YellowDog
4th November 2010, 21:52
THE JEWISH BOARD OF DIRECTORS
Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsberg were all close friends since childhood. They
decided they wanted to go into business together.
Schwartz says:
"OK! I'll invest $100,000."
Cohen says: "
" I will go for $200,000".
Ginsberg says:
"All right, I'll put in $1000."
Cohen says:
"If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the
corporation. You Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and
CFO, and Ginsberg, for your $1000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."
Puzzled, Ginsberg asks Cohen:
"What is a Sexual Adviser?"
Cohen replies:
"When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."
Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsberg were all close friends since childhood. They
decided they wanted to go into business together.
Schwartz says:
"OK! I'll invest $100,000."
Cohen says: "
" I will go for $200,000".
Ginsberg says:
"All right, I'll put in $1000."
Cohen says:
"If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the
corporation. You Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and
CFO, and Ginsberg, for your $1000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."
Puzzled, Ginsberg asks Cohen:
"What is a Sexual Adviser?"
Cohen replies:
"When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."