marie_speeds
7th February 2011, 09:27
He said to me...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him...You wear pants don't you?
He said to me...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said...That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me...Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him...They don't have time.
He said to me...How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him... don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it di fficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said... A widow.
He said to me...Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him...Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
I said to him...You wear pants don't you?
He said to me...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said...That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me...Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him...They don't have time.
He said to me...How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him... don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it di fficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said... A widow.
He said to me...Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him...Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.