Let them build the mosque, I have a plan...

[Fatt Max]

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built
near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of everyone to be
tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
tolerance.


That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door
to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call
the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an
open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a
very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy
mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop
(Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other
side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?

Problem solved, everybody happy.....

[PrincessBandit]

Ooooh you are naughty, but i like you!

[Lurch]

"You mecca me so hot" is pure win.

[Grubber]

Friggin lovin that!
how long did it take you to decide you didn't mind the mosque being built.....hang on, hang on.....let me guess....about as long as it takes for a time bomb to count down? Am i right, am i right????Huh!

[slofox]

Coupla pie shops would be the go as well Max - pork pies for preference...

[slofox]

"You mecca me so hot" is pure win.

I liked "Morehammered"

[neels]

I think you've missed the point.

We are required to be tolerant of them.

They are not required to be tolerant of us.

This has been widely demonstrated when they want to bring their culture to our country, but there's no way in hell we're allowed to take our culture to their country.

Sadly your plan is doomed to failure.

[slofox]

they want to bring their culture to our country, but there's no way in hell we're allowed to take our culture to their country.



Yeah. I noticed that too. Funny, that.

[rustyrobot]

I think you've missed the point.

We are required to be tolerant of them.

They are not required to be tolerant of us.

This has been widely demonstrated when they want to bring their culture to our country, but there's no way in hell we're allowed to take our culture to their country.

Sadly your plan is doomed to failure.

I don't get what message you are trying to make here. Apart from the fact that you conveniently ignore all the muslim countries which are tolerant and have christian churches and liberal social systems, you're looking mighty hypocritical.

It appears that you are saying Islam is 'bad' because it is intolerant. Therefore you are going to be intolerant of Islam. In which case they could say Western/Christian/(whatever you align yourself with culture) is bad because it is intolerant. I do wonder what lessons you give your children.

Besides which the neighbourhood of the planned cultural centre evidently already has a number of 'red light' type shops/establishments. Do you really think that hasidic jewish areas of Israel are any more tolerant than the hardline Islamic areas? Or the deep christian south of America?

[imdying]

This has been widely demonstrated when they want to bring their culture to our country, but there's no way in hell we're allowed to take our culture to their country.Totally, there is absolutely no Americanisation of any Islamic countries :facepalm:

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[avgas]

Besides which the neighbourhood of the planned cultural centre evidently already has a number of 'red light' type shops/establishments. Do you really think that hasidic jewish areas of Israel are any more tolerant than the hardline Islamic areas? Or the deep christian south of America?
Lets give them knives and they can fight it out.
I will just sit back and laugh.

Signed
-Russia

[scissorhands]

The Idealist Youth (Turkish: Ülkücü Gençlik), commonly known as Grey Wolves (Turkish: Bozkurtlar), is an ultra-nationalist[1] neo-fascist[2][3][4][5][6][7][8] youth organization. It is accused of terrorism[2][4][5] and infiltration of European policy.[9][10] According to Turkish authorities, the organization carried out 694 murders from 1974–1980.

[Fatt Max]

[QUOTE=imdying;1129871655]Totally, there is absolutely no Americanisation of any Islamic countries :facepalm:

Didnt see Georgie Pie anywhere.....or is that Achmed Pie?

Mind you, there are no Coke ads on TV because they have a Telly-ban....mind you they seem yo get C4 with no trouble.....

Gotta love 'em though, their parties are da bomb.....

They did have a suicide bomber originally from Gore. Not very good though, he was on his third mission when I met him.

But that Osama, mate spent a weekend at his place, had a blast

[Hinny]

I don't think the Koran advises its followers to kill people.
The Bible, on the other hand, has a bunch of infractions that require the death penalty as a punishment.
Christianity is as fucked up as any other religion.
Worshiping imaginary friends seems rather peculiar to me.

[Gubb]

I was at the proposed site last week, and it's not even that close to the "Hallowed Ground of which needs protecting".

There is a Strip club on the same block though.

[Hitcher]

So far so good, but the moment this thread becomes a muslim-bashing, redneck hate thread, it's off to PD. Seriously. You have been warned.

[Number One]

Repost...

Got the same email and posted it days ....the freaks and geeks weren't so interested when it was posted in jokes and humour though :shutup:

[Fatt Max]

Repost...

Got the same email and posted it days ....the freaks and geeks weren't so interested when it was posted in jokes and humour though :shutup:

I was wondering who else got that email, nice one mate...

The telly-ban is my joke though

Blimey, people take a bit of humour to heart eh, glad I didnt start a "so, where DO babies come from" thread.......:sunny:

[Number One]

Blimey, people take a bit of humour to heart eh, glad I didnt start a "so, where DO babies come from" thread.......:sunny:

They do indeed ;) and I think that's a top idea for a thread too....you should post it :blip: