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Virago
31st October 2010, 08:11
Who's your money on this year?

My pick is Scrotum - he's got bags of balls.

Alternatively, go for Premature Ejac - he often needs coaxing off the line, but can be counted on for a fast finish on a short course.

For a real outside chance, perhaps Clitoris - she's easily overlooked in the line up and is more suited to a long course, but with the right rider may come first - or a close second.

What's your pick?
Maha
31st October 2010, 08:15
My money always goes on Arshole, no present form required.
Virago
31st October 2010, 08:17
My money always goes on Arshole, no present form required.

Nah, going by previous form, Arsehole will be behind Scrotum...
Maha
31st October 2010, 08:24
Nah, going by previous form, Arsehole will be behind Scrotum...

This is true, butt Arsehole is regular and often wiped at every meeting, its current form reads..'stay well clear of this 4 your old dag on the run for home'
Virago
31st October 2010, 08:24
Keep your eye on Nipples - she may be the stand out option if the weather is cold.
Maha
31st October 2010, 08:27
That Blowjob came first at its last start, messy finish in the wet but all was cleaned up and no inquirey was needed.
Virago
31st October 2010, 08:28
There's a rumour that Scrotum may have already been scratched.
Maha
31st October 2010, 08:34
Nostrils is picked to win by a nose.
ynot slow
31st October 2010, 08:47
Head Cold to win with wheeze.

Diorhea Dick to come with a late run.

As an aside the old man is in Melborne for derby day and cup day,he's taken groups for years,tickets in main stand $160AU both days,and $72AU to get in on Tuesday,not bad moolar for club if you do $72(minimum cost)x100,000 people.

Almost makes speedway entry of $25 each reasonable,and free for racing at Manfeild damn good value.
Virago
31st October 2010, 09:04
Apparently Cunnilingus may be worth a look - goes lickedy-split up the front straight.
MIXONE
31st October 2010, 09:17
Don't forget Rapist who, although sweating badly, can apparently run pretty fast.
slofox
1st November 2010, 11:26
They reckon Erection usually sticks out in front...
c4.
1st November 2010, 17:59
69 for the quinella
Laava
1st November 2010, 20:46
Put my money on Premature Ejaculation last year. Was looking good on the first leg but then pffftt it was all over.
Will try Exlax this year. Been told he will shit all over the rest!
nudemetalz
2nd November 2010, 09:10
I'll go for Condom. He'll come first but only with a bag of effort.