Another Police chase happy ending

[Bald Eagle]

How long before they blame someone.
(http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/4173841/Fleeing-teenager-stabs-himself)Fleeing teenager stabs himself (http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/4173841/Fleeing-teenager-stabs-himself)


A 16-year-old is in hospital with a collapsed lung after stabbing himself several times with a boning knife while being chased by police.

[mashman]

soooo close to being entered in the Darwins... lol, aye the police shoulda given up the chase :shifty:, tis all their fault :lol:

[Latte]

Sounds like an alphabet issue (L, M, N, O ........... )

[HQfiend]

Definitely need to adjust the chlorine level of the gene pool.http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/4173435/Driver-bolts-after-going-airborne

[slofox]

Somebody should teach that kid how to stab PROPERLY!

[munster]

Somebody should teach that kid how to stab PROPERLY!

Hehehehe! Stabbing school. Classes start at your nearest freezing works.

[PrincessBandit]

Somebody should teach that kid how to stab himselfPROPERLY!

There, that's better.

[slofox]

There, that's better.

Thanks PB...you are truly a gem...:sunny:

[Toaster]

Shame all criminals dont try and stab themselves to death. Would save us taxpayers a fortune and no more repeat offending making innocent lives miserable.

Scum the lot of them.

[BoristheBiter]

so does that mean if they hadn't presented the taser he would have kept on stabbing himself?

[nudemetalz]

It just gets better..... :)

Ya steal a car and your house will burn down.... :yes::facepalm:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4176612/Cutting-up-car-may-have-sparked-house-fire