You know you're too fat when...

[YellowDog]

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/fat.jpg
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[Gibbo89]

Hmm, I feel this may become a thread like the 'if you know what I mean' thread. :yes:

[Gibbo89]

they weigh you on a truck scale.

[Gibbo89]

the health club revokes your membership because you crushed a treadmill.

[Gremlin]

They ask when the baby is due, and there isn't one

[Mully]

...your blood type is caramello.

[tigertim20]

you sit on your boyfriends face, and he cant hear the stereo anymore . . .

[FJRider]

You climb on the "speak your weight" scales ... and it tells you ... one at a time please ...

[Hopeful Bastard]

... You cant blend in..

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SW0YAL-gzv8/SQ_P2zU9_TI/AAAAAAAAAqA/e7rN95oWuQk/s400/just-cant-blend-in.jpg

[banditrider]

You fall for expensive gimmicks that produce dubious results...

224576

[ynot slow]

The xray shows whale bones.

[Gibbo89]

They offer you a forklift instead of a mobility scooter

[MSTRS]

...even flour can't reveal the wet spot.

[Usarka]

You climb on the "speak your weight" scales ... and it tells you ...


and it tells you "you are the correct weight..................for an aircraft carrier"

[trumpy]

The suspension is fully compressed before you even move off........ (how does he reach those clip-ons?)

[EJK]

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Had me thinking for a moment...

[Gibbo89]

I had a wee google. This was pretty funny:

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/10-more-signs-you-need-to-go-on-a-diet-2/