Cops supposedly demanding urine sample on the roadside

[Bassmatt]

Apparently there was an operation here in the BOP where police were stoping vehicles and demanding a urine sample for drug testing. I have no evidence or verification of this and find it difficult to believe. I would be supprised if they were entitled to do this, and if i am stopped and asked to do this I will refuse.
Anyone else hear anything about this or know of the legalities?

[Swoop]

Sounds like they are takin' the piss.

[avgas]

I thought they preferred doughnuts????:drinkup:

[miloking]

Apparently there was an operation here in the BOP where police were stoping vehicles and demanding a urine sample for drug testing. I have no evidence or verification of this and find it difficult to believe. I would be supprised if they were entitled to do this, and if i am stopped and asked to do this I will refuse.
Anyone else hear anything about this or know of the legalities?

Whatever turns them on....as long as they dont drink it.

[MadDuck]

So if I am intending to ride through the BOP I best learn to pee standing up.....:shit:

[White trash]

So if I am intending to ride through the BOP I best learn to pee standing up.....:shit:

Don't bullshit a bullshitter MadDuck, I've seen ya do it before.

[Str8 Jacket]

'Sorry Officer I pissed myself when you pulled me over. Now I have none left to share.'

[breakaway]

I heard that in the BoP, if you get pulled up doing more than 4km above the posted limit, they chop your pinky finger off, on the roadside. No shit.

[nodrog]

Apparently there was an operation here in the BOP where police were stoping vehicles and demanding a urine sample for drug testing. I have no evidence or verification of this and find it difficult to believe. I would be supprised if they were entitled to do this, and if i am stopped and asked to do this I will refuse.
Anyone else hear anything about this or know of the legalities?

Yes this is correct, and all those people were arrested for carrying Pee.

Fanny

[MadDuck]

Don't bullshit a bullshitter MadDuck, I've seen ya do it before.

My aim has improved somewhat nowadays - practice, practice,practice.

[pearlygirl]

Well actually this happened to a friend of mine the other morning. He was driving to work- so really not that much of a joke and no he inst a dope head but actually a respected manager for a large company in The Bay of Plenty

[SMOKEU]

You might end up K9 for urinating in public.

[Bonez]

Of course the blokes will need the coppa to hold your dick. As it's not the done thing for a bloke to do in puplic. Not too hard or not too soft mind, just so. Ensuring the correct amount of urine is collected in the urine collecting vessel, which from now on stall be refered to as the piss pot.

[sugilite]

You wouldn't go to the toilet in a policeman's helmet would you?
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pirate+spoof+it+crowd&aq=f
(Wont let me embed it dammit)

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What happens if you have an empty bladder?

[Max Preload]

They can wring my sample out of their flak jacket when they get back to the station.


I heard that in the BoP, if you get pulled up doing more than 4km above the posted limit, they chop your pinky finger off, on the roadside. No shit.Or your cock. Whichever is smaller. That's why my aim is so bad, as per my post above.

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What happens if you have an empty bladder?

[Mully]

Sometimes I quite simply love this place.

Other times, not so much.

[Maha]

I dont see a problem, I would quite happily piss in thier pocket.

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Better to piss in the air vents just below the windscreen.

[NighthawkNZ]

new meaning to the term piss take :facepalm:

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Better to piss in the air vents just below the windscreen.

[Reckless]

What happens if you have an empty bladder?

cops will give you a few beers to help you go I'd imagine???:shit:

[LBD]

I heard that in the BoP, if you get pulled up doing more than 4km above the posted limit, they chop your pinky finger off, on the roadside. No shit.

Nah...your not serious...are you?

Last year walking down the foot path here in Bishkek we found a neatly severed lil finger....fresh cause a stray dog would have soon gobbled it. Thats what you get if you cannot afford the spot speeding fi...bribe.

[Number One]

So if I am intending to ride through the BOP I best learn to pee standing up.....:shit:

Perhaps it will become compulsory for ladies to be carrying 'Shewees' on rides...to enable said upstanding urine collection :shutup:

[DMNTD]

Perhaps it will become compulsory for ladies to be carrying 'Shewees' on rides...to enable said upstanding urine collection :shutup:

The question really is would you be offering a number one sample?

[Number One]

The question really is would you be offering a number one sample?

LOL

Actually when it comes to wees I get terrible stage fright, so it probably would be 'borrowed' - I just couldn't do it on the side of the road to command!

[Duke girl]

Sounds like they are takin' the piss.

Hoping to.:yes:

[Duke girl]

LOL

Actually when it comes to wees I get terrible stage fright, so it probably would be 'borrowed' - I just couldn't do it on the side of the road to command!

And as if we all have a bladder full on request.

[Grubber]

The replies on this OP are surely an indication of how serious one is taking this situation. Do ya think he/she still thinks it may be true??:facepalm:

[Bassmatt]

The replies on this OP are surely an indication of how serious one is taking this situation. Do ya think he/she still thinks it may be true??:facepalm:

I did say i found it hard to believe.

[avgas]

There are easier ways to test for drugs....
Like looking for them - bikers are not exactly the most conservative tinny holders.

[imdying]

It's against my religion to touch my dick during waking hours, you'll have to hold the jar for me.... oh dear, did I piss on your hands, so very sorry :innocent:

[Bonez]

What happens if you have an empty bladder?You just turn the tap on your colostomy bag silly.

[mikemike104]

Seriously.... this is all made up right.... right ?

Since when can police demand a roadside urine sample without reasonable grounds ? eg You look like you took your last bong hit and cocked a blung leg over the bike and rode straight into the arms of the waiting constabulary.. were then asked to complete a roadside impairment test and perhaps then you would be obligated to complete a piss test..

But surely not just after a routine stop like what I feel has been represented here.

[DMNTD]

Seriously.... this is all made up right.... right ?

Nah man...this is KB therefore this is real life! :yes:

[Toaster]

I heard that in the BoP, if you get pulled up doing more than 4km above the posted limit, they chop your pinky finger off, on the roadside. No shit.

Its not your "finger".........

[Zamiam]

Its obviously a PISS TAKE

[BMWST?]

blood test on the roadside maybe,urine test i find very difficult to believe