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Usarka
25th December 2010, 10:54
I asked my family for some fucking christmas cheer and this is what i got :facepalm:

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/203/865/36/o_christmas_mini_chair__red_santa.JPG
Big Dave
25th December 2010, 11:00
A but ruch, do you hef a bid axint.
kevfromcoro
25th December 2010, 11:00
Lol..
Think you spelt chair wrong....
FJRider
25th December 2010, 11:22
Lol..
Think you spelt chair wrong....

Nahhhhhh ... he asked for the wrong thing ... :facepalm:

He should have asked for some Christmas Spirit ... :innocent:


http://www.blagman.co.uk/uploaded_images/DSCF0363-724213.JPG
ynot slow
25th December 2010, 11:49
Yep,mum asked for a chair,dad can't wait to plug it in.
Berries
25th December 2010, 12:18
Found the perfect present for pighunters -


Police wanted to speak to the occupants of a blue vehicle with a "big boar exhaust", which may have passed the accident scene without stopping to help.

I kid you not - http://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/142213/holiday-road-toll-stands-two
Bald Eagle
25th December 2010, 13:07
Nahhhhhh ... he asked for the wrong thing ... :facepalm:

He should have asked for some Christmas Spirit ... :innocent:




got one similar but mine says Johnny Walker Black label 12 yr old :yes:
ellipsis
25th December 2010, 13:37
....its bloody lovely...and very useful for kindling...
Mully
25th December 2010, 13:54
got one similar but mine says Johnny Walker Black label 12 yr old :yes:

That's how I like my women - 12 years old and named Johnny.
The Everlasting
26th December 2010, 13:47
I got a few different presents,but among the crappiest was a few pairs of socks,3 sizes too small....:facepalm:
Pussy
26th December 2010, 15:57
I got a few different presents,but among the crappiest was a few pairs of socks,3 sizes too small....:facepalm:

...and a jump, 3 sizes too big??
The Everlasting
26th December 2010, 17:03
...and a jump, 3 sizes too big??


Nope,didn't get one of those,but if I had it probably would have been 3 sizes too big..:laugh:
Fatt Max
26th December 2010, 17:06
I got a solar powered torch. What fucking good is that in the middle of the night....Honest I did....someone taking the piss I reckon eh
slofox
26th December 2010, 18:30
I got a GREAT present - it even came early - a Zumo 220 GPS!...Santa sent me to Tauranga to collect it a couple of weeks ago. I thought "Hey, shit, this is great of Santa!"

But today I went to my online bank website and saw the the bastard had CHARGED IT TO MY CREDIT CARD!

fucking prick...