Porn names for movies

[Bren]

okay...convert a movie name to a porno movie name


e.g
Gonohrea with the wind

Cum flew over the cockoos nest

I know...I am bored!

[Virago]

Die Hard-on

[onearmedbandit]

Sex Toy Story.

Charlie and the Chocolate Girl Factory.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smokin' Twins.

[Woodman]

Armagheddon it..

[EJK]

Curious George

nuff said.

[Eyegasm]

Snatch... I know, how original

came in 60 seconds...:rofl:

[onearmedbandit]

Raiders of the Lost Arse.

Schindlers Fist.

King Dong.

ET - The Extra Testicle.

Lawrence of Labia.

Shaving Private Ryan.

[scissorhands]

Star Whores

Debbie does Dunedin

[EJK]

Raiders of the Lost Arse.

Schindlers Fist.

King Dong.

ET - The Extra Testicle.

Lawrence of Labia.

Shaving Private Ryan.

Epic.</10char>

[hayd3n]

natural born pornstars
free willy
the naked mile
cockzilla
boobzillla

[Maha]

Maha lap (return of the horse)

[Eyegasm]

Glad-he-ate-her

[Ronin]

Edward Penis Hands

[nodrog]

Feltch.

Possibly still staring Chevy Chase.

Fanny

[aprilia_RS250]

My big fat greek penis

[Eyegasm]

Bone Hur

Easy Ride Her

Every which way she's loose

[Bren]

Hairy Cocker and the Pussy of stone...
Hairy Cocker and the bedchamber of secrets...
Hairy Cocker and the Prisoner of Ass
Hairy Cocker and the Goblet of cum
Hairy Cocker and the half blood prick

[scissorhands]

Edward Penis Hands

I only did that to get through university! The donkey was of age too

must put some tape on that laptop camera and mic

[T.W.R]

The Jizzard of OZ
Larger Cock: Wombraider
Lake Flaccid
The Magnificent Seven Inches
What Becomes of the Broken Arsed
Sucked-off in Seattle

[mashman]

Independence Gay
Pron - Leg(over)Assy
In de Hannah Bones - The Temple of Poon
Twatman
Wild Wild Chest
Mr and Mrs Quiff
Dances with Vulvas

[Ronin]

Star Jaws - Deep Throat Stikes Back

[Mully]

Horten hires a ho
Inspect her Gadget
Pokeahotass
Forrest Hump
The Porn Identity
You've got male (genitalia)

[onearmedbandit]

Horten hires a ho
Inspect her Gadget
Pokeahotass
Forrest Hump
The Porn Identity
You've got male (genitalia)


These two worry me Mully.

[Mully]

Romancing the Bone
For your thighs only
The Loin King
Dr Do-me-a-Little
Muffy the Vampire Layer
King Dong
Lord of the Rings (*ahem*)
Pulp Friction

[sosman]

Star whores: Starring Princess Layher!

[Mental Trousers]

Seven Inch thick Samurai
F**k Club
A Cockwork Orange
Back to the Futon
Raging Balls
In deep in A. Jones and the Arse Crusade

[mashman]

The French Erection
Godfillher
Crotchmen
Gaylight
One Find Gay
Gays World, Farty time, Excrement!
The Bodfather
The Trannyswhoremares
School of Cock
The Fucket Bitch
Last TannedHo in Paris
The Chroincles of Reddick
Drillherbits Nailher
Master and Commandher

[rachprice]

my god.....did you guys make these all up?? hahaahah gold :devil2:

[Bren]

The Cock Shank Redemption

Conception

The good, the bad, and the sexy

[Ronin]

Saw IV Circumcision gone wrong

[Ronin]

Easy Rider...


Oh wait.

[mashman]

Brideshead Reviolated
American Fruity
Sleasy Rideher
Missionary position Impossible
The Curious use of Benjamins Butthole
The Bumming Man
Cat on a Hot Thin Poof
No Cunt Tree for Old Men
Trouser Snakes on a Plane

[Bren]

Kids Movies

The Black Stallion does Harlem

Chicken Cum

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

Home Alone with the Hand

Wonky Willy does the Chocolate Factory

Mary Poppin my Cherry

The ScrewBob Sexpants movie

Fucking nemo

Who Fucked Roger Rabbit

The Incest Family Robinson

[T.W.R]

The taking of Fellatio 123
Rimmer
District 69
I Hoebot

[mashman]

The OhhhhhMen
The FourGotOn
Rhandi
lOral and Hardy in The Poo Ridge Mounting By Virgina
A Midbummer Nights Wet Dream

[2wheeldrifter]

Lord of the rings... as LORD of the rings
Fuckoff
Anuses vs Pedophiles
The Analihilator

[FlangMasterJ]

Cunts!


10 cha

[mashman]

Top Cum
Porn of the 4th of July
Cocktale
Golden Rain Man
Thighs Wide Shut

[slofox]

Schwarzenegger movies...

The Violator
Prue Lies (down)
The Last Action Dildo
The Sex(th) Day
End of Lays
He Lays'er

Any others?

[slofox]

Many years ago, in the early days of videotapes, my brother mail-ordered a video for his kids. "Flash Gordon" he thought he had ordered (well he said he thought that was what it was...) -"Ok space men - kids'll love that sorta shit..."

He put it on one day when we were visiting with our kids. Movie starts and it soon becomes obvious that all was not as it seemed...the title was actually "FLESH Gordon" and it was a porno...The kids had eyes out on stalks before we twigged to just what the hell was going on...had to turn it off and send them all outside to cool off...

(Course we watched it later when all the kids had gone to bed...hurhurhur)

[rustyrobot]

Schwarzenegger movies...

Any others?

The Sperminator
Cum-man-do
Red (light) Sonja
Twins ;)

[ducatilover]

The fantastic four....skin.
Falice in wonderland.
Sherlock bones.

[Banditbandit]

2001 A Space Ecstacy
The Good the Bad and the Dirty
A Box full of Dollars
Back for a Few Dollars More ... (Ah wait ...)
High Plains Shagger
Dirty Harry (Oh wait ...)
Shorn (For you youngsters a classic Alan Ladd western called "Shane")
The Right Stuffed
The Birds (Oh ... hang about ..)
Masochism on the Orient Express
Smokey and the Arse Bandit
The Wild(er) Ones
Ocean's Eleven Inches
Moonshagger

Enough ...

OK a couple more ...

Ocean's Thirteen Inches
You Only Cum Twice
Dirty Shagging
The Day of the Jack Arse Bandit
The Queer Hunter
Across Your Lips Now

That was fun ...

[Stirts]

Rear and Pleasant Danger

[Bren]

A Cock-worked Orange
Gay Runner
Donnies Dark "oh"
The Thong
The Sperminator
V for Vagina
Frank'n'Stan
Young Frank'n'Stan
Invasion of the Vagina snatchers
Moon'd
The Iron Giant Dildo
Gayliens

[mashman]

Schwarzenegger movies...
Any others?

"I'll be round the back"

Cummando
True Thighs
Callatherhole Damage
Raw Squeal
Conan The Destroyer
KindaHardon Cock
Batman does Robin

[mashman]

SCI-FI

Sat0n 7
Fright of the Navigator
The BackHole
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Whore of the Worlds

[Gibbo89]

my god.....did you guys make these all up?? hahaahah gold :devil2:

i can guarantee you that some googling went on. and some are real too...

[Stirts]

Kids Movies

Rumpleforeskin

[slofox]

Rumpleforeskin

or Wrinkledforeskin...

[Mom]

Now look what you have done Bren :killingme

Thanks guys for some of the best laugh out loud moments I have had in ages in here :first:

[Ronin]

The Wizard Of Anal
Singing In The Golden Rain
Ghandi - Story of a Sub

[Bren]

Now look what you have done Bren :killingme

Thanks guys for some of the best laugh out loud moments I have had in ages in here :first:

You are welcome Mom.....just goes to show that I am not the only deviant on this site...there are a lot (including you I guess for reading this shit)!!!

[Mom]

(including you I guess for reading this shit)!!!

What on earth are you talking about :innocent:

[Bren]

8 1/2 nches

Acockalypse Now

Bleeding Saddles

Blue Velvet Sheets

The bonk on the river Kweer

Casiblowda

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pussy

Hard times at Ridgemount High

GoldMember

Shit Happened one night

Gums

Riders of the lost Prick

Snow white and the Horny Dwarfs

[Bren]

What on earth are you talking about :innocent:


Oh such holiness.....I have met you and you aint no angel!!!!...coming across all innocent like...yeah right!

[Mental Trousers]

Iron-hard Man
Coital Combat
Seed of Chucky
Fuck Hard: The Dewey Cocks Story
Jawbreaker
Lick-Ass
No C**ts-free for Old Men
Remember the Titan Tits
Hot Fuzz
Legends of the Bald
28 Dicks Later

[pzkpfw]

It's a wonderful wife swap.

[EJK]

Transsexuals: Revenge of the Hardened

[Mental Trousers]

The Hard Knight
The Twilight Saga: Twin Moons
Sex Toy Story
You-ass-lick Park
Shirt-pop Holmes
Polta-gash

[mashman]

The Squirtinator
Gran Torpedo
The Bounty Cunter
TightanDick
Girthquake

[mashman]

Universal Boner
The Hard Core
Sudden "little" Death
Hard Target
Nowhere To Run... you're gettin it.
Double "ended" Impact
Cockboxer
Bloodsport

[Woodman]

101 Dalmations

[Mental Trousers]

TightanDick

Tight-and-slick sounds better ;)

[ducatilover]

101 Dalmations

I'd pay to see that......

A-Lad-In
Frigid Bones Diary
Green Queef Holligans.
Shellcock.
ScarFalice.

Brokeback Mountain, nuff said.

Get this up inside ya, NSFW http://www.eelsoup.net/ :devil2: :msn-wink:

[mashman]

The Bitchhikers Guide to the Falicy

[Eyegasm]

Cockaine Cowboys
The quick and the premature
Not another teen porn movie
The Ho-Trix
American History XXX
Montys Python and the hole that got nailed
Full Condom Jack-it
For a few Dollar whores
V for Vagina

Also heard that Mrs Bobbit wanted to do a sequel to "The Piano" titled
"The Organ" was going to be a 2 part series...

[mashman]

The Mate Tricks
In Glorias Backbits
Nice Hole in Alex
48 Whores
Another 48 Whores
Mute Tiny and her Bounty
An Orificer and a Gentleman
Uncle Fuck
16 Cocks
Caddyshag
Grinding Miss Daisy
Groundhogtied Day
Fantastic Mr Fucks

[Bren]

Grinding Miss Daisy


Ewww, who would wanna go there?

[mashman]

Ewww, who would wanna go there?

Wayne Rooney... but i was thinking more along the lines of...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/OTT70ER/DaisyDukeShorts.png

[mashman]

JohnKey Hoteh!

[george formby]

Dammit! Gotta join in.

Ball-E
Privates of the Caribbean (Ft Johny Deep)
Wallace & Rammit ( Curse of the Bi rabbit)
Shriek
The Poondock Saints
Under the Hedge
Shaggin Ryans Privates
Once upon a Time in Melinda
A Bridget to Far.

[Mental Trousers]

Rambutt
Felching Sarah Marshall
Insertion
He's Just Not That Into Poo
Fantastic Mr Cock
10 Things I Insert Into You
Get Him Like A Greek
Cumming to America
Zak and Miri Make A Porno
Going the Distance

[Banditbandit]

Ball Street, starring Michael Cocksure and Catherine Jump your Bones

Ball Street - Sex Never Sleeps

[Leviticus]

Men in Black Men
Womb Raider
The Spy Who Bummed Me
Porn With the Dead (shaun of the dead)
Shitter Island

[Maha]

The Towering Fellatio.

[Leviticus]

The Forty Year Old Anal Virgin
The SoreWank Redemption
Gay-mer (Gamer)

[george formby]

I can resist everything except temptation

Peter Porn
Lust of the Mohicans
Mad Minge
When we were Pimps
The F@#$%^r King
Porn Wars, Revenge of the Syph (eww)

[Eyegasm]

Tit-an-Dic
Rammed Ho
oPan legs-a-bit (Pan's Labyrinth)
Journey to the center of her Snatch
20,000 legs under the semen

[george formby]

Cunnaligula

[george formby]

Forrest Hump
Ass-aullt on Priscilla 18
The French Cunection
Priscilla reamed in the Desert
Chopper :eek:
The Vintners F#ck
Plump Friction

[mashman]

The Fladulate
Blazing Saddlebags
The Lady In Fred
Wonkies Willy In Her Chocolate Factory
Two Mules Up Sister Sara
The Outlaw Josey Wails

[pete376403]

The Longest Gay
Shaving Ryans Privates (an actual movie title)
In Glorious Bar Stewards
The Hurt Cocker

[EJK]

The Incredible F**K (Hulk)

[onearmedbandit]

The Fabulous Foursome.

Goodbye Porked Her Pie.

Whale Rider. (for the chubby lovers)

Drugged and Abused (Dazed and Confused).

A Space Orgy with 2001.

The Glory Hole Boys.

[T.W.R]

Horny Davidson & The Mammary Man
Arse Fly (Bar Fly)
Anal Part (Angel Heart)
One Blew Their Load Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Cracknaphobia
The Anal Guy (The cable Guy)
The Peadophilia Experiment (The Philodelphia Experiment)
Eric The Dyke King (Eric the Viking)
ArseBurger Phil (Hamburger Hill)
ForeSkin (Snakeskin)
The Lords of Twatbush (The Lords of Flatbush)
Goodbye Creamepie
Bram Stoker's Fuckula

[T.W.R]

Raging Balls
Topless Secret
Eyeing Up the Hippopotamus (I'm for the Hippopotamus)
Vaginal (Virgil)
Thelma does Louise
Mad Dax "Beyond Thunder Bone"
Men in Black Latex

[mashman]

Shaft
InHerPoo with the Vampire - The Vampire Bonkicles
7 Rides for 7 Mothers
Sin Shitty
Fullit - Steve McQueer
Breastless
Poo Hand Luke
Grosse Point Bonk
Seminal Reservoir Dogs
The Big Lesbowskis
The Usual SuckSex
Jackoff Brown
Goodfillas(s)
Fill Bill
The Fur(r)y
Malcum Sex
National LambPoon (a kiwi fave :shifty:)
Tiitsie
The Sexth Sense - I Bed Dead People
Deep Impact
Twelve Inch Monkeys
Shitstick Pizza

[Pixie]

You're all sick



Some of those were real movies


Like: Total Reball

No one suggested: Nightmare on Arm all the way up your arse Street

[mashman]

Holemeo and Juliet
Swallow Hal
Failure To Launch
There's Cumthings about Mary
Wedding Gashers
High Infidelity
Saradipitinme
Sliding Whores
The Bedding Planner
RoxoffAnne
The Good Buy Girl
Dirty Lancing
Maulin Rogue (or Moulin Rouge, hmmmm)
Pearl Necklace Harbour
America's Sweetparts
A Wank to Remember
A Wank in the Clouds

[T.W.R]

Wes Craven's FUCKER

[mashman]

The Pink Panthies - bare bum bare bum
Sink the Gismarck
The Bigguns of Navarone

[Banditbandit]

Tittie Tittie Bang Bang

Those Magnificent Men in Their Fucking Machines

Mary Pop Ins ... (and the follow up Mary Pop Out)

Sexodus - Movements of the People

[scumdog]

Can't be naffed reading all post but was Porn Free there?

[MisterD]

The Bigguns of Navarone

Are you sure that's not a Russ Meyer movie already?

So anyway, more Alistair Maclean:

Spreadeagled Bare
Bare Island
Spice Station Debra

[Banditbandit]

Alister MacLean .. Just imagine the possibilities of the Star Trek episode titles .. the first two don't need changign at all ...

The Cage

Where No Man has Gone Before ...

Then you have ...

The Man Trap

The Naked Time

Mudd's Women

What are Little Girls Made of ?

[Ronin]

Alister MacLean .. Just imagine the possibilities of the Star Trek episode titles .. the first two don't need changign at all ...

The Cage

Where No Man has Gone Before ...

Then you have ...

The Man Trap

The Naked Time

Mudd's Women

What are Little Girls Made of ?

The Trouble With Dribbles.

[mashman]

Are you sure that's not a Russ Meyer movie already?


Could be, didn't check...

Queered Science
On the Bushes
Texas Pain Sore Ass Licker
Jailhouse Cock
Empire of the Buns

[Skyryder]

LAST COCK STANDING by Vagina (Wolf it Down) Wolf








Skyryder

[Banditbandit]

Die Hard (Oh .. hang about ...)