads. You and that dude.

Drew
10th December 2010, 16:08
My mistake. Two dickheads. You and that dude.Thank you.

Pussy
10th December 2010, 16:45
What about the guy on the green ZX10 who did a fly by on us all before the hill then proceeded to show that he couldn't go round corners?

Was he wearing a USAF issue fighter pilot's helmet??

Drew
10th December 2010, 17:33
Was he wearing a USAF issue fighter pilot's helmet??Different ZX10 mate.

mattathm
13th December 2010, 07:48
NIGHT

WTF?
I read the news this morn
53 or 58 year old.

Shed any light on this anyone ?

nuts
13th December 2010, 07:52
NIGHT

WTF?
I read the news this morn
53 or 58 year old.

Shed any light on this anyone ?

Not me hope its no one we know (not likily)

Bald Eagle
13th December 2010, 07:53
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4451564/Seven-die-on-roads

A 58-year-old man was killed after his motorbike crashed on the Upper Hutt side of the Rimutaka Hill just after 9pm yesterday.

no further info

Ronin
13th December 2010, 08:24
NIGHT

WTF?
I read the news this morn
53 or 58 year old.

Shed any light on this anyone ?

Best to wait for official word as speculation on here before the name is released will most likely be hammered.

That said. Not a good thing.

jimbo600
13th December 2010, 16:22
Getting back on track. Best I get some motard wheels sorted so I can start shenanigans on the hill. Or just rock up to the pub and drink piss till my head caves in. I've been a very slack QC of late.

Str8 Jacket
13th December 2010, 16:25
There are a few of us that are at the pub from 7.30-7.45ish

jimbo600
13th December 2010, 16:27
There are a few of us that are at the pub from 7.30-7.45ish

Sweet I can achieve head cavage in 45 mins.

Str8 Jacket
13th December 2010, 16:28
Be good to see you.


I think....

mattathm
13th December 2010, 18:47
Excuse me but this thread is for RIDERS not drinkers.......... :bleh:

there is another thread for you, TRTND (The Real Thursday Night Drinkers)

Str8 Jacket
13th December 2010, 19:59
Excuse me but this thread is for RIDERS not drinkers.......... :bleh:

there is another thread for you, TRTND (The Real Thursday Night Drinkers)

Homo!
<timesten>

mattathm
13th December 2010, 20:13
:hug::motu:

White trash
14th December 2010, 07:20
Getting back on track. Best I get some motard wheels sorted so I can start shenanigans on the hill. Or just rock up to the pub and drink piss till my head caves in. I've been a very slack QC of late.

'Bout fucken time too you raving homo.

mattathm
15th December 2010, 10:21
tonights wx looks better than tomorrows....:angry:

Gone Burger
15th December 2010, 10:49
Was thinking about coming along for a Thursday ride tomorrow, and was wondering if this might be ok? Havnt been on a Thursday before, and feeling a little shy about asking. But just need to ride at the moment and would just sit quietly at the back.

White trash
15th December 2010, 11:22
Was thinking about coming along for a Thursday ride tomorrow, and was wondering if this might be ok? Havnt been on a Thursday before, and feeling a little shy about asking. But just need to ride at the moment and would just sit quietly at the back.

Ummmmmm, you don't actually need to ask, it's just a ride and the more the merrier. As for just sitting quietly at the back, you've gotta arm wrestle Deano for that spot, he's as slow as a wet week. Just ask Dukie.........

See you tomorrow night Katie.

Deano
15th December 2010, 13:37
Ummmmmm, you don't actually need to ask, it's just a ride and the more the merrier. As for just sitting quietly at the back, you've gotta arm wrestle Deano for that spot, he's as slow as a wet week. Just ask Dukie.........

See you tomorrow night Katie.

Well its lucky she doesn't have to arm wrestle you for it given your puny school girl biceps.

mattathm
15th December 2010, 16:27
:Playnice::corn::corn::corn:

Drew
15th December 2010, 18:22
Was thinking about coming along for a Thursday ride tomorrow, and was wondering if this might be ok? Havnt been on a Thursday before, and feeling a little shy about asking. But just need to ride at the moment and would just sit quietly at the back.

What you're meant to do, is just start telling people you're gonna smash everyone over the hill. Then leave ten minutes before anyone else to achieve it.

Weaver
15th December 2010, 18:47
As for just sitting quietly at the back, you've gotta arm wrestle Deano for that spot, he's as slow as a wet week. Just ask Dukie.........



Well its lucky she doesn't have to arm wrestle you for it given your puny school girl biceps.

Judo chop to the face.

mattathm
15th December 2010, 22:21
and where were you f'in loosers tonight?

mattathm
15th December 2010, 22:31
Was thinking about coming along for a Thursday ride tomorrow, and was wondering if this might be ok? Havnt been on a Thursday before, and feeling a little shy about asking. But just need to ride at the moment and would just sit quietly at the back.

You better turn up, its the same as a wed night ride, just on a thursday!!:yes:

Str8 Jacket
16th December 2010, 05:42
and where were you f'in loosers tonight?

At the pub ya homo.....

Weaver
16th December 2010, 08:36
and where were you f'in loosers tonight?

You had better check your calendar, it was a Wednesday.

White trash
16th December 2010, 08:41
I'm going to give tonight a miss I think ladies and gents.

Weaver
16th December 2010, 09:26
I'm going to give tonight a miss I think ladies and gents.

I think most people will, looking at the weather forecast.

mattathm
16th December 2010, 09:57
I think you both should get back to work!:nya:

White trash
16th December 2010, 09:57
I think you both should get back to work!:nya:

I'm really disliking you more and more Matt.

Weaver
16th December 2010, 10:55
I think you both should get back to work!:nya:

Work? I haven't even put on any pants yet.

White trash
16th December 2010, 10:58
Work? I haven't even put on any pants yet.

"I like to think of speed limits as more of a suggestion, kind of like pants"

Also, don't forget boys, there's a minimum speed limit of 160kays and you MUST be able to do a wheelie to attend TRTNR.

mattathm
16th December 2010, 11:03
"I like to think of speed limits as more of a suggestion, kind of like pants"

Also, don't forget boys, there's a minimum speed limit of 160kays and you MUST be able to do a wheelie to attend TRTNR.

Bahaahahahahahaha
that counts me out!

_STAIN_
16th December 2010, 11:04
what sort of wheelie's do little gay power wheelie's count

Deano
16th December 2010, 11:04
Also, don't forget boys, there's a minimum speed limit of 160kays and you MUST be able to do a wheelie to attend TRTNR.

Who made you the rule maker ?

I thought Kerry Dukie owned this ride !!

Deano
16th December 2010, 11:05
what sort of wheelie's do little gay power wheelie's count

You're referring to me eh ya rude cunt !!

Str8 Jacket
16th December 2010, 11:06
FFS, bloody homo's!

What time ya'll gonna be at the pub tonight?

_STAIN_
16th December 2010, 11:07
You're referring to me eh ya rude cunt !!

no, their the only one's my mentor has taught me

White trash
16th December 2010, 11:07
Who made you the rule maker ?

I thought Kerry Dukie owned this ride !!

No one. Just passing on the rules as outlined to me by a young fella at the shop who I mentioned Thursday night rides to.

And I reckon Matt should be the rule maker, he's got some pretty tough punishments going on. Even put one of his goldfish in freakin time out fer-christs-sake........

Deano
16th December 2010, 11:12
And I reckon Matt should be the rule maker, he's got some pretty tough punishments going on. Even put one of his goldfish in freakin time out fer-christs-sake........

Tough, you want tough ?!!

I told Jacob to HTFU within a week of his op !!

Too much attention from the Dr's and nurses and he was getting all namby pamby on it.

Str8 Jacket
16th December 2010, 11:14
Tough, you want tough ?!!

I told Jacob to HTFU within a week of his op !!

Too much attention from the Dr's and nurses and he was getting all namby pamby on it.

What an arsehole.....

Weaver
16th December 2010, 11:24
What an arsehole.....

It needed to be done. We're (not me personally of course) raising a generation of metrosexuals.
I suggest we get rid of school buses and make them all walk in bare feet. That's how used to roll.

White trash
16th December 2010, 11:25
Tough, you want tough ?!!

I told Jacob to HTFU within a week of his op !!

Too much attention from the Dr's and nurses and he was getting all namby pamby on it.

Matt would have put him in time out for two weeks, then when he didn't learn from the first time-out, chucked him in the waste master.

White trash
16th December 2010, 11:25
It needed to be done. We're (not me personally of course) raising a generation of metrosexuals.
I suggest we get rid of school buses and make them all walk in bare feet. That's how used to roll.

What, three weeks ago?

Weaver
16th December 2010, 11:33
What, three weeks ago?

Not with a 'stache like mine!

mattathm
16th December 2010, 11:45
You better believe it!
I have a human sized waste master for the fuckers that need a little H'ingTFU:woohoo:

White trash
16th December 2010, 11:52
LOL. Added a new tag specially for Matt. Is this the most epic "tag" thread on KB? I think it could be.......

Deano
16th December 2010, 13:37
LOL. Added a new tag specially for Matt. Is this the most epic "tag" thread on KB? I think it could be.......

Yeah just thought of another :innocent:

White trash
16th December 2010, 13:45
Yeah just thought of another :innocent:

Oh yeah, which one's that? :innocent:

Deano
16th December 2010, 13:49
Oh yeah, which one's that? :innocent:

What a fucken homo. Deleting the best one there !!

R1 2 much for Trashy

White trash
16th December 2010, 13:52
What a fucken homo. Deleting the best one there !!

R1 2 much for Trashy

Put it back up, it was a good one. Promise I'll leave it, just wanted you to know who's boss, Bucko!

ecko_nzed
16th December 2010, 21:10
"I like to think of speed limits as more of a suggestion, kind of like pants"

Also, don't forget boys, there's a minimum speed limit of 160kays and you MUST be able to do a wheelie to attend TRTNR.
Fcuk that counts me out too, I'm still waiting for drew to show me how it's done on a Riffer :corn:

It needed to be done. We're (not me personally of course) raising a generation of metrosexuals.
I suggest we get rid of school buses and make them all walk in bare feet. That's how used to roll.
Who you kidding, aren't all ginga's are home schooled to avoid the beatings :girlfight:

_STAIN_
23rd December 2010, 10:00
Leaving Caltex Rimutaka Ferguson Drive Upper Hutt 8.00am Sharp. Back roads to Wanganui, message me for route.

Cheers
Bryce

Drew
23rd December 2010, 15:35
Is this happening tonight?

Deano
23rd December 2010, 15:40
Leaving Caltex Rimutaka Ferguson Drive Upper Hutt 8.00am Sharp. Back roads to Wanganui, message me for route.

Cheers
Bryce

Hey Bryce,
call in through the pits and say hi if you get a chance.

Deano
23rd December 2010, 15:41
Is this happening tonight?

No definitely not. :shutup::innocent:

Drew
23rd December 2010, 22:47
Seriously, one of us should have hit on that cop to get rid of her.

Fatjim
24th December 2010, 07:00
Bugger, sorry I wasn't there. I would have taken one for the team.

Biker Mice
24th December 2010, 08:51
Seriously, one of us should have hit on that cop to get rid of her.

Bro, you would have been locked up for bribing and officer of the law with solicitation:psst:

MD
24th December 2010, 10:29
Seriously, one of us should have hit on that cop to get rid of her.
She may have taken all our numbers buddy but you are a marked man in ways I shudder thinking about.

Your new year resolution can be to stay away from hot metal.

Merry Christmas Lads

Weaver
24th December 2010, 12:26
Seriously, one of us should have hit on that cop to get rid of her.

Bryce had the right idea.
One could have just hung a riding jacket over the tail of the bike and obscured the plate.

Deano
24th December 2010, 14:54
Hey for those that heard the safety reminder (she didn't speak to everyone), the 'take it easy' message was taken on board and the return trip was ridden accordingly. :innocent:

Although for the record, I wasn't even there with the group that were supposedly overtaking on the yellow lines, so the warning was irrelevant for me anyway. That's my story and I'm sticking to it !

Fatjim
24th December 2010, 15:36
Can we get this thread renamed the "take it easy" ride?

She was serious, right?

Drew
24th December 2010, 15:58
Bro, you would have been locked up for bribing and officer of the law with solicitation:psst:

I wasn't gonna ask her how much she wanted for a quickie in the toilets mate. Someone should have just sidled over and started trying it on.

Not me though, I'm spoken for.

Deano
24th December 2010, 16:03
I blame it on Alan....I mean, he's ginga !!

Drew
24th December 2010, 16:10
I blame it on Alan....I mean, he's ginga !!

If we form a club, we could call it the, "no Alans club".

Weaver
24th December 2010, 19:03
If we form a club, we could call it the, "no Alans club".

I'd start my own ride. It would be so secret and exclusive even I wouldn't know where it's meeting place would be.

It looked like everyone's favourite rider was trying one on her.

Biker Mice
25th December 2010, 07:28
I wasn't gonna ask her how much she wanted for a quickie in the toilets mate. Someone should have just sidled over and started trying it on.

Not me though, I'm spoken for.

LmFaO!!! Bro That’s nasty:facepalm:. One other thing, you on FB?:scooter:

Drew
25th December 2010, 11:39
LmFaO!!! Bro That’s nasty:facepalm:. One other thing, you on FB?:scooter:

I'm on there mate. Drew Mair

ecko_nzed
30th December 2010, 11:41
any of yous homo's riding tonite?

Deano
30th December 2010, 12:10
Thats the plan so far.

mattathm
30th December 2010, 15:44
hahaha Deano, you answered so you are a homo!!

White trash
31st December 2010, 06:52
hahaha Deano, you answered so you are a homo!!

You answered too rough rider.........

Edit: Ah fuck, so did I ...........

Hope you had a good one last night. I spent until midnight getting a lesson in why it's important to not let enthusiasm get in the way of doing shit properly.......

mattathm
31st December 2010, 17:54
You answered too rough rider.........

Edit: Ah fuck, so did I ...........

Hope you had a good one last night. I spent until midnight getting a lesson in why it's important to not let enthusiasm get in the way of doing shit properly.......

No homo I didnt answer, I commented on deanos answer!
haahahhaa

White trash
31st December 2010, 18:48
No homo I didnt answer, I commented on deanos answer!
haahahhaa

Have a good new year. Wanker.

Deano
31st December 2010, 19:08
No homo I didnt answer, I commented on deanos answer!
haahahhaa

Oh you da man, da man of the playground. With your little play ground games. Fucken grow the fuck up. :corn:

mattathm
31st December 2010, 19:09
xxxxx:woohoo:

Deano
31st December 2010, 19:09
Oh, BTW, you're a fucking homo.

mattathm
31st December 2010, 19:13
Bahaahahhahaha:corn::corn::corn::corn:

Drew
1st January 2011, 08:48
Oh, BTW, you're a fucking homo.Eight O'clock and you were already obviously pissed. Guess ya gotta start earlier at your age aye bro...I mean homo.

White trash
1st January 2011, 08:53
Fucken Fatjim came up with the MINTEST idea last night. You guys....I mean homos....are gonna fuggin love it.

Paul in NZ
1st January 2011, 10:06
Fucken Fatjim came up with the MINTEST idea last night. You guys....I mean homos....are gonna fuggin love it.

So - if I read this right you were fucking fatjim and came up with this idea? Ok .... Those thursday night rides are obviously getting really wild...

ecko_nzed
3rd January 2011, 10:32
Anyone heading to the Central Districts track day at Manifield on Saturday?

Weaver
3rd January 2011, 10:45
Have you got any details about it?

ecko_nzed
3rd January 2011, 11:25
Have you got any details about it?

http://www.cdmtc.org.nz/track.htm

$50 is cheap as......unless you're Matt, in which case the day gets a whole lot more expensive and blurry :Pokey:

Weaver
3rd January 2011, 11:50
Hmm. Might take my 250 up on the back of the ute.

Offer withdrawn, I've just heard on the radio that the Deadwood rally will be on that day, so now it's going to come down to the weather

mattathm
3rd January 2011, 13:37
http://www.cdmtc.org.nz/track.htm

$50 is cheap as......unless you're Matt, in which case the day gets a whole lot more expensive and blurry :Pokey:

Bahaahhahahaha your a funny guy!!!:Pokey:

ecko_nzed
3rd January 2011, 17:33
Hmm. Might take my 250 up on the back of the ute.

Offer withdrawn, I've just heard on the radio that the Deadwood rally will be on that day, so now it's going to come down to the weather

Weather dependant, I'm taking the bike up on the trailer, cos this fat slow bastard was absolutely fcuked last time I did a track day.

just looked at the long range forecast, looking like fine weather, fingers crossed.

ecko_nzed
3rd January 2011, 17:35
Bahaahhahahaha your a funny guy!!!:Pokey:

aww now don't be like that, come up and practice wheelies down the length of the back straight.

Str8 Jacket
3rd January 2011, 22:19
Hmm. Might take my 250 up on the back of the ute.

Offer withdrawn, I've just heard on the radio that the Deadwood rally will be on that day, so now it's going to come down to the weather

Only homos withdraw....

Weaver
3rd January 2011, 23:55
Only homos withdraw....

Only when they're finished.

Drew
4th January 2011, 08:27
Start a new thread for this track day shit you homo's!

Fatjim
6th January 2011, 13:47
Only me tonight?

Hans
6th January 2011, 13:54
Only me tonight?

I'll probably go for my own ride and turn up at the pub afterwards(8ish)

mattathm
6th January 2011, 14:23
I have a crew of 4

Deano
6th January 2011, 14:31
I have a crew of 4

You have your own crew ? You're so gangsta Matt. :shutup:

I'm coming out tonight.............for a ride and a beer, not the closet you fag !

White trash
6th January 2011, 14:38
I have a crew of 4

Fuck you're full of it. You and your posse of four will more likely be holding glands down at the local gay bar............

mattathm
6th January 2011, 14:42
Fuck you're full of it. You and your posse of four will more likely be holding glands down at the local gay bar............

Your White trash came outta deanos bottom, you fags.... ill let you both buy me a beer tonight!! :woohoo:

Deano
6th January 2011, 14:52
ill let you both buy me a beer tonight!! :woohoo:

As long as you're not late I will. So if I've already been to the bar before you get there you're shit out of luck !

ecko_nzed
6th January 2011, 14:52
I'm in

Have been encourage to go riding tonite by the misus?!?! I suspect she's broken something or brought something expensive?

Weaver
6th January 2011, 15:02
I'm in

Have been encourage to go riding tonite by the misus?!?! I suspect she's broken something or brought something expensive?

Are you getting the swimming pool cleaned tonight?

mattathm
6th January 2011, 15:07
I'm in

Have been encourage to go riding tonite by the misus?!?! I suspect she's broken something or brought something expensive?

I think the smith and smith autoglass guy is coming round to inject some resin into her crack and she wants you out!! :facepalm:

wayne708
6th January 2011, 15:16
so, how many of you valley boys are "comming out" tonight, will we be able to recognise you because you'll all be wearing check cowboy shirts?

White trash
6th January 2011, 15:16
I'm in

Have been encourage to go riding tonite by the misus?!?! I suspect she's broken something or brought something expensive?

I think Dukie's going over to give her a tune-up........

Weaver
6th January 2011, 16:28
The weather has turned to shit. It might clear back up though.

ecko_nzed
6th January 2011, 16:30
I think Dukie's going over to give her a tune-up........


I think the smith and smith autoglass guy is coming round to inject some resin into her crack and she wants you out!! :facepalm:

Will save me doin it when I get home, He'll probably last longer too :buggerd:

Str8 Jacket
6th January 2011, 16:36
The weather has turned to shit. It might clear back up though.

Hey Ginge; stop bringing everyone down homo!!

Madness
6th January 2011, 16:46
These tags are looking splendid, I especially liked the one about teabags!.

As you were, homo's.

mattathm
6th January 2011, 16:54
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Weaver
6th January 2011, 21:46
Bhaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

Where were you, you homo'.
It was a fuckin' awesome ride. One of the best I've been on in a while.

mattathm
6th January 2011, 21:53
Where were you, you homo'.
It was a fuckin' awesome ride. One of the best I've been on in a while.

Whatever! I was having pizza and beers.
GC

White trash
7th January 2011, 05:19
Mean ride last night, very enjoyable indeed with awesome company as always.

As I suspected, Matt was busy holding glands somewhere else.........

ecko_nzed
7th January 2011, 08:55
Whatever! I was having pizza and beers.
GC
Wait a minute....there were empty beer bottles and pizza boxes when I got home. Explains why she still wasn't satisfied though

_STAIN_
10th January 2011, 21:51
Thought I'd go for a little ride to the top of the hill last night, to see if it was raining in the Rapa like the weatherman said.
Brown Owl approaching the curve, lady in front indicates right turn and moves to right of the lane, I move to left in lane.
Then suddenly she wheels left, panic stop nice controlled, vertically stopped, rear bumper just clips front tyre which like, pile drives me into the ground.
First point of impact right shoulder, it made one of those rip sounds, you don't want to hear.
Laying on the ground vehicle then does sharp right into row running parallel to main road, dam bitch is doing a runner.
Pick my self up, nobody around no witnesses, geeze where is everyone, this is State H/way 2, oh well 6.30 guess everyone must be having tea.
Well guess I'm picking bike up one armed, pleased it's the ZX10 on not the other porker I ride.
Get it up on stand and thinking this hurts a little and there seems to be a big boney lump on my shoulder that wasn't here before.
Vehicle comes back down row with a passenger and pulls up at give way beside me, nice blond lady gives me one of those smiles.
Oh dear looks like you could do with some help, but I in a hurry. Drives off... got the number, I really don't think she had any idea what had just happened.
Well best I take myself to A & E to see what I have done... after 3hr mandatory wait, being amused by the antics of the drug and alcohol abusers.
Strangely they out numbered the rugby players on Sunday night, maybe it's not the time of year they throw that oval ball around.
Got 2 xray's, nothing broken, the big lump is your collar bone, the funny looking dip after that is where your AC joint used to sit, you have ruptured the AC ligament
and your arm has dropped about 30mm. You'll be fine, it's only a cosmetic thing, looks bit funny but will still work OK after a couple of weeks of pain. Gee thanks Doc, but what if I ever want to lift something over head height... Off to have the little Irish physio inflict some pain on me tomorrow and hopefully get some realistic options.
Pain has settled down a little tonight and only around 20mm droop to shoulder now, uncertain when I will be fit to ride.

Weaver
10th January 2011, 22:13
Fuckin' slut.
I'm glad to hear you're not seriously hurt though Bryce.
Most importantly, how's the bike?

ecko_nzed
10th January 2011, 22:34
sorry to hear that Bryce, u shud hav given me a call, U know I'm just up the road, cud hav helped in someway. glad you got to A & E OK though. Let me know if you need anything.

So you got the rego of the silly cow?

_STAIN_
10th January 2011, 22:34
bike, bit gutted really not even any hero grazes, just some silly little marks to paint like it fell off the stand. Maybe I was doing 5kph, if I were even still moving at all. Just whipped front wheel hard left and I toppled to the right. Splat.

_STAIN_
10th January 2011, 22:43
I'm fine, best just keep my head down on this one as the law in this case is an arse.

Quasi
11th January 2011, 05:59
shit Bryce - next time you want to know what the weather is doing in the Rapa - just give me a call. No need to go to these sort of extreme measures. Mend well and fast buddy

Deano
11th January 2011, 07:49
That sux Bryce. Hope u get well soon.

Gone Burger
11th January 2011, 07:59
Sorry to hear of this Bryce... thank goodness you are ok!!!! - take care of that shoulder, hope the pain settles soon. As mentioned above, let us know if there is anything we can do for you.

_STAIN_
11th January 2011, 15:23
Thanks Girls and Homo's
Day 2
Acute small movement pain eased, range of movement greatly increased, been to physio, ultrasound, strapped up, gentle stretch exercises to do, orders to lift nothing more than TV remote. Converting back to left handed again, dam mouse is not as smooth in this hand.

White trash
11th January 2011, 15:24
Did Dukie pressure you into it Bryce?

_STAIN_
11th January 2011, 15:27
was feeling a bit pressured from 5km behind

White trash
11th January 2011, 15:29
He has that effect alright.....

_STAIN_
11th January 2011, 15:39
the damage to my Black baby
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/album.php?albumid=802&attachmentid=228597

Deano
11th January 2011, 16:09
Thanks Girls and Homo's
Day 2
Acute small movement pain eased, range of movement greatly increased, been to physio, ultrasound, strapped up, gentle stretch exercises to do, orders to lift nothing more than TV remote. Converting back to left handed again, dam mouse is not as smooth in this hand.

Wiping your arse left handed is a fecking mission, I know that much.

_STAIN_
11th January 2011, 16:51
Have a feeling the way she was driving, this may be a common destination, tempted to stand near the intersection with video camera next Sunday night.
Tricky move... Turn left off SHW 2 go about 10 metres and then turn Right into ROW.
Somewhere that you need to slow the following traffic down and then indicate Left turn and then immediately around the corner indicate a Right turn.
This is possibly where a near rear end situation has previously occurred.

So... to a blond, you put right indicator on, do quick flick to the Left and turn Right... simple, just like the way I was indicating.

Be careful following 1998 Silver Toyota Harrier Rego AYUxxx

blackdog
11th January 2011, 16:58
Have a feeling the way she was driving, this may be a common destination, tempted to stand near the intersection with video camera next Sunday night.
Tricky move... Turn left off SHW 2 go about 10 metres and then turn Right into ROW.
Somewhere that you need to slow the following traffic down and then indicate Left turn and then immediately around the corner indicate a Right turn.
This is possibly where a near rear end situation has previously occurred.

So... to a blond, you put right indicator on, do quick flick to the Left and turn Right... simple, just like the way I was indicating.

Be careful following 1998 Silver Toyota Harrier Rego AYUxxx

sounds almost exactly like KL got bowled next to caltex

heal well m8

Pussy
11th January 2011, 17:02
Hey Bryce.... wishing you a speedy recovery!

carbonhed
11th January 2011, 18:34
Sorry to hear that Bryce. Seems like just when you think you've seen all the various permutations of motorised fuckwittery there's always some genius ready to come up with a new wrinkle. :oi-grr:

Drew
12th January 2011, 15:43
You're gettin a lot of sympathy here Bryce. Have you recently stopped telling customers they're morons or summat?

Sorry to hear about the crash though, hope you come right soon.

_STAIN_
12th January 2011, 21:00
You're gettin a lot of sympathy here Bryce. Have you recently stopped telling customers they're morons or summat?

Sorry to hear about the crash though, hope you come right soon.

nah not at all, in fact had to give one the learn this morning on how to deal with me

Drew
13th January 2011, 05:39
nah not at all, in fact had to give one the learn this morning on how to deal with me

So you told him to bring some lube and a box of chocolates?

mattathm
13th January 2011, 06:16
Was he going to your place ???

White trash
13th January 2011, 06:52
It's Thursday you homos:woohoo:

I did a recce run with the Wednesday night crew last night to make sure the road conditions are suited to Thursdays homo-ness and it appears they are.

See you fuckers at the Dukie pond at 6.

wayne708
13th January 2011, 07:04
It's Thursday you homos:woohoo:

I did a recce run with the Wednesday night crew last night to make sure the road conditions are suited to Thursdays homo-ness and it appears they are.

See you fuckers at the Dukie pond at 6.

keep your feet on the footpegs this time so people can get past you:bleh:

White trash
13th January 2011, 10:52
keep your feet on the footpegs this time so people can get past you:bleh:

Actually I need to keep the feet on the pegs because I'm wearing the hell outta my boots.

Nice of you to let me through last night though, thanks Wayne.

See ya tonight?

Biker Mice
14th January 2011, 20:01
bike, bit gutted really not even any hero grazes, just some silly little marks to paint like it fell off the stand. Maybe I was doing 5kph, if I were even still moving at all. Just whipped front wheel hard left and I toppled to the right. Splat.

Whenwould you like me to brop o those panels I've got Bro? :bleh:

_STAIN_
14th January 2011, 20:05
Whenwould you like me to brop o those panels I've got Bro? :bleh:

just need the rashed panel look, not a jigsaw

Biker Mice
14th January 2011, 20:08
So you told him to bring some lube and a box of chocolates?

Nasty LmFaO!!! :blank:

Biker Mice
14th January 2011, 20:13
just need the rashed panel look, not a jigsaw

LoL! :Pokey: Cool but what should I do with these, trash them? :facepalm:

White trash
20th January 2011, 10:55
It's on again.

Let's discuss another destination for tonight chaps at the meeting point, the hill's getting old.

Str8 Jacket
20th January 2011, 10:58
It's on again.

Let's discuss another destination for tonight chaps, the hill's getting old.

But maybe not online though, eh.... ;)

I will see you fullas at the pub, however tonight (unlike last week) I shall leave my 'friends' at home....

_STAIN_
20th January 2011, 11:36
It's on again.

Let's discuss another destination for tonight chaps, the hill's getting old.

shhhh... we havn't moved to closed forum yet !

White trash
20th January 2011, 11:55
But maybe not online though, eh.... ;)

I will see you fullas at the pub, however tonight (unlike last week) I shall leave my 'friends' at home....


shhhh... we havn't moved to closed forum yet !

Yeah, I meant discuss it at the Dukie pond you rookies. Post edited to reflect my true meaning.

mattathm
20th January 2011, 12:35
in im.... GC

Deano
20th January 2011, 13:01
in im.... GC

Is GC good call or good cunt or what Matt ? You can use proper English mate, you're not a teenager anymore !!:bleh:

mattathm
20th January 2011, 16:01
In your case it's Gay cunt!!!:msn-wink:

Ive just come back from teamarua to whitemans valley ride and back out blue mountain road, that was good......:niceone:

FYI: the hill has been in drizzle all day:facepalm:

Weaver
20th January 2011, 16:08
FYI: the hill has been in drizzle all day:facepalm:

I will repeat what Deano said. You know how to speak and type in english.


Jimmy; heaven forbid we should consider somewere else. :rolleyes:

White trash
20th January 2011, 20:30
Well we wanna be free, we wanna be free to....to do what we wanna do
We wanna be free to ride....
We wanna be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man....
......and we wanna get loaded.....and we wanna have a good time...
and that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna have a good time.....
....we're gonna have a party.........

mattathm
20th January 2011, 21:07
AND WE CAN ONLY RIDE IF WE HAVE GAS IN THE TANK:msn-wink:

Str8 Jacket
21st January 2011, 05:45
Thursday Night Riders Bingo Club, starting next Thurs.......

White trash
21st January 2011, 06:06
AND WE CAN ONLY RIDE IF WE HAVE GAS IN THE TANK:msn-wink:

Ummm aparently so. Thanks again for the tow mate.

I was contemplating swapping bikes with Ivan down the coast. Now THAT would have been funny as fuck.

mattathm
26th January 2011, 21:29
Go karts tomorrow???? like ride to do something just for a while.... :msn-wink:

Drew
26th January 2011, 21:36
Go karts tomorrow???? like ride to do something just for a while.... :msn-wink:I'm taking a go cart minus a wheel down south tomorrow, does that count?

wayne708
26th January 2011, 22:09
I'm taking a go cart minus a wheel down south tomorrow, does that count?

Nah, send the three wheeler down in a transporter, then catch a ride down to Wanaka in the corprate jet with Matt, pick up the helicopter then get him to drop you off at the track, problem solved

mattathm
27th January 2011, 15:02
F. what a great idea!!!!:msn-wink:

White trash
27th January 2011, 15:48
F. what a great idea!!!!:msn-wink:

Hey how would your boss feel about seding the jet to Christchurch for the weekend in two weeks mate? Tell him it needs an oil change or something..........

Deano
27th January 2011, 16:20
Nah, send the three wheeler down in a transporter, then catch a ride down to Wanaka in the corprate jet with Matt, pick up the helicopter then get him to drop you off at the track, problem solved

Just like a rockstar eh Drew :bleh:

ecko_nzed
27th January 2011, 22:03
so what did I miss?, who got arrested tonite on the thurs ride.

I must admit, I too thought about phoning the po po's :Police: and complaining about the noise when you went past :Pokey:, then I remembered...I live on a state fucking highway :doh:

mattathm
27th January 2011, 22:22
Nope you didnt miss a thing, apart from 1 rider that got off his bike and told us he was ashamed to be associated as a bike rider after our appaling behaviour.

i think Ill PM him and ask just what exactly did he witness and from what bikes, as we were up front and did none of the forementioned.
in fact we were waiting for cars to move over which they did and we gave a beep and a wave as we went by.
So he must have seen things I missed out on.:gob:

Deano
28th January 2011, 07:33
Nope you didnt miss a thing, apart from 1 rider that got off his bike and told us he was ashamed to be associated as a bike rider after our appaling behaviour.

i think Ill PM him and ask just what exactly did he witness and from what bikes, as we were up front and did none of the forementioned.
in fact we were waiting for cars to move over which they did and we gave a beep and a wave as we went by.
So he must have seen things I missed out on.:gob:

Yep - he should have singled out the offending riders rather than berating the entire group. He couldn't have seen anything past mid pack at best. Someone obviously did something to get his knickers in a twist.

White trash
28th January 2011, 07:36
Nope you didnt miss a thing, apart from 1 rider that got off his bike and told us he was ashamed to be associated as a bike rider after our appaling behaviour.

i think Ill PM him and ask just what exactly did he witness and from what bikes, as we were up front and did none of the forementioned.
in fact we were waiting for cars to move over which they did and we gave a beep and a wave as we went by.
So he must have seen things I missed out on.:gob:

You were up front? Christ, must have been a sedate ride. Were you towing an R6?

mattathm
28th January 2011, 09:00
You were up front? Christ, must have been a sedate ride. Were you towing an R6?

I was towing your momma!:msn-wink:

_STAIN_
28th January 2011, 10:11
I think he was riding in the company of the Orange / Black Corolla mentioned in Wed. thread

wayne708
28th January 2011, 12:11
Mentioned it in the Kapiti thread, I'm planning on going through to the NZ moto cross grand prix at Woodville on Sunday. Plan is to be away from Rimutex by 09:00, refuel in Mobil Masterton, north end, then maybe a more scenic route to the moto cross. Could return via the White Swan in the afternoon.

Holyshift
29th January 2011, 11:25
Mentioned it in the Kapiti thread, I'm planning on going through to the NZ moto cross grand prix at Woodville on Sunday. Plan is to be away from Rimutex by 09:00, refuel in Mobil Masterton, north end, then maybe a more scenic route to the moto cross. Could return via the White Swan in the afternoon.

Hi Wayne, Count me in. Kurt & 1 or 2 others are going out to Riversdale to fit a part to his old Yamy and then on to the Motox. Don't think they will be thr till round 1.00pm. I'd like to see a bit more racing.

wayne708
29th January 2011, 11:38
Hi Wayne, Count me in. Kurt & 1 or 2 others are going out to Riversdale to fit a part to his old Yamy and then on to the Motox. Don't think they will be thr till round 1.00pm. I'd like to see a bit more racing.

Cool see you around 09:00 at Rimutex then.

AprilliaGAZ
30th January 2011, 19:08
I was towing your momma!:msn-wink:

Hey Matt thanks for the oil man owe ya,
Shout ya a beer next time!!

Cheers
Gaz

mattathm
30th January 2011, 22:32
Hey Matt thanks for the oil man owe ya,
Shout ya a beer next time!!

Cheers
Gaz

No wucking forries man!!

Deano
3rd February 2011, 12:46
I've been doing some navel gazing over the past week. And all I could come up with was a bit of lint and some brown gunk that resembled ear wax. I think I might have to buy some cotton buds !

But seriously, I have been reflecting on my road riding lately and might pass on all group rides in future, especially TRTNR.

I think everyone else should do the same, or at least reflect on your riding....:facepalm:

Deano
3rd February 2011, 12:48
Bwaaaaahh !!

Just fucken kidding !!:motu:

I might not make it tonight though. I might go to Upper Hutt and kick some arse with Drew (Dazz).

mattathm
3rd February 2011, 14:10
Bwaaaaahh !!

Just fucken kidding !!:motu:

I might not make it tonight though. I might go to Upper Hutt and kick some arse with Drew (Dazz).

HOMO :angry:

ecko_nzed
3rd February 2011, 14:55
I too have been reflecting on my riding on a thursday night, and have made sobering realisations.....

I'm never gonna be kewl unless I can wheelie :laugh:

won't be making the ride tonite, so someone else will have to go last :scooter: might come to the pub later though.

mattathm
3rd February 2011, 15:14
should be renamed TRTNRTUATGCSH ride

The Real Thursday Night Riders Turn Up And The Gay Cunts Stay Home. O

ecko_nzed
3rd February 2011, 15:55
should be renamed TRTNRTUATGCSH ride

The Real Thursday Night Riders Turn Up And The Gay Cunts Stay Home. O

I prefer the term vaginally challenged

White trash
3rd February 2011, 17:34
should be renamed TRTNRTUATGCSH ride

The Real Thursday Night Riders Turn Up And The Gay Cunts Stay Home. O

What? Like the night we all had a mean ride through Moonshine and Piecock while you went and service Andrews missus with beer and pizza?

Gay Cunt.........

Drew
4th February 2011, 14:27
Why is there a tag asking where some ones watermelon is? No black guys come on TRTNR!

Deano
4th February 2011, 15:17
Why is there a tag asking where some ones watermelon is? No black guys come on TRTNR!

WTF ?:blink:

Drew
4th February 2011, 15:23
WTF ?:blink:

If there was one asking where some ones fried chicken was I'd start to think they were taking the piss!

ecko_nzed
4th February 2011, 18:15
If there was one asking where some ones fried chicken was I'd start to think they were taking the piss!

I'm with Deano......WTF!

Quasi
4th February 2011, 18:34
c'mon guys - use your imagination. dont you know about the watermelon:gob:

mattathm
4th February 2011, 20:45
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deano cant get close (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/tags.php?tag=deano+cant+get+close)
drew can't even (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/tags.php?tag=drew+can%27t+even)
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where's my watermelon? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/tags.php?tag=where%27s+my+watermelon%3F)
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Bahaahhaahhaaahhahahaahhahahaaaaaa:drinkup:

Drew
5th February 2011, 00:40
I'm with Deano......WTF!

African American stereotyping for fuck sakes!

Jesus people, try and keep up!

Deano
5th February 2011, 06:53
African American stereotyping for fuck sakes!

Jesus people, try and keep up!

And WM=pheaddan ?

????????????????

Drew
5th February 2011, 07:53
And WM=pheaddan ?

????????????????

Dunno about one, I can't make anything from it.

White trash
5th February 2011, 10:36
For the record I'm responsible for the "time out for you fishy" tag but ironically, it's in relation to Miller's hilarious tale of putting his fish into "time out" for eating the other fish, NOT in response to the reprimand you dangerous cunts earnt last week at the Royal.

mattathm
5th February 2011, 12:19
Captain Danger reporting.................:innocent:

Drew
5th February 2011, 13:54
And WM=pheaddan ?

????????????????

Perhaps it's Watermelon feedin?

I see now someone has added one about fried chicken, it's too late to be funny homo!

davebullet
6th February 2011, 16:04
c'mon guys - use your imagination. dont you know about the watermelon:gob:

Carla's onto it.

Biker Mice
25th March 2011, 16:19
where is everybody?

Quasi
25th March 2011, 16:20
prolly visiting katie:blink::facepalm: